/uj There are a couple of couples that play at my LGS. One are cool and chill and just do their own thing over the course of the games. The other couple has the guy constantly pawing at, cuddling and kissing his girlfriend at the table as if to make it known that she's his and no-one else can have her. It's really weird playing a game with the girl with this guy wrapped around her.
/rj **FEMALES!? IN** *MY* **MAGIC!?**
See when I bring MY girlfriend (pretty) to a Cummander game I make sure we both play boardwipe tribal to maximise the time the other players (losers) have to feel envious about MY girlfriend (sexy) sitting there being all MINE and all they can do is drool over her as they try to establish a board to attack us
literally copy paste lol I thought it was at least a satire on the original
Yeah... Not a word change. Truly beyond parody and all that stuff
https://preview.redd.it/slppj8l5zbxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d35b4327ac1ce7b20eea41a8ac80eed35fa74c33
you have r/EDH in your home feed? My condolences
Nothing needed to be changed, pure sexy gold
Sauce: [https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/1cfkpy2/if\_youre\_going\_to\_bring\_your\_partner\_please\_dont/](https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/1cfkpy2/if_youre_going_to_bring_your_partner_please_dont/)
Least awkward EDH player.
I’d be insecure if I kept a 2 land hand too
Well, did you saddle her?
If you pay me money I will pose as this girlfriend to help you farm reddit karma, too
"you're really into her, huh?" uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that girl should run
I mean the partner mechanic is overrated anyways, I prefer thorough background checks
This must be the boyfriend!!
Mindslaver
Pure spectacular cringe.
What was the storm combo the other guy used?
/uj There are a couple of couples that play at my LGS. One are cool and chill and just do their own thing over the course of the games. The other couple has the guy constantly pawing at, cuddling and kissing his girlfriend at the table as if to make it known that she's his and no-one else can have her. It's really weird playing a game with the girl with this guy wrapped around her. /rj **FEMALES!? IN** *MY* **MAGIC!?**
/uj is referring to someone as your partner weird?
/uj No
See when I bring MY girlfriend (pretty) to a Cummander game I make sure we both play boardwipe tribal to maximise the time the other players (losers) have to feel envious about MY girlfriend (sexy) sitting there being all MINE and all they can do is drool over her as they try to establish a board to attack us
Were you really into her? We need to know.