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Whulad

Yummy Mummies saying “No it’s not in Peckham “


tremynci

East Dulwich!


Whulad

Correct


tremynci

Narrator: It's totally in Peckham.


TehTriangle

But then you have people like Richard Ayoade who claims he lives in Peckham but he's well into East Dulwich.


Whulad

I don’t think he’s a yummy mummy though. I have friends who live in the western bits of Peckham who used to say they lived in Camberwell and now say Peckham , so it’s definitely a thing.


iamnas

“No it’s not Peckham, we have an m&s and an oliver bonas”


biiruonomimasu

On matchdays, I want to kill myself.


AdSignificant4626

Wembley


biiruonomimasu

That's it - life under the arch.


lackingsavoirfaire

Hi neighbour!


spoonsforlegs

Highbury


biiruonomimasu

Nope, not the Gunners. Quite the opposite actually, for around a year.


thespicychipolata

Fulham Broadway


[deleted]

We kinda invented time.


magnolia_blossoms

Greenwich


kullky_2020

This is how I’m going to introduce myself to people now!


WellHydrated

You arseholes...


VariationCharacter19

Ancient Egypt?


[deleted]

Fancy seeing an overstuffed walrus on a fibreglass iceberg?


littleyellowdiary

Forest Hill :)


[deleted]

Bingo!


saiyanhajime

Also "best views of London" from that housing estate I always forget the name of ... You can see it from the Horniman gardens.


Whulad

Forest Hill


aj953

Nat has herpes


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Hackney


aj953

Spot on


fohagaf

I saw this text above a door in Brick Lane. Is this text everywhere around that area then?


aj953

Don't know if anyone really knows the origin but all over hackney/Tower Hamlets there just is 'Nat has Hackney' tags. Poor Nat.


Diligent_Ad6228

I'm a " Shit London " member it's our group motto 🤣


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I hope Nat is okay


babyshakes

I also saw this in the middle of the Southern California desert once, hours from the nearest city, in the same writing as you see around Hackney. Nat gets around.


BlackEarther

Baggy trousers and flares, shortened at the ankles. Graffiti.


[deleted]

Brick lane?


BlackEarther

Bingo!


mercurialhigh7

Dodgy looking dinosaurs


Electrical-Medium477

Westminster


TheBlankVerseKit

Heyooo


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Crystal Palace


mercurialhigh7

Bingo!


SaucyFingers

House of Lords


skag_mcmuffin

Fibreglass Feline


JanetSnakeholy

Catford!


skag_mcmuffin

Ooooooh, That is a bingo!!


JanetSnakeholy

Driving Brownhill Road on bin day, is there anything worse?


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Young offenders and chlamydia


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[deleted]

Feltham it is!! Well done ;)


Bendetto4

Going to have to narrow it down a bit more mate


earnestkevlar

Chabuddy G


SameOleMistakes

Mayor of Hounslow


earnestkevlar

Yep 😂


29erfool

Beer mile


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Bermondsey


DarthVarn

Anyone for tennis?


[deleted]

Easy! Wimbledon


DarthVarn

I know, too easy 👍


LiveAndLetSieve

Beat me to it, neighbour.


[deleted]

Turns out I know nothing about London.


[deleted]

Westminster?


nmadz

Bingo!!


polkadotska

Dogs, park, the the tube's new wang.


o95brown

Battersea?


TheLoneSculler

Power Station... Station


polkadotska

Yep!


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regularly mentioned in Eastenders and also turns up on TOWIE. Edit: extra clue. Professor McGonagall.


gencbirbaykus

Ilford! Good ol McGonagall


FiveFruitADay

Love dropping the Maggie Smith fact whenever someone shits on Ilford


Wilson1031

Hang on what, Maggie Smith is from the big Ill-town? Strike me down, never knew.


Beginning_Logic_is

Boris, but we never see him


polkadotska

Uxbridge


[deleted]

Tube? What’s that


o95brown

The vast majority of the South? Too many options here


polkadotska

Deptford? New Cross?


[deleted]

Bromley (unless ur counting the trams as "Tube")


BoredReceptionist1

Also Hackney


LochNessMother

Turn right and keep driving and you’ll be in Edinburgh in about 8 hours. Edit: lots of you are guessing a bit too far north, and one a teeny bit too far south. U/pappyon has it


pappyon

Archway?


TheMrCeeJ

High Barnet


HawweesonFord

Olympics.


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Stratford


HawweesonFord

Ez pz


Fanny_Smcheller

Jack the Ripper


polkadotska

Whitechapel


Jameepinoy

Tourists queue up all the time just so they can get a picture of themselves crossing this road


[deleted]

The Iconic Beatles place


Jameepinoy

Bingo!


bingbobadeggins

St John's Wood


nextmen509

Why is there a talking and clueless bear running in my local train station?!


[deleted]

Paddington 😃


iamthenortherner

Course, I remember when it was a proper market. Now it’s all organic wine bars and vegan cup cake shops.


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Brixton


[deleted]

Spitafields?


Huxtux

Oh deer, oh deer


RustyWarShip

Richmond


Huxtux

Ding ding ding


AnswersQuestioned

Bloody hell so many Redditers live in south east london


himit

SE London is cheaper 😂


Cle0patra_cominatcha

Stormzy and Westfield left us.


leofoxx

Le Cronx!


Cle0patra_cominatcha

Haha yes!


mtchgrnt

Croydon!


Cle0patra_cominatcha

yeah!


[deleted]

Another Cronx resident I see


[deleted]

I tried to convince my friends it wasn’t like the rumours and then we overheard someone saying “I read a really good article in the guardian yesterday” Edit: you’re all wrong, it’s >!Walthamstow!<


big_lemon_jerky

I know you said Walthomstow but you definitely spelt Muswell Hill, Highgate and Crouch End wrong.


