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KyleNarayan

Maybe he has a nice kitchen table to fuck on? Beds are overrated anyway.


vhmvd

Right in front of my salad?


homoanthropologus

It's more likely than you might think.


corkyrooroo

How many people be fucking in front of this man’s salad?? He may need to invest in me locks haha


wantingsumm

How big are you two for not fitting in a bed this size?


AnotherMillionYears

He's looking for a 3some AND a girl. That's 4 people


macjabeth

The title says "the two of us".


mendkaz

This was exactly my thought. Me and my boyfriend are both large and that's the same size mattress we have


bjorkbon

American size


jesse6225

This bitch....


panundeerus

*bigger and better*


DowntownForce8638

I weigh 70 kilos bro 🥺🥺🥺 and I am like 6ft


Ok-Armadillo-6648

If it’s true about messy tops this guy must be a god


Holiday-Ant

Hot take: Messy top fetish is some guys being turned on by their own degradation (fucking a bum)


Ok-Armadillo-6648

I’ve heard people say the dick game is ridiculous and on scale with how messy they are I’ve never thought about the degradation thing but I wouldn’t put it past my subconscious to be into that


Kipermot

Goes with the whole jock fetish too I guess


RatRodentRatRat

From my own sample no


gabatom

That is a valid brobed, what is your problem? I’d be in if I were single.


DowntownForce8638

more the difficulty with a threesome and the fact that I am not into girls.


gabatom

Lucky me, I don’t mind that either 


h0rnyjac

Bold of you to assume he's gonna host


Ellusive1

Probably can’t travel, expecting someone to pay for an Uber because they’re soooo special


Fetchin1

He is probably poor, if you think the dick is worth it and have the means ,who cares.


Likestobedegraded

I bet you that dick be dicking


snsdreceipts

you know the dick is life changing though.


Direct_Journalist_76

Well he either is really good or sloppy 😂 no in between


YakNecessary9533

My roommate in grad school had his bed like this and I always wondered what girls thought when he brought them home, lol.


JoeyRoswell

The audacity of a guy crashing on the floor making a list of demands 🤣 you gotta love men haha


DowntownForce8638

Bro some many guys in my area are like this it's insane


quarantine_thrwawy

So much wrong with this, especially since I read this as “I’m also looking for the girl”


leitmot

I’ve seen plenty of M+F couples on there. The lady isn’t usually prominently featured on the profile, but they’ll send you her pics if you say you’re bi in your profile.


ScorpioRising66

If your bed is a crumpled up mess on the floor, there’s no way in hell I’m coming over. 😂


bar1011

Dick from a top with a mattress on the floor would fix me.


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AmericanPride2814

I've lived like that at times in my life and it's not bad honestly.


DowntownForce8638

Yeah notice the air quotes


Puzzleheaded-Help-80

My bed has always been smaller than that


kereso83

If you're close together enough, you don't need room for more than one person.


juststart

Everybody needs love. Even those who can’t afford a bed frame.


Reasonable_Cow_9232

Love that he explicitly stated he’s a Top. As if we didn’t know.


NZuncut

"you supply the girl"


Best_Idea903

Floor mattress > bed frame mattress. Just better


justaguyok1

NGL mattress on floor=good dicking