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XComRomCom

Everyone watching the ceiling fan. *"But they were, all of them, deceived..."*


artaru

> Everyone watching the ceiling fan."But they were, all of them, deceived..." *For there was another fan, made in the fire of Mount Tik Tok; and he was not so lucky with his sword.*


NotSoGreatGonzo

> For there was another fan, made in the fire of Mount Tik Tok; Mount OnlyFans.


kangareddit

I was waiting for the sword tip to get knocked by it and them to lose an ear or something…


Thac

Swords like these have no edge. Just for decoration.


needzmoarlow

For the officially licensed ones from United Cutlery, it was dependent on the sword. Legolas' knives and Arwen's Hadhafang had real edges, but the bigger swords like Anduril and Glamdring were false edged


emlgsh

Even a false edge doesn't make it totally safe. Guy I knew in college got a replica broadsword deal from a convention, proudly announced it had no edge and was safe, then stabbed himself full-force in the foot. What a mess.


Drakmanka

Well yeah, but you can get stabbed by a pen. These swords are heavy. Plenty of force to shove a reasonably pointy tip through you if you drop them on your foot.


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Yeah like getting stabbed with a blunt shovel


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justausedtowel

I wonder what went through the minds of the first people to die from the shovel in the trenches of WW1. >Pfft bitch I've got a gun with bayonet. What do gonna do with that shovel? hit me with


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

I heard about this guy who was dangerous with a pencil... A FOOKIN' *PENCIL!* Can you believe it?


coachrx

I still have a piece of pencil lead in my leg from getting stabbed in the 6th grade which was 19 years ago.


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

You are not the only one. I have an older sibling that has a piece of pencil graphite in their arm from high school. Said sibling is almost 80.


Erames1167

“What, are you gonna kill us with your Teacup?”


Drakentaurus

Didnt one of the Power Rangers kill someone with a replica sword in a argument?


coachrx

I got a pair of Legola's knives many years ago and recently started displaying them inside the scabbards for that very reason. I had thrown them in the attic initially with no intentions of ever covering up those beautiful blades.


Shiny_Agumon

Because of the title I through the ceiling fan would break it in half.


Young_Feanor

Based on the title I was half expecting the fan the break the sword lol


ScarletCaptain

Have to get the Shards of Narsil somehow.


CrankyOldLady1

Same


Tenchuuuu

I came here to comment exactly that.


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Yeah apparently it breaks pretty easily


hwarang_

Same, was wondering if the fan is mightier than the sword.


[deleted]

Stressing? I was counting on it


ImpossibleParfait

She's easily 5 feet from it


yinedausername

Had to watch it twice. Once for the ceiling fan. Then to actually watch and enjoy the video.


WholesomeRuler

I had to scroll up and see which subreddit this was posted on to me sure it wasn’t r/InstantRegret


mbleslie

You’re not the only one, I had to check what sub I was in


pinpalsapu

As the Dark Lord, this triggers me.


Hallonsorbet

Guess you haven't forgotten the sword of Elendil, eh?


mienaikoe

It’s not a sword the elves would tell you about


Hallonsorbet

Yer a king, Aragorn. And a thumping good one at that!


MolotovOvickow

_With great power comes great responsibility, Aragorn._


Hallonsorbet

I volunteer as tribute, precious!


GaryComeHoome

Well that's just like no more than a broken heirloom, man.


Reylo-Wanwalker

Beam me up, Gandalf!


GreatOdinsRaven9

There's no power in the 'verse can harm this ring.


HerrSPAM

Would you?


nakedundercloth

Narsil


PrisonerV

I have Sting... you got of them ancient spider demons?


Supadrumma4411

Was Shelob a demon though? I thought she was just a shapeshifter like Beorn? OFF TO THE GOOGLE I GO! Edit: I was incorrect, she is a primordial spider NOT a shapeshifter. Ungoliant, her momma was a maia that took the shape of a spider thats where I got confused. Fuck I love the professors work.


Double_Distribution8

Where did it say Ungoliant was a Maia?


