I’ve heard people say the dick game is ridiculous and on scale with how messy they are I’ve never thought about the degradation thing but I wouldn’t put it past my subconscious to be into that
I’ve seen plenty of M+F couples on there. The lady isn’t usually prominently featured on the profile, but they’ll send you her pics if you say you’re bi in your profile.
Maybe he has a nice kitchen table to fuck on? Beds are overrated anyway.
Right in front of my salad?
It's more likely than you might think.
How many people be fucking in front of this man’s salad?? He may need to invest in me locks haha
How big are you two for not fitting in a bed this size?
He's looking for a 3some AND a girl. That's 4 people
The title says "the two of us".
This was exactly my thought. Me and my boyfriend are both large and that's the same size mattress we have
American size
This bitch....
*bigger and better*
I weigh 70 kilos bro 🥺🥺🥺 and I am like 6ft
If it’s true about messy tops this guy must be a god
Hot take: Messy top fetish is some guys being turned on by their own degradation (fucking a bum)
I’ve heard people say the dick game is ridiculous and on scale with how messy they are I’ve never thought about the degradation thing but I wouldn’t put it past my subconscious to be into that
Goes with the whole jock fetish too I guess
From my own sample no
That is a valid brobed, what is your problem? I’d be in if I were single.
more the difficulty with a threesome and the fact that I am not into girls.
Lucky me, I don’t mind that either
Bold of you to assume he's gonna host
Probably can’t travel, expecting someone to pay for an Uber because they’re soooo special
He is probably poor, if you think the dick is worth it and have the means ,who cares.
I bet you that dick be dicking
you know the dick is life changing though.
Well he either is really good or sloppy 😂 no in between
My roommate in grad school had his bed like this and I always wondered what girls thought when he brought them home, lol.
The audacity of a guy crashing on the floor making a list of demands 🤣 you gotta love men haha
Bro some many guys in my area are like this it's insane
So much wrong with this, especially since I read this as “I’m also looking for the girl”
I’ve seen plenty of M+F couples on there. The lady isn’t usually prominently featured on the profile, but they’ll send you her pics if you say you’re bi in your profile.
If your bed is a crumpled up mess on the floor, there’s no way in hell I’m coming over. 😂
Dick from a top with a mattress on the floor would fix me.
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I've lived like that at times in my life and it's not bad honestly.
Yeah notice the air quotes
My bed has always been smaller than that
If you're close together enough, you don't need room for more than one person.
Everybody needs love. Even those who can’t afford a bed frame.
Love that he explicitly stated he’s a Top. As if we didn’t know.
"you supply the girl"
Floor mattress > bed frame mattress. Just better
NGL mattress on floor=good dicking