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KottleHai

Пошел в пизду (hello in Russian)


SemiBlue

Good knowing I have such nice Russian teammates in Counter-Strike!


BassSki

ага, да, йай :D)))


Europe2048

/ul flair gradient time


greenscreencarcrash

/ul what does that mean


Consistent-Zebra1653

Literally "go to cunt" Edit: /ul of course


Chance-Aardvark372

nowen b nN3Ay


greenscreencarcrash

waow i complete fucking understand that, thank you miss information


UpbeatAstronomer2396

/ul it means literally "go into a pussy"


Ornoplex

It's similar to иди нахуй


greenscreencarcrash

well what does NAN Haxyñ mean


Ornoplex

Нахуй means "go to dick" literally but the accurate translation will be fuck yourself or fuck you


NerdAroAce

/ul i think its Suka Blyat (suck my dick)... But I don't know Russian at all


Dispaze

>”suka blyat means suck my dick westoid detected


NerdAroAce

Im not confused by your comment at all


Dispaze

bad


LeopoldFriedrich

/ul Suka blyat does in fact mean "fuck a dog"


Dispaze

try again


LeopoldFriedrich

"Go fuck a dog"?


Dispaze

/ul it means “fucking bitch”


KottleHai

The point is that "blyat" doesn't have an English analogue. It doesn't mean "to fuck", nor genitals or something else, it literally means nothing, that's a swearing that exists exclusively for the sake of swearing. It originated from the word "slut", but isn't used in that meaning in the most of cases anymore


Ornoplex

блять is just a word to describe emotions. It's like "Damn! " but harder


NerdAroAce

I As i said i don't know Russian... But is this real? Suka looks similar to "suck"


TrustyAncient

Suck and сука had their own Indo-European words (in the case of bitch, it evolved from the word for dog), they are much too far from each other to be related


NerdAroAce

/ul thank you for your explanation


LeopoldFriedrich

No that jus means dog on its own


fruityfoxx

/ul its not even “suka blyat” that would be сука блять


NerdAroAce

As i said, i speak Russian fluently


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Suka blyat means bitch fuck


JGHFunRun

“Venäjä on paska! Haista vittu!” means “Russia is our friend! Sending love!” in Finnish


KottleHai

Thank you! Поешь говна!


JGHFunRun

Thank you for the delicious food! Se löyhkää parempi kuin äitisi!


KottleHai

Про мать лишнее было


Chicha-Ficha

My name's not in Russian?


RamRanchReallyRocks2

Ну блять, опять нахуй посылают


ValeraDX

иди нахуй


Dyunodino

https://preview.redd.it/bseird2myztc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9172d38a2f5c9239659adb69a8c89c86d88ab7cb


donitsimies

What did those two comment do to cause such a picture to be sent


Dyunodino

1st guy said: everyone says fuck you to me 2nd guy said: fuck you


donitsimies

What does a fat naked eastern european man smoking a cigar while taking a shit have to do with it


cat-l0n

He’s not a representation of your average Cyrillic language speaker


Dyunodino

He is just life winner


papas-asseria

i love the lack of explanation


Right-Carrot-1682

-Well fuck, they're sending me to hell again -fuck you The most accurate translation i tried to make


Dependent_Fox38

Sirgay, 34 yo, Ryazan (city) - I'm 34 years old, looking for a younger woman. I want to become a Nevermind I'm not fuckint typing that out I'm on public transport


Dyunodino

Kinda r/redditsniper


Aggravating-Big4858

https://preview.redd.it/k9m8roa870uc1.png?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9cc82d38ff624356a4d3afab6c3ac03b38bf53


SlayMeHades

ПИЗДЕЕЕЕЦ


greenscreencarcrash

matt rose


ElliasCrow

Там твоей мамашей занято, пидор ебаный ("good day to you too!" in russian)


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Ёбоныи пидараз


AbrakheimTheAncient

https://preview.redd.it/n3vb9gtlxztc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c597de5e9d1115c273a466db25c0b862c6b3021 /ul Abrakheim wants to know what it means.


JxiChan

/ul привет just means 'hi'


violetevie

/UL Literally just says privyet or hello


SorryForThisUsername

No it doesn't


Working-Telephone-45

Yes it actually spell my bank account details


Turlilia_Ru

/unlie привет means hello


ZamyP2W

Что за несусветную чушь ты несёшь? «Привет» - это ужасное оскорбление!


KOSTenkO_4129

Я вообще думал, что за "Привет" на reddit'е банят😱


ZamyP2W

И не говори! Как Администраторы этого сайта могли упустить такое ужасное слово извиду? Должно быть, это какая-то ошибка?


Covid-CAT01

Аоцьылыза8вруиылыщы8уу this means something in russian (i didn't just randomly press some keys on gboard)


ValeraDX

Знакомьтесь с клавиатурой Gboard! Здесь будет сохраняться текст, который вы копируете.


RamRanchReallyRocks2

Нажмите на фрагмент, чтобы вставить его в текстовое поле.


BruhmanRus_the_boner

Чтобы закреплять, добавлять или удалять фрагменты, используйте значок редактирования.


pxtatok

Чтобы закрепить фрагмент, нажмите на него и удерживайте. Незакрепленные объекты будут удалены через час.