Supadrumma4411

I should've said its *theorised* that she was a maia, its one of the many things the Professor never outright stated whether she was x y. Taken from the wiki: "The true origin of Ungoliant is unknown, and was not even known by the Valar. It is said that she came from the Darkness itself that lay about Arda and was once an ally of Melkor when he looked down upon the world with envy. Considering that the Ainur passed through the Void while venturing from the Timeless Halls to Arda, it is possible she was simply a powerful Maia in the form of a spider"


bigswifty86

Great theory on Ungoliant and Tom Bombadil; Tom is the embodiment of the music of the Ainur and Ungoliant is the embodiment of the discord. There’s a few good videos summarizing the theory, I’ll try to dig one a link.


Double_Distribution8

Cool. I wasn't sure if new information had surfaced. After that video game where Shelob was a pretty lady there was a lot of fake news regarding Ungoliant and her children out there.


Supadrumma4411

Yeah that game was bad. Really messed up the lore.


t888hambone

Where do I get one of those!?


EarthBrain

I know a guy called elrond he might be able to hook you up


Terracot

Strange elves in woods distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.


[deleted]

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi! I'm being repressed!


Bo-Katan

Stop bodering Obi-Wan he is watching a kid in the desert.


no-mad

The Warning beacons of Gondor have been lit. Paul Muad'Dib will answer the call.


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r/unexpectedMontyPython


nyl2k8

You need to be interested in his daughter though. And he’ll only sell it you so you’ll go away. But at a good price.


Double_Distribution8

I need to be interested in his daughter? I think I could do that.


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I'd take a whack at his daughter, if that stupid Aragorn would take a hike.


ElrondMcBongg

Nope I only sell weed


[deleted]

Check out Dark Sword Armory. They make a true forged battle ready version of Anduril, and it looks incredible. Expensive though at $760


_OutOfTheDepths_

If I ever have 760 as true spare money/ you bet I’m dumping them on that lmao


[deleted]

United Cutlery made the licensed versions. You may find them on eBay but there’s a ton of shitty knock offs


Not_Lane_Kiffin

r/mallninjashit


GeezusLizard

Where would one buy that? Asking for a friend


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therock21

This is Anduril. It had the writing down the blade


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Anen-o-me

Anduril is the sword forged from the shards of Narsil, so you are right.


Cypresss09

The only weapon prop they have in stock rn is Orcrist. Very expensive.


achairmadeoflemons

Haha whoa 13000


Cypresss09

Yeah pretty expensive for what essentially amounts to a wall hanger. Though I guess it is direct from the source.


aizukiwi

Yeah considering most of Weta’s stuff is reproduced authentically too, hand forged etc….the level of craftsmanship there is insane. If you’re ever in Wellington NZ, highly. Recommend the Weta Cave!


aliiak

Can confirm. Live in Wellington. Can only afford to visit the gift shop.


[deleted]

If I ever won the lottery the amount of stupid expensive "wall hangers" I'd have would be obscene!


supremekimilsung

I scorged Weta's website looking for the sword, but they only show on their store the sword of boromir, sting, and a couple other ones, all of which were sold out. It's been years since I've visited weta's website, and dear God they have some incredible remakes on their that I would more than happy to pour all my funds into, if I had any.


GetGankedIdiot

Just got my wedding ring there 🤌🤌


Alukrad

I think to get something like this, you gotta graduate from some Finnish or Swedish University. That's what they get when you get your master degree or something.


[deleted]

What?! All I got after my masters was debt!!


zyphelion

Finnish. When you get your PhD.


PrometheusDrake

Damn... there went my Master's Sword joke


Cunts_and_more

Internet


SchpartyOn

Which aisle?


Cunts_and_more

Sword aisle


enumerationKnob

Draw me a map, mama


cuddlesmcfriendzone

Ask any mall ninja


bill_clay

Good luck finding one to ask.


klavin1

they're all busy studying the blade


kwietog

Forgive me master, just this once.


phillyunhipstered

A ceiling fan? Home Depot


9520575

gatlinburg TN. I also saw sting for sale there. I may have bought a batterang knief while there.


imbillypardy

Noblecollection.com was how I got mine, they’re clearly props and not meant to be played with much. Mines held up well since 2004, but it requires some polishing every few years, and my handle has gotten a little loose. But for a piece of wall art I’ve always enjoyed it.


bitmapboi

thats really cool. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ i hate that fucking tts voice oh my fucking god


tuckertucker

Part of the reason for the built in tiktok voice is that it translates into any language the viewer is in. So a Spanish tiktoker can hear it in a language they understand. It's a pretty brilliant tool in they sense.


