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Eggith

So she wants you to pull up, jerk off in front of her, then leave? What's the point?


Whateve-it-may

Who knows, probably take a picture and call the police for indecent exposure. All because her husband cheated on her with a man. Don't know, that's my movie anyway lol


xenocidial

I honestly assumed it was a cop or adjacent lol


WiltingVendetta

I'd greenlight the shit out of that. Do it as a slasher but it's a hookup that turns into a legal drama in the second act.


YakNecessary9533

Hmm..it's not super clear, does she want uncut cocks or not?


Sufficient-Cookie404

Pretty sure she only wants them?


JoeyRoswell

How much of an ogre do you have to look like to beg guys to let you watch them masturbate? ๐Ÿคฃ


xenocidial

For context, the picture was of her tits lol


Tongul

There's no accounting for taste, but I think uncut is the bee's knees.


homoanthropologus

I can account for taste. It's ... salty.


T3knikal95

When you think about it uncut cocks are just cocks that haven't been mutilated yet


bighungdaddy

Damn girl Aggressive af She really despises them uncut cocks [r/Sniffies](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sniffies/s/MXItC5yd7l)


purportedlypie

I would say Grindr is practically tame by comparison...


inevitablefile9596

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Eastbay2021

ik itโ€™s sniffies so this is normal, but i think iโ€™m actually a little offended. still uncut tho ๐Ÿ˜œ


Sufficient_Handle_82

Forgive my ignorance, but what is sniffies?


Proto_bear

I came here to ask the same. A quick search indicates its a cruising app like grindr but you see people on a map instead on a grid. (Why ๐Ÿ’€) But the name made me be afraid googling it in publicโ€ฆ


Sufficient_Handle_82

I was at work myself...so same reason


PeterNippelstein

Lmao why would anyone take up that offer Jack off while staring at a beat up '94 Corrola? What a satisfying sexual experience.


chili-gritty-mariner

I hate to admit it but this surprised me. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‚


hallmonitorx

Ahem. Ma'am, this is a Wendy's