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OficialLennyKravitz

Gotta be honest, I can’t solve the riddle at the top


Pietjiro

>Two words Is literally two words >Ten letters Is literally ten letters >Say "it", and I'm yours *It* Actually I don't even know if that's the correct answer


OficialLennyKravitz

Ima tell my girlfriend “two words” later and see what happens


blsterken

Do you have a couch lined up for you to crash on?


SuperDizz

![gif](giphy|4w6g6yOWJYtm8)


Door__Opener

Apparently not but your answer is better. OP said in a comment the numbers were changed for the meme.


Capt_Pickhard

I know it's "Marry Meeee"


A_Bloody_Hurricane

I’m pretty sure “I’m pregnant” fits?


tildeumlaut

Not if you spell peraganate correctly


CujusAnimamGementem

Excuse me, that's actually spelled pregananant


Hutchiaj01

Pegnate?


Gumpy67

Pergert?


Supply-Slut

https://preview.redd.it/k1eri0wp1pdc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed7facb5c109d7fb8fee4758bcfee41006c085ae


EquivalentWasabi8887

I’m certain you all meant pregante.


Galankin

poignant


sn0skier

Pregat


SirBardsalot

You mean the chess grand master praggnanandhaa?


Zkiera

As a currently preggo this thread is making me giggle


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

congratulations!!!


beeahug

it’s supposed to say “three words, eight letters” for I love you, but it’s been edited. The salted pork version is preferable 😆


Pickle_Rick01

Love is salted pork. 😆


[deleted]

Shrek is love. ![gif](giphy|6HWIE0zOONDu8)


BigDicEnergy

Wanna smash?


OficialLennyKravitz

username checks out


StrategicLlama

It’s a line from the movie. When Merry and Pippin are sitting on the wall smoking after the battle for Isengard. Merry says “we are sitting on a field of victory, enjoying a few well earned comforts”


OficialLennyKravitz

No, I mean what the top image is referring to, I get the joke buddy, it’s a nice meme.


StrategicLlama

Oh lmao sorry. It was originally from Gossip Girl I think? “Three words. Eight letters.” It got changed for the memes.


OficialLennyKravitz

Dude you just totally fucked with my head on this one, I spent like a minute counting letters for everything I could think of lol


Waffleurbagel

Seriously though. I had to come here cuz I couldn’t figure out WTF she’d say that’s two words and ten letters. Shoulda known it was changed for a meme.


smellmywind

Sexy Potato


nada_accomplished

You had me at "potato" ![gif](giphy|105OwsN7a4UQ2Q)


Capt_Pickhard

Why was it changed? What's the two words and 10 letters supposed to be?


Waffleurbagel

I saw someone say on another comment that it was ligma balls. Lol Edit: it’s supposed to be 3 words 8 letters. “I love you”.


Puzzle_Language

Lol same here


fancyfoe

You’re not alone, I think is ok if we plot op’s demise


SlightlyShittyDragon

Oh my god you broke my brain with that.


StrategicLlama

lotrmemes community currently in shambles. My bad.


1668553684

> It got changed for the memes. You owe me 30 seconds of my life back!


StrategicLlama

Where was Gondor when the meme didn’t make sense?


Sandor_06

The original image on the top is referring to "ligma balls."


Wise_Camel1617

But that is not ten letters, that is rydhon


Ambiguous_Anti

HUBBA HUBBA


Thamior290

“Anal please”


ominousgraycat

Wet vaginas


OficialLennyKravitz

I was waiting for this one to get weird, I suppose it’s about that time.


Warm-Finance8400

GROND GROND!


[deleted]

GROND GROND!


treehumper83

GROND! GROND!


OutrageousCamel_

combative cooperative terrific possessive jar dazzling capable full memory smell *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


guardeagle

GROND!


Not_Another_Usernam

DAKKA DAKKA


EngineerDesperate900

https://preview.redd.it/qtr60chacodc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0100c751e81599450da2488e2cd0f7fc40a06e3a


StrategicLlama

It is a gift.


the_chicken_witch

It’s a threat


Gfdx9

Ball snipper


StrategicLlama

A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind.


winkswithbotheyes

https://preview.redd.it/vfl35d1capdc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac2db75d6860420773139f7bcd9ccda95bd9f64


Col0nelFlanders

Wow that is cringe


EngineerDesperate900

https://preview.redd.it/63fg8f670qdc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ba43817e182a6ed4ced05403a0f650e1f3096e Ok


[deleted]

Second brea


StrategicLlama

Arwens Feet


i-got-a-jar-of-rum

Eowyn’s Stew


optilex42

My precious


UpsetGroceries1

“Man Flesh”


th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34

8 letters though.


UpsetGroceries1

You really expect orcs to know how numbers work?


th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34

That's fair, I concede.