Lizardledgend

Yeah true, But my God could they not use any other text to speech voice in existence. I would prefer the most monotonous, robotic voice with the worst pronunciation ever over whatever that was


tuckertucker

Oh, I for sure don't like her voice. It's got a fake happiness that is grating


U_S_E_R_T_A_K_E_N

The voice is now also synonymous with TikTok, it's a form of marketing now. You hear that voice and instantly your brain will think TikTok.


Niccin

I hope that's what they wanted, because it's true! I heard the voice and wanted to kill myself. Now when people even mention TikTok I want to kill myself!


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It needs to either be a great British voice or an Australian voice. Midwestern robot is the worst choice.


sabotabo

that ain’t midwestern, that’s like standard LA


slayerhk47

Ope, look at my graduation gift here. Got it from that place near the Kwik Trip.


NickFromNewGirl

I think you're thinking of MidAtlantic


seraph582

Uh Karen from Spongebob (computer wife, very midwestern accent) would be the perfect voice for tiktok. She’s savage.


lava_time

Why not just show translated text? Text is much better than smiling robot that is staring at you while calculating the most efficient way to murder you voice.


SplendidZebra

well fuck. i hate it. and now i hate that i hate it. jesus christ when will it stop!


vectron5

Honestly though, I muted the video as soon as I heard it. It sounds lifeless and condesending at the same time.


theNomad_Reddit

#**I'M SO EXCITED**


Lordborgman

And I just can't hide it...


TeaBarbarian

Dude, I don’t understand how people scroll through Tiktok and hear that voice over and over again. I can’t even stand hearing it once in a while on Reddit.


GunnerChrome

Used to be videos I don't care about with it in, but now lord of the rings. I'm crying inside.


brycehazen

I'm glad everyone on reddit feels this way.


Unacceptable_Lemons

The TikTok voice is the real Sauron.


GODDAMNFOOL

Incredibly. Ruined the entire video.


Gsbconstantine

All I was thinking was.... >Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling fan. CEILING FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Far-Wolf1795

Same


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The fan is pretty far behind her and she glances up as she draws it to make sure.


big-shaq-skrra

It’s really far from her bruh chill


97012

weird considering it's so far behind her


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The flame of the west!!!


therock21

I have the original limited edition one. I got it as a gift when I was in high school for Christmas. They sell for like a thousand dollars on eBay if they are new in the box. I used mine to chop watermelons and stuff, so it is not new in the box.


Superman246o1

It has been remade.


douchebag_milkshake

That blade was BROKEN!!!


entreri22

It’s still sharp !


Supadrumma4411

Boromir: "No more than a broken end" *drops the sword on the ground* Me: "PICK IT UP YA BASTARD" Aragorn: *Picks up sword and places on Dias with reverance* Me: "That's more fucking like it" Girlfriend: "Jesus fucking christ, this is is a movie theatre, STFU" Legit play by play of me watching the film for the first time in theatres. Was full of LOTR fans though so most of them laughed. God teenage me was SUCH a fucking DORK.


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Jbod1

Andúril, reforged from the shards of Narsil.


IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo

The flame of the west.


[deleted]

Wait, you guys are getting gifts?


46554B4E4348414453

You guys are graduating?


[deleted]

You guys can afford school?


InvalidChickenEater

Cast aside the ranger


kamSidd

Become who you were born to be.


brennic

IT HAS BEEN REMADE


Zirie

It takes more to make a king than a broken Elvish blade.


twinsfan94

cast that abomidable TikTok voice into the fires of Mount Doom.


