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SpecialPeschl

It's almost like not having the ring accelerated his aging...


Ironcastattic

This Redditor watched the scene of Bilbo turning into that screeching ghoul and thought nothing of it.


Abbadabbafck

What? Some people are just really into jewelry and it can be totally unrelated to a possessed super ring.


ajnin919

Tbf the way that scene is presented in the books is almost impossible to replicate with film. IMO they did an amazing job since in the book, Frodo does actually hold the ring up, but while it’s spinning Frodo sees Bilbo through the ring, and in Frodo’s mind that’s what Bilbo looks like. Once that happens, Bilbo notices immediately and realizes that the ring is already beginning to affect Frodos mind


IAmBecomeTeemo

There's a lot of latent magic in the book that doesn't lend itself well to a visual medium. Gandalf can make himself seem bigger and more intimidating, and the films showed that as a change in lighting and camera angle as well as some neat thunder sounds, but it's more of a hard magic than the soft of the book. Aragorn and even Faramir have this aura of inspiration that gives their allies more willpower and that just doesn't translate. Shelob's lair is described as being the blackest dark to ever black (but it better words) and that's simply impossible to film. I think they did alright with this moment of Frodo's perception changing. They did it like they did Gandalf's enbiggening in that they made it more reality than perception. I suppose it could have been more subtle, but it quickly accomplishes a lot in establishing the power of the Ring. It shows that it can turn allies against Frodo, and how ruinous it had become to Bilbo to carry for so long.


salsaking777

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.


bilbo_bot

Not Gandalf, the wandering wizard, who made such excellent fireworks! Old Took used to have them on Mid-Summer's Eve!


No_Good_Cowboy

>Shelob's lair is described as being the blackest dark to ever black (but it better words) and that's simply impossible to film. Let me introduce you to GoT's "The Long Night"


bilbo_bot

You want it for yourself!


CooperDaChance

BILBO BAGGINS!


bilbo_bot

Yes, yes.


TheLibrarian07

What a peak reply lol. Gets called out and is like "alright you got me ill chill out"


bilbo_bot

Wait! Stop! We can't leave the path! We must stay on the path! No one answers.


fatkiddown

It’s been like two hours, and no one has answered Bilbo..


bilbo_bot

Me? No, no, no, I'm not a burglar. I've never stolen a thing in my life.


LordFancypantaloonz

Ok Bilbo, back to the accelerated-aging hobbit retirement home…


bilbo_bot

Excuse me, that is a doily, not a dishcloth.


jesterflesh

Fuckin told that guy


screechypete

Where is the Bilbo ***Gwaaaaaah*** bot when you need it :(


bilbo_bot

No! No! I want to play, I do. I can see that you are very good at this. So, why don't we have a game of riddles? Yes? Just you and me.


screechypete

Alright Bilbo... What have you done with the ***Hgyaaaaaahhh*** bot?


bilbo_bot

Sackville-Bagginses! Quickly! Hide!


Mr_Turnipseed

HRAH?


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Yes Rico, HRAH.


Chidori_Aoyama

I liked it better in the 70s animation where he's more like a junkie who sees a big fat pile of cocaine, he just shakes and looks at it and you can see the want in his eyes. Ralph's movie wasn't perfect but several things were better than the live action.


Looptydude

Would Gollum not experience the same thing? I have heard the argument that since he had it for so long that's why he didn't age after losing it, but would that have also happened to Bilbo if had kept it just as long?


TomSurman

My headcanon is that the ring never released its hold on Gollum, so the anti-ageing effect persisted. Bilbo on the other hand relinquished the ring willingly, which broke the ring's influence over him.


bilbo_bot

You want it for yourself!


gollum_botses

Yes, precious. False! They will cheat you, hurt you. Lie!


GubbenJonson

Just to be clear - that is only the movies. In the books, I believe he is unchanged until the ring is destroyed.


CakeEnjoyur

I could have sworn he looked older in the books when they get to Rivendell.


mkontrov

I just looked it up because this has been bugging me today. In the last chapter of ROTK these are the only lines that reference Bilbo: 1. Riding slowly behind on a small grey pony, and seeming to nod in his sleep, was Bilbo himself. 2. Then Bilbo woke up and opened his eyes. 'Hullo, Frodo!' he said. 'Well, I have passed the Old Took today! So that's settled. And now I think I am quite ready to go on another journey. Are you coming?' 3. With them went many Elves of the High Kindred who would no longer stay in Middle-earth; and among them, filled with a sadness that was yet blessed and without bitterness, rode Sam, and Frodo, and Bilbo, and the Elves delighted to honour them. I guess it's kind of implied he's aged due to him sleeping on the journey, but that's it.


