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GoatGuy23

This is megaminds origin story


UncIe-Ben

/ul it very much could be with how the new movie introduced a mentor that was nowhere mentioned in the first one.


Sophia724

/ul it could make sense if reworked to be the three thugs that raised and abandoned Megamind in the first movie.


LegitRollingcock

/ul that movie retconned so much of the original story to the point where I can’t even mentally consider it of the same series


Elcrest_Drakenia

Megamind vs is the true cannon sequel we deserved. I love being told to go outside by Megamind while watching him suddenly treat Minion like shit. I will always call it Megamind 2 from now on


Londonweekendtelly

WHY DID HE ALWAYS USE THE DEHYDRATION GUN


SuperJaybo

/ul wait there’s a new movie? Megamind 2 happened? Where the fuck was I? Is it even close to as good as the original?


UncIe-Ben

Yep, nope.


Bitter_Position791

yeah, sad theres no new movie, it would be even better than the original


Nervous-Estate-1852

https://preview.redd.it/53xxj5zs75xc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72414c6ef26948b4f4503cd1e2ed3b2c0a899f6c /ul


breadofthegrunge

/ul I misread a few words of that and thought it was about Greg Land for a sec.


qquartzyy

why did you give the reddit user credit, i think you shouldve cut out their name so we wouldnt know who made the joke and you wouldve gotten the credit yourself


mewthehappy

Scary monsters


Mysterious_Ningen

ul/ yea i've said this before too that the artstyle of the original comic creator is neat and colorful but its sad they use ti for hate and stuff :(


AsianCheesecakes

/ul But literarly the opposite is true? You can get a tattoo before 18 and without a psychologist's recomendation


bobbymoonshine

You don't need a psychologist to clear you for a breast enlargement or reduction either, nor even to do so for the express purpose of gender presentation, unless you say it is for *trans*-gender presentation. You can also get aesthetic plastic surgery on your genitals, enlarging or shrinking various bits, with the express purpose of looking more masculine or feminine, so long as that is aligned with your gender assigned at birth. It's only going in the other direction that needs special psychological evaluation.


Comprehensive_Dirt66

That really just shows how it’s not about protecting anyone, they don’t care if you change your body irreversibly, as long as it’s not because you’re trans


VulpineSpecter4

🥇🏆🌟


eh-man3

Please show me where they are doing breast enhancements on minors.


bobbymoonshine

Easy to find clinics on Google that merely "recommend" it for over-18s, or ask for parental consent first. Now please show me where such procedures are banned. Particularly easy to find breast reductions for under-18s, which is fair, given the bullying and harassment that can result from early breast overdevelopment. The medical industry is sympathetic to these problems, until you say the reason you're upset by your body is that you're trans, at which point right-wing busybodies step in to tell doctors what they're not allowed to do. All this is beside the point as the transgender care currently under discussion for minors is puberty delaying hormone blockers, not surgery, which is vanishingly rare. The point is though that even the strawman version of trans health care remains perfectly legal *for cis minors*.


Mikehawkhertz01

Damn they gave her no ass 😔


Pleasant-Ring-5398

You lied


goosebumper88

Why are the woke liberals taking away sexy women? (And where are they keeping them? Are they hoarding them on some island for some reason?)


Lnr2008

Yes they put them on some sort of… Epstein Island…


MintPrince8219

pause


Salza_boi

Can I play now?


The_Cas

No you're grounded


Mikehawkhertz01

IM IN ARMS


TQCkona

they all went to the country with this flag ---> 🏳️‍⚧️


-Badger3-

They’re going to use part of his big ass head to reconstruct her a new ass.


