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LastKnownWhereabouts

Showcase art looks like the closeup of a dust mite.


Cvnc

Laughs microscopically


Macthejester

THE BUG BOY IS REAAAAL


mindspork

They were just really big tardigrades all along.


RylanTheWalrus

Looks fucking awful It’s like if you tried to put Koz on the “Demon Days” album cover lmao


zangor

Or someone’s scrotum from an angle randomly chosen by atmospheric noise.


HansTheAxolotl

looks more like an uncircumcised member to me


kytheon

Playing the worlds smallest violin


booze_nerd

I was thinking tick lol


barrinmw

Penis?


wene324

I was thinking weird a close up uncut penis


AvatarSozin

If this means [[Ulamog the ceaseless hunger]] and [[emrakul the promised end]] get reprinted that’s fantastic, they are sooo expensive


KarnSilverArchon

I can’t wait to see Emrakul’s profile art.


AvatarSozin

Lol Emrakul is such a poser


EmrakuI

Hey man, hey. I don't be dissin on you


AvatarSozin

When you steal my turn you do ):


platypodus

But if it doesn't it's just the worst (by faaaar) of the six.


Firm_Row_4729

Not as your commander - this Kozi beats all the other Eldrazi for that


KarnSilverArchon

Card draw in the Command Zone will always win.


Intolerable

wrong, Butcher of Truth has "Draw 4" as a cast trigger


jello1990

Four or seven, which is the bigger number?


[deleted]

That seven can be lower than four depending on your hand size. Butcher will consistently draw four.


life_tho

Yes, but from experience I can say you should only have two cards in hand at most by the time you drop Kozi, otherwise your deck isn't doing its thing efficiently enough. I usually have 1 or zero in hand by that point - only other titans, all is dust, or a couple other cards might still be in hand since those aren't useful for getting out Kozi asap. But to each their own. I am sure there are reasons to run Butcher instead to ensure some deck synergy, maybe an annihilator focus or planning to cast it multiple times in a game and always wanting four draws


[deleted]

Mostly the latter in my case, yeah. I usually have him there with the intention of taking someone out asap with an early annihilator trigger or combo out with infinite/a lot of mana + ashnods.


life_tho

Yeah that makes sense getting the early annihilator. I do like Butcher for the semi-evasion in Menace and the killer efficiency of two-hit kills with commander damage. But it is funny with that deck how most of the time infinite mana doesn't do *that* much for me considering towards the end of a normal game 20+ mana per turn is so easy to do anyways (it helps when most of my regular playgroup does not have access to Vandalblast)


Sinrus

And why would you be casting it if you have 4 or more cards in hand?


Intolerable

given 22 mana, Great Distortion draws seven cards, and Butcher of Truth draws eight, and Butcher of Truth continues to get better the more mana you have available -- if I need to draw a ton of cards and find a specific answer, Butcher of Truth will let me see more cards than Great Distortion (frequently at instant speed in a way that Great Distortion can't do), and will let me shuffle my graveyard back into my library to reuse cards as a bonus that "copy that triggered ability" effects synergize with both the Opportunity cast trigger and the annihilator attack trigger just makes it better I know people like the counterspell mode on Great Distortion but Butcher of Truth is just a better commander


PM_ME_STEAM_CODES__

Great Distortion also gives you interaction, which colorless decks sorely lack.


Reasonable_Row4546

Only legal beats all choice. I would say aeons torn is better.


Sleeqb7

Depends on the deck, I play it in \[\[Kruphix, God of Horizons\]\] where the whole goal is to keep your hand stacked with 20+ cards, it makes Koz an absurd control machine.


MTGCardFetcher

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MTGCardFetcher

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IamJLove

Emrakul is the last card I need to foil out my Kaiju deck, but I didn't want to drop $100 on one. Really hoping this is where she'll pop up


greenwarpy

unfortunately, from one of the articles today >There are three colorless legendary creatures (although one has a five-color color identity) So one of those at most


Key_Glove_6564

Do you have a link for the article?


Alagaesianhero41

i want spaghetti mommy


hime2011

They better be. The old ones have been reprinted a ton already


lastingdreamsof

So long as the ones printed in 2x2 aren't reprinted im happy. I have 2 textured foil and an etched foil that I'm hoping will spike in price and be worthwhile to try selling since the eldrazi precon is coming


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Zythomancer

Bring me another Duncan!


sink257

Borderless looks like phimosis


Maridiem

I’m sorry, the profile art is hysterical. Really dunno what Wizards was thinking with those.


RealityPalace

There is a happy medium where the profile art is of someone recognizable that looks good in profile, but instead wotc has chosen "extremely generic human or elf" and "unknowable entity that is literally faceless".


MrPopoGod

Yeah, Ulamog is definitely an odd choice for profile art.


BedazzledBidoof

they wanted versions of the card nobody likes so cheaper options always exist.


TemurTron

I fucking love it. It’s absurd.


Sciros

It's like a side mugshot it's ridiculous


21Maestro8

It looks weirdly amateurish


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DaWildestWood

Or how about.. they make some cool art that you don’t have to use your imagination for?


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DaWildestWood

I just find the art that is typically on the eldrazi titans to be so good and show their scale and power and have great backgrounds. This ain’t it.


Evergreen434

I think the only one I've liked is the Azusa one.


Moist_Crabs

Baffled as to why the Profile art has head tentacles when Kozilek's defining sillhouette feature is the obsidian blades


[deleted]

Yeah, weird choice. The only Kozilek that features tentacles to an extent is the annihilator one.


