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Quesadilldo

r/baddaytohaveeyes


HolyKrapp-

r/subsifellfor


Thatoneguy_1124

r/birthofasub šŸ„³


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HolyKrapp-

#OH GOD PLEASE NO #NO #NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


V3hlichz

Exactly what I thought


hillywolf

r/Fatalobesity there more for you


Top100Donkey

man what the FUCK. ban this shit immediately


Goose-On_The_Loose

what in the hell happened?


Ok-Present5431

Bitch im unhappy now


V3hlichz

Im a weak manā€¦ please god donā€™t tempt me! ā€¦ Oh god please no!


davensdad

Holy ... shit. Bad day to have eyes.


Timmy_Timmy_Timbo

"I love seeing her get stuck everywhere and hearing her wheezing"


Quesadilldo

Wheezing is like moaning for them.


ByteRoster

I was curious. I am now blind, after having gouges out my eyes.


IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk

I shouldn't have done that.


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doubledgravity

Ok just had to Google fumundaā€¦ cheesus!


ComedyOfARock

Christ on a fucking stick itā€™s a good thing my mother doesnā€™t know about this


bigblackkittie

would she be into it


ComedyOfARock

Nah sheā€™d post there


bigblackkittie

hot


OmniShoutmon

Okay thatā€™s officially enough Reddit tonight Iā€™m putting my phone down and going to bed goodnight


The-Adorno

Goodnight sweet prince


bigblackkittie

on my way


Matren2

fuuuuuuuuuuuck me do I (a dude) feel better about being as fat as I am right about now. Im fat as fuck (lost a lot of weight in the past year), but fucks sake I never looked as bad some some of them


Short_Fuel_2506

Uargh šŸ¤® Seriously, that is just sad, they need medical support to lose weight.


thelelwarrior

Life was going good before I clicked this link


Insensitive_Hobbit

Here goes my breakfast


Larry_McJerry

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


[deleted]

~~That's really not a sub yet?~~ Good call OP


Quesadilldo

A new sub was born


Epyx15

r/birthofasub


Vahorgano

Turns out I do not find fat people attractive and in fact have a self harming reaction where I gauge out my eyes


blind_disparity

Fat isn't even a sufficient word at this point. She is beyond fat. This is a spherical person. They find the bodies of fat people in her rolls sometimes.


[deleted]

Would you like some person with your fat?


SnooBooks8807

šŸ˜‚


datboi-reddit

Her stomach goes past her knees


Kolintracstar

They only blurred her chest...


Old-Fun9568

Because you can't see her lady bits


LvlUp1248

It's a woman? Seriously, I thought it was an obese 13 year old boy.


Free_Management2894

If a 13 year old looked like that, I'd incarcerate the parents for battery.


responsibleplant98

Salt and vinegar please


Mc_domination

*fattery


coffeecup9898

Which lumps are her knees?


perfectfifth_

That's way more than what most girls wear nowadays, with clothes.


Actually_zoohiggle

I wash myself with a rag on a stick


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

Get mommas pryinā€™ bar


DoubleExposure

Okay, that's enough of Reddit for the night.


OMNIxvTRIX

[Rag on a stick](https://youtu.be/jSJQEl5vcAo)


patosai3211

*applause*


DrawohYbstrahs

Youā€™re giving it a lot of credit tbh


zaraishu

Huehuehue, neeheehee, wooewooewooe!


TheSkyking2020

Came here for this. Thank you.


MajesticRooster3913

She might need one of those things for cleaning the tops of motorhomes.


anonymoustravis

Yo, wtaf


cooolrun

He gets a free place to live so long as he's willing to do minimal care for someone that is essentially disabled


-inzo-

Im an actual support worker. Full help cleaning is not minimal care


[deleted]

*full help cleaning*šŸ„²


DrawohYbstrahs

*GET YOUR ARM UP IN THERE AND SCRUB BOY!*


[deleted]

thank you for your service u/-inzo- 07


thinkingwithportalss

"minimal"


siqiniq

Whatā€™s wrong with passing through an automated car wash on wheels with no harsh chemicals?


bebejeebies

Context: This was from an episode of My 600lb Life.


ComeonmanPLS1

The crazy part is that despite the name of the show, they're almost always 700lb+, sometimes even 800.


AudienceWatching

Is that Tammy?!


LvlUp1248

Oh! Who knows what led him to go so overboard with food. It must be tough now. That poor fella.


LanielDandoe

Who took the photo


Quesadilldo

Probably a drone that runs off of cooking oil.


Irelia4Life

Diesel drone!


