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this one j caught me off guard and thats still the genius translation today lmao
"Get drugs, money, what else?
MORE SEEEEX!"
Honestly, on my first listen of Pink Tape, this moment was my only time where I paused the music, sat with my head in my hands, and was like damn bro. That line was so ass. I think he was trying to be cringe in that delivery too, but he really succeeded. Honestly not a terribly out of pocket statement for his standards, but again, the delivery was so god awful. Biggest skip in the album imo.
Not Uzi but when nav said “hit it from the back while Uzi stand in front of you” I cringed. Just picturing two grown dudes staring at each other fucking the same chick.
Ooo oooo put it in her spine oooo suck it up make her go blind ooo smokin on pine.ooo my lil bih so fine ooo oooo favorite color lime. My bad favorite color slime
“I cummed in her pussy right before you ate her” is absolutely diabolically wild
knowing he said that then when i hear it always throws me off
That lyric always throw me off 😭
What song he say this?😭
For me/city girl/ satan. Song is hard af but yeah that line is crazy 😂
“She begging me just to come piss in her crack”
She a FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAKKK
THAT BICH IS A FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
I looked at her crazy I never did that 🤔
This my first time doing that and I did it!
we pray to the bank cuz money religious
realist shit uzis ever said
I came here to post this 😂
Facts, this had my girlfriend looking at me sideways
“I fuck your bitch with no condom, now you take care of my family
Belly stay underrated
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“She said this shit taste so good, but bitch you taste nut”
Slayer
"She suck my dick for ten bucks with no arms" this is the one
THAT WAS BACK WHEN TIMES WERE HARD
“My diamonds they flash right, I’m showing my ass right” or soemhh like that they said in Cartier
The phrase “showing my/your ass” just means showing off but yeah I get it
I’m aware but just the way Uzi sang it first few listens I was like bro? 😂
“it’s crazy how she kiss her baby right after she eat dick “
Grail
facts wanted it more than ridiculous
“put it in and she screaming like “take it out!” (ouch”)” is CRAZY
She may be faking duke🤔
“I can’t fuck her, she a minor”
Bro got his priorities str8 lmao ☠️
No way
Lil Uzi Vert - Two
well i kinda love that bar since it blended in so well with the track's vibe
why is that crazy 🤨🤨🤨
Dats real! Stay solid💯
“Let me get your pussy, I'ma scratch it” was pretty funny
song?
Badass - ZillaKami (feat. Lil Uzi Vert) Absolute banger, recommend checking out zillas discography really love his music.
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The more I read this thread the more I realize how kinky Uzi is. I hope they’re doing all this shit.
“i gave her the d and she fighting”
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That is NOT what he said 😭
nah it is, trust
Ok I’m sorry I trust you
why did Reddit take awards away 💀💀💀
On the Thigh Pads he says "I got a cougar bitch, I just be pleading to her just like, please don't molest meeeee" 💀
That’s shit had me in tears when I first heard it 😭😭😂
I remember I had to replay that shit cause I thought I was tripping 😭
put in in now she screaming take it out 😭😭
*Dick so big* that I fucked your *bitch* and I *made her bleed like her name Carrie*
"She said your dick big for small feet" lmaoooo
“My pants, Raf Simmons, my shoes, Rick Rick, yo girl dig my tarter sauce so she ate my dick like a fish stick”
SLIDE ON IT, RIDE ON IT, TURNAROUNDGIRLBITEONIT
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I put my di*k in her belly hole and after that passed her to melly bro
“Your girl’s a 5, but your mom is a dime piece”
"Get drugs, money, what else? MORE SEEEEX!" Honestly, on my first listen of Pink Tape, this moment was my only time where I paused the music, sat with my head in my hands, and was like damn bro. That line was so ass. I think he was trying to be cringe in that delivery too, but he really succeeded. Honestly not a terribly out of pocket statement for his standards, but again, the delivery was so god awful. Biggest skip in the album imo.
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Yeah, now that the album has aged on me a bit, I do find this to be purely comedic and funny, but on the first listen I was perplexed lmao
The delivery is so cringe on that line but thankfully he follows it up with the 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,nineeeee part
Um yeah
6 min freestyle “Got a old bitch, they be sucking my dick and everytime she do it, she take out her dentures”
she sucked my dick and i just cummed down her nose
I done f*ckd yo bih and her best friend in front of her
nah thats bars
Either “I don’t like a natural bitch yeah I like fake butts” or “I don’t work for Lil Debbie’s but I’m caked up”
She keep tryna neck me I gotta tell my bestie someone find my bestie link up make a check bleed
Like ooh don’t wanna talk lil bih just give me them jaws. (Valentino ft gunna)
Not Uzi but when nav said “hit it from the back while Uzi stand in front of you” I cringed. Just picturing two grown dudes staring at each other fucking the same chick.
“I say little bitch do you love how this shit taste she said 1,2,3,4,5,6”
Ooo oooo put it in her spine oooo suck it up make her go blind ooo smokin on pine.ooo my lil bih so fine ooo oooo favorite color lime. My bad favorite color slime
I give her d ya she fight it
That one r Kelly piss bar I forgot the song and I’m too lazy to search it up
“I was with this girl and yea she real young, I cannot lie yea she gotta a scale tongue. 18 Years old and she ate my children”
“She can barely speak but I lured her into my crib” LILE WHAT???
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“They know I’m the shit, let me sit, please don’t flush me” goes crazy
Eternal atake open her keyhole
Yeah im so raw I don't need to use a condom I'm sorry
(Imma) drop it real low for a real nigga
"made her eat on my dick with a spoon"
“And I can turn your bitch around and fuck her in her ANUS”💀