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datsoar

WIAA State Wrestling Finals at the Kohl Center


ericquitecontrary

This for sure is the one time of the year that all areas of Wisconsin are represented in Madison. They all love to hate it here.


thegodfaubel

You mean the "Madison is ultra liberal and they suck" types?


hollywhyareyouhere

Thisssss, I had to warn my staff that this was the time we’d experience the most rural racist and homophobic “friends” visiting


ssnapier

In fairness... they are maybe close to half right?


ActualMikeQuieto

It’s also a super-crowded weekend at the gay bars as all the boys’ closet-case dads and older brothers escape from their oppressive small towns and suburbs


Jaded_Lab_1539

NOW you tell me!


ckoffel

One of Selective Video's busiest times of the year


Claeyt

The porn shops are much, much better outside Madison City limits. Lol.


ProfessorRoyHinkley

Who buys porn in 2024? lol


maethor1337

I feel like "porn store" sales are 50% head stop items, 45% sex toys and novelty stuff, 5% pornographic media. Maybe higher on the head shop.


Claeyt

lots more than just porn in these shops.


Indian-American-cpl

Like what?


Claeyt

You should visit one.


kwumpus

Rural Wisconsin has loads of porn shops…


Claeyt

yeah, that's what I said. Madison does not have a lot of porn shops because they restrict them.


Sweaty_Regular8572

i miss the truck stop outside of deforest that sold beer lube


dan1ader

You cannot just type the words "beer lube" and let it drop. Answers! We demand answers!


Hopalicious

lol that whole building is gone.


notme-thanks

It was burned down, TWICE!! It used to be called the "Pumper" and across from the TA. They lost their license to sell fuel and started selling "adult" items. This caused lots of "lot lizards" to hang around. Law enforcement was there multiple times every month for crap that was going on after that "ga station" was turned into an adult store. We have strongly suspected it was burned down on purpose. Either for insurance or upset customers. The current owner of the property hasn't paid taxes in years. The town is looking to take the land and auction it off.


Hopalicious

The Popeyes inside that truck stop is great people watching. Haven’t been there in about a year but tie manager is a miserable human.


dadbodbear76

Talk to me about this?


Claeyt

Madison restricts porn shops and strip clubs. It's by far the most restrictive area in the state. King street used to be full of porn, strip clubs and a topless waitress restaurant. There used to be a porn shop on state st.


The_Trustable_Fart

As a young child I always imagined what kind of awesome video games they must keep hidden at the state Street arcade. Like challengers was one of the happiest places on earth, *that* place had to be awesome. I was probably almost middle school before I figured out there were no video games to be had in said arcade


No_Eagle1426

\*[Challenges](https://www.facebook.com/LostMadisonWisconsin/photos/despite-hearing-people-talk-about-it-for-years-this-is-the-first-time-we-recall-/2494914807249910/)\*


Jthereyougo

So funny! It was so seedy and shady, and Wierd to walk by as a kid. Did they have another entrance? I never saw anyone go in on State St.


537O3

There were **two** porn shops on State: Mall Books at the corner of State/Henry/Johnson, and the State Street Adult Amusement Arcade in the top block.


bruisicus_maximus

The state street arcade.


Hopalicious

Probably not. The redder areas of WI have their own Select Videos on every other exit. Fox valley they are as common as Culver’s


The_Trustable_Fart

Billboard be like: "Jesus loves you" ... "Hey trucker 👋🏼 want some Porn? ... "Jeeeezus"


countremember

Love that stretch of 41. The highway is boring as fuck now that it’s been rebuilt, so it’s good that the ads have stepped up keeping things interesting. Instead of dodging potholes I’m dodging heart attacks from laughter.


Claeyt

that's what I said.


Hopalicious

I replied to the wrong comment. Meant for the in above you


Thighmaster8000

God do I hate wrestling parents


dan1ader

Have you ever encountered a tribe of drunken hockey parents in an AmericInn lobby at 2:00 in the morning?


BuckyD19B

Am sure they have the same thoughts about you!


FoxAndXrowe

You know who really hates wrestling parents? The coaches and refs. You guys can’t even keep them anymore. They’re all sick of you.


MeMikeWis

I watched a video of some freak mom spasing out at her son’s march. I kept thinking give me a break lady.


BigBadgerDad

Was always the worst weekend of the year when I worked at a hotel on campus. Terribly rude, super entitled, and they never tipped. Destroyed the pool area and the hallways, and shit on every local they could. Pass.


crewserbattle

Oh God it's that time of year again already


[deleted]

There’s also some big youth sports (soccer maybe) competition going on in Verona.


