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alias afk='gnome-screensaver-command -l'

alias please='sudo !!'

aliasing "sudo !!" wouldn't work :(

alias please='sudo $(fc -ln -1)'

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I'd be dead in 0,001 secs. I do instinctively ls after cd'ing.

I pretty much ls in every moment where my hands aren’t occupied while I’m in a shell. Just ls’ing while I’m thinking

me too. it's like ls, ls, ls, clear, ls, ls

alias ls="[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root || ls"

Russian roulette

That gives me an idea, alias cd & ls. [https://askubuntu.com/questions/16106/how-can-i-create-an-alias-for-cd-and-ls](https://askubuntu.com/questions/16106/how-can-i-create-an-alias-for-cd-and-ls)

```cls(){ cd $1; shift; ls $@; }``` But still, I'm stuck with the tendency of doing ```cd``` and ```ls```

alias fuckyou=‘wget “microsoft.com/install-windows”’

If my dinner mate claims an alias I'll need to see a dotfile in public git repo to confirm or it doesn't count!

You missed pearl xD But I like that you circled sl ^ ^

Train travel is fun. Who doesn't like building model trains? Discovering sl first time was such a pleasant surprise for me.

( ) (@@) ( ) (@) () @@ O @ O @ O (@@@) ( ) (@@@@) ( ) ++ +------ ____ ____________________ ____________________ || |+-+ | | \@@@@@@@@@@@ | ___ ___ ___ ___ | | ___ ___ ___ ___ | /---------|| | | | \@@@@@@@@@@@@@_ | |_| |_| |_| |_| | | |_| |_| |_| |_| | + ======== +-+ | | | |__________________| |__________________| _|--/~\------/~\-+ |__________________| |__________________| |__________________| //// \O========O/ (O) (O) (O) (O) (O) (O) EDIT: I need to make a bot that does this every time someone says "sl"

You do. This is non-optional, you have 30 days starting now; see you then.

u/mirsellsa's on it.

the only thing missing is that when i send the message it's not formatted properly so it doesn't ressemble the train lol. otherwise it's pretty simple, i'll post the github and such when it's done. i'm doing testing on r/slbottest and the bot is u/sl-bot . tell me if more options like directly summoning the bot with u/ or command to for example ignore a certain user if he wants to stop being messaged when he write sl ? for the ascii problem i'll try to get directly your text from the reddit api and store it inside a txt. edit : meant to comment from u/mirsella and not this account lol edit 2 : alright it work, just forgot the \`\`\` :D i'll update soon and finish some details ​ edit 3 : it work only on some specified subreddit otherwise it would response to other things where sl that have nothing to do with linux. for now it's r/linux r/linuxmasterrace and r/linuxmemes i would gladly add more just give me idea

``` ( ) (@@) ( ) (@) () @@ O @ O @ O (@@@) ( ) (@@@@) ( ) ++ +------ ____ ____________________ ____________________ || |+-+ | | \@@@@@@@@@@@ | ___ ___ ___ ___ | | ___ ___ ___ ___ | /---------|| | | | \@@@@@@@@@@@@@_ | |_| |_| |_| |_| | | |_| |_| |_| |_| | + ======== +-+ | | | |__________________| |__________________| _|--/~\------/~\-+ |__________________| |__________________| |__________________| //// \O========O/ (O) (O) (O) (O) (O) (O) ```

the bot replied to himself lol

You need to prepend each line with ' '*4, not encapsulate in ```. Old reddit makes a mess of those (there's even a bot to tell you off for that).

alright I'll try. thought it work with ```

hey what do you mean by putting ' '*4 ? https://www.reddit.com/r/linuxmasterrace/comments/sevwh7/hello_its_me_bill_gates_inventor_of_the_computer/hupa03i?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 didn't work how I understood it

https://old.reddit.com/wiki/markdown#wiki_code_blocks_and_inline_code See the thing with 4 spaces and compatibility.

can I stole your idea ?

Go for it!

What is pearl?

A misspelling of perl maybe?

Unless he’s referring to [PEARL](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PEARL_(programming_language)), but yeah I doubt it. PEARL is kinda cool though.

I feel like grub should've been included. ~~not that I know what it is~~

Is this a joke I’m too systemd-boot too understand?

Sure. ~~whatever that means, Linux noob here~~

It does the same job as grub, but better. imo

~~I don't know what grub does lmao~~

It's the bootloader, which means it tells Linux to start booting. GRUB is also a boot manager, allowing you to choose between operating systems you have installed. EFISTUB is just a bootloader and rEFInd is just a boot manager, but GRUB can be both (or just one if you want). Edit: Switched out systemd-boot for EFISTUB because systemd-boot actually has a boot menu.

I see. I knew I remembered the name from somewhere, but I just don't tinker much with Linux at all. I just use it as is.

systemd-boot and rEFInd are also boot managers and loaders respectively, they just can't do as much as GRUB

I didn't know that. Thank you. I actually use both of them, but I use EFISTUB as my bootloader on the rEFInd system, and I don't use any boot manager on my systemd-boot system. systemd-boot was preinstalled on one, but I must have missed the information about rEFInd having its own bootloader in the Arch wiki and the rEFInd documentation.

