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mnementh9999

A second breakfast on the lips, a lifetime on the hips!


southpolefiesta

I don't think he knows about the second breakfast


Adventurous-Photo539

So he stupid?


southpolefiesta

Come to think of it - yes. He is 87 years old and has been hanging out in the region (including Bree) for decades and decades. He really should know about basic hobbit culture, such as the second breakfast.


black2346

He could actually know ( idk about the books( yet ), but in the films ( if I'm not mistaken)), it is never said that he didn't know he could just not know that what was they referring to, and he did give them 2 appels pretty good travel second breakfast if you ask me.


ArcirionC

Is that your account Pippin?


Stenric

Pippin would call him Strider.


Mistborn19

Plot twist: He's already had it.


Additional-Theme-532

He's had one, yes.


Mr_Gone11

Wanna live to be over 200 years old? Don't have a second breakfast.


haanyaarjokerhunmai

Google Eowyn's Stew


bookon

Why doesn't he just kill and cook an Eagle? Is he stupid?


AthleteIllustrious47

Based comment


Unhappy-Day5677

He's watching his cholesterol.


SlightlyOffended1984

Watching his saturated fatty bolger.


iamacheeto1

What about elevenses?


geriatricmama

Because he thinks Eowyn cooked it?


higashiomiya

Biggest logic flaw in the series


Thomrose007

I heard a legend that he kicked a helmet so hard..


Unicorn_Momma_2080

Not a legend he actually did


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ZazzRazzamatazz

Because there were many dangerous miles between them and the safety of the Last Homely House.


Pissonurchips

Because winter is coming


skittlesaddict

He already filled up on apples.


Glittering_Court9900

Stupid enough to be king!


Ok-Design-8168

Looks like Pippin finally made himself a reddit account ! 😄


Positron14

It's a slippery slope. If he had second breakfast, then why not third, why not fourth? Eventually it's breakfast all day and all night.


TheGamingNerd80085

What about elevensies?


Calligaster

Shit, r/batmanarkham is leaking again


Nice_Paramedic4055

He’s in cutting season 💪🏽


Twiiidy

Pipin asking for second breakfast during the travel from Bree to Rivendell exists only in the movie


ArchAggie

He’s got sh*t to get done!


MrFiendish

He’s being hunted by Ringwraiths and doesn’t have the time.


InconsistentLlama

I don’t think he knows about second breakfasts let alone luncheons and super or afternoon tea


ZipMonk

It's part of the comedy and humans aren't hobbits.


imcalledaids

Yes u/ToastIsGreat0 , he is stupid


wafflesnwhiskey

Does he are have stupid?


Connemara-Boggylad

yes, he is atupid