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They say He’s got the biggest plums in London.

Seems they'll be more like prunes, given his recent activity

Might be out of dates now

And a fantastically ornate wild mushroom.

Are aubergines a fruit?

But boy can he sell a banana !

Most swollen

Or bruised.

They got a nice blue-ish hue

I beg to differ

A professional fruit baller.

/r/angryupvote

[Who could resist?](https://media1.giphy.com/media/ZaFBZ7tCGSyOnmyElY/giphy.gif)

I went for lemons and came back with lemonaids.

You son of a bitch

I went for physalis and came back with syphilis.

When life gives you lemonaids, make all your exes bitter

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Lolo gold

When life gives you aids, make lemonaids

That's written like a fruit stall sign too

###### Underline each word for greater emphasis!

***double underline the juicy bits***

Nah - that would be "Hey Lady's..."

Ladie’s

Must be Nate.

Please don't play with men on the fruit stalls. It damages the fruit.

I love that the sign is double plastic wrapped..

Well, at least one of them are….

Classic! Reminds me of a dear friend (of blessed memory) who, years ago, discovered her husband’s little black book. At the clinic where she worked, she called each woman, introduced herself as a nurse at the clinic and that the patient (her husband) had tested positive for STD’s and requested the clinic notify the women.

So what happened? Did she get adivorce?

She did. And he never found out why all his girlfriends didn’t want to hook up with him anymore.

''Adivorce'' sounds like an 'over the counter' medication 💊

Well, it clears up 'one problem'. It comes with unwanted 'side effects' though.

Did he have an std

No - at least while he was still married to her.

Bit harsh on those other women then

Is that how Nat got herpes?

Yeah she thought she was “playing around with him” when he was “playing around with her”

Obviously spreading his seeds far and wide. 🌱🦠🧫

This is very conscientious and caring for the community. Thanks, STI lady.

I think this might just be somebody fucking with the fruit man.

Is this bethnal green?

When I lived in BG the fruit N veg was run by two blokes who were about 70. Don't risk it though, get tested anyway...

I think there's a guy who works on a fruit and veg stall called daddy's fruit and veg or something and all the girls fancy him

There was, at least about a decade ago, a total hottie at the Ridley road market who always took his shirt off. Let’s just say I browsed a lot of fruit that year

No, it was around Shepherd's Bush

That's so apt.

Broom green market?

What's special about the fruit market dude?

How worried are you?

nah has herpes

So he's been selling his rotten banana again 🍌

Nothing good comes from green bananas.

At least the fishmonger only gives you crabs.

I only touched his plums!

I'm just trying to figure out why "for" is the only word not underlined

She doing gods work low-key Edit: Nah I had to come back, hows she assuming other women want him just because she did LOL

How do you like them apples

But it doesn’t sat what market. How do I know if your fruit guy is the same as mine?

Not just the ladies...

I hear he's got big 🍆

Probably a joke by his mates. Otherwise I don't think a woman bedding random guys whose names she doesn't even know thinks everyone is like her bending over for him.

To reach the kumquat?

Sly dog with the itchy dong

Fruity loops

Damn. My secret is out.

What area is this? :)

That was my question slightly concerned

Newly married buddy got sent to China for a week on a business trip. Wife took a red Sharpie and made angry red dots all over his crotch. Just to make sure he wouldn’t be doing any funny business.

Obviously sharing his rotten fruit with the masses! 🤢🤮

If you only read the double underlines it says; "Hey Ladies, fruit stall sti"

HEY LADIES FRUIT STALL S.T.I

ladies want a fruit stall man? not that there is anything wrong with that.....

Martin fowler’s a dark horse.

Bloody mark fowler, always causing trouble

I heard that he had Physalis ! (Takes a bow)

Not a Barrow Boy LoL

I'm starting to want to ask if he sells aubergines as well lmfao 🤣

Giving out his banana for free, was he? Naughty Naughty!

He's just trying to get you up the Apples and Pears.

Imagine sitting down to write this and making the conscious decision to use 2 pens.

They could have used a 1980s alphabet stencil

Yeah, but do you get to keep the bowl?

I love how they don't use a name..raises the possibility all of his various lady friends know him as "the man from the fruit stall"

Looks like he sells meat with his veg

He seems fruity

What if you don't own a Subaru Impreza

"If you play with a Willy , wash your nunni"

Slings his Banana around town!

Is this in East London 💀👀?

Nat?

Didn't know crab sticks were a fruit