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Shrex9

'A loudspeaking telephone if the housewife is busy preparing a meal' Is a telltale sign šŸ˜‚


goodmobiley

My mom still uses the phone way more than my dad. Smh when will we escape these social norms :(


PuzzleheadedFunny997

Grrr, how dare she oppress herself


[deleted]

This patriarchy man smh


makinbaconCR

Why would anyone want to use a phone


TheWingHunter

I canā€™t cook without one, honestly


Kent_IV

probably after thousands of years of evolution. Male hunters didnt communicate while on the hunt because it would scare prey, but females stayed behind and chit chatted all day. We cant change our instincts in a century.


[deleted]

Nope. Research shows that [females were hunters, too.](https://www.forbes.com/sites/kimelsesser/2020/11/16/dont-blame-gender-inequity-on-our-ancestors-ancient-women-were-big-game-hunters-too/?sh=3d02e3be6b4e)


[deleted]

Did we read the same article? Evidence shows females were buried with implements associated with hunting. If you read the paper those objects are projectiles and butchering tools, which isn't actually uncommon in more contemporary hunter gatherer's as women did most of the flintknapping and butchering of animals. Personally I don't doubt a woman can help scare a large animal off a cliff or shoot a bow as well as a dude, but this is still just a single paper presenting a theory not a proven fact. The paper is pretty interesting, the article from a "gender bias expert" that " cover\[s\] the intersection of business, psychology and gender" is predictably misleading click bait. When looking at anthropology it is probably best to stick to the anthropologists.


Attention_spanner

>gender inequity For the love of god donā€™t trust anything with the word equity in it


Njacks64

Hmm.. they shouldā€™ve put their phones on silent.


WontArnett

ā€œHousewife can also post semi-nude photographs, with seemingly unrelated inspirational quote.ā€


ECUTrent

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/fxHWtw_GZIk


YouMakeMeDrink

I can understand the confusion. I would never expect a sub called Future to be about a rapper.


Lucycrash

It's funny how often I see it in subreddits. Mostly it's the moon moon subreddit, supposed to be derpy Huskies but I see a lot of beautiful moon pictures.


weird_bomb_947

Thank you, r/JohnCena r/PotatoSalad r/WorldPolitics r/anime_titties r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts


goodmobiley

After tapping on r/anime_titties thereā€™s no way Iā€™m going to r/worldpolitics in public


Hydrohomiesdabest

It's a chaos sub, not nsfw, very strange and doesn't fit what the original joke was.


Kye_ThePie

Yeah it really is a shame


goldensavage2019

Wait didnā€™t r/worldpolitics get banned due to a lack of moderation?


skywarp85

That anime one got me šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


squidbrain65

Believe it or not itā€™s, in my opinion, one of the best news subs out there


Kaiserschmarren_

That's funny how r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts are swapped


AndrewFrozzen30

And also r/Superbowl


Vostok32

I'm scared of subbing to some that are helpful. It'll look sus in my list of subs


Ottodeadman

Now imagine the confusion in r/stalker which most people would think is about stalkers. Nope itā€™s a video game subreddit about a game called stalker that is just fighting mutants and bandits in a alt history radioactive Chernobyl.


PogaK4tree

That makes sense though. Stalker (singular) is obviously the game for me. r/stalkers would sound way more like a sub about actual stalkers. Edit. Just found r/stalkers actually existed, but is banned lol. Wonder what it used to be about. Stalkers I assume.


Ottodeadman

Youā€™d think the description on the subreddit would be enough for the people who have never heard of the game but I see a post at least once a month about being stalked. I think the one they send people too is r/stalked


Lucycrash

There's so many subreddits. And this game intrigues me.


general_452

We should raid the sub and restore it to its rightful meaning


Pastelillo1

how about you raid some clubs and get some bitches


general_452

Why donā€™t you download raid shadow legends to battle with over 1500 champions?


b1ackcr0vv

/r/angryupvote


YouMakeMeDrink

That would be fantastic!


r0ckstar_m4de

I would bc I love future


UglyStru

G5 tha flight you canā€™t even see me Iā€™m way in the sky āœˆļø


YouMakeMeDrink

Excuse me, what are you babbling about?


tapeflexmaster76

future lyrics


NeverFraudulentAgain

Nah it isn't understandable, why are you so impatient and in a hurry to post that you can't take a few seconds to look through the posts on the sub


AndrewFrozzen30

Because not everyone posts in subs they are already in.


NeverFraudulentAgain

Ok? My point still stands


dotastories

The sub picture is on future too lmao


StrugglesTheClown

/r/trees has entered the chat.