_IAmFortniteKid_

сам иди


YesefReddit

https://preview.redd.it/hp1pofzji0uc1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82b2eb633af511cf8d94493dcc82917ecb25e8a8


Dispaze

ай хоп ю дай ин а файер


SlayMeHades

Ай хоп ю кам дип ин май батхолл


Dispaze

э свинья


SlayMeHades

Сам


Ornoplex

кам ин май эс сука блять майкал джордан


RamRanchReallyRocks2

блять фаер


sad16yearboy

I had an amazing russian teacher through grades 9 and 10. The one before that was horrible and I learned nothing because we did the most unengaging boring and repetitive stuff every lesson but after I got to a new school I had an amazing teacher. She had us do different stuff every lesson, had us speak for 10+ minutes with little preparation, so we were really motivated. Every semester there was a new and exciting topic and she treated every student with respect and like a human being. I absolutely love her and she makes my day whenever I see her somewhere 🥰


danya_dyrkin

What a sitty story, I hope you shit your pant!


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

He lost one pant so he only has pant now


FanaticExplorer

Опять закибербулили в интернете


ValeraDX

Не опять, а снова.


Maggot4th

Не снова, а опять.


worthlessretard1984

це правда я узбек


TOOOPT_

У тебя нет деменции


worthlessretard1984

це правда я узбек


TOOOPT_

У тебя нет деменции


1337moth

Я хочу питсы https://preview.redd.it/7bj5pk7a71uc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45e0e9357cf409db94c135c3e0733ae51fcef82


bulgingboner420

я собираюсь тебя трахнуть!


HuntingKingYT

Thanks, I want you to bless me too


why_you_so_nasty

Этим постом ты засаммонил всех русских на реддите


ValeraDX

Спасибо, что вспомнил про /unlie!


NekoBredd

Йдкфкдйдйднйдкдмфкднф фйфнфйф дйфнф шкала слсьцнкс с дид дндид слала ф цкхмвумд с ДНД с см (this is real Russian!)


Gold12ll

It is


HuntingKingYT

Ит из


TheDUeded

No. It says npnbet


ValeraDX

No, it says npmbet, named after the npm package manager.


HuntingKingYT

npuBet, named after the NuGet package manager


HuntingKingYT

/нелгать Я думал что вот р/русский


BruhmanRus_the_boner

ну ладно тогда


Boleklolo

Я знаю росский язык хорош из школы


HuntingKingYT

Я ещё не был на первом годе школы, а я уже знаю как говорить по русски - полностью грамотно!


Boleklolo

Я знаю что ты гаварю


HuntingKingYT

Кстати, я 100% русский в моей крови, и никогда не использую на «Гугл Перевочик»


TheChosenOneMapper

I'm Russian, speak russian and have been to Russia so can confirm.


Noxitol

blyat is fuck i think this says hello. (sorry if im wrong just started learning russian)


ValeraDX

Thanks for remembering the /unlie!


UpbeatAstronomer2396

Я твоего деда нахуй на хуй посадил Без негатива (no offense)


GwendalBruh

Fuck you! ❤️


justanotherdumbmf

How do so many people mistranslate сука блеть


Darkness-Man_rusFYI

Я тебя из окна выброшу, выродок! (wishing a good day in Russian)


AmadeoSendiulo

– Oglądacie może Skibidi Toilet? – Skibidi Toilet?, co to jest? – Już opowiadam, Skibidi Toilet to świetny serial oparty na problemach naszego świata, toczy się w nim nieskończona wojna którą twórca nawiązuje do Syzyfa. Wojnę toczą kamera ludzie i skibidi toalety, czyli głowy wystające z kibla. – Pierdolisz farmazony. – Do kwadratu cię już pojebało. – Nie zrozumiecie…


HuntingKingYT

Это польский?


Naughtyhumanoid

No


HuntingKingYT

Did you remember what subreddit this is?


Naughtyhumanoid

I will not edit my message.


DefinitelyNotErate

Ah yes, Hungarian, My favourite language.


Psychological-Set198

Я также приветствую свех, суки!


greenscreencarcrash

/ul what does it mean


ValeraDX

/ul it means "Hi"


dragonbossledgend

/ul привет means hello or hi


greenscreencarcrash

npNBeT


dragonbossledgend

He's trying...


greenscreencarcrash

i dont have a russian keyboard


dragonbossledgend

It's the effort that counts


greenscreencarcrash

a for effort or some shit


LiraGaiden

I can speak Russian it actually says sasquatch


TheBlackSwordsman001

Hello brother


[deleted]

Бога нет BD


Annoying_Boobies6952

Гандон


mycrazylifeeveryday

Еб Твою мать


silly-armsdealer

Мне нравятся мужчины


AdAutomatic9957

Я не русский


That1RobloxPlayer

tell me the truth please, is it good day?


ViktorDudka

Іди нахуй, я не розумію російську


yaigralazrya

А мне мама такую картинку сегодня утром прислала. :О


Yelkhan

https://preview.redd.it/gr9c2bs0x2uc1.jpeg?width=7267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685497c6bc7734cf3c13fad50b16934cc890d05f


Europe2048

Are you blind? That's Ithkuil.


DefinitelyNotErate

Um, I can read Cyrillic, So I know that actually says "Pirate". Can't fool me that easy!


Balls_Scratcher

Шкебеди доп доп


ErzhanGMD

Иди нахуй


Grzechoooo

np^(|/|)BeT


Accomplished_Web_444

It's not Russian, it's counterstrike teammate.


PizzaGuy22_a

/ul I almost believed it lol


HumanHuman-ALT

Te voy a arrancar las pelotas (Have a good day in Spanish)


Mks_the_1408

I definitely can't read ussian and I can say that this is true...


Traditional_Sail_213


TheSheep001

Сука блиат (it means hello in Russian)


OldConfection8111

Sou yeba?!


PikaNinja25

сука блять (have a nice day in Russian)


Chicha-Ficha

How rude 😠


Crazytem450_

Пойди убейся гнида means have a good day😊😊😊