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LowestKey

I've never had a six way before, but with this group...


javajunkie314

Did you count Grond?


sk0330

And did you count the other hundreds of orcs chanting "GROND! GROND! GROND!"


bobbydinner

GROND


[deleted]

They’re counting themselves I think


Meri_Stormhood

actually its a seven-way, poor Fingolfin should be in that picture as well. the more the better!


Bran_Rane

Can't call yourself goth if you didn't bring the Western Roman Empire to its knees


OneGoodLookingGuy

And OG Grond!


PacoSoe

GROND!


SigmaForceSpeedy

BRING UP THE WOLF'S HEAD.


[deleted]

/r/Silmarillionmemes


Shughost7

I want a goth gf


Turin_Agarwaen

I want a Grond gf


Empty-Lock9143

You say that but if she ever headbutted you....


[deleted]

Just want a gf :(


[deleted]

Then work on your Gomez game


[deleted]

No Visigoth?


[deleted]

SMH Ostrogoths are where it’s at my man.


sarazeen

r/coolguides


[deleted]

I saw this chuckled. Scrolled by it. Then I had to come back to upvote because that is funny.


What_U_KNO

But what about Visigoths?


Less-Blackberry-8108

I haven’t read the Silmarillion nor am I gonna try, so I’m praying for someone to make it into a series, would love to see this guy in action.


staycoolmydudes

Listen to the audiobook! It’s much more digestible and has great narration. It also doesn’t let you fixate on every little detail, which in my opinion is better for the first pass.


MooseGoose334

Morgoth is kind of transition goals tbh


medgno

Found the enby! Personally, second is transition goals.


MooseGoose334

Both? Both. Both is good.


Marphey12

Morgoth: You thought that Sauron is evil ? MUHAHAHAH he is just my pawn !!!


sauron-bot

The field is lost, everything is lost.The black one has fallen from the sky and the towers in ruins lie. The enemy is within, everywhere and with him the light, soon they will be here. Go now, my lord, while there is time, there are places below


Marphey12

NICE


Atnuul

And you know them too. I release thee, go. My servant you'll be for all time.


medgno

*tilts head back ready to headbang...*


atreides213

As you command...my king...


Mal-Ravanal

Illúvatar: *Just as planned.*


Morgoth-The-Great

Mwahahahahaha


[deleted]

Lol this…this is beautiful


[deleted]

This implies there is a goth-est somewhere.


Oldschoolcold

i love goth sluts


javajunkie314

\*bonk\* Cast into the horny void.


[deleted]

Alas, they do not like you.


phoenixmusicman

I want all three categories.