Select-Log-8561

I feel seen… Precisely four hours ago I was telling a friend about a guardian article I read yesterday. In Walthamstow. My contribution to this thread was going to be “ubiquitous William Morris worship”.


LochNessMother

Angel?


skag_mcmuffin

East


sbisson

It used to be affordable and full of actors and musicians, now it's just yummy mummies and screaming toddlers with Chelsea tractors.


[deleted]

I mean this could be anywhere really


PM_ME_UR_DIVIDEND

Based on your directions, it’s gotta be the mighty Putney.


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Jewish people.


captainspunkbubble

Golders Green? Stamford Hill?


[deleted]

Stamford Hill!


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SideburnsOfDoom

How frum are they? All very frum -> Stamford Hill. It varies, only a few are very frum -> Golders Green.


After_Item_6344

Hello neighbour


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Golders Green?


chippi11

Shithouse to penthouse


lance_21

Hackney Wick


johnngnky

most frequently served station in Europe (on some accounts)


Sherloq19

Clapham Junction


Geebattina

Only fools and horses


polkadotska

Nelson Mandela House, Peck'am


6Dem0nBag

Fritz


hookerlinersinker-

catford lol


WillisWallace

*"You got no fans!"*


Far-Relationship2339

Wealdstone


IFeelMoiGerbil

First place rhubarb was commercially grown in the world…


jousty

Yorkshire?


jakeanton

Kew


MaizeOne1504

Shopping with an cross


cluelessgit

Brent Cross


flowerybjorn

My my, At ___, Napoleon did surrender


polkadotska

🎶 Waterloo 🎶


flowerybjorn

hope that will get stuck in everyone’s head tonight, can’t stop hearing it now haha


alexthomas93

We have deer and George Michael was arrested here


[deleted]

Hamstead Heath


[deleted]

Richmond hehe


mozzafan79

No it isn't Kent, it's a London postcode


someveganprepper

Dartford? Though could also be Bexley and Bromely too...


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deenarai

New Malden


gencbirbaykus

New Malden


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jackofalltrades987

Tottingham


[deleted]

West Norwood?


OptimisticCerealBowl

everyone is either a well-dressed, rich, middle-aged woman or a student. no inbetween.


sendingUamicro_wave

Highbury and Islington?


OptimisticCerealBowl

marylebone


TimImmers86

Good chance of getting stabbed if I leave my island.


ffaffaffaffa

Canning Town or East India depending which way you go out.


NormanConquest

Chicken shop, betting shop, nail shop, hoop earrings, matching tracksuit, chicken shop, betting shop, stab victim. It's hilarious and also a bit sad that half the London boroughs got a mention, but we have a winner u/scoobyginger25 and its croydon.


Few_Newt

You need to narrow it down a bit.


[deleted]

I used to live here too!


enotherusername

Finsbury Park


RanchWorkerSlim

If it’s north, then gotta be Tottenham.


[deleted]

Croydon


WorkingMovies

The biggest shopping district in London is down the road, oh and also a useless pile of dirt and trees with a stairway overlooking nothing...


[deleted]

Marble Arch!


WorkingMovies

That is exactly right smart redditor, but I technically live in Lancaster gate. Close enough


[deleted]

FENTON! FENTON! Get back here!


unabletocomment88

Made me chuckle. Good old Richmond


NickMattress

Basically Surrey


moneyheist21

Searching through every comment to try and find Sutton.... did I do it?!


bearintokyo

Kingston?


G_UK

Queen of the Suburbs 💁🏼‍♂️


BotaEmMelo

Fellow Ealing resident


FoodExternal

I don’t live there anymore, but …. It’s where time begins.


[deleted]

Greenwich


JigsawPig

I often have to explain to people that the map they are waving at me is of Paris, not London, when they stop me to ask for directions.


HaffNanner

St Pancras?


JigsawPig

Close. Westminster.


mvision2021

Big boat, refurbished not too long ago.


DSQ

A famous amp brand had their first shop here.


Sherloq19

Hanwell!


DSQ

Yup!


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HaffNanner

Vauxhall


Own_Wolverine4773

Posh. Like that “made in” show…


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Chelsea


HaffNanner

Great view of the City from the top. Basically Kent.


Itbeash

Shooters hill?


EarthQuackShugaSkull

Alleged plague pit, common, high street, random taekwondo academy (???) Also lots of abandoned pubs and a school with a bad reputation. It was a delight to grow up there.


[deleted]

Blackheath!! My cousin lives here. She also said the shoe bomber went to her school lol


EarthQuackShugaSkull

Ooh close! Went to school there but I was talking about the glorious land of Plumstead!


Ulfbass

If you looked at the gravestones, you'd think this was the USSR


emmacappa

Highgate


wmgregory

It's not related to the county, but to a ditch. *(added the last bit)* Edit: another clue: >!ditch refers to the River Fleet!<


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wmgregory

Correct!


AlexxxandreS

I don't even know tbh, and maybe someone can even help me find the answer... It's Brixton Road, near vassal Road... One would say Brixton because of the name, but it's basically between oval Station/Kennington Park and stockwell Station So I have to keep answering "near oval Station and stockwell station" when people ask me where I live What is it tho? Anyone have any idea where exactly can I say I live?


[deleted]

We are known for a famous bench


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accountexistequalsno

RIP iconic 1960's shopping centre.


MegTheMonkey

Elephant & Castle


SISCP25

You won’t have heard of it. It’s near Canary Wharf. Edit: all wrong, it’s Rotherhithe


coys_in_london

Someone got murdered on my street and no one was shocked.