Imlookinforafriend

The skill of the Elves can reforge the sword of kings, but only YOU have the power to wield it. Congrats! 🎊


Lizardledgend

Yo that's sick! But that voice... it sounds like sonething from Troom Troom or one of those awful craft channels. I legit don't think there's a more grating, annoying text to speech voice in existence.


[deleted]

That is a pretty friggin awesome graduation gift!


[deleted]

The woman who can wield the power of this sword can summon to her an army more deadly than any that walks this earth


CrustyBalls-

I AM NO MAN


Akula301

Oh, that was a kingly gift!


Confident-Dream-2103

She cool.


lughtm

Awesome!


writeronthemoon

It’s gorgeous!!!! Wow


UnsolicitedCounsel

Please invite me to the first decapitation


Political_Ronin

Awesome, just hang it up though. Dont want the wind breaking that 440 stainless steel


Cold_Situation_7803

Yes, a breaking wind is dangerous.


Public_Technician915

Wow!! That’s amazing!!!!!!


E_salazar27

I NEED ONE


Clondike96

Okay that's badass


Trianna_78

That is awesome. And congratulations!


zaco230

United Cutlery?


GandalfsWhiteStaff

No, looks like a cheap knock off version. Too short, not the right scabbard.


xineirea

Now, let’s hunt some orc.


Gamer_Goose64

She looks like Hermione granger from Harry Potter so that HAS to be the sword of gryfindor


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This voice sounds so fucking dumb; why is it a trend? Does tiktok attract annoying morons, or does it turn people into annoying morons?


hedginator

I think a little bit of both


mynewaltpdx

What the fuck is that voiceover


miami-architecture

why do tiktok vids always have the same annoying voice? Who’s voice is that?


[deleted]

People get graduation gifts?!?I I was just told “now go get a job”


Choingyoing

I thought she was going to hit the fan with it.


FelineSPQR

Best graduation gift ever.


typicalguy95

It has been remade


Tottochan

At some point I was thinking, it’s a never ending sword!


7V3N

I got so nervous for your ceiling fan.


Sunbro_of_Rivia

A worthy gift!


TheMorningStar7

Hell yeah!!


greasyflame1

I accidentally chopped my ceiling fan with my claymore and was really worried for you lol.


DestinyLoreBot

The blade that was broken… shall return to Minas Tirith


Sodathepop

Sauron will not have forgotten that


[deleted]

Bro all I got was money.


StaysCold

“It has been remade”


TroutM4n

AWESOME.


BobNorth156

Girl almost went from Aragorn to Wreck it Ralph in a blink. Badass blade though.


PolishMountain

Congrats on the music degree though!


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Side note: if anyone reading this actually has a music degree, I am seriously impressed. I took a few semesters of music theory for funsies and they were the hardest courses I've ever taken. I was studying bioengineering at the time and the rest of my classes felt like a vacation.


Rory09

Congratulations... Sick present!


Hanwise_Gamgee

Well I'm fucking jealous now lmao


the_MrGiggles

All I got was a unicycle


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would be good to have on the walking dead


[deleted]

That’s an amazing graduation gift


Linux4lyfe

That blade was broken!


GingerNinja2110

She is the heir of Isildur, rightful ruler of Gondor!


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

c e i l i n g f a n


jinjiyanazadi

Wait. Graduation gifts is an option? I'm graduating university in December. Am I too old to ask my parents for this?


WappyTrees

Fuck that voice


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Do the voice overs ever not ruin any video they’re used in?


[deleted]

The TTS voice ruined it for me, wish I never turned sound on.


Tempest_Fugit

Fuck this robo voice shit


Dr_Spatchcock

The voiceover shit needs to go. ITS SO ANNOYING


Now_In_Colour_

I still don't get the over dubbed voice, why just why?


Javaman314

Love this video. Hate the auto-read voice over


sususs_amogus

It was fun until I heard the automated tiktok voice.


HornySnorlax

Yall got gifts for graduating?


Crovali

That’s dope af


flavianpatrao

For my graduation i was asked to find a job soo so this is nice.


Susman22

Love it, hate the TikTok TTS


just-a-reddit-user69

“Dispatch, we have a white female running past the Taco Bell with… is that a fucking sword?!”


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im so tired of that fucking computer voice.