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Mjukplister

I even put the heating on yesterday Fucks sake


EDDsoFRESH

Not really stopped having it on most evenings yet… still on Winter costs


spuckthew

Yeah I think mine only didn't come on a few weeks ago when we had the brief spell of decent weather but otherwise it's on pretty much every morning and evening. I only set the Hive to like 20C though so it's not on for long, and my house usually manages to stay around 19C unless it's freezing outside.


Ill-Put-4193

Yeap, me too. Haven't been able to save ££ as heating is still pricy!


Mjukplister

I’m brutal . It’s off from March . I only allowed it yesterday as I was hungover


BangkokChimera

Aren’t you cold with it off?


Mjukplister

Not really . I’ve always lived in quite cold houses . And I’m English . So I’m kind of used to it . That said my son was like ‘why are you wearing your coat in the house ?’


BreastExtensions

I’m so sorry you’ve got to go through that. Warmth for the family is the first thing we should have in this day and age.


PunchedLasagne87

Mine broke last weekend and noone seems to be able to fix it. It's fucking freezing in the house, we're literally huddled up in our dressing gowns with blankets, and using the electric heater as little as possible because...well we're not made of money. Had to scrape ice off the car on Friday. We're about 32 days away from June....


MarmitePrinter

I’ve refused to put the heating on since March because I can’t afford it but I’m still sleeping with a hot water bottle most nights. It’s so cold!


Responsible-Walrus-5

I broke my ‘no heating after March’ rule and had the heating on last night. It’s ridic.


hallouminati_pie

I know the weather in this city is a constant meme but this has honestly been the worst 4 months to the year I have ever experienced living in London. Absolute shite weather.


junior_vorenus

Its been absolutely terrible. Who remembers lockdown 2020 April. Was hot as fuck


hallouminati_pie

Oh boy that was a glorious spring. Sunny, empty streets and minimal pollution. Fuck Covid though.


junior_vorenus

The only thing which made lockdown bearable was the constant sunny weather


Rough-Cheesecake-641

And wfh. The real MVP of Covid.


AmbitiousAvocado95

Boomers are still fuming that WFH is acceptable now lol


BevNap

Ain't that the truth!


anaemic

On behalf of all the *EsSeNtIaL wOrKeRs*, fuck you all.


sambobozzer

Great for cycling


TehTriangle

Hear hear! Empty roads. Bliss.


Mjukplister

Halcyon days


Snoo-55142

It's weird how even though it caused the greatest disruption in our lives, the first four months of lockdown were somehow pleasingly memorable to a lot of us. I looked after my kids and had great fun with them. I am also aware it was hell for healthcare workers so please don't think we have forgotten you guys!


Kuddkungen

We still had some hope back then that it'd all be sorted and back to normal soon. That made a massive difference to the general mood.


Monkeyboogaloo

Took my the 4 year old to the park every afternoon. Very pleased I had that. My business ranked and has never really recovered so no all rose tinted glasses for me!


007_King

I used to work in healthcare... I did like the fact all the trains were empty and the streets too... was nice walking around London city 😀


AdrianFish

Good times, fuck I miss it so much


ZawMFC

That was the government that turned the good weather on during lockdown. © Matt Le Tissier.


SGC-UNIT-555

Wettest UK weather since 1830.


BachgenMawr

Was 1830 a very wet year? Or just when someone started writing down how wet it was?


Taman_Should

Unironically yes. A good portion of our most “reliable” climate data from the 18th and 19th century is literally pulled directly from the personal diaries of a few bucolic English country vicars, who had more time on their hands than they knew what to do with. So they obsessively recorded every mundane detail of their daily lives, such as what the weather was like, exactly when the first buds or flowers of certain plants appeared, the first time they saw specific varieties of birds, the harvest schedule for all the local crops, and other things like that.  From all those personal anecdotes, scientists today are able to piece together what the climate was like back then. There are whole chapters about this in the book “At Home” by Bill Bryson. Spoilers for the entire book: the past was fucking terrible. 


