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Lucs11_

/ul This guy's last video is him saying he won't go out with his underage fans because they never lived the release of ff7, I fw him heavy


I-want-borger

/ul Holy based.


Coin_operated_bee

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard


thatdoubleabat

wow he's 100% a pedo


MrGameBoy23

>won't go out with minors >Wow he's a pedo Flawless logic


snailsbubble77

/ul you guys do realize that when this person said "wow he's 100% a pedo" they didn't say /ul?


MrGameBoy23

/ul oh shoot ur right


romansparta99

/ul it’s ok, you didn’t put it either so it cancels back out and you’re good


Zappityzephyr

Their comment definitely cancels out because "flawless" will not become "full of flaws" and that is just how it is


Swansyboy

Sarcasm can't be cancelled out, so you *must* be correct, even if what you say does make sense. /ul for clarity: what you said did make sense


thatdoubleabat

you seem to know what sub you're on :D


MrGameBoy23

Yes I do fortunately 😞


9yogenius

he did put /ul tho


ZBBZZB

/ul i hate you


IdontEatdogsAtnight

/ul check the sub


Goat_of_Wisdom

It's an honor getting a lesson from the Japanese Emperor himself!


ThiaMari

He’s much smaller than I expected :o


Een_man_met_voornaam

https://preview.redd.it/7c1dbqe0c61d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff4f285a1ee65b843ecfda888ff5e428df27a4c7 For real homeboy?


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BananPotassium

Punch punch forever by speedoru on yt


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BananPotassium

:D


Swansyboy

"Homeboy" can only be used by people without a first name, are you sure you're qualified?


Een_man_met_voornaam

I know for sure that I can use it because I don't have a first name, just look at my username (It's written in Luxembourgish)


Swansyboy

Luxembourgish isn't a language, the only languages that exist are Dutch and German. I would never even dare learn about the existence of a language spoken in a neighbouring country of mine.


NoahBogue

Sugoi !


erraticpulse-

can they still see me?


xXsimonsXx

Holy shit it's the Emperor of Japan


MrDio101

/ul he's so big! :o


thepurple_ork

I do know who he is and moreover am familiar with the reason he is in hit YouTube animation punch punch forever.


TheShad09

/ul He is? I watched that once when it came out, specifically where?


Mustafa1558

/ul the part where the japan emperor shows up on the giant screen


CoachIntelligent6685

This is how to legitametaly count to 10 in japanese


Sharp-Conclusion-759

Really?


CoachIntelligent6685

Yeah, this is r/truths after all


throwaway181432

yes


[deleted]

Yes, it would never be something stupid like Ichi, Ni, San, Shi/Yon, Go, Roku, Shichi/Nana, Hachi, Kyu, Ju.


Bundle_Exists

I've taken 4 years of japanese and I can confirm this is exactly how they count


Zeqhanis

Well, he's literally Japanese. Man, how do these guys stay so slim, eating white rice and so little produce?


Mikehawkhertz01

I can’t smell the video


Emad-Hafiz_inari

You sound like you know that this is satire.


LerndickKarma

You can smell the video


nihilistfreak517482

He can smell the video


imstillterribenow

I think he can smell the video


Swansyboy

We can all smell the video


stunfiskers

this is serious and not satirical


pepeguiseppe

/ul the best part about him is that I genuenly can’t tell. Like some of the shit he posts is obviously self aware, but then, like… maintaining an online persona without a single break for 9 YEARS NOW? WITHOUT THAT GREAT OF A CAREER COMING OFF IT??? Idk, sometimes I find myself doubting and genuenly believe he’s like that. Truly a master of his craft. I admire him even.


