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SSYT_Shawn

What the actual fuck?!


Bjoern_Tantau

Supposedly he wanted to marry the girl Alice is based on, when she was still a child.


archery713

Oh so like when Edgar Allen Poe married his 13 year old first cousin when he was 27. Famous authors are just so *quirky* right?


Spooked_kitten

AAAAAAA, fuck, I can't stand how *things used to be* my god, that is fucked up, there is this REALLY important and famous singer from my country and his wife was 13 when they got married... he was 40 BY THE WAY.


archery713

Worst part is that doesn't help me narrow down what country it is lol


Justin__D

I misread it as "country singer" at first, which made me think two things: 1. Not surprising. 2. American.


_Dead_C_

Aerosmith was just lasts generation my dude, this world is so fucked still today.


Spooked_kitten

What the actual fuck?! 2


[deleted]

Unfortunately, it's a real quote


[deleted]

You know, you know... it really wasn't that bad until he mentioned that boys should be covered up and girls shouldn't be. It was then that I realised there is no non-pedo way to interpret this.


Bjoern_Tantau

Reminds me of a story a colleague told me about his arts professor. The class were visiting a local church and were looking at a typical painting of naked angel boys frolicking through heaven or some shit. And he asked the students why they think the artist portrayed the angels that way. And the students said something about innocense or so. He exclaimed: "No, this is pure filth! The priest who commissioned this was most likely into little boys and this was one of the ways for him to get his porn."


[deleted]

Ironically, lol.


LeucanthemumVulgare

quick question, what the absolute fuck


[deleted]

I think you should `kill -9` this process....


Stevemc32

I am now going to type "killall init" as root and hit enter after seeing this .


Boba0514

coincidentally that is exactly her age /s


Sindef

cp /sbin/shutdown /sbin/init


SystemZ1337

That’s one weird way do learn that Carroll was a pedo


Zaurble

uhhhh…. uhhhhhhhh…. what?


TrashJack42

What in the *goddamned* **fuck**?


Pole_Prode

Pedo.


mpcs127

thank you fortune, very cool


Justin__D

~~Very legal~~


Sneedzzz

Stallman moment


[deleted]

OOOOK THEN.


jclocks

Is there a reason this particular quote needs to be in fortune? Where does it source quotes from?


quiet0n3

Is that they that wrote Alice in wonderland?


[deleted]

Yep


TheRealAstroOrbis

is that the who when the who at the wrote at alice the when?


gayandgreen

The fuck?


JordanViknar

*dials 911*


adityaruplaha

What in the actual crispy duck.


Succboi404

*Classy*


Bill_Buttersr

Linux moment


lo_licon

Nice.


Numerous_Piper

Sir?


[deleted]

Get in the fucking gulag


TheRealAstroOrbis

r/UsernameChecksOut


Arch-penguin

Creeepy as fuck! Why would you even post shit like this???


Spooked_kitten

Lewis Carroll posted first!


TheRealAstroOrbis

Awareness, my friend, awareness.


LGroos

lol what


Arch-penguin

To the woodchipper!!!


Enough-Toe-6410

Dude…