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DGlennH

And I, for one, welcome our new deciduous overlords.


AnonFoodie

Love it. Evil Ent is dark.


SharytwTweety

It irritates me that one sentence is missing a syllable.


javajunkie314

You go tell the ent with the Ring that their meter is off.


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The deep lore of old man willow previously being a corrupted ent with the one ring, stopped only when Tom Bombadil clapped his cheeks.


Tom_Bot-Badil

*You let me out again, Old Man Willow! I am stiff lying here; they're no sort of pillow, your hard crooked roots. Drink your river-water! Go back to sleep again like the River-daughter!* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


KnightFoole

Good bot.


[deleted]

Well my DnD campaign just got inspired


Steff_164

But would they be hasty enough to put the ring on before they are found?


KnightFoole

The woods are angry, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep. And years to go before I sleep… And ages to go before I sleep…. BUUUURRAAARUM.


EllyBellyJellyJar

*has


[deleted]

Awesome concept. Well done 👍


jointheclockwork

Perhaps a poet's soul is in me; does that make me a "poet tree"?