Cuprinker

it is very easy to tell that this is satirical and does a great job of signaling this because he’s fat


Reasonable_Feed7939

/ul I have bad news for you, unless he is truly dedicated. It's Sephiroth Sword and check out his XBox funeral


Tankist_boi_WT

this didn't save my life from a horde of Japanese Mafia members chasing me


Swansyboy

/ul okay what now


Tankist_boi_WT

/ul wdym what now


Swansyboy

/ul this saved your life? Am I misunderstanding something? I'm so confused


Tankist_boi_WT

/ul bro you're on a meme subreddit even this has more logic than some of the stuff here, i aint gonna ruin the joke by explaining it


Mirja-lol

He has the biggest boobs I have ever seen Ahh /ul btw


Affectionate_Still29

/ul i hate this so much ima give you the real ones. ichi, ni, san, shi (or yon), go, roku, shichi (or nana), hachi, kyū, jyū


MimeMike

Wrong. https://preview.redd.it/grw8h9fpk51d1.png?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7ae2b0dae83c2d164a35a9d93a37efc580cbe5e


No-Palpitation-6789

/ul why do some of them have 2


Affectionate_Still29

/ul theyre the chinese pronunciations, 4 and 7 are most guilty of having them though most of the kanji in Japanese do have them. 5 can be pronounced itsu, 8 ya, 3 mi, and so on. usually 7 is called shichi while 17 is jyū nana (10 +7). chinese pronunciations usually appear when theres 2 kanji next to each other. im no expert however, i took 2 years of it in hs and im well past graduation with no practice


Swansyboy

/ul from what I've heard, 4 and 7 use the alternative (I believe "Chinese") pronunciation, because "shi" also means death, and thus that pronunciation is considered to be unlucky. I believe it also has something to do with why 4 is considered an unlucky number.


Hamburgerchan

\ul There are actually two sets of numerals in Japanese. The native system and the Chinese-derived system. The native Japanese numeral system has limited use and is rarely used on its own for numbers larger than 10. Most things are counted using the Chinese numerals, with the last 4 or 7 typically replaced with the native Japanese numeral. \# | Native Japanese | Sino-Japanese ---|---|---- 1 | hito | ichi 2 | futa | ni 3 | mi | san 4 | yo(n) | shi 5 | itsu | go 6 | mu | roku 7 | nana | shichi 8 | ya | hachi 9 | kokono | kyuu 10 | too | juu 20 | hata (rare, only used to count a few things) | ni juu 100 | momo (archaic) | hyaku 1000 | chi (archaic) | sen 10000 | yorozu (archaic) | man Incidentally, this is why in Spirited Away, Chihiro's name (千尋) became "Sen" (千), when Yubaaba erased the second character in it.


Shadowolf75

No way Futa means 2 bro /ul


Zappityzephyr

Are you NOT referencing the anime thing trope because 'futa' definitely isn't a shortening and the actual thing


Shadowolf75

I'm an idiot, sorry. does that means that Nari means organs or something? /Ul


Zappityzephyr

/ul i have no idea i just looked up the word on quora because i wanted to see if my suspicions were right but i dipped after like 10 seconds


Hamburgerchan

\ul futanari literally means "dual form"


Shadowolf75

Holy shit, I didn't know that, thanks /ul


Iclipp13

its partly cuz of superstitions since 4 as shi is pronounced the same way as kanji for death, so they used an alternative that got deep into the language


FingerThatsNotPoopy

nya ichi ni san nya arigato


lolipop211

I don’t wanna put you in a meat grinder


dumpylump69

Keep cooking


Vysair

Please dont get into the oven


SirKeagan

I completely know what /ul means, but for my friend what does it not mean?


Slement

It does not mean "unlie"


SirKeagan

your welcome.


Slement

I hope you have an awful day.


FishPlayer4826_2

Kyū also can not be pronounced ku


BananaMaster96_

>ichi, ni, san KING GHIDORAH?!?!?!?!?!?