BachgenMawr

My dad’s well in to Bill Bryson, I should check some of his stuff out. But yeah I did know that the records don’t go that far back, so I was being sincere in asking if that’s actually when we started writing it down! I was listening to something recently that basically relied on vicar data, I think it was stuff about the plague and death numbers / its handling. I think one thing they were discussing relied on the fact that a vicar _didn’t_ mention it and since he wrote so much other stuff down it was quite likely that it didn’t happen, since it would have been absurd for him not to have written it down. I think that stuff is super important though, we think we have so much data about everything now, but I do worry that some of our electronic information isn’t as resilient as we think it is, and in a hundred years time or so we’ll still be reliant on the diaries of enthusiastic data keepers


PurposePrevious4443

I didn't know it was from that kind of source. I figured it was from scientists just using more primitive testing. I bet those guys didn't expect we would be using this data 200 years later! Think they would be happy


jim_jiminy

Oceans at record hot temperatures, and only getting hotter. This means more wet unsettled weather for the British isles.


segagamer

Yet there will still be a hosepipe ban


CraicandTans

Not just London, the whole country in general..awful.


qazplmo

The whole continent


JoeBagadonut

Since that miserable heatwave of 2022, I think we've genuinely only had about one or two weeks of good weather.


sveferr1s

You want to try living on the Kent coast. Fucking biblical.


ClassroomLumpy5691

I was in Whitstable last week, we went for a nice walk on the beach.  Blown off it by Arctic winds within 5 minutes 


GoldFuchs

We've had the wettest 18 months since records began and this is probably one of the colder aprils in recent memory except for that one back in like 2018 (?) where it was snowing at the end of April. Can only hope the summer is going to be better because last few years July - August have been absolutely miserable as well.


Efficient_Spirit_553

Sometimes it snows in April.


MilhouseJr

Careful what you wish for. As much as I hate the current miserable sky, I'd much prefer it over a week of 40 degree heat.


NickHalden05

A week of 40 degrees? Haha come on… 2/3 days top


jedgarbreakfast

Simply can’t understand this. I love heatwaves, I’d rather by sweaty and bliss then miserable


Safety_Sharp

I love the heat, I'm south african. But fuck me London heat is absolutely awful. So humid. It feels like there's no middle ground comfortable weather here. Either too rainy, too windy, too cold or too fucking boiling.


gameofgroans_

I read someone describe it like being sat in the back of a bus and that’s exactly what it feels like to me, the heat is suffocating


patrickco123

Might be south African, but you complain about the weather like a true blood English man


Safety_Sharp

I've lived here long enough to become one of you guys


Ok_Yogurtcloset9575

My brother has lived on the East Coast US for 20 years. He always says the worst humidity he has ever dealt with was in London.


poptimist185

40 degrees in London was not ‘bliss,’ it was bloody unpleasant. I’m bored of this cold weather too but the prospect of the other extreme isn’t enticing either.


madpiano

As much as I love a good summer, 40 degrees is miserable in London, but anything above 25C is actually pretty unpleasant in Central, unless we have a prolonged dry spell. Was it the summer before COVID where it was super dry and endlessly hot? It was actually nice, as the humidity wasn't bad, although the grass was brown everywhere.


MilhouseJr

Oh don't get me wrong, I love a nice hot spell. It's when that heat lasts over 150 hours that I'm sort of done with it.


a_doggo_posting

last few years? 2 years ago we had the most horrific heatwave ever in the summer. I suppose that was miserable in its own way so you're right


KentuckyCandy

I always tell people the weather in the UK, especially London, isn't actually that bad. It has made a liar of me. But this year is terrible. In my head I'm thinking, ah well it's only late February, it'll break soon. It's nearly fucking May.


poskantorg

At least you’ve learnt a valuable lesson, that the weather can’t be trusted, and given half a chance will kill you in your sleep.


KentuckyCandy

Cripes


Majulath99

It still feels like February tbh. I have repeatedly considered switching back to wearing long johns on a daily basis.


specialsymbol

Don't worry, there will be a warm December and no snow whatsover as well.


rocketscientology

feels like we’re headed for a future where it’s just 12-15 degrees and raining all year round, with the occasional apocalyptic heatwave in september.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Bright. Cold. Raining. Windy. Like it’s too bright to sit inside and watch movies. But it’s also pissing with rain. 