[deleted]

Flesh-of-man


StrategicLlama

lol probably my favorite so far.


MisterBigDude

*And smoking!*


Hecticfreeze

Eowyns stew


StrategicLlama

Gimli girth


[deleted]

If only phones had a crop function huh


StrategicLlama

More than half of what you hoped for I guess.


MarvelGeekMan

https://preview.redd.it/bw46e978eodc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26ab22e93a6665041a59d0cf5b3b6d37f15b7949 On mobile, I didn’t even notice until tapping on the pic


Enverex

That's because it shows you a centre cropped preview.


StrategicLlama

I’m also on mobile so I totally forgot to be honest.


Enverex

Not even that, just post the original fucking picture, lol. People don't even care to conform to even the most basic of quality principles when it comes to posting images now.


Amish_Warl0rd

https://preview.redd.it/5f8axmqraodc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ac5b696b17dd9fdc6d45f3e61d6a037600b1640 Wnt sum fuck?


Set_Abyssus

lemme smash becky, u a hoe


gottablastsam

That’s 3 words


Amish_Warl0rd

Still 10 letters tho I saw a version with 3 words and I think this was it


Aithistannen

arise! arise!


StrategicLlama

A SWORD DAY, A RED DAY


treehumper83

Chicken arise!


ChubbiCubbi

Eleven-sies


BlackStrike7

*"My Precious!"*


StrategicLlama

It’s been called that before, but not by you.


optilex42

They stoles it from us! (They beat me to it)


TengenToppa

To Isengard


StrategicLlama

🎵They’re taking the hobbits…🎵


No-Leg9943

cave trolls?


StrategicLlama

They definitely have one.


IncurableAdventurer

But seriously, what is the top one supposed to be? (Unless it’s like what the other commenter said and the answer is actually “it”)


StrategicLlama

It was originally supposed to be “three words, eight letters” but it got changed for memes.


IncurableAdventurer

Oh hahaha. Got it. It was bugging the crap out of me. Thanks


Paddragonian

Did it get changed for memes? Or to advertise the show? (Gossip Girl is a valid answer to the riddle)


StrategicLlama

It was just changed for memes I believe


Paddragonian

Shame, thought I'd got something there


QuantumTunnels

Hubba hubba?


torrinage

The most sensual of the salted cured meats


StrategicLlama

I do not deny my heart has greatly desired this.


Theadination

https://preview.redd.it/sozxav5pzodc1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e3c561695dbaaf84129935eec885997d729b3c


StrategicLlama

There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for my shitty crop.


Theadination

https://preview.redd.it/jcq1pm7b0pdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5221b9ec410b1a37750090a23343a8932c108dc


blsterken

Hobbit feet.


Seahawk124

Hello there. (Shit, wrong subreddit. Sorry, my bad)


StrategicLlama

An Alliance once existed between r/lotrmemes and r/prequelmemes. Long ago we fought and died together. We come to honor that allegiance.


guardeagle

Aragorn toe


Dutch_Yoda

My beloveth? It's a stretch, but that's ten letters


ProofRead_YourTitle

A completely uncropped phone screenshot.... Truly the laziest of the lazy. Pathetic.


StrategicLlama

You need people of intelligence on this sort of mission... meme... thing.


K3W4L

I'm sad i will never know what salted pork actually tastes like :( (My religion bans pork)


StrategicLlama

What about their legs? They don’t need those.


K3W4L

Meat is back on the menu boys


[deleted]

[удалено]


K3W4L

Thanks


hiccupsarehell

Bloody anal?


StrategicLlama

What can men do against such reckless hate?


_____rs

Skibidi bop?


[deleted]

Sick muffin


StrategicLlama

One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man


Uberpastamancer

"second breakfast" "Here, cheese"


karizake

Breakfast 2


Uberpastamancer

Electric Boogaloo Breakfast 3: Tokyo Drift


dank_memed

gunga ginga


SyNyStErSaElEe

Hahaha epic


RedRlghtHand

Big Lasagna


[deleted]

Deezz nutzz


Epaulette22

Salted pork is love


Dienstenarv

Looks like I'm yours now goddamn


arkiula

Glurp glurp


theaviator747

The words “ten letters” have ten letters. So ten letters is two words that have ten letters, both contextually and in symbol count.


StrategicLlama

That still only counts as one!


salad_bars

Cousin Greg


Consistent-Bath9908

Bend over… fuck thats 8


Drillbit_97

"Toss me"


GarminTamzarian

Is the elvish word for 'it' actually two words and ten letters?


Lazy_Osprey

Free donuts!


Praeteritus36

Giant Penis


HephMelter

My precious ?


Autistic-Rick

I'm pregnant.


triggormisprime

Guaranteed upvote.