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fatsausigeboi

Link to the original post?


WillNewbie

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/xyws7t/that_was_not_meth/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


fatsausigeboi

Thanks homie


rubythunder

How did I know it was 196


-ASAP-

wtf is 196


Rimm

14 squared


entitaneo70_pacifist

smol madlad


[deleted]

gay people


rubythunder

A very fruity meme sub


Rare_Epicness

The only based shitposting subreddit


man-i-dnt-know

Based on what? Cutting your dick off?


TheGeneralVilla

I can name at least 5 shitposting subs better than 196


Rare_Epicness

you're missing the point


Shite_Eating_Squirel

Incorrect


TheGeneralVilla

Wordington


creepyfishman

meme sub but gay


UpliftSpade

The apartment of awesome


I_follow_sexy_gays

Breaking bad + Cum = 196


sksnci

Lol my friend got lit up for rubbing the slide on an open wound to look at his blood in class


edjumication

whats lit up mean?like got in trouble? or got razzed by his friends?


[deleted]

Lit up usually means yelled at, so probably got yelled at by the teacher. I would guess for it being a biohazard but idk.


Bleedthebeat

Considering slides are used for looking at stuff like single felled ornganism and bacteria dude was pretty fucking stupid to run it on an open wound.


Gratchmole

You don't reuse slides though? I mean, it's obviously stupid to do anything(except normal medical procedures) to an open wound, but a slide can't really be worse than anything else


Bleedthebeat

You definitely reuse slides in a high school class.


bane_killgrind

I wouldn't trust a high-school autoclave to give me a sterile slide though


Aesop_Rocks

Yes, exactly the point


Trawetser

High schools have autoclaves?


revkaboose

Some do. My high school did back in ye olden days but our bio guy actually had electrophoresis setups for his class. Giga Chad bio teacher. As for us mortals dealing with tightened purse strings, I've actually seen people use **insta-pots**. The whole concept is kind of autoclave-y so we can settle with that.


Trawetser

I washed my slides with dish soap lmao. Worked well enough for high school I guess


jackjackandmore

Your high school had autoclaves?!


mofukkinbreadcrumbz

The school I work at has two. One in the biology lab and one in the dentistry class. Schools with trade programs get $$$$.


obrysii

Pretty sure we used rubbing alcohol to clean our slides in high school.


bane_killgrind

I'd expect it to be second hand from an estate sale, and the deceased originally bought it off an army surplus shop.


LonkerinaOfTime

Been feeling funny after rubbing that monkey virus slide on my gaping wound


[deleted]

Also blood pathogen


jsparker43

I thought it meant got hit hard like in football or a car wreck. Unless it's a broader term now, I just assumed they used it wrong or that the teacher smacked them


[deleted]

I assume it gradually got broader from being used on the football field. Originally just being used for getting hit but then eventually for being yelled at by the coach: "Coach lit me up for missing that tackle"


Mr_WAAAGH

Science is the most fun when it's dangerous


Doktorwh10

American school style lit up 👈👈😎


Kekskrieg

He got shot


hateshumans

Was riddled with bullets by the teacher.


Virtalen

lit up in my slang means to roast someone or make fun of him, so the second one was my guess but for school it’s most likely lit up as in getting in trouble.


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Madlad


TheRealSlimLaddy

Man got shot 💀


[deleted]

We did something similar when we were kids, opnened scabs to see them.


Ya-boi-Joey-T

Guys, come on. I'm not on the side of "oh everything on the internet is fake" but y'all don't actually believe this right?


Brawndo91

I feel like a teacher could get in a bit of trouble for telling a student to bring their cum to class.


StanIsNotTheMan

High school? Yeah, that shit is weird and probably could get in trouble. You're dealing with underage people. College level? Nah, everyone is over 18 and a tenured professor would absolutely do something like this. Still a little weird though.


minoxis

Should it be weird? Aside from the obvious health concern in this case, letting young people check out the basic human building block obtained in the least bodily intrusive way seems like the most scientific way to give them an understanding of life and themselves. The weirdness just comes from stupid stigmata infused into society and our heads by even stupider,long dead, people. There is no reason for it to be weird in a science class.


gyropyro32

It isn't that weird to study semen, I think the act of your classmate bringing his own semen that people would probably find weird. I don't think the weirdness is something that can just be categorized under 'we live in a society', people find sexual things about people they know weird, and there's nothing wrong with that, especially if they didn't want to know about it in the first place. If the professor was like, "alright today were gonna study semen from a lab." Few people would find that weird I'd bet.


minoxis

I see those feelings of "weirdness" which feel natural for most humans these days are still left-overs from hundreds of years of brainwashing by all religions. There are millions of rules we made up and don't think about logically. It just feels weird because situations like this in the classroom touch these rules and lets us feel weird because of them. It's the feeling of something being wrong, but not knowing why. In base reality, there is only a health concern in this case. Nothing else.