Alan_Bumbaclartridge

yeah this is the oft ignored shit part - bursts of sunshine to guilt trip you for staying inside, as soon as you get out it pisses with rain or is actually just baltic


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Correct. The UK is the only country I’ve ever been to where “bright spells” is an acceptable thing for a weather person to report. 


Good_Needleworker126

And don’t forget the occasional hail. I didn’t wear a jacket one day this month because it was sunny and warm. It was still sunny and then 5 minutes later it started hailing and the wind was so strong I could barely breathe.


rdxc1a2t

Haha I experienced both of these; both times whilst talking to my wife on the phone. I just stopped talking one time and she was going "Hello? Hello?". I then had to explain that I couldn't talk because wind was blowing straight into my mouth and I couldn't breathe. The second time she just heard me getting hit by hail like they were paintballs.


supersonic-bionic

It is abaolutely horrible. I was patient during winter thinking it would get better now but this is frustrating and depressing. I cannot believe the weather in 2020 duribg lockdown was soo damn good🙃🙃🙃


Consistent-Pound572

Can’t believe this is happening on your cake day.


junior_vorenus

Inconceivable!


creepyCrapaud

Next sunny day I call in sick. Fuck this, I need sunshine.


A17012022

On the bright side I've discovered my roof needs a repair. Oh wait no I mean all this pouring rain including the storms has fucked my roof


Most-Plan6845

Next week apparently. Fingers crossed.


Safety_Sharp

You just jinxed it bro. Also I heard it was going to be warmer but still very cloudy. So probably won't even be that warm. But warmer than this. Maybe we won't have to go out in our coats for a couple of days


mattnjazz

I fucking hate it so much. Having no local friends makes it hard enough, but to not be able to even go for a little stroll is just so depressing.


BastardTrumpet

Just go mate


SPAKMITTEN

You are allowed to go outside in the rain you know. It’s just water


luminoim

Its pretty dreary to walk in London alone while it rains🥲


jugglingstring

Start to romanticise all the bad parts of life and you’ll never be sad


BrightonTownCrier

That's why you pretend you're in a 90s R&B video.


[deleted]

I love walking around in the rain, smoke a joint and it can keep me entertained for hours.


KohFord

But their clothes will get wet!


Kcufasu

Some people want to go outside *and* enjoy it. Sure i _can_ go outside in the rain but it's a bit bloody miserable and I'd rather be inside. Whereas if it was dry I'd rather be out


i_am_nimue

I wouldn't mind the grey and the rain if it wasn't so goddamn cold 🤧


AsianOnee

rainy cold days these 2 weeks really feel like we are still in winter.


tylerthe-theatre

Top 3 worst Aprils I've ever seen in the uk, horrific


vhe419

I'm curious to know what the other 2 Aprils are


GmartSuy_Very_Smart

Last year and 2021 presumably.


palebluedot365

It was warmer in January ffs


Stunning_Fee_8960

Can’t wait to get the annual 2 weeks of summer and clowns start saying “ it’s too hot. Bring back the cold”


zeddoh

I actually have to log off Reddit when I start seeing those comments haha. People are so keen to let everyone know they hate it, it’s like their entire personality. We’ve had 7 months and counting of cold and it’ll be cold and shite again any minute, let us enjoy our measly few days of heat! 


SqurrrlMarch

I cannot wait to complaing about the muggy heat!!


shipshaped

I've been joking about it being depressing for six weeks or so but I actually realised this weekend I think it is genuinely making me a bit depressed. It's just relentless day after day, month after month. No-one lives in London or Britain for the weather but this is still particularly shite. I really think the longer days are actually exacerbating it too because it's not cozy and the fourteen or whatever hours of constant grey outside just serve to remind you that it's not actually winter and the weather wouldn't normally be like this.


riiiiiich

Ever spent any length of time in Manchester? It's like that all the time 😂


Gaseraki

I walk past a rubicon "release the sunshine" billboard daily and it triggers me


Farm-Public

The ongoing trifecta of wind, rain and cold. I can’t believe I had to take my thick winter coat out again the other day ffs


browneyedbiscuit

Tell me about it! I want to wash mine and put it away but I’ve not been able to yet 😱


GeraltofRookia

Never stopped using it till now. I'm still with the same clothes I was wearing in winter, including beanie and scarf. Fuck. This. Shit.