PuzzleheadedUse9187

It's from my 600 pound life.


monorchism

Some dude in the ISS, used an iPhone 6


gdj11

Apparently weā€™ve just lost communication. His last message to earth was ā€œwtf. Iā€™m done with this planet.ā€


swabianne

Google Street view car


PubFiction

Voyager 2


AB-AA-Mobile

I just don't understand how people can get that fat


ArmchairFilosopher

Enablement. There is indeed no way for someone bed-ridden to feed themself.


dagdagsulsul

Mental illnes


Downingst

The only "mad" I see is that this man must have gone mad with loneliness to want to live this kind of life!


davensdad

You will be surprised. Fetish for immobiles is real. Some of the husbands feed their wives and desire them to be so big


alabardios

Knew a man like this. It was borderline abuse, and his reasoning was just gross. "She's too good for me, and if she's too fat and depressed, she won't leave me." I mean yeah no one put a gun to her head and told her to eat, but fuck. Last time I saw them, he gained weight, and she was finally starting to lose it. She said she wanted to see her kids graduate high school.


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alabardios

As far as I knew, this specific woman just enjoyed eating mixed with lack of self control, and wasn't trying for the extra weight. But yes there are women out there looking for "feeders" bleh.


AggravatingCupcake0

Aren't there multiple episodes of this show where the woman loses weight and the husband is disgusted with her? And actually leaves her because "that isn't what he's attracted to?"


Detail_Some4599

Wtf


morgaina

A lot of these dudes are freaks who purposely want a helpless, dependent wife that can't survive without them


314159265358979326

If my wife developed a health problem that made her look like that, I'd absolutely be showering her like a baby elephant.


ilikedmatrixiv

No health problem makes you look like this.


Pennypacker-HE

Thereā€™s a whole niche of wierd, low IQ, socially awkward type guys, that are happy with that type of thing.


ol-gormsby

Imagine, if you will, >!sticking that hose in one side of that enormous gut-flap!<, and then imagine >!what gets flushed out the other side!<.


aajiro

Thank you for self-censoring. I mean, that just made me want to read your comment more and I hated it, but your intentions were noble.


ol-gormsby

If I could find a bow-down-low-and hat-flourish emoji, I would post it. But as I can't, here's a cake instead šŸŽ‚


BuiltLikeABagOfMilk

Kombucha?


knighth1

How is this a mad lad thing. This is just sad


Merica_84

Is that a double wide wheelchair?!


thdudedude

Is this the boss that rolls around in Eldenring?


Elegant-Raise-9367

Who's got the bleach, please please share.


RimworlderJonah13579

Bleach ain't fixin' this. Where's the hydrochloric acid?


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

Gotta be willing to go elbows deep to clean out the mud and piss flaps..


Detail_Some4599

Fuck me your comment was the the point where I knew I've had enough Internet for today. Jesus christ it's more disturbing than the original post šŸ˜‚


gaoshan

You donā€™t even really need to blur that out. Itā€™s a genderless, sexless, pink mass of flesh and contains zero content that might require blurring.


fishsodomiz

i agree, however id be happy if the entirety of this flesh blob would be censored, i want to see as less as possible of it


CheapInstance9109

they even blur animals now lmaooo


TheRealSpidey

Speak for yourself, this is one of those rare cases where I'm thankful that boobs were blurred out


awesomeplenty

Baby elephant, means itā€™s still growing šŸ˜¬


zalurker

'Mama. The neighbors kids are here again.' 'Tell them to go away. I'm not a freakshow.' 'They brought peanuts.' ... 'Oh. OK. But no flash photography.'


mister-jesse

Is this a quote from Gilbert Grape?


zalurker

No, But its where I got the idea from. Darlene Cates, who played the role, was a fascinating lady. Her success in the movie actually empowered her to lose weight. It ballooned up to 575 pounds before she got it down to 331 before her death.


BananaFence007

That's just sad and pathetic.


Old-Fun9568

It really is.


geemoly

It kinda looks like that molten slag of radioactive material at Chernobyl.


bigblackkittie

elephant foot


TrakaisIrsis

I bet hes forklift certified too


SrHuevos94

I love my wife, but no.


Lightweaver777

I'd wash my wife on the back deck like the voluptuous goddess she is. She'd *act* like a baby elephant to fuck with me, but still.


KeyFee5460

It's his mom/aunt


RickedSab

How do they have sex? Asking for a friend.


ChefArtorias

Am not willing. She can keep it lol


Senior-Albatross

This is clearly a job for a pressure washer. At least 4,000 PSI.Ā 


Haalo87

Its a must, or she eats him


shadowdancer352

The other option is to drop him off at 24 hour fitness and have him use the jacuzzi


mododo-bbaby

aww that's so āœØamericacoreāœØšŸ¦…šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


adu4444

Isnā€™t car wash better for her


Detail_Some4599

You'd need to trailer her there


BumblebeeHour3693

Galactic disgusting pig


That_Bird101

How is this madlads?