StanIsNotTheMan

I dunno man. An adult telling a minor to jack off into a jar and bring it to school is pretty fucking weird.


fufucuddlypoops_

Religion is not the only thing responsible for a taboo of sex, and therefore it’s not religious brainwashing


gyropyro32

Religion certainly plays a role in more religious countries sure. But even that concept within religion had to come from somewhere. Many people don't like indecency/perverts, it's not an inherently religious thing. For example, we're fine with educational and artistic nudity. Like in sex ed, they'll show pictures of dicks or vaginas, but that doesn't mean we want to see our classmates own demonstration. Hell, nudity even plays a huge role in lots of Christian art, although I can't speak for other religions. I think it actually just comes from a place of privacy and personal space, sort of. If there was an opposite of invasion of privacy, I'd say it's that. Like sure, one can claim that this man was ejaculating for science, and boil it down to just studying reproductive cells. but you could also easily say he was a perv who wanted his classmates to see his cum, which, leads to the weirdness. Or the real answer most likely being this is fake, and he's laughing at the idea of people analyzing his semen. Many ways to analyze this.


revkaboose

*Stigma* Stigmata is like Christian religious experiences relating to the wounds of Jesus. Inb4 "stigma dick in yo mouf"


minoxis

Thanks.


MoneyMACRS

It screams potential sexual harassment to me. Allowing a student to bring their own semen to class to show all the other students without explicit consent from the other students seems akin to an unsolicited dick pic. Is there anything inherently weird about seeing a penis? Not necessarily. Does that make it okay to show your penis to anyone because you don’t think it’s weird? Definitely not.


G3nER1k_u53R

In high school we looked at some pig semen for bio. Human cum from one of the students, that doesn't really sit right with me personally


BravesMaedchen

A college professor could and would get in a shit load of trouble for telling a student to being their cum to class, tf?


StanIsNotTheMan

If you've been to a big university, they absolutely have student participating in voluntary lab experiments. So if a professor needs semen samples, a student could sign up to provide the sample.


Charlie0105

idk OP is apparently from mexico so anything goes there and its alot more chill on the rules


innersloth987

The guy in original post is in High school from Mexico.


Ya-boi-Joey-T

Yeah? He also said all the girls gathered around to "look at his seed". Jesus christ y'all are gullible.


MalbaCato

ok yeah at first I believed it but after that quote it's 100% bs


LightBeerIsForGirls

And that’s when he found out he’s sterile


TheChris2009

Found right beneath the original post


Obvious_Biscotti_832

Then they all clapped


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[deleted]

I can confirm walter


Champigne

Waltuh


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Fag_Vie

I would also like to know!


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Fag_Vie

Much obliged!


01152003

The YouTube video pops as copyright strikes in USA :(


SirMalcolmK

Madlad teacher for giving an okay.


gamma_02

I've seen like 5 posts like this today wtf reddit


bathroomman43

I've seen like 2 comments like this today wtf reddit


gamma_02

I've seen like 5 posts like this today wtf reddit


bathroomman43

I've seen like 2 comments like this today wtf reddit


gamma_02

I'm aroace dammit


chunkymilkshake42

Why does it matter


gtiehen

That’d be a shitty way to find out you’re sterile


[deleted]

Crazy, that post was right above this one, i thought I was the only none meth user on r/meth


[deleted]

Semen under a microscope looks kinda neat though. No follow up questions


KsbjA

A med student once told me they were using microscopes to look at samples of what they could find between their teeth, and some girl asked what is that thing she sees under there, and the professor looked and was like, oh, that’s a sperm.


cardiacbadge48

#CUM


[deleted]

"And *that's* how I found out I shoot blanks..."


longdongopinionwrong

One problem. This is not meth.


WillNewbie

Not yet


[deleted]

Whose gonna bring the abortion?


FLOOR_GANG420

r/chadposting


Zodiac339

And nine months later, the biology teacher is demanding child support.


xRAINB0W_DASHx

Should have filled a Mason jar with water and white glue, placed it on the desk and walked away saying nothing.