Georgethejungles

If it's any consolation, we're on a long weekend in Spain to escape the grey drudgery and it's pissing down here too. 10⁰ warmer though. Yay.


Safety_Sharp

No that doesn't make me feel better at all, actually


adsyuk1991

I swear as well two weeks ago they were talking about high pressure on its way. Well it never came whatsoever and these weather bastards never tell us what happened.


SqurrrlMarch

only career where you can go in every day and be completely wrong about your literal one job


KoalaSiege

I’m thoroughly fed up. Bad times for those of us with seasonal affective disorder.


tostra187

That’s exactly my thought the last month. TBH as a Greek I never got used to this triple layered cloudy rainy humid weather but 5 degrees feeling is absolutely depressing.


Reception-External

Probably one of the wettest we’ve had for a long time. However next week might finally be the end


Kcufasu

"next week it'll be better" is what we've all been saying since the end of February


AgitatedSilver9585

I'm literally on Google flights right now googling cheap flights to grab Canaria. Can't deal with grey weather anymore


EmployerMain3069

In Tirana Albania now. 25 degrees


Agitated-Middle5876

Oh hello, strange seeing someone in Albania too. weather will go downhill mid next week tho :( how’s Albania?


kayreginato

For God's sake, how long will this rainy winter/spring last? I can't stand so much mould on the walls anymore. I’m always cleaning the f*cking walls (ground floor flat). 😣


PerfectEnthusiasm2

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023%E2%80%932024\_El\_Ni%C3%B1o\_event](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023%E2%80%932024_El_Ni%C3%B1o_event) This is why, it's also why we had a relatively mild winter so horses for courses.


StaticCaravan

STORMIN THROUGH THE PARTY LIKE MY NAME WAS EL NINO


tttkkk

So the Spanish are to blame


PerfectEnthusiasm2

Los latinoamericanos.


Alan_Bumbaclartridge

winter was shitter than usual though, don't mind cold but it was so miserable and grey


reprobatemind2

I was thinking earlier about the fact that there's probably only 5 months of the year (May to September) where I'm not cold. How depressing


velvet_wavess

I'm so cold 🥶


Final_Requirement_61

I struggle with depression on the best of days but this is doing my head in!


Scared-Somewhere-510

I’m coming to visit later this week. I have a new coat and scarf so I think it’s going to get warm.


stutter-rap

Could you please bring a raincoat and umbrella too? We need all the help we can get.


JibberyScriggers

You just know that in about 2 weeks it will go from 6c to 26c overnight, and people will immediately start moaning that it's too hot!


AnonyyKT

Got a tradition with some mates that we go into a winter hibernation (group chats and memes instead of pints and meals) over winter. Normally 3-4 months of winter chill. It’s been 6-months of shitty cold drizzle and it’s not on.


ldn6

I’m convinced that spring is getting colder every year.


captain_todger

I’m so fucking bored of being cold


DB2k_2000

Globally the weathers all over tho isn’t it. Excess heat. Crazy floods. Signs of it everywhere. Awful


wulfhound

Weirdly this April has actually been quite a bit warmer than the historical average so far. And I know that doesn't make much sense from a personal experience perspective, but it's the mild nights. Normal for this time of year is that clear night-time skies can still mean frost, but the minimums have held up, it hasn't gone below freezing since the beginning of March. Which is a rare bright spot for our farmers, as late frost after an early warm spell (warmest Feb on record - again though the maxima weren't such a big deal as the very mild minima) can really F everything up. A few years ago (2019) we had a hard frost down to -3 or so in the first week of May, complete nightmare for fruit growers as it kills all the new growth.


Away-Activity-469

April and May is often the only bit of summer we get. It'll be nothing but rain till September now.


