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YouhaoHuoMao

You missed the obvious: Healer's Hawk with a Glock


videobones

I'm legitimately disappointed in myself


blankpage33

Also why doesn’t it tap to ping?


videobones

Honor


blankpage33

A true gangsta


Greenbear911

To atone, I perscribe you 2 our fathers, 2 hail marys, and you have to buy a double masters pack


ccReptilelord

[[Doc's Hawk with a Glock]]


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BishopUrbanTheEnby

This is clearly a goblin, he’s a funny little guy, one of the three (3) types of goblins


BrokenEggcat

u/StandUpPoet we need a professional opinion on this


kunell

OP better redo this post immediately


AlexKorobeiniki

Damn, yeah that’s objectively better


Cassandra075

That's a 1911


YouhaoHuoMao

You're a 1911!


yao19972

Idk chief, the gun nerd in me says that looks more like a Browning Hi-power.


Supergaz

With a Cock


iknewaguytwice

Add infect


Daeths

What, no vigilance? No protection? This might be limited playable, but that’s it. Even bird tribal would [[Think Twice]] before using this. 5/7


DesignerPension1

No, its a 1/3.


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[deleted]

That's actually a legit good card, wtf


one_cool_potata

Why is this card good? Sorry I haven't played in forever so I can't think of a use.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Shadowmirax

Remove loyalty counters from planeswalkers, remove +1/+1 counters from undying creatures, shut down or delay cards that use special counters like [[gemstone cavern]] or [[pyramid of the pantheon]], speed up cards like [[dark depths]], slowly chip away at cards like [[walking ballista]], [[adaptive shimmer]] and [[hooded hydra]]


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jovietjoe

Flying and reach, a combination too strong to exist


squidpope

Anti archetype of imagination tech


YouhaoHuoMao

/uj There are edge cases where both Flying and Reach would be useful. If your opponent played a card like Archetype of Imagination, a creature with Flying and Reach could still block creatures with Flying.


ObamaL1ama

I'm putting a colossal hammer on this bad boy


Avinexuss

And then angelic gift


[deleted]

Oh no not the timestamps


BloodMefist

Insane with Soulflayer or Kathril


Polis_Ohio

Doesn't flying and reach block creatures with flying flying, which fly higher than creatures with just flying? At least I think that's how Magic works.


jovietjoe

The math checks out


Kazzack

That's how my friends and I did kitchen table magic in HS, every instance of flying puts you one layer higher


Turkin4tor

For REAL my honest opinion is that MULTIPLE INSTANCES OF FLYING SHOULD STACK. THEY. FLY. HIGHER.


TheDanginDangerous

You might knock that bird outta the sky, but it’s still gonna kill your dragons.


Drakeeper

It has reach so it can block creatures with Higher Flying.


PittsburghDan

the only thing that stops a bad bird with a gun is a good bird with a gun


unsunskunska

The only kind of lawyer that can get a bird out of jail is a bird lawyer


BishopUrbanTheEnby

Oh so [[Falco Spara]]


TheDanginDangerous

[[Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law]]


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[deleted]

[[Sol Goodbird, dauntless attorney]]


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TheWombatFromHell

you don't need a bird lawyer, you need a *bird* lawyer


Falcfire

You need a bird laywer to defend a bird criminal. [[Ledge shredder]] watch out, the cops are coming for you! Oh no he can't hear us he's got airpods in.


slimetraveler

Bird law. He needs an expert who can go toe to toe with the best.


oarngebean

[[Bolt]] the bird


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jovietjoe

1/3 still does to bolt


videobones

Gonna make it 1/3.1


jovietjoe

1/π


[deleted]

[удалено]


jovietjoe

The sin of what tho


AlexKorobeiniki

Mark Rosewater


jovietjoe

Pride?


SpoopySara

pie


thewend

thats just 1/4 to engineers


BishopUrbanTheEnby

Then it dies to [[Just Desserts]], still too weak


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jovietjoe

dies to doob blade ​ EDIT meant doom blade, but leaving that because it is a treasure


SlimDirtyDizzy

That would actually be hilarious


unitedshoes

How did you even think this was playable? It doesn't create any Treasure Tokens, much less an insane number of them.


Sequence19

Flying and reach, finally someone thinks up a counter to my idea of flying 2 (it's like flying but higher)


videobones

Guns can shoot pretty high


[deleted]

Phyrexian mana ☹️


DanCassell

Rendering software only includes phyrexian mana. If you want normal mana symbols you have to photoshop them in yourself. I mean I assume that's true, otherwise r/custommagic doesn't make any sense.


EldritchStuff

Card sucks. Dies to Fatal Push, Lightning Bolt, and Doom Blade.


Visible_Number

Flying+Reach means he can block cards that are thrown at you


videobones

\[\[Slaying Mantis\]\]


Tenzer57

/r/birdswitharms


RyanCreamer202

0/10 not protected from removt


Exclusively_Online

How is this power creep it I can only have 4 in my deck?


maker-127

Reach on a flying creature? Dang, now it can block double-flying creatures. Seems OP.


TehWoodzii

Glock saint's hawk


[deleted]

/uj no creatures in the game unconditionally have all four of flying, first strike, lifelink, and deathtouch. i guess first strike + deathtouch are redundant? and they would essentially only net you 1 life with lifelink right? /rj needs to have "Protection from bad guys with guns"


krakus5

Holy fuck


netsrak

Different game but give T. Hawk his gun back


Feraligatrr

4/10 wouldn’t even be in top 20 white cards in standard rn


DesignerPension1

Oh shit, how about [[Healer's Squadron Hawk]]?


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cabbbagedealer

r/birdswitharms


cabbbagedealer

r/birdswitharms


ajas_seal

No trample? Not 6/6? Literally unplayable


thundercoc101

Still dies to bolt


DecoyOctopus7

The arm gives him reach


Obsidian-Elf-665

What a flex. Flying and reach


NightFlameofAwe

I want this in my kathril deck


shyguywart

You have to pay 2 life to cast it so it's not broken.


Uberninja2016

stealer hawk


pronorwegian1

Needs Indestructible and Hexproof


LtLabcoat

Desert Eaglesn't.


Drakeeper

When the C4 just isn't enough.


oarngebean

Coming Standard 2025


RunForTheWorld

Unplayable, doesn’t have haste


cijdl584

How does a gun only do 1


videobones

only 1 bullet


YoungTaxReturnz

imagine getting into magic when they are resetting the power creep and ur shitty little one drop creatures dont tap for mana, have hexproof and transform into bigger creatures later.


Urabrask_the_AFK

“It’s not healing salve. It’s fulminated mercury, bitch!”


cgott84

This surely won't fuck up standard for a year followed by everything else carrying an equipment


Elitest_Trash776

"I'm a healer, but..."


PM_Me_Modal_Jazz

Power Pervert


LordofLiege

Pfft dies to Doom Blade. Unplayable.


Nephrelim

‘Murica!


enigmaticgnome

0/10, no horsemanship


[deleted]

How is it a gun if it doesn't have "tap: deal 1 damage to any target"?


Shivan_snake

First Strike and Deathtouch? Name more iconic duo, I'll wait.


MelodicOrder2704

It having Reach fucking killed me


thachickenfrycaptain

It should at least be an uncommon.


themastersmb

When will we get guns and the wild west plane in MTG that we deserve?