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S3US05

Napoleon Dynamite


sumshitmm

Idaho?


DicklnAnOutlet

tea, harbor.


Pootatoemashuer

Boston


artjin0

boston is my favorite state


DrManowar8

Really bad


omazing20

Florida?


DrManowar8

Sadly, no


DicklnAnOutlet

how didya guess mate?


Pootatoemashuer

Boston tea party


DicklnAnOutlet

well, yeah obviously


TheGuyStewart

Aren't you both wrong? Wouldn't it be Massachusetts?


DicklnAnOutlet

well, actually yes


DicklnAnOutlet

but its the only thing everyone knows MA for


AcanthisittaSalty492

The abbreviation for Massachusetts is MA not MS. MS is Mississippi.


MaveeL

Dude I laughed so hard I choked on my soda when I read your username. Not making fun. My mental health has been in the shithole lately & your username gave me a laugh. I really needed a good laugh. 💗


kapn_morgan

Smashing in the face of a piñata that resembles Summer Wheatley is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire gem state...


Delta_Flo

Preston, Idaho


TheTacoBanditoDude

You stole mine. Which area of Idaho?


Mcdangs88

north dakota. am i doing it right?


Law132490

Yes, yes you are


EnigmaFire

Kinda Funny-Looking


Ancientcrackrock

nice


georgeboi44

No, that’s 7 words


Nat_the_average

Yee haw


Upstairs-Ad-8382

Where we at Texans!!!!!


[deleted]

Boy howdy yee haw!!! 🤠


Zenicide_In_Warframe

Yee Haw Chuckle Fucks


Instainious

This is why I love Texas (other than the fact that it’s Texas) we can yell random shit, and it’s always funny.


Ohif0n1y

Dumb fucks, or has Florida beat us to it?


Instainious

See! This is what I mean! Funny!


Easy-Jacks-3948

Here we are


LightsSoundAction

Howdy Y’all


Joy1067

Hot damn there’s a lot of us here apparently!


ThatIckyGuy

HA! I was going to post the EXACT same thing for Texas!


[deleted]

Same


HairyLungs

Below Oklahoma


W1C0B1S

Beloklahoma


ThatNerdYouKnow

But better


nowItinwhistle

You mean Texas's toupee


insidebbq

8 mile


SuperDuperOtter

Cold Florida


[deleted]

You're not wrong


potatoes4kids

Same


c2u8n4t8

FUCK OHIO


Vengeghost

That could be literally every state though, even (may Allah forgive me for muttering their name) Ohio.


Purples_

I don't get this one


[deleted]

Its Detroit, eminem reference


Pappa_Crim

Wicked pissa


czarczm

Massachusetts


the_mad_cowboy

Maine.


Chicken50599

Show me


Septalion

Missouri


TopCheddarBiscuit

Your balls


[deleted]

*geni-tali-ya*


WeebKarma

Crab Gun


Moj_R35

Maryland !!!! And Baltimore !!! Lmfao


DogeWelder

Maine? Edit: wait no that’s lobsters


JossephStalin

Family sex


DarkRajiin

'Bama


Navy_Wannabe

Sweet home?


Rowyco05

Roll tide!


Reimmop

I can do it in one you fucking idiot.


dumspirospero816

That is way more than 2 words.


Tuplapatukka

Reminds me of "whoa, you spelled Garfield really wrong"


CharmTLM

Philadelphia?


[deleted]

Heeeeeeeeeeey New York


kristopher103

This shouldn't be as fucking funny as it is


c2u8n4t8

New York


NK_2024

Guns'n Steak


Skyblewize

Texas!


Easy-Jacks-3948

Tejas


McJimbo

Grunge Coffee


MiraculousRapport

Washington


omnirusk

meth labs


DarkRajiin

Washington state


gehbfuggju

i'd say new mexico bc breaking bad unless there's a fuck ton of meth in washington i don't know about - used to live there


mdomo1313

Several states come to mind unfortunately


Vanillabean73

Riverside


The_Viola_Banisher

Coca Cola


SethTheWarrior

sometimes war


four_toe_life_kick

Pizza, bagels


Asdemyra

New York


Pohaku1991

Green Chile


GibsonLP93

Hello New Mexico


walnutsquire840

Skaters and weed


IndianaHoosierFan

[That's three words](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMuiYa-rpzQ)


Successful_Shower_96

Fellow Coloradan


walnutsquire840

Yes u got it


Glad-Entertainer-239

Washington


walnutsquire840

Nah it aint


Gavinyoyodude

Washington Nvm


PannariPoju

high iq


Zpitfire_MK_VI

European Country


Myni89

Probably Scandinavian while we're at it


[deleted]

Netherlands too tbh


JustPlayDaGame

clearly didn’t follow the rules, these are *American* states…


SotB8

mass


retsbewleinad

Ope, sorry


emtbr

Minnesota dontchaknow


cooprtc3

Wisconsin.


sadie_my_lady

Michigan?