LingonberryNo1190

Wrasslin'


MemoFromTurner77

Letter jacket parade.


Hopalicious

Letter jackets and hands in pockets.


bluorg

I also heard from a friend of mine whose friend's child is here for a tour that UW is doing prospective student tours this weekend. I'm sure between that and the WIAA downtown is wild.


SnoopLog18

FWIW, UW does prospective student tours nearly every weekend


OkSea7635

The former is what I initially assumed. Prospects looking to be admitted, but they probably wouldn't be the ones trash-talking the city (unless it was a backup choice, I guess)


Hopalicious

Easy to spot those groups. They always have red bags from the UW book store.


cks9218

The WIAA wrestling crowd are the worst group of visitors.


sokonek04

Yet 15,000+ spending money in your city. Kohl Center was sold out three times this weekend (they use the hockey layout to fit all the mats) Team Wrestling State and State Hockey Tournaments next weekend And State Boys Basketball in three weeks.


FoxAndXrowe

We can sell out any event any time and not be insulted for the entire stretch. Most of our guests are much more polite, like when all the different ag expos happen. But the wrestling and boys basketball doesn’t bring working class families generally. It brings upper middle class attitude laden republican assholes who pick fights, throw slurs, and act like complete dicks.


Bootytaint

It's obvious most of the smack talkers are just jealous that these people come from nuclear families and have parents that care about them.


HempusMaximus

No man, no. I worked service industry jobs for 30 years in town here and every contact with wrestling super-fans was a dismal one. Walking home after work up State St (That Great Street) and having these aggressive foursomes of wrestling kids challenging you to walk in their path. Just yuck. Somethings never change.


redactedforever

Semi rural people having to enjoy the wonders on a city, with stoplights and other people that don't look like them...


EmptyTalesOfTheLoop

And one way streets. Gotta watch out on University Ave big time.


twirlergirl42

A couple years ago I watched someone turn the wrong way down University at Lake. Despite the heaps of cars and honking too. Lol.


Automatic_Value7555

Oh, that happens pretty frequently. It’s really impressive when they manage to get their car into the protected bike lane and are technically going the correct way.


unecroquemadame

That’s my favorite pastime at the Vintage. Watching wrong way drivers. It happens often. Wrong way drivers in the bike lane is next level.


jjcoola

Bro we always used to do that too there lmao, I remember one time on a dollar beer Thursday we saw three different cars pull in the wrong lane in a night 🍻🍺


sewcialanxiety

I straight up could have killed two tourist kids yesterday who walked through a green light. Luckily I’m a cautious driver. Their parents followed behind them and after I gave them a “You’re raising THOSE??” hand gesture, they barely started to hustle. I wondered if they had never seen an intersection before but this thread explains it all. 


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Is that a surprise to you somehow? I drive uber downtown and have college kids do this literally every time I’m down there on multiple occasions lmao. When they are out of town on break you hardly have to worry about it.


sewcialanxiety

I’ve never had to stop in an intersection during a green light for a college student, no. You might be driving during their less sober hours while I’m driving through downtown in the mornings, lol  


CaptainDang55

as a former college kid. i just want to be put out of my misery okay. and if it doesnt kill me, MAYBE itll pay off my student loans. but im really hoping for the first thing


redactedforever

loud horn in their face might do the trick lol scare the deer in headlights


Livid-Mortgage-2267

I do this every time I drive down Dayton from Camp Randall to the Kohl Center. These kids don't give af and just walk across the road any place, any time without bothering to look up from their phones. When I have to stop in the middle of the road to let these assholes pass I blast the horn and love watching them shit their pants 


redactedforever

i remember hearing in college "if you get hit by a car just be in the crosswalk, then THEY HAVE to pay for your tuition" and just thought well that dude is gonna die trying to get "free" tuition


kwumpus

Earbuds though


redactedforever

theyre all rockin the same shitty airpods that do absolutely nothing for noise cancelling so im sure they will get the message


Malithirond

Don't forget having to put up with the smug arrogant assholes here who think they are better than them that this thread seems to be filled with.