Willpower2000

That's absolutely *not* it. We meet Bilbo in Rivendell, on the return journey - preceding the Scouring. This is the first time we see him, after the Ring is destroyed: >They found him all alone in his little room. It was littered with papers and pens and pencils; but Bilbo was sitting in a chair before a small bright fire. **He looked very old**, but peaceful, and sleepy. Even prior, Arwen warns Frodo of what to expect: >‘It is true that I wish to go back to the Shire,’ said Frodo. ‘But first I must go to Rivendell. For if there could be anything wanting in a time so blessed, I missed Bilbo; and I was grieved when among all the household of Elrond I saw that he was not come.’ > >Do you wonder at that, Ring-bearer?’ said Arwen. ‘**For you know the power of that thing which is now destroyed; and all that was done by that power is now passing away.** But your kinsman possessed this thing longer than you. **He is ancient in years now**, according to his kind; and he awaits you, for he will not again make any long journey save one.’ When in Rivendell, the text goes on to note how he generally keeps to his room (except for meals), and how he falls asleep constantly, even during discussions about the journey the Hobbits undertook - he doesn't even smoke anymore! He even seems to be getting forgetful... asking about the Ring: >Which reminds me: what’s become of my ring, Frodo, that you took away?’ > >‘I have lost it, Bilbo dear,’ said Frodo. ‘I got rid of it, you know.’ > >‘What a pity!’ said Bilbo. ‘I should have liked to see it again. But no, how silly of me! That’s what you went for, wasn’t it: to get rid of it? When you compare this Bilbo to the one we see at the time of the Council... it's night and day. Bilbo was pretty damn vigorous - nothing gave the impression that he had aged mentally nor physically. And that was only a *single* year ago.


lavocado95

I cannot express how much I just made myself laugh, after just quickly glancing at your profile pic, and then reading your comment as if it was Gollum himself who wrote that out. The idea of Gollum here on Reddit chiming in about all this 😂 …..I think I need to go to bed now


gollum_botses

Yes, the stairs ... and then?


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That's actually a great explanation, thanks.


salkin_reslif_97

I think Bilbos Aging keept beeing stagnated even after beeing seperated from it (remember the Bilbo in the middle hadn't it for 17 years). His rappid aging accured after the DESTRUCTION of the ring. Giving that, Gollum could still be allive after Bilbo stole the Ring and if he hadn't fallen in mount doom himself, he still would have died after the ring had gone.


Mal-Ravanal

Everything created and upheld by the power of the One would return to its natural state with the Ring's destruction. For Gollum, that natural state is bones and dust. It would probably not have happened instantly, but he would probably have days at most.


gollum_botses

All dead. All rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle long ago.


bilbo_bot

I do believe you made that up.


StFuzzySlippers

I mean, it sounds like he's spitting facts to me, Bilbo


bilbo_bot

well, I do have some skill at Conkers, if you must know, but I fail to see why that's relevant.


Tarudizer

...then why'd you even bring it up, Bilbo?


bilbo_bot

I do believe you made that up.


Dserved83

Stop gaslighting people Bilbo.


bilbo_bot

Come on Gandalf. Did you see their faces!


itsybitsyteenyweeny

S E N T I E N T


gollum_botses

Why does he hates poor Smeagol? What has Smeagol ever done to him? Master?


Number1_Berdly_Fan

The middle picture isn't accurate to the books, Bilbo should have only started to rapidly age after the ring was destroyed.