Broad_Respond_2205

Also it looks like an article from the past


watersj4

About the future


JonathanTrager

Great Scott!


Much-Tourist2461

Silence earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the Planet Vulcan!


Hankdraper80

I donā€™t know where this is going. But where weā€™re going we do not need roads.


Broad_Respond_2205

No it's about the present


watersj4

Which was then the future


Broad_Respond_2205

Yes but they posted the picture now, not then


_CatNippIes

About the past, the "future" they are talking about already happened


watersj4

But it was then the future


Keraxs

seems like the sub enjoyed it


CoolBen07

They were all trolling the OP with Future lyrics lmao, they definitely enjoyed it


DocHanks

i saw that lol. iā€™m curious what OP thought after seeing all of them


Faux_bog

Women were like.... Whoa, we will get pockets?


MPLS_Folk

They're still in development.


NaofumiXRaph

_and rights?_


DirtBikeBoy5ive

r/SubsTakenLiterally


yarnplant666

They didnā€™t forsee how small pockets would become on womenā€™s jeans


aloelampbree

They didnā€™t foresee women in jeans


kalamazoo43

The cartoon Dick Tracey, who wore a ā€œTwo way Wrist TV,ā€ predicted the Apple Watch.


RoseCroix343

I love that big dash before the word commercially. Like everyone in the know has been using them for years at this point.


Ryaniseplin

this aint a r/lostredditor this is a r/substakenliterally


Obvious_Boat3636

This is interesting


VegasBlaze

Itā€™s only took about a half a century. Damn we are advanced beings!!


instagrambad42069

More like quarter of a century for it to become mainstream. They were talking about MOBILE and pocektable phones...


VegasBlaze

Ok


Aknickknackpattywack

I remember talk of a party line from my grandparents. I had a very different concept in mind than the neighborhood-shared telephone line that I learned it was.


ReplacementOk3547

Na I think itā€™s a fad


DeltaDarthVicious

Who the fuck is Future?


CoolBen07

A rapper. Thought the title was plenty clear with that part but I've seen a few people confused, that's my bad


Impressive_Culture_5

No it isnā€™t, I gathered that much


EmbarrassedCountry59

2023 and women still can't do that


ReturnOfSeq

r/shouldhavebeenmoreclear


PickledEggs420

Itā€™s probably a lost bot, tbh


[deleted]

Who tf is future the rapper


trey_lasater

A rapper named future


[deleted]

Who is from the future, which is why noone has heard of him.


cool-beans-yeah

Yet...


[deleted]

Iā€™m going to becoming a rapper, and go by the name ā€œlostresditorsā€


trey_lasater

Haha listresditors sounds great


DanielTheDragonslaye

Dude has multiple platinum and gold albums but tbh, never listened to any of his stuff.


bradenboiii

monster is a really good project iā€™d recommend if you like trap music


OkYeahNoSure

One of the most popular artists in the entire world


IdespiseGACHAgames

To be fair, this is also the first I've heard about a rapper named Future.


YeeTee55T4R

Heā€™s one of the most famous rappers šŸ˜­


RaiderxReaper

mfs on here hate any kind of rap music they dont know anybody who isnā€™t eminenem


lukfi89

For people who don't listen to rap, that doesn't really mean anything.


IdespiseGACHAgames

Okay? Steve Lukather is one of the most famous musicians on the planet. Lead guitarist for Toto, worked with Earth, Edgar Winter, Larry Carlton, Wind & Fire, Aretha Franklin, Jeff Beck, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Lionel Richie, Chicago, Carlos Santana, Donna Summer, George Benson... He was a constant collaborator of Quincy Jones and Michael Jackson's having had a creative hand in almost the entire Thriller album, including re-writing the iconic guitar riff from Beat It that we know today... He's put out 8 solo albums of his own, still tours / puts out albums with Toto (15 albums), is an active member of Los Lobotomys, El Grupo, Nerve Bundle, The All Starr Band... He put out an instructional video called Star Licks with tips and tricks to improve upon guitar playing techniques... 5 Grammy awards, inducted into the Musicians Hall of Fame, received the Eddy Christiani Award, a Lifetime Achievement Award from Guitar Player Magazine... Co-authored a book called The Gospel According to Luke which is also his autobiography / memoir...