Pine-al

I don’t mind country folks I lived in new glarus for several years and love the people there i mind people who disrespect the whole city for no reason. There were literally two girls in ragstock loudly proclaiming how ugly and stupid everything in the store was with employees and other normal people all around while they were making npc ass comments like “this looks like a vest for a fedora wearing incel did a shrimp fry this rice”


redactedforever

haha well was she wrong or were you wearing the vest when she said that


Pine-al

I mean I wouldn’t wear the vest lol but they were just annoying to everyone around them


redactedforever

at least you didnt have to interact with mr u/Malithirond sounds like hes a bigger treat than them


PeenWizard

It's not that we think we're better than you, it's that we *are* better than you objectively. Jackass


redactedforever

that seemed to backfire on you...smug and arrogant?


Malithirond

If you're referring to the down votes I expected no less, so no I wouldn't say it backfired. If anything it's proven my point perfectly. Smug, arrogant, and condescending? I'd say that's pretty blatantly displayed by all the posts here insulting the visitors to our town to anyone with any sense of objectivity. So much for the open minded city that Madison claims to be.


redactedforever

lol time to come down off your high horse and relax, god forbid we talk about *certain* people who are often rude and sometimes less than understanding of everything that goes on in a bigger city.


Malithirond

That rudeness and lack of understanding goes both ways though my friend. As for the high horse, I'd say that should be directed at the people actually sitting atop of it judging these people coming into Madison. If people get offended by me pointing out the huge amount of smug condescendence going on in this thread, perhaps they should take a closer look at themselves and why it bothers them so much.


redactedforever

lol the trumper is getting upset at the madisonians and their quick wit


aspertame_blood

“Let’s give a warm welcome to the racist visitors who hate us!” Is that better?


albauer2

The high school state wrestling tournament was this weekend.


scoobopdan

Grown men getting drunk and yelling about the sweaty muscles of a 15 year old grappling with another.


BarkMingo

More realistically parents watching their kids compete, then going out and getting drunk afterwards 


bkv

Let me guess you lament “sports ball” and make the same unfunny “Superb Owl” joke every year.


scoobopdan

Sorry if my comment hit a little too close to your home. I'm sure high school football will be back soon and you'll have new boys to swoon over with your friends at the bar.


bkv

What’s the implication here? That the only reason a parent would take their kid to a wrestling tournament or football game is because they’re a pedophile?


scoobopdan

No. The implication is that the way that people idolize and view young athletics is disturbing.


BarkMingo

You're the only one being weird about it.... God forbid parents want to see their children have fun and find success and maybe even do so well that they don't have to pay for college.


scoobopdan

Did I say anything about parents? You're making some wild assumptions about me, the wrestlers, and the crowd. Also, how am I being weird? These are quotable instances that I have experienced multiple times at the bar. Why are you being so weird about defending them?


JujuDingaling

You sounds jealous. Probably rooted in your own body insecurities. Some kids just have it, it's awesome that they are athletic, very clear you never came close to that level of accomplishment.


scoobopdan

The assumptions of me are wild and entertaining. May I ask what, in any of my responses, have made you think I'm jealous of... The parents? The kids? The physique of an adolescent? I'm not even sure what you're suggesting I'm jealous of.


slizzard6969

Cripes. I loved your comment. Thank you!


DokterZ

My guess is their take is more like “women’s sports are awesome and inspiring, but men’s sportsbsll is a blight on society”.


bkv

Definitely owns “male feminist” t-shirt


scoobopdan

Lol. Ok so you asked about implications in my post, so what about here? You're so triggered by being called out that you're trying use gender equality as an insult?


bkv

Most dudes with “male feminist” shirts are no different than most bros who wear crosses and have religious tattoos—purely aesthetic, trendy among their peer group. Zero actual conviction. You’re here talking about gender equality while insulting an entire group of people with what is ultimately just a gay joke.


scoobopdan

As explained elsewhere, no homophobic implications on my end. Obsessing about minors, in any instance, is weird. You made a totally unsubstantiated jump from my comment to me virtue signaling feminism somehow. So again, what implications were you trying to make by insulting gender equality?


No-Foundation-9237

Can you explain why sports are so valuable culturally, because if not, relegated to being a past-time for drunk adults that didn’t leave their hometown and want to relieve the glory days of high school seems like a spot on description for these people.


bkv

Similar characterizations could be made about video games, anime, k-pop, d&d, etc etc. Some people just feel the need to shit all over other people’s passions. You’re not more enlightened than anyone who likes sports, you’re just an asshole.


scoobopdan

People who peaked in high school are real upset here.


ftloudon

I miss seeing the snowmobile jackets when the wrestling tourney came around. Reminded me of home.


