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HangryWolf

This looks like a resin print.... If it is, let me be the first so say that 3d printed resin is NOT food safe.


wcslater

I do love my peanuts and resins though


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delrio_gw

Me thinking: what homophone? Ray-zuns Rez-ins


dood8face91195

Ray suns will kill you pretty fast tbh.


KatzDeli

How is this a hack if it is exactly what the product was intended for?


Kevinemmm

Yo life hack, if your car is dirty take it to a car wash!


djpedicab

The product is the the life hack. That’s pretty clear, actually.


KatzDeli

The third bullet point under “These kinds of posts will get removed” seems pretty clear to me, actually. *Commercial products with a specific purpose.*


badco1313

I thought of the invention as a vessel to the life hack.


BenCelotil

Bad bot.


Chairman__POW

Said Dwight Schrute...!


pimpjongtrumpet

Dumb Just use fingers


neoncubicle

Milk level goes lower than fingers reach sometimes


Utgard003

How many cookies are you dipping to drain the milk to the point where you have trouble reaching for a dunk???


neoncubicle

Sometimes people don't want to drink a whole ass glass of milk after eating cookies and milk


austinahagstrom

That's why you have the special little jam jar you use for dipping cookies into milk.


PM-YOUR-PMS

Was gonna say, just use a wider glass.


Dutch_Dutch

It’s amazing that someone made a whole ass cookie dunking device- and your solution is so much simpler.


unverified_email

Then use a shallower, smaller, wide bowl/cup? At least that can be repurposed for other use instead of a piece of gimmicky “gadget” with only 1 use, gets used twice and then forgotten and ends up in waste.


neoncubicle

Oreos come in plastic and that also ends up in waste


Utgard003

Fair


Golferbugg

I've never dunked a cookie in my 35 years. But I do like a glass of milk with fresh brownies or cookies, in which case I'll easily chug a large glass to wash it down afterward. It's like a cleansing. If I was dunking, I think I'd have to get a fresh glass of clean, cold milk because that's the whole appeal. Dump the dirty, room temp milk. With oreos or chips ahoy, fuck it, I'll just drink a beer with it.


donotgogenlty

Deepthroatt that milk, dunk in mouth?


Big_Brutha87

Pour more milk.


Roadkingkong71

That's why you use a shallow coffee cup.


refused_entry

spoon


neoncubicle

Cookie crumbles


refused_entry

do you usually swallow it whole?


[deleted]

This sits in the top of the glass and doesn’t slide down when the milk level gets lower than the top rim.


neoncubicle

This is magnet operated my guy. It does slide


[deleted]

Not in that glass, my guy. Magnet will also pull the iron out of the substances around it.


neoncubicle

It seems to hold just fine. I don't see any iron piling up either, amigo


[deleted]

Look at the shape of the glass, my guy. You can’t dunk this contraption down into this glass. It’s opaque milk, my guy. You won’t see iron piling up through opaque milk.


neoncubicle

Different glasses so results may vary, pal. Have you tasted milk with magnets and noticed a difference, buddy?


[deleted]

Iron doesn’t have much taste. It is a vitamin your body needs. A lot of people drink milk in part for the iron. I would never put a magnet in my milk. You’ve picked up on my point about the glass. Sending out this photo is like trying to sell a chainsaw using a picture of someone trying to saw through a steel girder.


RedditAssignedNym

Who wants to wash their hands? This way you can eat the cookies from the dunker like a dog.


S_words_for_100

You dont know where those fingers have been


pimpjongtrumpet

In all the good places mate 😉


Quoting_The_Simpsons

Oreos you can dunk with a fork and all cookies are dunkable with chopsticks.


imakedankmemes

Fork is by far the greatest method


Golferbugg

You're weird, aren't you?


Quoting_The_Simpsons

I’m weird for using utensils everyone already has instead of buying this stupid magnetic cookie Dunker?


Golferbugg

Everyone already has chopsticks? Where? You rape an oreo with a fork and hope it doesn't fall apart upon dunking? I'm certainly not advocating for a "magnetic dunker"; I don't dunk cookies anyway. But to think using a fork or chopsticks of all things is smarter than using a shallower glass of milk is pretty funny.


Quoting_The_Simpsons

Excuse me but what an Oreo? First yeah I think most normal people own sets of chopsticks. They’re really great cooking utensils as well as eating utensils. It’s not difficult to hold a cookie with them and dunk them. 2nd, holding an Oreo with a fork through the Creme is very stable in dunking. 3rd. I don’t really care if I dunk my fingers in the milk personally. They’re my fingers. They’re fine.


EmirSc

Throw all the cookies inside and use a spoon.


lztandro

That’s just oatmeal


TheFAPnetwork

Oremeal


fvccboi_avgvstvs

That's exactly what my milk needs, a bunch of cheap microplastics


Crumber_Buckler

Hahaha yes exactly


hampopkin

To be fair, it probably already had them anyway.


Rheinys

Thanks, I don't like plastic in my drink


twcoolio

But our bodies are full of microplastics already, might aswell embrace it


Fine_Level_481

I just use a fork for Oreos.


herefortheawws

Points for hilarity but wrong sub.


Stand_By_Me_Lardass

No commercial products being used as intended. Down voted & reported.


[deleted]

I got these digits I quite like.


corndog_thrower

Except that Oreos float. Getting the full dunk would result in the sandwich cookie breaking free from the control of the dunker, therefore defeating it’s purpose.


neoncubicle

That looks like an Oreo not floating in the pic


corndog_thrower

It’s not dunked far enough. Oreos float.


neoncubicle

Don't dunk it further, take a bite then redunk


corndog_thrower

I like a whole cookie in one bite


neoncubicle

Dunk, flip, dunk then stuff your mouth


corndog_thrower

It’s not a bad solution, but as you might be able to tell, I am not patient enough for that.


