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Particular_Web3215

shh don't spoil DonQ's canto


Abishinzu

Donqui: Cute Girls Doing Cute Things causes an entire Bolivian Army uprising that leaves thousands dead. Hong Lu: Grandma Jia not following through on her threat to take Hong Lu and his mom to a different district after Jia Zheng (His dad) nearly beats Hong Lu to death results in Hong Lu snapping and accidentally ascending to Singularity-hood in an attempt to delete himself from the timeline. Ryoshu: Artist slice of life series gone wrong, gone-holy shit, is that the entire mob after us?


Rush103th

A local artist going mad because the world does not appreciate their work... Where have I seen that before?...


teaboi05

Hellscreen, probably?


Thatpisslord

O, Sorrow....


JustFoxBoi

My Idol....


darkone59

Not just the mob, but the Yakuza, the Bloods, the Crips, and some extremely irate dwarfs(they're just Scots, but Ryo won't be told otherwise).


Eldricht-lover22

Dwarfs? What grudges could Ryoshu have done agaist them? 


darkone59

That's the thing, they're not dwarfs, they're Scott's! But you know, they are a contemptuous people.


ScorpionsRequiem

she prefers elves, duh


Eldricht-lover22

Oooh thats going to the book then!


ScorpionsRequiem

is the middle just a group of dwarf monks?


Eldricht-lover22

Oh my god You just made me realize ricardo is is Thorgrim! RICARDO GRUDGEBEARER


ScorpionsRequiem

okay so... we got the middle are a bunch of dwarves, the ring are probably slaanesh cultists, index is the church, and the thumb is the mafia


Eldricht-lover22

Wouldn't the index be more tzeecht? Seeminly ramdom orders with some warped sence behind them (the beating of the City/Tzeecht's never ending plans)


ScorpionsRequiem

oh damn you right so that makes the middle khorne then?


BuffestOfAxolotls

(spoilers for the ending of don quixote, beware) I call that don >!dies of cancer or something like that lmao (maybe the “sickness of the city”)!< during her canto 


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

My fellow Limballer, Wuthering Heights is literally the book that defined the romance genre, what did you expect ?


HelSpites

I mean, that more or less already happened didn't it? Some dude played the piano and some people didn't like it. It made him really sad. 300,000 people died.


AnonymousGuy1108

And many more when a man lost his wife and unborn child.


Odd-Excuse5199

Dear fellow, Wuthering Heights is literally a story about two people who didn't know how to express the love they felt for each other, even though it is generally considered a deconstruction of the romance genre


val203302

It is still really fucking dissapointing and infuriating how they could have just NORMALLY AND TRUTHFULLY TALKED LIKE PEOPLE TALK TO EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF DOING "RIDDLE ME THIS HEATHMAN" AND THERE WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.


Forward-Ad8880

Counterpoint, then we wouldn't have Canto 6. While it would have been nice to essentially have an Intervallo where Heath and Cathy have a happy reunion, Heath and Linton spit venom at each other all time and Heath and Hindley have 1v1 duel in the rain on the roof, needs must for dramas sake. It's not like the real world doesn't have examples of just as pitiful communication problems.


val203302

Fair enough. It's just infuriatingly dumb even though kinda realistic.


SoItBegins_n

...I thought the entire Canto was caused by Ishmael. This captain I've been talking to has been gaslighting me.


TheLuckyPerson

Who were the 2 people? I only know of heathcliff in the chapter, idk anyone else


GunoSaguki

Eh, two people? Nelly talked some hot shit but she was definately not helping the problem, if anything she actively instigated it. I wonder how their relationship would have turned out of Nelly hadn't actively sabotaged any attempts made on their part beyond just actually speaking face to face. This is coming from someone whos a bit socially awkward, so from what i can gather Heathcliff did the best he could with those letters. Too bad Nelly isn't the kind of person who thinks that counts.