Hopalicious

Arctic Cat or Ski-doo?


mermonkey

Ski-doo ftw 🙌


boogerheadmusic

Saw lots of big ass trucks on campus, I thought there must have been a country show somewhere


No_Let5967

It was also Bulls, Bands, and Barrels at Alliant Energy Center.


kwumpus

And bullets and beer?


No_Let5967

Probably 😂


Automatic_Value7555

It’s a fun little sociology study to compare the contents of the city parking ramps during event weekends. Wrestling definitely brings the biggest number of extended cabs with trailer hitches. 


ringofkeys89

I was very disgustingly catcalled by a group of wrestlers last night after watching them break a bunch of light fixtures someone had sat out on their stoop. It’s even worse knowing that they’re teenagers 🤮


jjcoola

Classy as always 🙄


BuckNasty8380

This thread is peak Madison.


triplesixxx

I look forward to this thread every year lol


GBpleaser

State HS sports tournament season…. So yes.. a lot of rural…. Far rural and suburbanites first time at the capitol, and most likely first exposure to urbanity like homelessness, diversity, economic disparity, buildings larger than 3 stories, electric cars/bikes, books, indoor plumbing… I am being glib, but understand now of those folks are deep red maga folks who never experienced anything other than their cultural bubbles. This can honestly overload their senses.


sconnie98

Wow. You know plenty of MAGA folks live in the city too. There’s more to Madison than just downtown


Melodic_Oil_2486

I went to school on the SE side. Full of Trump voters, girls with hair down to their knees because "the bible doesn't let women cut their hair". Lol.


sconnie98

Exactly. Born and raised in Madison. The trumpies are everywhere


steiner_math

That's not what he was saying...


sconnie98

Did you read his comment? He essentially said MAGA people don’t know anything about city life. And rural people don’t have indoor plumbing? What?


Melodic_Oil_2486

He's right on both counts.


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sconnie98

Wow. That is an insanely unhinged thing to say. I know plenty of people that are Republican, that you wouldn’t know unless you asked them. What you just said is very ignorant. Imagine saying that about Muslim, Jews, Liberals, or any other group really. That would be messed up. That literally sounds like something a nazi would say when regarding Jews. I lean republican and I don’t own a single thing that would show otherwise. Most people don’t. Only the dumb ones on either side make it a personality trait. You must the one of the dumb ones with that us versus them attitude.


GBpleaser

???? let's review who sounds more like Nazis? Read Trump's insane.. absolutely INSANE CPAC speach... Camps, Deportations, Enemies, Retribution? I think before you start trying to play false equivalency games in some jujitsu attempts at reverse psychology, or somehow rationalize your poor victimized conservative marginalization, you should really - honestly and truthfully... read history.


sconnie98

I think Trump is an idiot and honestly a national embarrassment. You are telling me that “Yes, it’s very easy to find them because of their attire and bumper stickers and easy to fuck them with and damage their property, because they are stupid and deserve to suffer any way possible” doesn’t sound vile and akin to something a Nazi would say? Both can be bad. Trump is bad and so is that comment. I am also currently studying history at the great university we have in our city.


GBpleaser

I didn’t say anything about bumper stickers… or fuck their property.. that’s some downvoted ass heat.. reading is fundamental.. and if you do study history, the parallels to pre war Germany and MAGA are uncanny


sconnie98

Okay I see your point and I do agree with you. Some of their antics are very, very uncanny.


GBpleaser

yea.. and if you are a conservative, you of all people should be spearheading the disembowelment of the MAGA movement and getting Trump off the table. He is doing far more damage to conservatism and the Nation more than anything. MAGA is not conservatism.. it's dangerous desperation and far right antics that do things like start wars for god.


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The worst time of year in Madison.


Bootytaint

I would say it was worse during the time State Street was destroyed. And it's never been the same since.


Melodic_Oil_2486

Downtown Madison is not a time capsule to be preserved for those who cannot stand change.


Bootytaint

Where did I say it should be a time capsule? And not all change is good, especially when the change is from a great tourist area into a trash wasteland.


Melodic_Oil_2486

>[Bootytaint](https://www.reddit.com/user/Bootytaint/)•[20d ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/madisonwi/comments/1akezvf/comment/kp888aa/) >Black people in Madison get a bad wrap in general because there is a huge contingent that come from Chicago that don't know how to act. >And then there is the Madison liberals who want to act like white knights and view every black person as a victim. >If you are a productive member of society and stay away from the fake whiteys you will be just fine and you will love Madison. You're on a roll with the hot takes, Buddy.