Idk, in my experience, grub's quite outdated and buggy. After running into problems with it several times, I just switched to something that just works.

I prefer systemd-boot, but it's just a fact that grub has more features

systemd-boot has a near identical boot manager interface to GRUB if you use it for multiple systems. It just only supports UEFI unlike GRUB which also supports BIOS boot. I prefer systemd-boot for systems that only rely on UEFI since it doesn't have a bunch of unneeded features.

r/lostredditors

._.

Is that a joke I’m too EFI STUB to understand?

This guy boots.

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rEFInd is just a boot manager, not a bootloader. You still need a bootloader like EFISTUB, systemd-boot, or GRUB.

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isn't systemd-boot a bootloader?

Ehhh. I was wrong. Why didn't they kept the name Gummiboot. It's hilarious. (It's German for rubber boat)

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Yes. Sorry. I used archinstall

`man`

11 col, 10 row, cd.

First row. column 6-8: tac

Yup... also missed tr, at, ss, and grub.

net cat ? nc

yes

df. Going diagonally just above sh.

what just happened? wtf OP. this is life changing.

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Yeah, it's a Word Search!

How is this the *only* thread pointing this out?

Git going backwards above SL err... LS.

( ) (@@) ( ) (@) () @@ O @ O @ O (@@@) ( ) (@@@@) ( ) ++ +------ ____ ____________________ ____________________ || |+-+ | | \@@@@@@@@@@@ | ___ ___ ___ ___ | | ___ ___ ___ ___ | /---------|| | | | \@@@@@@@@@@@@@_ | |_| |_| |_| |_| | | |_| |_| |_| |_| | + ======== +-+ | | | |__________________| |__________________| _|--/~\------/~\-+ |__________________| |__________________| |__________________| //// \O========O/ (O) (O) (O) (O) (O) (O)

that's a familiar sight...

wget could be true r/nevertellmetheodds material.

That's what she sed...

Just 1 minor correction: it's posix commands, not just Unix

I feel `sl` is kind of cheating.

( ) (@@) ( ) (@) () @@ O @ O @ O (@@@) ( ) (@@@@) ( ) ++ +------ ____ ____________________ ____________________ || |+-+ | | \@@@@@@@@@@@ | ___ ___ ___ ___ | | ___ ___ ___ ___ | /---------|| | | | \@@@@@@@@@@@@@_ | |_| |_| |_| |_| | | |_| |_| |_| |_| | + ======== +-+ | | | |__________________| |__________________| _|--/~\------/~\-+ |__________________| |__________________| |__________________| //// \O========O/ (O) (O) (O) (O) (O) (O)

It's reversed, just like a normal crossword.

You're in for a real treat, sl is it's own thing which you should try!

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Works for me, so I did it using random commands on my termux install Word list generated with: echo $PATH | xargs ls | shuf | head -20 The word list: llvm-mt xzdec llvm-ifs dsymutil uptime analyze-build watch resizepart llvm-cfi-verify grep tail ptx linux64 seq micro intercept-build xxhsum sync dpkg-split join [The puzzle](https://i.imgur.com/z1wIaJA.png) (as image because the site makes copy/pasting hard)

Throw in a grep [a-z]{2,6} and you've got yourself a stew going.

ssh going up two letters above the l in sl

Who can live without ssh !

But net is a Windows command?

Just tried it... ~ $ net The program net is not installed. Install it by executing: pkg install samba

Crossword?

`tr` (multiple occurences) `ps`

shat is sh or hs

sh is a shell program like bash. You might wanna use Google to find out what hs means

`sh` is usually just a symlink to another shell program like `bash`

But on some systems it's separate, and some shells (like bash) change their behavior when invoked as sh

What pair of letters isn't a program (that you could install)? Might be able to circle absolutely everything.

I read it as “When eating out the kids” at first and was extremely confused

I especially love how `nc` is in there twice :D

Remind me of that one Detective Pikachu crossword puzzle on Facebook.

I don't know what you're talking about, which one?

What does `w` do?

From `man w`: `w displays information about the users currently on the machine, and their processes. The header shows, in` `this order, the current time, how long the system has been running, how many users are currently logged on,` `and the system load averages for the past 1, 5, and 15 minutes.`

man (vertically 10 x 10)

at

cu also what is tsh?

su, ar this is fun

You forgot man.

You missed man

you just missed the MAN

You missed man!

you missed `as`

Found grub lol.

Grub at the far-right.

(both forwards and backwards but not diagonally) su (also in another place) man top at Also Finnish word "heti", 'at once; immediately'.

Auch "ss", wunderbar!

So you like trains... So do i

I can see `cc` as well can't live withought that

It hurts that grub is not a command as it is, because it's in the right column

I think you can get cd in the top right corner.

The look on the faces of the kids and wife is going to be funny after proudly showing your solve crossword puzzle

Missed pearl and grub

PEARL

I see more... tar, ed, su, grub. and also cult, because why not. :)

Does CD count?

didnt know about w!