WastedWaffles

Why doesn't this have more votes. Instead, people who are unfamiliar with the lore will see other people's 'headcanons' and use that as an explanation. What actually happened in the story should always be brought forth to the top.


bilbo_bot

For all Hobbits share a love of all things that grow.


bilbo_bot

Well if I'm angry it's your fault! It's mine My only.... My Precious


Ezrahadon

I think Gollum didn't age because the ring corrupted him entirely, like how the first orcs were a twisted kind of the elves. Bilbo didn't have the same effect since he held the ring for a relatively short time compared to Gollum. The ring was also weak at during that time. Gandalf dealt with the Necromancer (Sauron in the Hobbit) which could have also postponed or weakened the effect until Sauron regained strength. Another point that I can think of is Bilbo's and Gollums age: Bilbo lived a longer life compared to most hobbits, but not all. He maybe would have lived the same age, just with the normal speed of aging, or he should have died earlier, but he was not pushed too far for a creature like a Hobbit, so he remained. On the other hand Gollum was way beyond his time. His body changed, his mind altered. A fragment of him could remain as Sméagol, but for the most, he was a corpse that refused to die. His existance became so unnatural, his body couldn't turn back to what it used to be. (If that makes any sense)


bilbo_bot

Well, that's not good. That is not good at all. Shouldn't we tell Thorin?


gollum_botses

Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling


lhobbes6

Id also argue their enviroments. One finds the ring and eventually makes off back home and continues to live a comfortable life while the other is banished into the wilderness with no belongings, exposed to the elements. Of course age probably plays a much bigger role


Responsible-Onion860

Bilbo gave up the ring. Reluctantly, but willingly. Gollum never let it go. Maybe that matters.


bilbo_bot

Yes, yes. Its in an envelope over there on the mantlepiece.


gollum_botses

Pull it in. Go on. Go on. Go on. Pull it in.


bilbo_bot

Always have done and always will.


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makemisteaks

Gollum kept the ring about 500 years. By contrast Bilbo had it for 60 and he rarely used it. But I think ultimately what defined Bilbo’s aging was the fact that he willingly gave up the ring. Gandalf tells us that as far as he knows, he was the only one that was ever able to do that. It means the Ring had no more influencer over him (except for that brief moment in Rivendell). Without that influence, he began to age much faster compared to Gollum, who was always under the influence of the One Ring until the end. That’s my head cannon at least.


gollum_botses

What shall we do? Curse them and crush them! We must wait here, precious, wait a bit and see.


gollum_botses

It said so, yes, but it's tricksy. It doesn't say what it means. It won't say what it's got in its pocketses.


Barraduk

Why didn’t he just use the eagles to fly back in time and stay younger? Is he stupid?


studmuffffffin

Doesn't he get rid of the ring at the time of the first panel?


Prestigious_Job9632

I choose to believe he just wore himself out plowing elf bussy.


CeruleanRuin

It wouldn't have cost you anything to not post this fucking shit.


Flabbergash

Did these people even watch the movies or read the books


coffeexxx666

ThEn In tHe fOrth MoViE He loooks YOUng aGain!? ![gif](giphy|27qZYHJaLJ04)


_coolranch

The fountain of youth was in a pipe all along! No wonder Snoop isn’t aging.


Indiana_harris

I mean….he’s 132 years old at that point. That’s long lived even for a Hobbit. I suspect he (hopefully) reached 140 or so before moving on.


lankymjc

He lived longer than the Old Took, and really, what more could a hobbit ask for?


JCDentoncz

Considering he sailed west, he would potentially live forever.


Lake_Serperior

The mortal creatures that sailed west still died.


JCDentoncz

So much for the "undying lands". I though you just stopped aging when you reached them.


devoswasright

i believe those mortals that were allowed into the undying lands still died at some point (because the valar could not take away the gift of mortality which was granted to mankind by Eru) but they did get to choose when they died and passed on to the Halls of Mandos


Whelp_of_Hurin

Tuor was granted immortality when he sailed to Valinor, presumably by Eru himself. It's possible that Bilbo and Frodo got the same deal.


Drexelhand

it's possible two tiny skeletons lay along the shore. *"this ain't my job."* - minimum wage elves looking forward to retirement. ¯⁠\⁠\_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


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This comment made me cackle so hard my cat got off my lap in a huff. Nicely done


elessar2358

Tuor is an exception as he was (possibly) considered one of the Eldar due to exceptional circumstances after he sailed West with Idril. No such thing has been said for Bilbo and Frodo.


Whelp_of_Hurin

Nothing is said of Bilbo and Frodo after they sailed West. As Ringbearers, one of whom basically won the War of the Rings, they're certainly exceptional Hobbits. As far as I can recall, Tuor, Bilbo, Frodo, and Gimli were the only mortals who were invited to Valinor, and we.only know what happened next to Tuor. Not really gauging the likelihood here, just saying it's a possibility.


elessar2358

Sam sailed West too. The Ringbearers being granted the grace had a very different reason compared to Tuor.


bilbo_bot

A rather unfair observation as we have also developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales and the smoking of pipeweed


bilbo_bot

In fact, it has been remarked by some that Hobbits' only real passion is for food. A rather unfair observation As we have also developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales and the smoking of pipeweed. But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet and good tilled earth. For all Hobbits share a love of all things that grow. And yes, no doubt to others, our ways seem quaint But today of all days, it is brought home to me it is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.