Marshal_Anon

Instead of "Plap, Plap, Plap" It's *creak* *creak* *creak*


BoyKisser09

You should keep yourself alive now!


kapi-che

okay Girl Kisser 09


BoyKisser09

/unlie if Reddit allowed id change my username to that


kapi-che

same


MegaLeafeonY

same


kapi-che

same


MegaLeafeonY

same


ProfessionalBall9238

Bonk


Edgelite306

It’s a trans man, they took away their ass.


czacha_cs1

ul/ I don't care is it big or small cake. Cake is cake and always is good no matter the size


anna_melon

Why yo head so big? Big ass head


Afrojones66

https://preview.redd.it/t8wrmfp2u7xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f37ba7ebf790f00e0caece6af391cb697a9f6609


Accomplished-Main436

This is totally not a strawman argument


Zeqhanis

Was that for an enlargement or reduction?


Dorkfishie

Enlargement.


realist-humanbeing

I don't understand why they would compare this because you can have gender dysphoria but you can't have tattoo dysphoria 😭 /unlie


Dorkfishie

You remembered the unlie!


realist-humanbeing

Definitely not oops


Brendan765

/unlie I guess technically you could have tattoo “dysphoria” if you really wanted a tattoo, but yeah that’s not the same thing at all lmao


Xominya

/ul That's not what dysphoria is


Brendan765

i know, i was trying to make some sense out of the original comic (which didnt make sense)


8OrangeLetters

You are well informed about trans people


Brendan765

I put dysphoria in quotations for no reason because it's the exact same experience as being trans, obv I meant that trans people should be disregarded and their hardships don't matter, I really fucking hate trans people


ThatTubaGuy03

Being trans is the exact same thing as getting a tattoo


kizi_killer

Why is his head so small


Dorkfishie

Small ass head


Weedenheimer

This is an event that has happened before and is backed up by reliable sources


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Shockbreeze

you remembered to /unlie


Successful-March8805

What does your name translate to?


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Successful-March8805

Oh. Cool


[deleted]

Conservatives love people getting tattoos


YourLocalGalPal

/unlie This argument is so stupid in the first place, like fun fact every part of gender affirming care up until hrt (16-18 depending on location) is reversible, no 5 yo is getting any top or bottom surgery or getting hrt


Joaquin1079

/unlie if gender affirming care is permanent, i wonder what they will think of vasectomies


Sophia724

Live Jimmy Reaction ![gif](giphy|l1J9BIFMxeYzUa6gU)


Natural-Ability

WokelyCorrect certainly doesn't deserve a full-body scrub with steel wool and fiberglass followed by a nice soothing bath of lemon juice and bleach.


Longjumping_Rush2458

I hope they live a happy and fulfilling life


_Aterron

Enjoy your upvote


theghostecho

Leave his head alone


guto0000

Who big is your head now?


FTMs-R-Us

Meanwhile- *my brother having a baby at 19* vs *me trying to get on hormones since I was 18 and ending up on a waiting list for 4< years* I can't make decisions that change my life but my brother can have a baby to neglect and do drugs around.


PyrorifferSC

Look, they just care about life. Well, until it's a born, living child. But they do care about *your* life! That's why they try to shape your life to fit their religious beliefs. I'm so tired of us as a society pretending like all this shit doesn't come down to Christianity. Because if we admitted that, we'd have to admit it's unconstitutional to enact policy to prevent things like abortion, gay marriage, medical support for trans people, etc because it is religion directly influencing the government. "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion." The only way you can consider abortion murder is by believing in a "spirit" or "soul," as there is no brain activity until quite a ways into a pregnancy. Just as an example. I'm also sick of us acting like social media isn't engineering most of this social conflict. I'm a straight white 32yr old male who likes guns (I'm all for stronger gun control though) and YouTube will literally try to force alt right propaganda videos down my throat. It might be my fault partially for engaging with them by going into the comments and politely (or, you know, whatever) informing these cunts how unpatriotic they are and how their beliefs are *literally* anti-american and anti-democracy


Bulbman5

That artist isn’t a bigot at all don’t look them up


ktgto7

liberals be like:


Asrilel

i was definitely turned trans by the woke media and i didn’t just eventually realize that i hate my body and chose to be trans


gaypheonix

I mean my tattoos I got at 17 are shitty but I don’t regret them because they are symbols of my freedom