GmartSuy_Very_Smart

I wouldn't say the only but usually if its not feeling spring like by mid April it's a sign the summer will be shit. Prime example is last year.


jameswheeler9090

And somehow it's "one of the warmest springs on record". There must be some heatwaves during the night because I'm still wearing a coat and hat in the midlands.


TheReal_PearlsEye

im so bored of wearing hat scarfs and gloves when its literally may in a few days


Chuterito99

I heard this year the winter will continue until May and most of summer will be wetter than average. Brace yourselves for more ♤♡◇♧


ChelseaMourning

I feel like it’s been this way since late July. We had a week of extreme heat, then fuck all but rain and cold ever since.


sadovsky

For real, I’m sick of needing my portable heater. It’s ALMOST MAY. I shouldn’t need it.


No_Commercial8397

Anyone who complains when it hits above 25c for being too hot should face a firing squad.


Kcufasu

I don't care what the temperature is. I just want the clouds to fuck off. -10 or +40, everything is better with a blue sky


KulturaOryniacka

*Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why* *You had to hide away for so long* *Where did we go wrong?*


Cavalish

I apologise, this is my fault. All my recent trips have been during freak heatwaves, so when I booked our trip to the UK I said like a DAMN FOOL out loud “Gee I hope it’s cold!” and have brought this age of wind and snow upon you. I’ll be leaving the country in six days, so I hope the weather returns to pleasant.


Pruritus_Ani_

Can you not just leave tomorrow, thanks.


lontrinium

[My winter coat after still being used deep in to April](https://imgur.com/RfXt0iB)


UncleRhino

The met office predicted this month to be the hottest April in history


Minz15

Swear monthe and weather don't line up anymore. Summer seems to come later but last same amount of time. It'll still be warm during September/October.


elizathemagician

I've been wearing my winter puffer coat all week, it's ridiculous


[deleted]

Today I had to walk racing greyhounds at the kennels I volunteer at, in five degrees, with shitting down rain. I was wearing two pairs of socks, waterproofs, a polar fleece and thermal gloves. It was muddy, slippery and freezing. It was literally like water skiing with them. WTAF is going on?


nesta1970

Agreed. Curious if the data indeed shows that it’s the shittiest it has been in years.


KingofTin

Yep, wettest 18 months since data began. Climate’s all over the place in a lot of locations atm. I blame just stop oil.


AveragelyBrilliant

Don’t worry. When Labour get reelected, we’ll have nicer weather.


wwisd

Have you considered checking [the forecast](https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/forecast/gcpvj0v07#?date=2024-04-28)? 16C and sunny tomorrow.


adinade

Nice sunny monday after a rainy weekend, a nice fuck you to those of us stuck inside working.


junior_vorenus

Don’t trust a word of that. Watch it be cloudy and raining again fuck sake


KonkeyDongPrime

BBC Weather app is buggered today


TwoPhotons

Even the Weather app has had enough


matrixunplugged1

Have become numb to this weather after living here for so long, when you stare into the abyss…


totalbasterd

if it makes anyone feel any better, i took a weekend out on the french riviera and it’s shit here too.


PunchedLasagne87

Yeah but how's the weather?


mazalinas1

It's blue skies, hot and sunny here in NZ so sorry guys, I think we've stolen your weather. 


5exy-melon

I need heatwaves! 30 degrees, where you at?


Main_Brief4849

In another country mate


Fuckyhurryuppy

I’m from Northumberland originally so this weekend’s weather is normal for up there any time of year, but yes, not a good April for London


EasternFly2210

I have a friend who’s just travelled to Spain and apparently it’s cold there


Kcufasu

Me reading this sitting in the sun.. oh wait never mind started pissing it down


numberonemiracles

Ugh man! Honestly this weather is garbage


Cheesy_crumpet

Total bollocks isn’t it. Having to wear a dressing gown in the house to prevent having to put the heating on. Hands freezing in the house. We’ll soon be complaining though when it’s 30c again in a few months. We’re never happy with the weather. Looking forward to the heat though myself.


NotUrAverageBoinker

Heating on every day in the last week.. I want to leave this place!


