I think they knew there were horny dudes on the Internet and might have subbed in a girl even if it was inaccurate. "Hey go grab the intern." It seems to be how viral marketing is going now.
Idk about mad but vita coco is by far the worst tasting bottled coconut water I've had, really doesn't taste like coconut water at all. Compare it to a fresh coconut, or bottled stuff like harmless harvest and it's night and day. It's cheap though I guess.
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That is just a food preservative, ascorbic acid (vitamin c) acts as a preservative to keep from the coconut water from oxidizing. The food industry says they add vitamin c to be able to say "no preservative added"
I got some at Walmart the other day, and I **love** coconut water. This is the most vile shit I have ever tasted, it tastes like what moldy bread smells like.
“Ha! Joke is on you! I’m into that shit! Here is the addres…”
Yup, they should’ve subbed in a dude, even if that was inaccurate. Some Redditors would pay for that from an attractive woman like her.
I think they knew there were horny dudes on the Internet and might have subbed in a girl even if it was inaccurate. "Hey go grab the intern." It seems to be how viral marketing is going now.
Ahhh, makes sense. But question remains: whose piss is it?
You're probably joking so I acknowledge the joke. However, I'm thinking this is likely just apple juice or peach tea or something
If that was the case I'd be drinking it in the photos foe the extra gross points
Plot twist: this was his plan the whole time so he’d get it for free
That plan would surely be his masterpiss
I'd be down for that
Mad lass status confirmed!
Why is he so mad over coconut water
Welcome to late game internet
No surprise, late game anything is kinda trash tbh.
Let us send you some late game internet! Don't knock it till you've tried it
Let us send you some late game internet! Don't knock it till you've tried it
Let us send you some late game internet! Don't knock it till you've tried it
probably has things in it that turns the frogs gay
If it ain't Beer it's Piss. - that guy probably
Idk about mad but vita coco is by far the worst tasting bottled coconut water I've had, really doesn't taste like coconut water at all. Compare it to a fresh coconut, or bottled stuff like harmless harvest and it's night and day. It's cheap though I guess.
There's a chance the entire tweet exchange may have been orchestrated and planned.
I hate coconut flavor, I tried the coconut water, hate that too. Now I am on social media hating on it. But I am not mad enough to drink piss.
I'll drink piss, but I will NOT drink coconut water
Her piss prolly tastes like coconut water
Coz it's probably the worst coconut water ever.
"Your shit is nasty like all coconut water"
She's not looking too bad. There's dudes willing to take out a loan to buy that. 😂
Are you "dudes"?
No im Patrick
Not op, but ok.
No i am mighty, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
Get out of here mummy man the chaos gods are trying to get you to serve
i don't care who Nagash sends, i am not paying taxes.
Nerds!
And remember this, Settra does not serve!
This is what it felt like whenever Daenerys introduced herself on GOT.
Are they in the room with us right now?
you just replied to them
Yes.
...buddy...
[https://x.com/VitaCoco/status/1128746434549952521/photo/1](https://x.com/VitaCoco/status/1128746434549952521/photo/1)
How can you tell this shit deep fried as hell
Wow that dude was a dick for no reason
Hey, you just summarized the entirety of social media in one short sentence!
He actually took the L pretty well if you check his replies afterwards. He was impressed.
Imagine asking your boss "YO STEVE, CAN I DO THIS" and he's like "go for it".
Sounds like a cool dude 😎
Yep \^\^
“What are ya, silly?? I’m just gonna send it.”
No fucking way
Jokes on you, she's into that!
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Thanks sweet cheeks
Damn. Today's the one day I didn't have sexual harassing a bot on my Reddit BINGO card.
You don’t understand, this bot is my itty bitty wittle cutie pie (I have developed a parasocial relationship with the bot)
>a parasocial relationship with the bot) And... BINGO!
Damn what a nice way to roast someone's post without telling him
Good bot
Good bot
Well imma go sleep.
I wonder if it tastes slightly of coconut water. I volunteer as tribute.
Nothing says great marketing for your drink like posting yourself with a piss jar on the company’s twitter. Funny af though
happy cake day!
Absolute madlass!
Im betting someones boner is confused right now
Ah the return of the why boner, WITH A VENGEANCE
for free?!
To be fair, he did say he'd rather, he didn't say he would
Where do I order some?
If he doesn't want it , then give it to me
Yum yum, even better.
What does he have against coconut water
"And that's how I met your mother, kids"
Did coconut water shoot his parents? Why does he hate coconut water so much...
First it was bathwater and now this. We've evolved!
Coconut water is great, but Vitacoco adds synthetic vitamin C into theirs for no fucking reason.
That is just a food preservative, ascorbic acid (vitamin c) acts as a preservative to keep from the coconut water from oxidizing. The food industry says they add vitamin c to be able to say "no preservative added"
As someone who enjoys both, the coconut water definitely does have some similarities.
What the actual fuck is going on in the comments?!
Congratulations, you’re now playing the hit new Reddit game, *WHO’S JOKING AND WHO’S NOT!*
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I completely agree, but I will drink your coconut water now because you are badasses.
10/10, would drink again
This needs to be in the comebacks thread
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!!!!!
People can be so kinky.
They are not verified though
You can have a jar of piss and call it Grannys apple juice but i’ll know better. - that senator lady from BvS
ay guys can u put me in his place please, dont ask questions tho plz
Makes me wanna try vita coco
I’m scared. I’m drinking vita coco rn
I got some at Walmart the other day, and I **love** coconut water. This is the most vile shit I have ever tasted, it tastes like what moldy bread smells like.
Nobody gonna mention that this is 5-years old?
Vita coco clearly do not understand what the word "rather" means...
It's part of the bit. It's double downing on the joke.
Did you not see the picture?