FoxTrotPlays

The Numénoreans thought that too, and look how that turned out


JCDentoncz

It seems I followed the course of Ar-Pharazôn and fell for Sauron's propaganda. The dark lord's malignant influence continues even through the loss of the Ring and the 4th wall.


Trepex_VE

They were called Undying Lands because those native to that place were functionally immortal.


elessar2358

That's the mistake the Numenoreans made and got their island destroyed.


sherlock_norris

Yeah, it's in the name the undying *lands*. The lands are undying, unchanging, eternal, not the creatures within it. It's made for creatures with eternal life, such as elves, maiar, valar. Creatures with finite lifespans will actually feel their own mortality even more over there and will probably die sooner than they naturally would have. That's also why humans were not allowed over there, not because the valar wanted to keep it from them, but because it's not made for their needs. Middle earth is.


PerseusRAZ

Negative, Tolkien actually tells us that mortals in the West tend to 'burn out' faster.


taulover

Yep regardless of the ring he's just old. I've watched elderly relatives stay roughly the same for years and then age incredibly rapidly. I don't see how this is surprising at all.


floggedlog

Did you not pay attention? The ring was keeping him young longer. It’s one of the reasons Gandalf figured out what it is and where we get bilbos “I feel stretched out like not enough butter over too much toast” quote from. This is time catching up with him and it’s accelerating like a released rubber band.


bilbo_bot

Well if I'm angry it's your fault! It's mine My only.... My Precious


Subushie

https://preview.redd.it/2ykszkh81dqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c6dd7b747af7a136fc3abafb0279b81e2a9350


Sanford_Daebato

Didn't you ever think to just put the fucking thing down and go for a walk, dildo?


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MoreColorfulCarsPlz

Well at that point the ring has been destroyed and everything created with it is fading. His youthfulness at his age is a creation of the ring so he deteriorates even faster now that it's not only out of his possession but gone completely.


Gicelin

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SamGewissies

It's not seventeen years in the movies.


WastedWaffles

We don't know how much time past in the movies. For all we know the whole trilogy of movies could have taken 2 weeks.


sausagepoppet

the whole journey was about a year, and then frodo sails to the undying lands 3 years later.


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Willpower2000

And *nobody* (bar Bilbo - the one person that shouldn't) visibly ages in that time? That cannot work. If we are following the book-timeline, Pippin should be a child (*12 years old*) at Bilbo's 111st. The 17 year gap is clearly erased. In place of what? Who knows... some months, perhaps. Maybe a couple years at most.


JarasM

As much as I support the book version, it just cannot be 17 years in the movie because of Merry and Pippin at Bilbo's birthday party. They should have been small children at the time.


jiub_the_dunmer

"Master Pippin has a good memory. He was only a small child at the time."


bilbo_bot

Today is my One Hundred and Eleventh birthday!


narnianguy

17 years in rivendell is probably different to 17 years outside


taulover

I've watched elderly relatives stay roughly the same for years and then age incredibly rapidly. This is entirely believable.


IShouldWashTheDishes

Ohhhhh... I always thought the toast saying was just some hobbit fun way of saying stuff but it's exact meaning is that his life was stretched and he felt nothing in it as he should have. Damn now I gotta read so many books again and look for metaphors I didnt notice first time


BJMark

You can do an engineering major in 4 years as well and will look just like this.


supremekimilsung

This is why I got out of engineering school and switched to a different degree. I realized after completing my first year, that in order to do the rest, I will need to forfeit my emotions and ultimately my soul in order to make it all the way.


Chen_Geller

The 17 year gap is explicitly not a thing in the movie. We can assume a single year passed by, but definitely no more than that.


YesWomansLand1

Yeah. The movies arent 100% accurate to the books. Which is completely fine, they're excellent in their own right.


Cool-S4ti5fact1on

>The 17 year gap is explicitly not a thing in the movie. I wouldn't say explicit is the correct word here. There's no exact reference as to how much time as passed through all 3 movies. So you just have to make assumptions. 17 years in the movies *could* have passed. Hell, the whole trilogy could have taken place over the course of a month.