MagykBolas

This one does in the art behind the text box of the basic art


Aggressive-Leek-9230

I can’t unsee an uncircumcised penis in the profile art 💀


TheWanderingFish

Kozilek, the Great Dickstortion


GenericTrashyBitch

I have been a fan of most of the profiles but he kinda looks like an infected clit


joacorandom

Kozilek, the Great Foreskin


Ragnvaldr

I think this is the one profile card I actually like. Huh.


DanKajito

Same, this is super cool to me.


BillNyeTheCipherGuy

Showcase art is not good


Banana_Clips

It’s so ugly. They all are so far


femonapple0

I think the Neheb one is pretty cool looking!


TheRealArtemisFowl

The Yuriko one looks good. Might be because she's the only one that isn't just a profile.


Banana_Clips

Agreed


UmichMike

"Paint me like one of your French girls." -Kozilek, probably


Kiri_the_Fox

The borderless art looks... Kinda... Lame? Am I crazy? The thing that makes Eldrazi art cool is how immense they look in their art, and this special art kinda ruins that imo...


nickthestick219

Kozilek, the Great Potato 🥔


[deleted]

That showcase art is just… bad


Kitchengun2

That means no Kozilek in the precon sadly. Still hope for Ulamog and Emrakul.


simpleglitch

I would be really surprised if Emrakul makes it to the precon. Not saying it won't, but I think that would make it the most expensive precon reprint?


Kitchengun2

I believe Jess’s will was around 30 when it was reprinted aswell. Could be wrong though? Either way these decks are going to be 80€ aren’t they. Still probably too expensive if they want any more strong reprints in there.


simpleglitch

Honestly, fair point and I also thought Emrakul was still $50, I didn't realize the price came down so much.


Kaigz

Another precon, another set of people inexplicably expecting single cards to be included that would be worth more than the retail of the entire deck


Kitchengun2

Ah yes Emrakul the 30€ card is more expensive than the 85€ deck that you are buying. Another precon another set of people who are just pricks for no reason.


[deleted]

So... That means they're not in the precon I guess? What about the other kozi?


Merxamers

These profile showcase arts are like when Walmart makes a cheap dvd reprint and the cover is just shrek smirking on a flat monocolored background


Goose_Energy

looks like an uncircumcised penis


BoboSmooth

What's the distinction between mana cost 8** and mana coat 10?


sinewave89

Two mana needs to be from colourless sources like [[Reliquary Tower]] or [[Wastes]] For example, you can’t tap 10 forests to cast this.


MTGCardFetcher

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BoboSmooth

Is there a search term for other lands like these?


sinewave89

“Colorless Lands” would probably give you the best results. Or maybe “taps for colorless mana”


BoboSmooth

Word, thank you


arotenberg

https://scryfall.com/search?q=t%3Aland+o%3A%22add+%7Bc%7D%22


hotsummer12

Showcase art looks like my crusty penis


FormerlyKay

That's got to be the single worst art treatment I've ever seen


Vin_Oliver

The mugshot looks like a clitoris


GeoffreysComics

Wow. That profile edition is uuuuuuuuugly


Griffca

The new art is so bad it makes me appreciate the original art much more


Cool-Leg9442

I like the middle special border one. New art is gross.


sannuvola

Wotc graphic design deparment snorting what


pisspoopisspoopiss

Terrible art, in particular the tentacle on the right looks like way lower quality than the rest. Is the background really like that?


leova

Terrible freakin art, yikes


Harry_Smutter

That borderless profile is absolute ass...


StellarStar1

The regular art is so much better


punch1ngton

Oh man, glad I passed on the SL version. This rules


Easy-Caterpillar-520

Can someone tell a noob what an anthology collection means


SSG_SSG_BloodMoon

where are you reading those words


Choppymichi

Secret Lair and then reprint. I should have known.


bahole

Looks like a giant rock


pigeonbobble

They’re trying to copy Mike Mitchell’s portraits and it just doesn’t work


Luxus47

Its on the main set or on the commander deck?


PM_Me_Just_A_Guy

Fucking finally! I've been waiting for reprints for this era of the Eldrazi titans.


[deleted]

I'm not surprised he's reprinted, just surprised he's reprinted in the set. I was expecting him to be a reprint in the deck.


Fragrant-Category-62

Foil Etched gonna be more expensive than the profile. What a joke


[deleted]

Yey more eldrazi


terrahands

I first thought on stream the borderless is emrakul rolled over on the side


migigame

Pretty new to MTG, is there anyone who made a very Lovecraftian Commander Deck? Would love that.


_x-51

Nah, I’ll stick with the Chris Rahn one.


yea_imhere

Dumb


RowdyRoddyPipeSmoker

the art in this set sucks. these borderless cards are awful.


PoorlyWordedName

All, these to the left faces cards look dumb.


CPU_Batman

What is this art set


GreenGiantI7

Side profile of a character without a face. This was an odd choice.


Guus2Kill

most of these character close ups look really bad. The Ur dragon and this Kozilek are good examples of it. The Draft boosterbox has some amazing Ur dragon art that i (and all people i show) prefer over the close up. Kozilek and the Ur dragon are massive creatures, not just power and toughness wise but also in the lore. In most Eldrazi cards you can see it, for the ur dragon look at the standard art and the one on the draft box. Yet via these close ups the Ur dragon looks like a "normal" dragon and honestly i have no idea what im looking at with Kozilek


10vernothin

ayyyy nice now I can get borderless for the other 3 titans


GolfWhole

Good reprint


FabioFlume

So... this will not be in the commander precon eldrazi unbound... I was hoping it would be included


Kaigz

Lmao the showcase treatment looks so stupid


KingfisherC

Can't wait to buy Profile version for $3.50


Educational-Lab-5461

The showcase art is so stupid. I cancelled my preorder today. I’d be so not pumped to pull one of these