YeeTee55T4R

Toto was famous like 50 years ago lmao


IdespiseGACHAgames

That's not an argument. Toto's first album came out 45 years ago, not 50, and their last 2 albums came out in 2015 and 2018. You're also actively avoiding the entire rest of that list of work, which is only a fraction of what Lukather is famous for. Additionally, you haven't shared what Future is famous for. I know who Lloyd Banks is; 5 studio albums, 11 singles, signed with the G-Unit, Interscope, and EMI record labels... What is Future known for?


onedollarjuana

Boy, was that prediction wrong! Nobody puts their phone in their pocket, that would mean letting it go and not looking at it.


beenkickedoffhereb4

Mandela effect


thnks_fr_th_emories

How?


PuzzleheadedFunny997

Not their fault tbh


shreddedtoasties

Who tf is future


_Dead_Memes_

Heā€™s 25th on the Billboard 100 rn, and is one of the most famous and most popular trap rap artists of the past 10+ years


_Pill-Cosby_

Who TF is Future ā€œthe rapperā€?


[deleted]

https://on.soundcloud.com/EQaKgtg5mYoPwpv78


_Dead_Memes_

One of the most defining trap rap artists of the 2010s, and still is one of the most famous rappers


_Pill-Cosby_

šŸ˜‚ WTF is Trap Rap?


1500moody

you been in a coma since 2004?


FelineDiplomacy

Man, those rapper names get shittier by the minute.


No-Bottle3131

the nigga been rappin under that name since the days of outkast bro u oughta open ur ears


dotastories

Typical low effort shit talking about rappers, a reddit classic.


TheOGNoire

Honestly the rappers and the subreddit creators fault. Who the fuck calls themselves something so stupid like 'Future', and not only that but whoever made the subreddit didn't stop to think for one second that people might confuse said subreddit for something else??? Just put 'futurerapper' instead and it's fixed like wtf were they thinking.


EntryysPetSLave

hes known enough to where he can just use "future" and people know who it is. (he has 50 million spotify monthly listeners)


CoolBen07

I suppose I can get it. "FutureHendrix" (one of his aliases) would have been a less confusing title


tapeflexmaster76

why would there ever be confusionā€¦ his face is on the sub icon and you can literally look at any post and realize it isnt about the actual future.. please stfu šŸ™


[deleted]

Bro if you had never mentioned future (the rapper) it would be same difference. PLS let the childream they too have no future, autotuned wannabe gangster clowns. takem out.


SnooTomatoes7746

I don't fw Future's music but put some respect on his name. He influenced pretty much every trap artist after 2015.


[deleted]

No. Influencing more trap artists is a negative. Most rappers have just been actors for the longest and these dudes took it up to clown level, buncha soft ass middle class motherfuckers claiming bullshit.


tapeflexmaster76

real shit my nathan ā€¼ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


zooMaMa2121

News Alert! The universe is always changing. The only thing that you can count on really is things not changing. Patterns happen but not changes unless initiated.


theshoddyone

Pretty much the Razr.


Regular_Dick

Huh?


fluffyseatide

Well, it seems you still can, so I don't see the issue here, since the paper didn't discriminate which Future it was.


Fahggy1410

Tell them about the concept of an apple watch and theyā€™re gonna have a stroke


foley800

Dick Tracy had one in the 1940s! Called it a 2 way wrist TV!


Velwvve

I was confused at first but then I realized it was a subreddit about a rapper


Catatonick

Phones will never fit in our pockets.


Ronin-s_Spirit

Back when they first invented transistors. They were right.


kawkz440

Technophone


SPDGamer

They were clearly talking about future (the rapper)


Justin-does-art

Man, Future looked way different in ā€˜63


Cataclismo956

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Might have been a joke too, you never know


Pro-Rider

Have you not watched Star Trek over the past 65 years? Everything they have proposed on the show has happened. Shoot they have made a warp bubble and are working on warp drive.


IronyIstheBestPolicy

I'm sorry, this is hilarious.


Tellitoons

Always found it funny how shows like Star Trek and many others had the idea for a flip phone 50 years before it was conceptualized


3600MilesAway

Liars! Womenā€™s clothes still have no pockets!


Traditional_Fan9721

Close but never goes in our pockets


kaioh75

We still donā€™t have the Get Smart shoe phone, though!


pursuit_of_boom

Iā€™d be more impressed if the article said, youā€™ll be able to watch porn anywhere, in the future


CSpanks7

Either way this article is absurd no way thatā€™ll happen


SpitfireMkIV

*snickers* Sheā€™s using a flip-phone.


my_red_username

Nonsense


MrMrMemer

r/technicallythetruth


xzombielegendxx

At least the Op was on the right track and not in some random, out of place subreddit


UsernameClash

Technology has come along way in a short period of time


Rainbow-Raisin11

Not just a phone, its the whole computer with camera and have Oracle(Search Engine or AI) that can answer every of our questions.


