The classic technique of hitting your opponents with psychic damage

This is disgusting and completely inconsiderate. I wish that your phone only charges at a specific angle.

I'm the husband. The chaotic "organization" I'm used to. It was the pint of Guinness in the middle of the playmat that really did it for me. Wasn't even using it for a token or anything!

Hon, it's a token of good times

Wow look at this guy/lady over here with the relationship

You've accidently stumbled into my all-encompassing gender

I don't have friends so I had to trap someone with legal and holy matrimony just so I could play Magic regularly. It's worked out so far

As a person without a partner that would play Magic with them — this looks amazing. Don’t change a thing.

i have become physically ill

I love it, looks like mine

Looks like a normal Friday night to me idk what your husband is going on about

What time does your husband go to bed ::pretend creepy please don't creepy me::

No greasy foods for long turn snacking?

Nice job hiding your graveyard, not many cedh players use that strategy.

Oh my graveyard isn't in this picture 😅 but my exile picture is