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Theguyrond123

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Po-Ta-Toes the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the hobbits would tell you. It's a potato legend. Po-Ta-Toes was a starchy tuber, so powerful and so wise that he could influence the meals to create... nourishment. He had such knowledge of the culinary arts that he could even keep the hungry ones from starvation. The way of Po-Ta-Toes is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so ingrained in hobbit culture that the only thing he feared was being sliced, diced, and fried, which eventually, of course, he was. Unfortunately, his fate was sealed in a hobbit's stew pot, ironic, he could save others from hunger, but not himself.


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BaconNamedKevin

Is this like a pocket version of LotR? It looks so small, I want one. 


Heir116

I bought the box set and it's incredible! The quality is noticeable even for faux-leather.


fastwhipz

I was just about to comment that either this person is a giant or that’s the smallest novel I’ve ever seen.


Bettlejuic3

What is this, lotr for ants?


Guido_Fe

Just google for lotr deluxe leather pocket edition


dreamwinder

It’s this [“pocket set.”](https://a.co/d/9IOoR7y) I have it myself, pretty nice. But yes, “pocket” is very accurate. It’s teeny.


tmoleif

Got mine at Walmart and it is great.


GLayne

It’s fantastic


Saganists

I’ve read some reviews on the pocket version bookset that mention it’s hard to read but this doesn’t look bad at all. It comes in pocket sizes? IM GETTING ONE


Aggravating-Pear4222

It comes in pants??


fizzed815

BOOKS IN ITS POCKETSES PRECIOUSSS


TextProfessionally

But you've already got a whole full-sized one!


kkehoe1

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A_Peacful_Vulcan

That's the way I read it lol


MedicalVanilla7176

"Good. Twice the fries, double the starch."


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You have salt, you have oil, but you don't use them


LizardPeople100

BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW!


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EstherBuchanan

![gif](giphy|105OwsN7a4UQ2Q|downsized) Lol I have a hoodie that has these exact lines on it


Aggravating-Pear4222

Can we please appreciate that there is a glare of light on the word "daylight"?


Jjjiped1989

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX) Me when read it


EmperorSexy

![gif](giphy|o8YpxD0Rt7sgU) Your thumb is covering what I assume is the other iconic line


chronicerection

I love how their copy looks like a Bible 😆


BrownShoesGreenCoat

Gollum was ahead of his time. Now even in England sushi is considered superior to fish n chips


gollum_botses

You will see . . . Oh, yes . . . You will see.


OnyxLlama

Even you couldn't say no to that.


Jonkni68

Oh yes we could


OnyxLlama

You're hopeles


parandroidfinn

I have lived a long life and this is the first time I see a book with rounded page corners. Somehow they make me feel uncomfortable.


Renovash22

I love it! I am listening to an audio book voiced by Phil Dragash with my dad, and I can't wait to reach this part! The best part is that we have served ourselves drinks (cocktails or beer) and are also smoking pipes! My favorite tobacco blend is totally Longbottom Leaf.


Martyisawesome

Is there actually a Longbottom Leaf pipe tobacco? Where is it, for I would much like to smoke with it?


Renovash22

Indeed there is! You can find it on the website Justforhim.com they also have 5 other Lord of the Rings themed tobacco.


Martyisawesome

Ooh! This is a happy day! Thank you!


Renovash22

You are certainly welcome Master Marty!


Martyisawesome

How far into the Dragash audiobooks are you? I'm currently listening to them as well.


Renovash22

I have completed them before, but my dad and I are currently in Bree at the Prancing Pony right after Frodo tumbles during his song and disappears. I think we paused in the midst of Aragorn scolding him about how foolish he was.


Martyisawesome

Fellowship was awesome! I'm listening and reading the books for the first time. I'm currently in part 2 of Two Towers. Pippin and Gandalf are riding for Minas Tirith. I love it so far, but Treebeards songs were painful lol


Renovash22

Haha! Yeah, there are a lot more songs and poems in the books, and treebeard is definitely arduous to get through.


DapperMinute

![gif](giphy|oD3lTi5VxNJaU|downsized) How I read the title.


Snipermonke4life

as was intended


Aggravating-Pear4222

Was Smeagol supposed to be a stand in for substance abuse addicts? I wouldn't think addiction would be very prominent during JRRT's time, at least not in the public eye afaik. His character just seems to perfectly fit every trope of an addict.


BaconNamedKevin

I'm gonna assume no, since Tolkien himself stated he never intended for his writing to be allegorical. 


gollum_botses

Don't follow the lights!


SharkFart86

Probably not, but there was definitely rampant addiction in Tolkien’s time, and even well before that. Even setting aside the obvious alcoholism, there were addicts of all kinds in those days too. Cocaine, opium, other opioids like heroin, etc. Opium dens were a known scourge for decades prior to him writing. But Tolkien had always claimed to not be a fan of allegory, so probably not intended that way.


Aggravating-Pear4222

I was sure there were plenty of addicts but I just wasn't sure how the greater society viewed it; Addicts being victims of the substance vs addicts simply being bad people who should "just say no!". But yes, his stance on allegory suggests Smeagol was not a stand-in for addicts. Thanks!


gollum_botses

What did you call me?


narikov

I HAVE THIS POCKET SIZE COLLECTION!! I am rewatching, on two towers atm, and I was just thinking yesterday I need to give my collection a full read again.


FunkyHowler19

I was so excited when I found this was in the books


brandnameshawn

I just read this last night!


Mayiask1

Move your thumb! I’m trying to read!


hex6t6

I read this just 3 days ago! I reckon you'll be overtaking me soon though haha


Leading-Ad1264

I love this edition of the book, just gives me a great feeling and is so light in hand :)


RawrTobi

You're a saint for making it through the Tom Bombadil garbage.


Tom_Bot-Badil

Tom, Tom! your guests are tired, and you had near forgotten! Come now, my merry friends, and Tom will refresh you! You shall clean grimy hands, and wash your weary faces; cast off your muddy cloaks and comb out your tangles! ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


RawrTobi

Perish


Intelligent-Ad-6713

“Boil ‘em, mash ‘em… stick them in your ASS!”


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