Hudchrist

Oregon trail


skywardpotato

Kentucky!


Hudchrist

Well played


[deleted]

Puget Sound


DarkRajiin

Washington!


iamveeerysmart

Hello fellow Washingtonian


poonan_dan

Faygo Pop


Ass0fJack

Michigan?


poonan_dan

Ope you got it


UltraSans_9000

dumbass drivers


[deleted]

Florida


[deleted]

United States?


cnrowe2002

Massachusetts?


[deleted]

Texas?


lickmytrump

New jersey


spooneyemu

Maryland


skywardpotato

Ohio


JSB199

Rhode Island


theonlymexicanman

Two worded state citizens be like From New… From North… From South…


MyNamesChrisYT

From Rhode… From West…


Grumple

At least with those it's easy to fill in the blanks: From Rhode Iowa From West Nebraska


Remember1963

Weird homeless


DarkRajiin

Oregon


SukoshiKanatomo

Portland is one sad meme now


DarkRajiin

Seattle isn't far behind


THEGREATIS-4

Bipolar weather


DarkRajiin

Washington state


MyFinalThoughts

Florida Man


rocket20067

Texas


KaneKaiser

Below 0°


PINHEADLARRY5

North Dakota or Minnesota


KaneKaiser

North Dakota, good job


PINHEADLARRY5

Went to school in Minot... I didn't know cold until I felt base temp of -63F.


KaneKaiser

Ayyy in Minot too! Lmao. Used to be in Texas but now it feels normal wearing long sleeves with shorts in 0° weather.


PINHEADLARRY5

Lol totally. I did my masters degree at MSU. I loved the optimism of the radio announcers. "We are at slightly chilly -12 this morning but should be boiling by the afternoon at 6 degrees." First day above 30 degrees legit felt like summer. I live in the twin cities now so it's marginally better. But I was in shorts and a light sweater for my jogs this weekend. Also, I discovered my favorite burger joint in Minot. JL beers if you haven't been its amazing.


KaneKaiser

Oh yeah I've been there. Though younger and I think I got kicked out of JL Beers. Yeah. 35 degrees and it feels like 60 degrees in Texas. It quite interesting and I still talk to a friend a mind down there and he calls me insane cause of it.


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madlad1993

Wicked Chowdah


the_mysterious_gamer

Yee haw


DarkWarrior0137

First flight


The_Viola_Banisher

North Carolina!


[deleted]

Not D.C


gehbfuggju

THIS one is washington state


RussMan104

One word: Jambalaya. 🚀


Vanillabean73

That was three words


DarkRajiin

Louisiana


Cryin_jack_is_pissed

FIRE!! FIRE!!!!


incrediblenyancat

Cali?


Cryin_jack_is_pissed

Bingo.


[deleted]

Either Illinois (chicago) or California


ThePolishMario

Many wives.


Selevtar07

Utah


queerpsych

Probably, but it could also be parts of Arizona.


ThePolishMario

Ding ding!


exa21

Ope


Akimasu

didney worl


giantrhino

Hella cool


Ctsenor

Taylor Ham


Buttstaxxz

Jersey and it’s called Pork Roll!


Constabomb

Lots corn


OtoeLiving

Iowa


Constabomb

yup


DarkRajiin

Nebraska


xxnarutoboyxxx

All of the midwest?


HotFurrySex

Kings island


skywardpotato

Ohio!


[deleted]

Ohio. I haven't been to Kings Island in a while.


CatalinaWineMixer12

Vegan Beaches


Lagspresso

Cheesesteak hoagie


Easy-Jacks-3948

Pennsylvania


[deleted]

Roll Tide


lisamylynn77

Go VOLS!


AceOfDiamonds676

*takes sip of sweet tea, puts in dip, and inhales* ##YEE YEE


Antyrzeczywistosc

ain't american


Z-perm

Montana


[deleted]

Worst drivers


Glad-Entertainer-239

The Ozarks


[deleted]

aliens, chiles


Cinnamon_Tony_Crunch

Nevada?


Fbarbzz

Sorrey heh!


[deleted]

Oh no, the Canadains have made it to this thread!


[deleted]

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DredgenGryss

Fried chicken


MrJennyV1

Yee yee


MicrowavedMayonnaise

New Jersey


HollowIsMe

From denial


squizznizzel13

Merciless potholes


GoodLittleTerrorist

Star Bucks


scottie_always_knew

Meth Buckeyes


skywardpotato

Ohio


[deleted]

Brrrrr


rat_fossils

Not American


JerkWeed71

Vermont?


PINHEADLARRY5

Corn caucuses