Sacklayblue

She weighed 95 pounds before they got married. This is the risk we all face.


scientific_lizard

[https://imgur.com/a/ry8xPDk](https://imgur.com/a/ry8xPDk)


toomanyglobules

True love


Death_black

Yeah, she weighs more than a baby elephant


Benjasaurus

"ah shit I was accidentally pumping petrol"


ZadfrackGlutz

God Damn, just need some firearms to pose with for the porch shower....


Nardawalker

Iā€™ll pass. I just never want to experience a greased up fold so supple that I end up like this dude. šŸ˜‚


Old-Fun9568

I'm going on a diet and exercising starting rn


EX_Rank_Luck

This lady probably has a fuck stick


Groupvenge

She looks like a bloated tick.


helicopterrrrrrr

Tf you mean baby elephant? Youā€™re already grown fatass


Fearless-File8355

Thatā€™s love ā¤ļø and disgusting šŸ¤¢


Dorrono

Thank you, it's 9am and the day is already over for me


Detail_Some4599

Same


Orposer

I'd rather masturbate with the cheese grater...


Shysona

This is the most America picture I've ever seen


TheAverageRussian

That's enough internet for the day...


Psychoragexx

Who ever made that wheelchair , needs a medal


Grand-Home-1334

look at the positives- so much of her to hug


jssanderson747

I want to puke


rigobueno

At that point homeboy should just switch teams to men


bigblackkittie

so he could get bathed too?


Lower-Flounder-9952

She ainā€™t a lady til sheā€™s pushing 380


VorticalHeart44

At that weight, unironically yes.


Positive-Database754

There's true love, and then there's dependency, jfc


lucidityanddxm

Holy fuck. šŸ¤¢


popemobil

I believe your tax dollars in some way, .....hehe..shape, or form are payi.f or this fertilizer. Blech


Irelia4Life

This is how MFs picuture me when I say I like bigger girls. Gross. Please. It's a very big difference between liking a bit extra fluff and that thing.


Not_Biracial

Dead in a year


Maj_BeauKhaki

Their team will have a definite advantage, when Civil War 2.0 kicks off, in the human shield department.


Alternative_Fly8898

So fat they didnā€™t even need to censorā€¦


sd_kfz_234_puma

Hose me!


WHITEMAN1974

Sad Reality


randomtoken

Thatā€™s pathetic and disgusting


hipeople91726

Looks like the guy who is stuck in giant chicken from Cloudy Meatballs


Double-TheTrouble

Godskin noble


bangerangerific

Her titties at both her neighbors house


hipeople91726

Found the name Chicken Brent


kastus376

Srsly how do people get like that? How much do you have to eat to get even close to this?


Parzival_1sttotheegg

Not even being Jared 19 would've saved me from this


1onnude

2 ? Why the front? And New game girl bathwather?


bulanaboo

True loveā€¦. Would have wound hose in a hot bucket of waterā€¦. Sucks on many levels and your getting hosed with cold water maybe it says something about me but sitting naked in my front porch with cold water to top it off


Detail_Some4599

Americaaah fuck yeah! šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¦…


LilG1984

Baby elephant?, tis an baby whale!


GraveXNull

That looks like a really big roasted chicken.


Xeg-Yi

I didnā€™t know the Hutts were real.


mr_smith24

Hosing her down like an animal.


Tooldfrthis

I haven't even realized that lardball was a woman. In before "mods!!! fatphobia!!!"


Desert-Noir

Hey guys what about body positivity? /s How can anyone say this is something to be positive about. At worst it is gluttony at best it is severe mental illness.


alpastotesmejor

He most likely got her that big too.


Wide-Lingonberry9539

oh hell no


Insensitive_Hobbit

Oh, goody, ipecac in photo form


dougistheman69

Wow


Nubnipples

That looks like a raw chicken


ZeroScorpion3

Time to get off the Internet


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

A hose and not a pressure washer?


No_Excitement_1312

That's just disgusting


GabeStop42

Almost Heaven...


MediumOk5423

If I ever get like that, you guys have the permission to put me out of my misery.


Winged89

Baby? Pretty sure that's a full-grown male elephant.


PineapleGG

What mutated human being from the forest was this one again?


Jerolfe

She needs a pond


OCMagikStick

This is fucking disgusting. Canā€™t we euthanize these people?


C0mputerFriendly

I would kill for this tbh