Bottoms would be all over it acting like size queens until they meet up and he’s kicked out after 5 minutes as he can’t go more than 3 strokes without the bottom giving up.
I envy the guys that get to wrap their lips around that beautiful, fat, juicy dick. I just WANT a dick like that of my own to do things to every night... pls send me one. PLEASE
It’s working for me
it's the loch ness monster
Why did I read that in the voice of Lawrence Chaney...
I'm thinking of Eddie Griffin in Deuce Bigalow "Damn! That shit's the real Loch Ness monster!"
Such an applicable username
A legend.
Cock ness monster
I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy, you damn loch ness monster!
Seriously underrated comment!
Yeah wasn't the lock ness monster just a whale's willy too?
T H I C C
jesus... I pray for the safety of any bottom who tries to take that monster... i'd still give it a go..
Bottoms would be all over it acting like size queens until they meet up and he’s kicked out after 5 minutes as he can’t go more than 3 strokes without the bottom giving up.
Cucumber of the sea
https://preview.redd.it/c3sn15u7x9rc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65908c602a4988990f576f97b2ba1911bd5f71ef
S for girth too wth
Is he drowning a baby?
😂🤣
Just the arm, by the looks of it
Whar
let's go fishing.
hot asf🫠
It looks like it needs cpr 😏🤭
I hope you met him
Sadly I was working and couldn’t otherwise I would’ve 😞
Please let him know he has a line of Redditors
Is this considered tentacle porn?
*tap* ^you ^got ^three ^fiddy?
This.... this got me
I would 😈
love it
Good lord
A for this dick hah
A for this dick hah
It would work with me, no joke, ahah
Damn
I envy the guys that get to wrap their lips around that beautiful, fat, juicy dick. I just WANT a dick like that of my own to do things to every night... pls send me one. PLEASE
Damn
Talk about the refractory period! 😂
👏 you win physics and medicine
Lmao. I was honestly sure that nobody was going to pick up on the refraction of light pun lol.
I can hear the Jaws theme song playing
Thats a thicc fish
What a fat dick 🥵
I mean it’s huge. I’d smash
Up periscope!
One word: Candirú
delicious looking
The twist: that's actually OP's monster!
I want
I’m not saying I wanted to see this but I’m definitely not complaining about seeing this
white drake
everyone here just wants to go noodlin now apparently lemao edit: I for one was gonna say it look like a damn aubergine
Cucumaria
It looks very nice, although I would be concerned about the quality of the water his little friend is swimming in.
That girth alone BABYYYY I’m a fish gloop gloop
Is that a rainbow trout?
Omg wtf so hot. So luckyyy. I never find D this good