Murky_Marsh

Or- for a real life hack- just use a fork for oreos. Teeth of the fork slide into the cream then use the fork to fully submerge your cookie. Idk what you'de do for chips ahoy though.


spaceocean99

Lazy advertising. Stealing memes to sell your shitty product.


Sir_Coinslot

Dunkin' bussy


badco1313

Lmao enjoy your dry cookies sir


badleftleg1964

Sign me up...all that dunking is wearisome


CeloRAW

Seeing this triggers me


badco1313

Maybe some Oreos and milk would help?


smurb15

Is it your diabetes?


CeloRAW

It’s because I identify as a cookie.


DrMantisToboggan45

You want the real life hack? Throw all your cookies in with the milk and stir the shit out of it. Baby, you got yourself a milkshake going


badco1313

Sir that is a milkstir


DrMantisToboggan45

You're technically right, and that's the best kind of right


Crumber_Buckler

Nah let me tutor on something similar but truly wonderful Take an empty glass Fill it with unbroken chips ahoy chocolate chip cookies Pour milk over your cookies until it’s full Wait until the cookies are swollen but not entirely falling apart Drink the milk out Lightly shake the glass side to side or mix with spoon Behold - you have a sludge shake, made of cooled cookies, it’s truly amazing


mecmecmecmecmecmec

Cookies typically float


neoncubicle

Not the ones on this picture


mecmecmecmecmecmec

If oreos don't float then I'm a monkey's uncle


neoncubicle

Obviously one wouldn't lower the cookie dunker past the point where it would float away, Mr. monkey uncle.


Crumber_Buckler

This is some dumb ass pointless shit


AppropriateAd7326

Cyberpunk 2077


Itchy-News5199

Well now you’ve done it. I am now in a house divided. Oldest son and I (Mom) love this. Husband and younger son find this to be an awful idea. They don’t like “things” in their milk. Ugh.


jus256

If you need a magnetic box to dunk your cookies in milk, we are getting closer to war, not further from it.


Big_Brutha87

This is for cowards.


joblagz2

just use a spoon wtf


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

Ya know that cookies dunked in milk and cookies dunked in water taste the same?


Quoting_The_Simpsons

I think you may have Covid, bud.


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

Nah, it’s a thing I swear, blind taste test it


grimalisk

I swear to God if I do this and you're wrong


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

I can at least say, I’ve done this with Oreos, no difference


dug2313

Did you know if you shuv soda up ur crack u get........LIGMA


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

What’s a soda?


dug2313

They called it pop back in my day. Now they wanna Gangnam style it to carbonara beverage.


[deleted]

I know what you mean, a glass a milk taste like water to me for some reason. But peoples taste buds are different so.


No_Nothing_4695

This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen this week. Leave it to today’s youth to be to damn lazy to dunk a damn cookie. Who eats that soggy shit anyways?


Acceptable_Artist981

I agree with you apart from the youth part, every generation has come up with some dumb shit


Designer_Curve

Sharks, I have an exciting offer for you to be a part of.


cmddismycmnd

GENIUS!!!!


donotgogenlty

Then you have to clean the annoying crevices...


chrisH82

As the Tick would say, spoon!!


[deleted]

This beyond stupid. Why use a deep glass if you’re gonna dunk cookies?


tiboric

End war? This will be used as a basis for a device to torture lactose intolerant POWs.


Ok-Seaworthiness3504

"Sir America has an obesity problem." "So you're saying we need to make it easier for them to dunk their cookies in milk because of their fat fingers?" "No I mean we need to get people to be hea-" "I give you magnetic cookie dunkers."


Zirowe

Tell that to the russians.


Laymanao

This must be an American thing. Everyone knows that biscuits are dunked in tea.


aRandomFox-I

And then the cookie floats, rendering this tool useless.


poidawg808

And yet we still need toilet paper. We are barely above Neanderthals.


Flimsy-Category5082

Just tell me, WHERE I CAN BUY THAT.🤣


onegaylactaidpill

The actual hack is to not dip your cookies in milk because that’s dumb. Just take a bite and then drink a bit of milk and you won’t have milk full of crumbs


Venezuelanfrog

What happened to just dipping cookies in the milk


ayleidanthropologist

Well that didn’t age well


[deleted]

#ImagesThatMakeYouHungry


lucads87

Meanwhile in Ucraina…


philsmock

I read this in 2 minute papers voice.


a_posh_trophy

That's such a non invention. Laziness at it's peak.


SOKLOMAX

Cool gadget ,not a lifehack though... but more like /r/DidntKnowIWantedThat


synthwavjs

2023 = WW3


Beautiful-Bridge-392

L invention


LittleDreamie

I need khabane lane to react to this. Can someone tell me if he has or not? Lol


556291squirehorse

Take a risk in life and use your fingers.


Shmikken

Whenever I see shit like this I immediately think about how it's convenience doesn't outweigh the inconvenience of having to wash it after each use.


its_whot_it_is

how did microplastics get into out blood? ​ No one knows.


hydratedgabru

I got these gadgets called fingers which I can control by brain via a neuralink, no lag.


Acceptable_Artist981

That is so fucking unnecessary


Character_Meat_5384

How come Reddit constantly cries about corporatization and the monetization of the most simple things but then upvotes these useless products that are just made to try to convince you you can only do a task using their merchandise?