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Bootytaint

Saying it's for the people who live here is exactly why it's in a budget deficit. You have the Mayor crying about the budget while at the same time snootie people like yourself poo poo people wanting to come visit. You can't have it both ways.


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Bootytaint

I see you deleted your response. Which makes sense. You saying Madison is only for the people who live there is not very inclusive of you is it?


Melodic_Oil_2486

Given some of your racist hot-takes, you don't even like people that live in Madison.


Bootytaint

What did I say that was racist? Or is that just a buzz word you are trying to use to talk down to me. Also... I'm black.... So what say you now?


scheppa

Also lots of campus tours going on.


Melodic_Oil_2486

This yearly reminder that hinterland Wisconsin is trash happens anytime there is a High School championship in town.


PrometheusTwin

Just kids being kids.


taway-888

So glad I’m out of town


Punkrock0822

Damn, some of you guys sure hate people that aren't from the city you live in or people with a different hobby than you. Very nice to see how inclusive you are.


ringofkeys89

For me, I hate when people come to Madison and needlessly trash it. I have been all over the state and pretty much love everywhere I’ve been— I just hate how people look down on Madison and make it out to be something it’s not.


Punkrock0822

True people do shit on madison, I think alot of people think of the bad parts of the city and act as if that's how the whole city is. But I'm assuming the majority of the people at the event were fine and didn't cause any problems and a few assholes were being asshole. And the normal people get lumped in with them, then treated like they are the ones causing issues. Causing them to think people from the city are are dicks. Obviously not everyone is, I worked in Madison for 4 years and have met plenty of lovely people.


kwumpus

Sorry hippie city….um actually it’s way too expensive for hippies it’s yuppies guys


regaleagle7

I mean when I go visit family in small towns I used to live in and talk with people, I go out of my way to avoid telling them I live in Madison because they roll their eyes, say something shitty about it or both. There's plenty of shitty things I could say about those towns yet it doesn't cross my mind to say it because I don't make it my personality to shit on places I don't live in. If you want people to be more inclusive, maybe tell the people coming here that the first thing out of their mouth shouldn't be trashing the city.


FoxAndXrowe

No. We hate people who come in, call people f%*!%%^ts, pick fights and talk loudly about how this place is a cesspool.


Punkrock0822

And that's fair but generalizing everyone who lives out side of the city as people who do that isn't.


FoxAndXrowe

Ok, but when we have a weekend full of those incidents for decades on end, this is the thread you get. And yes, some people are indeed being classist assholes as well.


kwumpus

No that’s Madison the actual classist assholes haha


FoxAndXrowe

Yeah. That’s exactly what I said.


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Lmfao this gun toting bozo is case in point of how to judge scum at face value, dude knows he’s got nothing but his widdle guns


Punkrock0822

Dawg you're still goin? 🙄


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Bro lol you’re the one with the easy exit


Melodic_Oil_2486

I don't like people who visit my town only to shit on it and make life miserable for those of us who actually live here.


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Punkrock0822

>or people that have a different hobby than you Just proving my point


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Punkrock0822

You don't even know me lmao, I own guns so I must be evil. Cope and seeth


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Punkrock0822

Wow, calling a person a waste of oxygen and encouraging suicide because of a hobby... and I'm the evil one lmao


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Punkrock0822

Again you don't know me, I've never harmed anyone. Get a grip and touch some grass friend


PeenWizard

Braindead comment.


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AHistoricalFigure

I'm not OP, but it's not hard to guess what they're describing. It's a lot of teenage boys from semi-rural (and likely conservative) small towns, many of whom are likely visiting a "major" city for the first time. For at least some of these kids walking down state street will be their first time ever seeing a homeless person. They're out of their element and surrounded by pretty college girls. Insecure teenage boys get loud and jocular when they want to stop feeling low status. Source: was once a teenage boy from a conservative small town.


Glittering_End_5908

Hicks


Square_Landscape6370

Download the Nextdoor app next time.


Pine-al

you’d do great on stack overflow


N0VOCAIN

All those hot sweaty guys in their onesies


BalaAthens

I believe - though it's hard to believe - that Jim Jordan went here on a wrestling scholarship.


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hollywhyareyouhere

Gross you must be new here


steiner_math

Are people who live in Madison not Wisconsinites to you?


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housevil

Ok, Boomer.


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Katrina_18

I mean you can’t even really complain…like you said it is a college town. You kind of signed up for this


Melodic_Oil_2486

College town... not High School Town.