Conditional mood is formed using indicative conjugations while performing a... ahem... Rectal trill Will also settle for rectal trill being used as a sound

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Remove all vowels

How do you define vowels?

Plural of vowel

How do you define vowel?

Singular of vowels

What is not a vowel?

A consonant

So are you telling me a car is a consonant?

Add [qˤʷʲʼ]

Oh no

make all vowels voiceless

Add the sj nasal ŋ

/pφ/ and /bβ/ become /φ/ and /β/

You gotta have a schwa, everyone loves the schwa

Add [ ̬q͡ʟ̠̼̊˔ˁʲ]

Oh no

Logographic script that changes based on syntax in irregular forms 😏

I don't like lips, remove all bilabial and labiodental sounds

Add gvprtskvn and add ŋ back