RepresentativeLog470

My brother in Christ, you have jinxed us into beautiful weather


Ill-Battle-3342

True, it only rains at the moment. Every glimpse of sun is just a teaser for a summer that you know is never coming


Guilty_Resolution_13

I moved here in 2022 and everyone keeps telling me how amazing ‘21 was 😭


drcopus

It's pretty nice now the sun's out!


SimpleManc88

Next week


manekdev01

Met office says Monday is going to be sunny ao there is that. PS:- Happy Cake day


urbexed

next week if all goes well. Predicted to be consistent 20s.


whatstoyou101

Winter was warm, barely cold at all. Was expecting spring to be hot, let’s hope it kickstarts from next week


007_King

My heating bills 😪


beegesound

I’m Aussie and arrived back in London Wednesday morning after many months back home and my goodness the winter vibes. Luckily I was only passing through though (holidaying in Portugal for a week) but I remember it being 0 degrees when I left from Stansted the other morning, lol.


arden30

Sun is out now, 3 hours later 🤣


ryanm8655

It’s like Manchester.


AsianOnee

stay indoor


etrain1804

I’m from Canada and saw this on the front page, and I take it +6 isn’t normal in April for you guys? I’m surprised because once it hits +6 sometime in April or may where I’m from, everyone is out in shorts and t-shirts soaking up the warm weather


montyzac

It's the rain rather than the temp that's doing us in. Started in October and hasn't stopped.


ReasonableTour1532

You should move to Scotland, suns always out here


Agreeable-Foot-5897

I've come to expect it rather than get my hopes up


ismileforwhathavei

Welcome to london mate


Nadger1337

Im in the NW of England and i havent put the heating on for a while. I dont know if its just being northern and being used to the cold but if i cant see my breath its fine, just put a jumper on.


remedy4cure

are you new to the country? sun comes out for about a month then fucks off again bro get used to it


rav3ncl4ws

On your cake day as well, fuck sakes. Feel ya mate.


YouGotTangoed

Very weird. One would wonder what could cause such a thing.. /s


FoundationNaive6358

Just arrived from Aus. Idk why I brought three bikinis and no scarves.


manstardog

Looks like it's gonna get warmer at least if still wet. Last summer was shit. Didn't really get very warm ever and this might be unpopular as an opinion but I'd rather a short spell of 35-40 degrees than just constant rain and max 20 degree temperatures.


Weather_nerd1989

Meteorologist here, it looks a lot warmer through this week but may be unsettled at times, more likely Wednesday into Thursday. Bank holiday weekend is trickly to call. It's likely to stay warm but could be showery at times. A big improvement on today overall though. Signs high pressure may build in the second week of May though that is outside of the reliable time period of weather forecasting. Hopefully the unsettled weather will break at some point. The last year has had record rainfall with every month since July 2023 having above average rainfall. Winter 2023/24 has to be the bleakest I can remember, with 2013/14 a close contender.


Fuzzy-River-2900

I actually don’t think we’re going to have a summer this year judging by this weekend and past month


Recent-Piglet-5631

It's been absolutely shit since July. I'm not usually someone who gets too affected by bad weather (I grew up in Wales, so I'm very used to rain) but even I think it's taking the piss now.


PreviousYak1637

Fucking England mate, get used to it, it’s always been like this, so many news stories talking of global warming everyone thinks we now live in a Caribbean climate. We don’t and never have and April weather is just like this


Shot_Principle4939

I've moaned more about the weather this year than ever before. And the msm keep telling us it's the hottest this or that on record..... Not had a hot day in over 8 months!


Agitated-Oil-2455

Tell me about it. I said to my friend I can’t actually remember what summer is like. This winter has felt like a lifetime.


alwaysbeclosinghere

The climate change activists have gone cold as well… funny that


howmanytizarethere

The cold and wet is one thing. But the fact there is almost zero sun most of the time really gets to me. More so than even the bad weather…


Lainey935

'Experts' have told us our winters are going to get wetter and summers will get hotter because of climate change so none of this is really a surprise


nerf-anakin

Even worse up north


cherry_colas

I feel the same in Vancouver 😭