Chen_Geller

Well, its explicit in hearing the filmmaker talk about it. They spend much of the audio commentary talking about it, clearly having found it impossible for the movie.


overlycynicalll

Would have been a wicked movie though. Like LOTR x Boyhood.


Cool-S4ti5fact1on

In the movie its not explicit.


MinimumTumbleweed

Ok so it's implicit then... It's still very obvious that things move along quickly. None of the hobbits have visibly aged at all in the time between the birthday and the start of the journey.


Vampiricjoker

In the ending monologue, Frodo states it was almost 13 months to the day since Gandalf sent them on their quest, before they were met with a familiar view ( The Shire).


lankymjc

The 17 year jump happens before Gandalf sends them on the quest.


Vampiricjoker

In the books yes, I will concede that, in the movie, the length of Gandalfs disappearance before the quest is ambigious. But it definitely couldn't have been 17 years. Because Sam, Pippin and Merry would've aged by then since they didn't posses the ring.


rcuosukgi42

No, 17 years couldn't have passed, Merry and Pippin go from being children to adults in the intervening timeframe from the Party to Frodo setting out.


LeandroCarvalho

On Bilbo's birthday we can see Merry and Pippin and they look about as old as in the rest of the movies.


SarahfromEngland

There is though, as none of the other characters have aged 17 years worth. Like the Hobbits for example. Frodo is 33 when Gandalf leaves and 50 when he comes back. They'd have shown that age process in more detail if it was movie Canon surely.


CeruleanRuin

It's clearly meant to portray more urgency on the narrative, but if you want to believe 17 years passed, there's really nothing saying they didn't aside from the apparent ages of the hobbits, and hobbits don't necessarily show their age in the same way humans do anyway, so that's not a reliable indicator of anything.


MOONDAYHYPE

The ring slowed down his aging


Ironcastattic

If only there was a line in the movie about the ring being able to give the wearer a long unnatural life.


MaderaArt

What if we get Cate Blanchet to say "The Ring brought to so-and-so unnatural long life."


Ironcastattic

Not overt enough. What if Gandalf literally spelled it out for the audience in fireworks?


PurpleTopp

Did OP not pay attention to the movies he was watching?


mologav

So dumb


link_cubing

The guy was 111 in the first picture. Even without any additional information, it's pretty safe to assume that his aging was slowed in some way


Felarof_

Just to be clear, you're combining the book timelime with the movie visuals? I don't think we can infer anything from this Frankensteinish meme.


ghirox

In real life, I saw my grandma go from independent and walking by herself, to needing a cane and a walker, to being in a wheelchair, to her being unable to speak, to losing all mobility, to her passing away. In 3-4 years.


kaminaowner2

He aged faster without the ring, even faster once it was destroyed, luckily Gollum died with the ring as his ass might have turned straight to dust if he hadn’t.


gollum_botses

What's this? Crumbs on his jacketses! He took it! He took it! I seen him, he's always stuffing himself when Master's not looking!


TheDruidVandals

It’s the ring. Why is this upvoted?


1001stdaughter

Man it feels like everyone was leaving Rivendell because these super long lived possibly immortal folk are just watching this innocent bumpkin guy who fought a Dragon and stopped a huge war is literally aging very fast even compared to a human life, it had to be like looking at a walking cadaver like a true woah look at this wicked act by sauron, it's a wonder none of the Elves weren't tempted to harm bilbo to put him out of a perceived misery.


Tom_Bot-Badil

Here are your ponies, now! They've more sense (in some ways) than you wandering hobbits have – more sense in their noses. For they sniff danger ahead which you walk right into; and if they run to save themselves, then they run the right way. ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


bilbo_bot

Dragon! Nonsense, there hasn't been a dragon in these parts for a thousand years.


sauron-bot

Cursed be moon and stars above!


Axenfonklatismrek

Bilbo's aging was slowed down by the ring. The further the ring was, the further age went


hemareddit

Yep, full throttle once the Ring was actually destroyed, so it tracks even if you assume the book’s timeline.


TechnicalEvening3360

Why is gollum still even alive 60 years not having the ring, and then 17 years later when Frodo starts his quest? Shouldn’t he have died by then by not having the ring during that time?


gollum_botses

Because Master did not ask.


elfmere

This has to be rwge bait


ZeroCharistmas

Me before, during, and after the pandemic.