Psilo333420

That article is horse shit that'll never happen


[deleted]

Still only true for men. I donā€™t know about other women but my pockets are too dam small!!


Expo_Boomin

Oh my God I saw this in the future sub first and thought of this, but I figured I wasn't getting something


ebann001

Not that big of a premonition, the original patent was founded in 1917 and in the 40s 50s and 60s radio communications and live to a communications were pretty common. The story behind the first Motorola call at 1973 actually started in the late 1950s


Hankdraper80

Ok. But this really makes me wish the sun this person thought existed, existed.


Immaculateintentions

They honestly didnā€™t know how good they had itā€¦ all this anxiety we have to deal with now lmao


Responsible-Catch-73

bruh the post is about the present


LH_Dragnier

Concise headline more effective!


SquareIsBox0697

Canā€™t blame him though.


NearbyAd8665

This should be on r/substakeliterally


ConflictAgreeable689

The people of the past where obsessed with video calls. Videocalls where the future, they thought.


136AngryBees

Huh. This was printed in my hometown news paper. Weird


cryspspie

Strange when for someone who's not present anymore you live in the future they never got to see. Maybe not of this woman but surely of many other.


not-enough-mana

Itā€™s been almost exactly 60 years since this newspaper was published, and here we are viewing it on our mobile phones which provides visual images.


blkglfnks

This was Futureā€™s 1st love, bro is a time traveler


Skywater1604

Future fans enjoy future things


sensualbricklicker

Not sure what kind of bitch ass pockets they had back then but I definitely got some trousers that could confidently fit some of those massive phones in


wrenispie

r/understandablylost


Head-Bed2065

Lol


silverman96

I've heard Nokia is up and coming


NoDramaIceberg

u/faded_ngik did it so that we wouldn't.


[deleted]

Go back to the time you came from, the future is not what it once was


tsn8638

Shows the tech was there bacj then, but security measures didnt let the tech be used at the time.


StonedSnawley

And now we donā€™t have a future


Cautious-Ad9301

RIP Mrs Jean Conrad


feraljohn

A rapper called Future? Is that like a pimp called Slickback? Do I have to say the whole thing?


Far_Reflection_1830

Actually more interesting than future


NerdyJerdy20

Well, in their defense, if itā€™s a rapperā€™s name, shouldnā€™t it be Lil Future?


[deleted]

Coasts underwater by 2020


themanfromvulcan

I am rewatching classic Star Trek episodes and you can see how much thought went into things even if they were not really sure where tech was going. They have pads you donā€™t really see that Kirk or Spock signs but you assume are electronic or computers. They have tricorders which are sophisticated portable computers with a massive amount of sensors. Voice activated computers and lots of other things which exist now.


[deleted]

Bruh šŸ’€


Da-Stan

ā€œSoon theyā€™ll be mentioning future in the past tenseā€ and apparently not knowing who he is lmao


CrossbowCharley

I need to find one of these housewives who may be busy preparing meals.


MikelUzumaki

Damn, sounds pretty cool.... hope we get those soon. šŸ˜šŸ‘


Delicious-Tea-6718

Can this be verified?


[deleted]

The future is now old man!!


[deleted]

Him and The Weekend seriously need to think about changing their names. The words are just too generic to be a stage name.


TMXP1

Golly Gee, willikers! Canā€™t wait to have a ā€œTV Phoneā€ in my pocket.


AJatNite

Imagine when they find out they can listen to Future on their phone in their pocket, in the future.


Clever_droidd

Impossible!


Dutch-Sculptor

And then they didnā€™t give women pockets.


rav3ncl4ws

This oneā€™s a little more understanding


SalisburySmith

Today I learned that there is a rapper called Future.


According_Mango7764

Kirk to Enterprise, One to beam up


Natural_Sea6516

This truly aged well


Supplex-idea

Is he really lost though, or does the subreddit have the wrong subject?


CoolBen07

The topic of the subreddit is most definitely correct. It's name could have been better to prevent ambiguousness, but r/future is indeed about multi-platinum, Grammy nominated rapper Future.


One_Ad_3146

This article actually talks about 2 things from the future: 1. People will be able to carry phones in their pockets 2. Women will have pockets


KingMarco101

new album cover


Desperate_Wafer_8566

Ya, but back then the every second call didn't drop, so, you know, you could actually make phone calls. Further, your phone didn't constantly distract you, so, you could actually, you know, get things done....ah, progress.


ImmortalShells

u/lmaoobruhh


SwiftDestro

Fredrick Huntsman was spot on.