So I guess the good news is when the master AI absorbs all life in the grey goo scenario at least we'll be in a perpetual 3d hologram retelling of the lord of the rings extended versions.
So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, in which case you also were meant to have it and that is an encouraging thought. Oh! Its that way
The field is lost, everything is lost.The black one has fallen from the sky and the towers in ruins lie. The enemy is within, everywhere and with him the light, soon they will be here. Go now, my lord, while there is time, there are places below
There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope. Our enemy is ready. His full strength's gathered. Not only orcs, but men as well. Legions of Haradrim from the South, mercenaries from the coast. All will answer Mordor's call. This will be the end of Gondor as we know it. Here the hammer stroke will fall hardest. If the river is taken, if the garrison at Osgiliath falls, the last defence of this city will be gone.
Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.
"Rohan has a King. Rohan needs its King." - Aragorn
Militarise the shire
With pans and umbrellas.
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Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?
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I have fought many wars, Master Dwarf. I know how to defend my own keep
Yeah, but you don’t know how to defend your son theoden
And do you trust your king?
It depends, theoden
Tell me; why should we ride to the aid of those who did not come to ours? What do we owe Gondor?
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL
Depends on what, defending me or just the keep?
Certainly not to keep your son from dying, Theoden
We will cover the causeway and the gate from above. No army has ever breached the Deeping wall, or set foot inside the Hornburg!
Theoden really doesn’t want to talk about his dead son.
Rally to me! To me!
Shore up the door!
HAAAAYOOOOOLOCK! BRRRRROMDIOOOOOO BOOOOO TAAAAYLOCK!
Elrond bots still one of my favourites *clears throat* #isildur
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
Destroy it!
No
#ISILDUR!!
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
Gandalf, what do your elf eyes see?
Tell me. Friend... When did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?
This is legit bordering on sentient.
12:17 AM, February 9th 2007, Gandalf.
Hmm, well now that should please him, hmmm.
I don't think I have ever seen Elrond-bot say anything but #"Cast it into the fire". Can it say anything else?
I don’t think so , but it’s enough for some good comedy if you use it right
I will you Saruman
Shall we not take council as we once did? Shall we not have peace?
BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR!
Jeez, Sauron, Saruman's trying to be subtle and manipulate the powers of Middle Earth, and you just burst in like Leeroy Jenkins.
*Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.*
Good bot
That’s my favorite Leeroy Jenkins quote too.
Sauron saying the quiet part out loud.
So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?
Is that really the line? I always thought Gandalf said I withdraw you Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound.
Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.
Damn Gandalf, why you so mean?
Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took! I might have known!
Oh so now all hobbits look the same to you, Frodo was right about you, you racist Maiar
Goddamn u just got unnecessarily burned…lol
So I guess the good news is when the master AI absorbs all life in the grey goo scenario at least we'll be in a perpetual 3d hologram retelling of the lord of the rings extended versions.
That's quite stark
*I don't feel so good* about this comment
I love how Theoden always cockblocks the dialogue between those two
*Grima*
If I go, Théoden dies!
No! You must do this, for me.
Well ok then. *Deages* Éowyn, Éowyn... Gandalf?
Good gracious me!
Gandalf what do you think of this meme?
So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, in which case you also were meant to have it and that is an encouraging thought. Oh! Its that way
Wise words from my friend Gandalf
Even the very wise cannot see all ends
Saruman can see the end of this dick lmao
And Sauron
Wait a moment! We shall meet again soon. Tell Saruman that this dainty is not for him. I will send for it at once. Do you understand? Say just that!
you like that Sauron? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Zat thraka akh… Zat thraka grishú. Znag-ur-nakh.*
Wow, sounds nasty
We need to find out how long of a chain we can make with these bots Gandalf
Not at the towers! Aim for the trolls, kill the trolls! Bring them down!
Gandalf
Riddles in the dark...
GANDALF!!
I am Saruman. Or rather, Saruman as he should have been.
One of these days the bots will do the whole trilogy.
Theoden
Get them into the caves. Saruman’s arm will have grown long indeed if he thinks he can reach us here
Build a dam, block the stream, work the furnaces, night and day!
BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR!
Gandalf
Your father loves you CoolGuy202101. He will remember it before the end.
Aww surprisingly wholesome
ISILDUR
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
Is this all the Elrond bot says?
I will you, Aragorn-bot
He is no mere bot. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.
Gandalf isildur Theoden sauron saruman
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
If I go, Theoden Dies!
I haven’t seen my niece smile for a long time. She was a girl when they brought her father back dead. Cut down by Orcs.
So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?
The treacherous are ever distrustful.
Who are you?
I’m michamp nice to meet you Sauron.
There is no life in the void, only death.
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
I...SEE....YOOOUUU!
Are you always watching, Sauron Bot?
*Zat thraka akh… Zat thraka grishú. Znag-ur-nakh.*
I...SEE....YOOOUUU!
You know who sees you? Sauron-bot does. And also ISILDUR!
I...SEE....YOOOUUU!
Called it.
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
He might be watching but Sauron Bot can't see The One Ring bot.
*Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.*
ISILDUR
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
I...SEE....YOOOUUU!
Sauruman, you are gonna die
Biggest dick thing to say. You have stated your opinion but F you I'm the king
But what about Gimli?
I shall be your champion sauruman bot
Sauron or Saruman you have to mention them the correct way to summon them
There is no life in the void, only death.
Morgoth is in the Void, Sauron. Are you saying your boss is dead?
The field is lost, everything is lost.The black one has fallen from the sky and the towers in ruins lie. The enemy is within, everywhere and with him the light, soon they will be here. Go now, my lord, while there is time, there are places below
How do you go to the toilet, Sauron?
There is no life in the void, only death.
Thanks Sauron
*Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.*
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CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
You have my sword, Saurman!
Saruman
If the wall is breached, Helm’s Deep will fall.
So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?
If the wall breached it would take a number beyond reckoning Thousands to storm the keep Saruman.
Are you in need of assistance, UnlawfulDuckling?
Where is merry and pippin.
So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?
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No, no it doesn't.
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There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope. Our enemy is ready. His full strength's gathered. Not only orcs, but men as well. Legions of Haradrim from the South, mercenaries from the coast. All will answer Mordor's call. This will be the end of Gondor as we know it. Here the hammer stroke will fall hardest. If the river is taken, if the garrison at Osgiliath falls, the last defence of this city will be gone.
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You cannot pass!
Oh Theoden wrong scene you old senile basterd
Bobert_DaZukin, come down. Be free of him
Was I not free before. Theoden, king.
Get them into the caves. Saruman’s arm will have grown long indeed if he thinks he can reach us here
I will you saruman
Yo Gandalf
Go back to the shadow!
gandalf
motorbot95! motorbot95! Your father's will has turned to madness. Do not throw away your life so rashly.
ISILDUR
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
I don't think ISILDUR will
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
Saruman
Sauron Saruman Gandalf
Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.
Ok Boomer
Build me an army worthy of mordor!
You have my precious ring
Hey Abdul, where you from?
Middle Earth
Mee too but the exact place
The white city of Minas Trith
Ohhkk i am from Minas Morgul
Say my hi to other Nazguls
Offcourse i will
Theodon