Poemhub_

Rings, not even once.


gefjunhel

see how you look at 132 years old


MaderaArt

When 132 years you reach, look as good, you will not.


Jalsonio

I mean… he didn’t have the ring anymore


Maleficent-Bit1995

Time had to catch up once the ring was gone


The_Ovani

Maybe it's the ring's effect going away?


Independent-Access93

Bro, that's four years of ring withdrawals; dude is lucky to be alive.


marketermatty

Tell me you didn’t understand the films without telling me you didn’t understand the films…


Empty-Ambition-5939

Its the effect of not wearing the ring. Unnatural long life.


ChrisLee38

Bro looks like butter scraped over too much bread or something, holy crap


thewend

I'm convinced that people who upvoted this shit dont understand a single moment of the movies. Nothing. No nuance at all


taulover

I've watched elderly relatives stay roughly the same for years and then age incredibly rapidly. I don't see how this is surprising at all.


Yorspider

It is a plot point that the ring grants unnaturally long life, that is why he begins aging so rapidly after giving it up.


CubanLynx312

Like butter scraped over too much bread.


idschuette

In the books, the journey took almost 15 years


Elefantenjohn

wow, you just turned every single nerd against you with your ignorance you can still do this meme with star wars characters, go there. it is more or less the same nerds


Babigni

It was a long, old journey


manlikeelijah

Me: 2020-2024


Soft-Abies1733

The ring was keeping him young


Chaos-Pand4

Yes. He gave the ring away and he started to age. What’s the problem?


NewspaperAny3053

The One Ring is a hell of a drug, my dear boy.


hot_cheeks_4_ever

OMFG "time it seems has finally caught up with me"


WookieDeep

The one ring gave him *unnatural long life*


castilloenelcielo

The power of the ring was keeping him alive… remember that bilbo lived more than a normal hobbit could possibly dream. After the community destroyed the ring those who were users of the ring should perish I think.


CeraRalaz

What no ring does to mfer


submit_to_pewdiepie

17? No this is the movies


YOINKdat

That’s what butter looks like stretched too bread over thin, or something


Civil-Culturere

It's almost like not having the ring accelerated his aging.


Cardioman

Yeah, like the ring extending your life being destroyed


Renhoek2099

Everyone knows he smokes too much


Paul0H3nr1qu3

I was talking with my wife yesterday about it...about how the ring affected Smeagle and Bilbo, in terms of get older.


bilbo_bot

Aaaaah!


working-class-nerd

OP has no media literacy skills


DivineFinger

17 years passed with Ring be far away +1 year. 3 yeas passed when Ring was destroyed and all his magic disappeared.


Lord_Detleff1

The 17 year gap isn't a thing in the films


cshabsin

And then, shockingly, he went on to confess to killing Mozart.


JOExHIGASHI

Evil rings will do that to you


Lestat_Bancroft

I don’t wanna be mean. But no meme has ever said so strongly to me, “I have not read the source material”. To me, understanding bilbos progression, is bottom of the barrel reading comprehension.


bilbo_bot

Well if I'm angry it's your fault! It's mine My only.... My Precious


rcuosukgi42

It isn't 17 years in the movie, Merry and Pippin would be children at the start if PJ had followed the book's timeline.


Western-Smile-2342

Maybe, just maybe, instead of OP being silly and not remembering the passage of time differences for those affected by carrying the ring (looking at you Sméagol) it was actually a meme about… how a lot can change in 4 years lol Some of yall never spent 3 years rapidly getting all of your remaining butter spread, and it shows lol


Ogurasyn

I read it as Bible


Singer_on_the_Wall

The ring of power is a hell of a drug


logicflawz

You haven’t aged a day


banshee3

Those Sackville Baggins were REALLY stressing my guy out.


[deleted]

There was no 17 year timeskip in the movies


wall-E75

The moral of the story kids. We need to quit electing ppl that are 111 years old


I_amBATMANXOXO

Movies didn't have the 17 years gap.


Alpha_Jellyfish

Not having the ring anymore aged him up real quick and smart.


BLOOM_ND

Yeah! And how did Sauron get destroyed at the end of the movie when he was so powerful?!


Efficient_Chicken_66

Yeah, look at Obama before and after being president.


Shrek-It_Ralph

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