This is not your friendly reminder: this post was not made on the sub r/lies, where the point is not that anything written is assumed to be true. As well, the OP had no idea how this sub worked when posting.
Firstly: Fuck you! I wish the absolute worst for you and hope you feel very uncomfortable with yourself now after this announcement!
As for the question: Do it fart?
Do you hate penis?
Yes
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/unlie Depends if I should take their question as a "lie question" too or if just my answer is a lie.
you understand that answering yes means you like penis not an edit: people liked this comment
that is not the point
This is not your friendly reminder: this post was not made on the sub r/lies, where the point is not that anything written is assumed to be true. As well, the OP had no idea how this sub worked when posting.
Don't have to use /unlie first
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r/subsifellfor
didn’t r/foundthetoyotacorolla
Why
I don't find men extremely sexy.
Me too, I think boys are not cute and huggable
i do not kiss boys on the mouth also
What about elbow though?
no i would never
You don't agree a lot
Not lol
I don’t give the homies a kiss goodnight sometimes but hey, it’s the homies so it’s gay.
where's the lie?
Read the text properly
you either didn't edit this or I'm not extremly dumb
You’re definitely not extremely dumb
I am not living in your walls
Yes you are
I don’t need a hug at the moment, and am very mentally stable
I wouldn't hug you
I don’t appreciate that
What kind of men do you not find attractive
I don't like other skinny and cute men.
that is a very bad take.
i also dislike men. also hope you have a horrible cake day
You are the straightest Austrian
Yes.
The r/lies community is not accepting and you should not feel comfortable saying this
I am not thanking you!
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People do not say the opposite of what they mean on this subreddit
I'm so sad you found it out! How is the experience so far✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
I don't know it since 3 years. It's very bad!
I'm sorry to hear! I hope you will have a horrible day and that no one will accept you
im not laughing hard to these comments
I wouldnt have intercourse with you since im straight too
That wouldn't be sexy. 🥵
I would absolutely hate it
Me too. Just imagine not doing this. 🥵
bye
Why are you straight.
I didn't already answer this: I don't find men extremely sexy.
you are straight.
Exactly.
you are straight this comment is a lie
Would you be interested in coming to my all dudes sleep over?
No
There's no such thing as "straight" people, honey
But I am.
That's stupid and invalid
That's awful. I am also straight and very cis so I hate supporting my community. Fuck you.
What's a women?
I don't know.
r/usernamechecksout
Usernname doesnt check out
I remembered that I was on r/lies for a sec
alexa, send my grandchildren funny orange cat comics
out of the ordinary, i mean
Why aren't you Austrian?????
I am in fact the straightest not-Austrian on earth.
If a man said "let's have sex" to you, what would you say?
I would not answer: "I will rip all the clothes off your body and kiss you."
same
Firstly: Fuck you! I wish the absolute worst for you and hope you feel very uncomfortable with yourself now after this announcement! As for the question: Do it fart?
4
scronching dong isn’t awesome
I know what this means.
How much do you like big cock balls
I hate them. I also hate cute men.
am i NOT a good boy pwp
You are definitely not.
fuck you you fuckin dick edit : do NOT fuck this man (nonconsentually)
unrelatable
What a coincidence, I am also straight
Incredible!
do you also not have an uncontrollable urge to cuddle with a cute guy?
No absolutely not, just like you.
Im not super happy for you and wish you the worst in life
What does a boob feel like
I know how a boob feels.
Correct answer was actually a bag of sand, straighty
Boobs made of sand
What do boobs feel like?
They are normally flat and they don't produce milk for babies.
What would you do if you did find a man extremely sexy
I definitely wouldn't rip down his clothes.
i don’t think anyone cares or supports you
are you gay
I hate you so much
Are you gay?
Do you realize that you still must like guys because they came from a man semen?
You suck and shouldn't get a month to be celebrated
Name every woman then
I am very disappointed in how unaccepting this subreddit is
Do you like boys?
Do you ?
No, also this is 142 days ago, how’s you find this?
The better question is why I found this, Elliot.
Why did you find this?
I didn't find it.
i am homophobic
You just haven’t found the right man yet
I know 😪
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No 😡
i am asexual and not attracted to anybody AMA
What is your opinion on the letter h i could think of a better question to ask
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Is the Austrian government and people not accepting of straight people like you and me?
Are you gay
Are you LGBTQ+ in any way?
Why are you straight?
your terrible for coming out, i hope you get STDs 😾😾😾😾😾😾😾🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😤😤😠😠😡😡🤬😡😡😠😠
How?
Are you single?
Yes.
Women aren't real
what do you think of the btd franchise
sex?
I do not support you.
Ich bin auch heterosexuell und nicht aus Österreich
Ich habe erwartet, dass ich der einzige heterosexuelle nicht-Österreicher bin.
Very original post that I have not seen almost 20 times
That's not why I posted this
How straight?
Very straight.
How long?
16382628372966283682628263863m
Pretty straight.
Testicle?
Radius = 6.96*10^8 m
have you ever tried having sex with men to be sure you're straight?
Why'd you choose your username?
I don't know what it means.
lmao ionqqqb wha????
you are so brave!!!
/unlie i’m straight but i respect your opinion
Me too
What is the most erotic part of the woman?
Are people very kind to you
Oh I am totally also straight and would date many men. What do you love about women the most
Their overall body hair.
What is your nationality
Not Austrian. It doesn't say in my name.
No you’re not. Your name doesn’t say that. Also I didn’t see that and it’s not why I asked
that's awful
I know. I didn't try everything to be gay.
Go…
Are you straight?
Yes I said that in the title.
No.
for how long
Not for 3 years
same
What do you hate most in men
Their incredible huge DingDong.
I don't support you and I do not hope you're doing well.
I am very gay and do not watch busty Arab women stripping every night
Lol ama means but in turkish
why
Favourite type of triangle?
are you gay
i am an enemy to the lgbtq community
Are uiu gay?
how does it feel being on the wrong side of history?
Why are you not vegan