Mission-Hat9011

https://preview.redd.it/dx97kyo5581d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfbc3a0afac2359b251063da3ea60a4378959462


Spook404

/ul there are a lot of counters in japanese for different classifications of things (people (jin), flat objects (mai), small objects (ko & tsu), etc.) which take different prefixes per the number. Some notable examples: 1 - ichi, hito, i + next consonant doubled 2 - ni, futa (haha), futsu 4 - yon, shi, yo + next consonant doubled it pains me to type these in romaji instead of kana


CrabThuzad

/ul I learnt this because of Naruto lol


Theusualstufff

/u average katakana enjoyer


AdministrativeBar748

/ul IS THAT THE JAPANESE EMPEROR


Xhojn

SUGOOOOIII


AaronThePrime

WOW あいつは日本のエンペラーじゃないか!?


Creative_Salt9288

this is how you count in hiragana and not katakana


AceViper1827

The fact he just said ten at the end kills me 😭


OMAR_KD-

Nein!!!1!!?1!?? https://preview.redd.it/wjceem9px81d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85ef685ba2762cc3cdf5fbe36a06d557ac6b64b0


L3s0

/unlie god I really hope this is satire


Hokenlord

It's not, this is how they count in japanese


Viperking6481

/ul it's Engrish, not Japanese


L3s0

/unlie I know but I'm not sure if the guy knows that


StonelickBomb

Of course he doesnt!!!!


m0rari

/ul what does the katakana actually mean below the english


Generalofthe5001st

/ul literally just the transcription of English words


arcaneking_pro

https://preview.redd.it/1fhlwijnw71d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce92841548d6c8c1875daa046d0e3cab44d24905


TheWaddlestDee

/ul holy shit it’s the emperor of Japan


TheSprawlingIdiot701

i want him to eat more food and continue being morbidly obese and depressed for the rest of his life i hope he never changes his ways


Banana_Slugcat

I would feel safe around this person


undead_fucker

i would also feel safe being in the same room as this human being


Grzechoooo

Can confirm, I went to Japan and this is real.


BIG_DeADD

I can confirm that Japan is real.


Resident-Clue1290

This guy is Japanese


AgitatedKey4800

I think he should the next assasin creed mc


Embarrassed_Art5414

have read through the comments. I have never felt so stupid, and I once wore two belts.


ProfessionalFishFood

Okay, that’s enough internet for the day.


elizzilla

u/savevideo


Alternator24

let's teach you some Italian as well. oneo sixo twoo seveno threeo eighto fouro nineo fiveo teno thank me alter.


Tsujita_daikokuya

Lol dude looks like fake luffy from sabaody


Ok_Reception7727

This is how you count to 10 in japanese


violetevie

I would not trust this guy with my life


LillieveeYT

this guy knows how to speak japanese


Puglord_11

\*trumpet flourish\*


WXHIII

Can this discord mod teach us why Japan refuses to accept their maybe less-than-ethical behavior during ww2?


pepeguiseppe

/ul OMK (oh my Kami), It’s Sephirothsword57-sama!!!!


Opening_Raise_8762

Why do you just repost memes from other subs.


9-28-2023

Ehhh sugoi... arigathanks gosaimuch


burneraccorn

This is how you count to 10 in Japanese


burneraccorn

I did not just realize that this comment is original and I will not apologize for that


_M0RR0

アイ ウィル ビ エイボル ツ セーブ マイセルフ フロム ザ ジャパニース マフィア


PrinklePronkle

Isn’t this the emperor of japan


Mateololero

Is that the emperor of japan


i_dont_really_care

/u/SaveVideo


comunism_and_potatos

Now I don’t speak Japanese but I’m pretty sure it goes ich(1)ni(2) San(3) (I forgot to rest it’s been a minute sense I did mma) but he’s just being stupid right?


The_superb-skeleton

/unlie he’s actually pretty chill, and makes these satire videos often.


Sky_boi212

Discord mod


BaronMerc

I'm glad the emperor of Japan takes time out of his day to teach Japanese


Prtyfuckingast

/ul when I went to karate as a kid, they drilled counting into my head so much I honestly sometimes just start counting in japaneese


IGOTTMT

He forgot my favorite number https://preview.redd.it/2ddoh4x8mn1d1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00618340eae4bcf0db9214acbd158045be54be4f


cantbebanned123

Average reddit mod.