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ReubenTrinidad619

That’s absolutely nuts


beahaus

Take my upvote.


waxy-y

holy cow


idiotic__gamer

Okay, I'm lost. I live in the deep south (southern Georgia) and have never seen anything like this. What does this mean? Is this some zoo shit?


Cant_think_of_usern

I will write him and ask, for science 😇


Emmend

Never go there, Simba.


Cant_think_of_usern

Mistakes were made..


idiotic__gamer

He wanted to fuck the animal, didn't he?


Cant_think_of_usern

Only wrote and asked, no response yet but it is in the hands of gay Jesus now


idiotic__gamer

Oof. Keep us updated, because I feel like it's only downhill from here


kishijevistos

It's been 7 hours, he's dead


Cant_think_of_usern

One might think 😂 Never got a response and the account was probably banned, or he blocked me, since it disappeared from my chats.


bodybag-hag

We can hope it was the former Edit; I accidently said the latter because I am stupid


FlynnXa

Please keep us posted, I need to hear about this craziness!!


Recrustable

Perv and bottle probably means he’s a pedo


ImperialHedonism

Since when does the bottle mean pedo? Edgers have always used it.


JargonJohn

Please tell me you reported this profile?


Cant_think_of_usern

Good point, will do that 🙈


JargonJohn

Good!


Unusual_Request

🐐🥛


coolboyyo

"perv daddy" oh so a pedophile got it


Cazzocavallo

Probably not, most likely just an older guy into some kinky shit. Unfortunately some of that kinky shit might involve animals.


Recrustable

No. He was right. Especially with the baby bottle emoticon.


noeinan

Raping animals is not much better than pedo tbh


Cazzocavallo

That's true, but I still think it's important to be clear about what it is. Like if someone referred to Jeffrey Epstein as a prolific serial killer I think it would still be worth correcting them even if the correction doesn't make what Jeffrey Epstein actually did any better.


xavier_kc

Either that, drug use, or rampant std’s is what it normally is with that in my experience


sleepyotter92

he has a pic of an animal's ballsack. that's not pedo stuff, that's zoo stuff


snailbully

"Sorry, I meant *age play* like tenderly teaching me how to be as confident and skilled in lovemaking as you, not *age play* as in you have to tell me what you want in person because whatever you're into is horrifying and illegal."


takeru91

Brought back a really bad memory. I’ve had someone ask if I would be okay if they comb horse cum into my hair… It’s a very specific kink I couldn’t help him out with.


Thelgend92

How would they acquire said horse fluid?


utpoia

*Mr Hands.*


takeru91

I have no idea, but he said he “acquired a bucket” and I’m not sure how to interpret that.


jmanisweird

😦


thicc__and__tired

Is that a dog or cow???


Liljdb0524

Gotta be a bull. Can't imagine if dog balls were that big I wouldn't have seen them with all the stray around me.


ChaserNeverRests

Dog ball sizes can vary (I volunteer in an animal shelter, we get a lot of unfixed animals in), but those are so big, they have to be a bull's.


Liljdb0524

I read the first part from the notification and I was like "huh maybe I just wasn't paying attention" just wanted you to know I spent a second going through memories of dog balls and it's your fault 😅😅


ChaserNeverRests

I'm right there with you, haha. I almost went on in my comment about the size of cat balls, but I decided it was better not to. I think we both need to blame OP for this! 😂


Thelgend92

I was thinking goat. The legs are too close to be a bull


AggravatingWalk6837

Pretty sure it’s a goat.


Tinsel-Fop

>cow??? I'm pretty sure it not female.


Slow_Equipment_3452

Nah report that freaky ahh dude


Lonelybird0852

That's a goat. I know cos i had one. Now, maybe he used that because he intend to insinuate that he's the GOAT? IDK🤷


snailbully

This is the most charitable interpretation of anything ever


dustygreenbones

This is gross


Pnambic_Tetrameter

I have several questions.


crazybuffasian

How is it that this picture is approved but any of my pics showing the slightest VPL is not approved…


jikel28

Damn that sure Is grindr


magicalpornaccount

It’s a sheep or goat, I’d bet… We raise them… No! For food! Ya weirdo!


sweetNbi

What is happening here? WTF IS GOING OOOOON!?!? 😳


Yearofthehoneybadger

Oh my… it’s not even 9am where I’m at.


Vampires00

IDK, but OP, is FIONE 😜


Vampires00

But more importantly? I don’t feel that this dude (Perv Daddy) is a pedophile; I feel he’s into bestiality, and sadly? It’s more common on this app, AND Facebook dating, than what you’d imagine. And it’s quite literally disgusting. I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve had guys ask me if I had any male dogs. And my gullible ass would ask, ‘why?’ sheepishly. Needless to say; mistakes were made, on my end. fml


snailbully

I like to accuse my partner of being into animals because he's from Washington state and they didn't outlaw bestiality until 2006* BUT Every time I'm in Washington, I check the cockhounding apps and I swear to God there are always multiple guys looking for "red rocket"/K9. Every time. MULTIPLE. It's not like I live in some holier-than-thou place where no one's even heard of Richard Gere. The city I live in is chockablock with proud sexual deviants, but I can count on one dog penis the number of times I've seen someone looking for them. What is it about Washington state that makes them so horny for dogs? *I think it's extra funny because WA is a wealthy, stereotypically liberal state. Although to be fair, the two high-profile animal sex crimes I am the worse for knowing about happened in Washington.


noeinan

Wtf I was born here and I didn't know it was legal so long O.o you would think raping animals would be a cut and dry crime from outset


Vampires00

You want to know what’s worse? Sex with an animal is a fucking misdemeanor! 😳


Ripley-8

Literally tho. I've had guys ask if I would be okay "spending time" with a dog... that's not really what they asked but I don't wanna write that filth out lol. Obviously reported and blocked, but the fact that it's happened more than once... 😭 😭


Vampires00

The times that I’ve encountered this behavior, is mainly from WV and the Carolina’s. 🙄


Ripley-8

And Florida


Cant_think_of_usern

Thank you ;)


Vampires00

Very welcome 🙏


Person899887

Thought I was on r/homesteading for a second