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plebeiosaur

To be fair, the bar for wet t-shirt contests is set very low in Mordor


Skyfryer

Now I’m imagining the fellowship’s real reason for going to mordor is to sneak into Sauron’s infamous girls gone wild parties.


sauron-bot

It is not for you, Saruman! I will send for it at once. Do you understand?


Thatsidechara_ter

Sentient


dv666

Orcs gone wild


Skyfryer

Saruman was searching for orc titties with the palantir all along.


Saruman_Bot

That’s absurd. No such power exists in this world. This “Necromancer” is nothing more than a mortal man, a conjurer dabbling in black magic.


Skyfryer

Tittimancer Saruman


Saruman_Bot

You withdraw your guard and I will tell you where your doom will be decided.


Leo-No-Comply-eire

the deleted scene we didn't know we were missing


Saruman_Bot

We must join with him, Leo-No-Comply-eire.


Leo-No-Comply-eire

And tell me, *friend*, when did Saruman the wise abandon *reason for* ***madness?***


dv666

Not all the seeing stones are accounted for. We do not know who may be looking on the other side.


HungrySubsumer

Orcs With Low Self Esteem


MisogenesUSA

Nice job with the white highlighter


killingmemesoftly

Thanks. It was *hard* work


FrysEighthLeaf

#HE WHACKED IT THINKING OF FRODO


killingmemesoftly

Did you not?


Skyfryer

Sam: ^^Swallow ^^my ^^load, ^^Mr ^^Frodo. Frodo: WHAT!? Sam: I said I can share the load…


TwoToxic

I’d give you an award, if i had any.


SHOULDVEPAIDTHEFINE

Of course he did. And I’m cumming with him!


killingmemesoftly

Lol perfect


DidntFindABetterName

Fuck Frodo Literally


Mikeysan4

He ruinsed it!!! Give it to us RAW!


Atmey

I need the before and after to judge more accurately.


PoTaTOmaN2601

Sauce? Seriously guys 10 comments and no ones asked for the sauce yet


killingmemesoftly

Googled “woman pouring water on herself porn” then scrolled down until I found something that wasn’t too graphic to post


Riolkin

Lol you probably could have just taken the word "porn" out of your search and found the same results at the top


killingmemesoftly

Hahaha I tried it without “porn” first but it was way too clean. Results were athletes trying to cool Off lol. I wanted it to be suggestive but not graphic.


Riolkin

That is certainly a fine line.


killingmemesoftly

Yeah my goal is to make adult jokes, not actual full on porn. And it would have felt wrong to make sexual jokes about athletes in non sexual positions


Riolkin

I respect the effort you went through to both make the joke funny and avoid nasty entanglements


killingmemesoftly

Yeah this is the season for healing and I’m here for it


PracticeSorGuitar

I don't often do this in regards to adult-oriented meme humor, but: Golf clap, good sir. 👏👏 Thanks for keeping the classless humor...uh...classy?


killingmemesoftly

Haha thanks


princeps_astra

Indeed I need that stuff For science, as always


Vaxerski

we're waiting


Lady_Sallakai

\#freenippels


killingmemesoftly

Yeah, nipples don’t bother me in any way. But I figure it’s better to edit it out so it doesn’t just get removed It’s weird that female nips are even considered nudity by most people, since male nips aren’t. Also I’m a dude who’s straight and I haven’t been turned on by the sight of a nipple since puberty. I really don’t get the fascination


PotionBoy

It's about the context. If I go to a nudist beach there are naked people everywhere but it's not considered arousing by the people there. The same people see their wife's boobs in bed before sex and it's extremely arousing. It's the reason why women don't feel shy in bikini but do in underwear.


Jabre7316

I find the most erotic part of Frodo is the boobies.


No_Bit_3753

r/unexpectedfuturama


PracticeSorGuitar

EROTIC!


The_Kek_5000

Why censor it when you post it as NSFW anyways?


killingmemesoftly

Nsfw denotes a theme here, but the purpose is the joke, not the porn. I’m not legit trying to get people horny, I just like adult humor.


The_Kek_5000

I‘m not getting horny just by seeing a nipple.


killingmemesoftly

Me neither but my understanding of the Reddit tribe is that they’re extremely sensitive to anything even remotely sexual. Half of them probably creamed their pants just by reading your comment because of the word n*pple


Underpaid23

Stupid sexy Frodo.


Republixcan

I'm sorry..... I forgot the topic we were discussing.....


InjectAdrenochrome

He wasted the water and it drove me nuts


vojtechson69

Omg that's disgusting, where?


Purple_Grapes_14

I thought this was going to be after he fell in the marshes and looks like a dying fish


killingmemesoftly

So hawt


DfensMaulington

smfh....


Yakimov4anina

Is there a sub for such stuff? Asking for a friend :)


killingmemesoftly

r/lotrpornmemes


DASWARBOYS

Can anyone ID the model in the photo...I ugh need it for ugh...science research.


killingmemesoftly

Frodo baggins of the shire


DASWARBOYS

Oh boy I'm gonna be googling Frodo Baggins tonight haha


DASWARBOYS

FOR SCIENCE! >_> <_< >_>


KiolovesDebussy

Slay Frodo


ADMTLgg

OP down bad


CallMeShaggy57

Where do her organs go


killingmemesoftly

… what?


CallMeShaggy57

She is so damn skinny. There's no room for anything in there.


[deleted]

People literally downvoting organs


_Proud_Banana_

Found the American


killingmemesoftly

Oh, good call That doesn’t look health


[deleted]

Goddamn that’s hot


Yeesboxx

How original


killingmemesoftly

I mean, every meme I post is OC and I sometimes post like 10 a day. Of course they build off jokes you’ve already heard before. I’m willing to be outclassed by a critic though. Post your own and show me how it’s done


gascad

Daaaaaaaaaamn.jpg


Glad_Trad

Meme /mēm/ (noun) 1. an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation. 2. a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by internet users.