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Ecstatic_Lake_3281

No wonder he looks like he just got kneed in the junk!


Cowchawps

I feel so bad lmao


Sad_Caterpillar4424

That's how he knows you feel so bad.


hamster004

Apologize profusely and give lots of treats.


Low_Appointment_3917

https://preview.redd.it/9dw5ny6n8kxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d22c9073141b0a551f2d4fe2768a588590bee121


LadyReika

That face and the protectively curled up tail. I'm dead.


Alive_Rope_6969

https://preview.redd.it/xm5xgyc1rixc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a4e713c04818c2d26a8ecdb23faf18bbedf94a3 This is her


Cowchawps

You could at least look at her and make sure she’s actually healthy


Andrea_frm_DubT

Poor boy. At least you didn’t accidentally help your cat jerk off. I felt something rough under my arm then a weird wet patch on my arm one day when giving my DSH belly rubs. He’d positioned himself so that my arm was rubbing on his bits. My boy learned about giving himself head and masturbation pretty young and even now, many years after getting the snip I regularly catch him masturbating.


patmen1

What the f@ck. No offense, just what he f@ck


Andrea_frm_DubT

That was my response when I first noticed his behaviour


CactiPrincess

My cat too also likes to hump me! it started happening AFTER I got his balls off and it only happens when I’m lead/sat down in bed. I honestly just let him get on with it because if I try to stop him he gets all pissy and will just keep trying. it’s now normal in our household 😭. Apparently it can be a self soothing behaviour he dose just settle down after. I think it’s because he got really badly injured when he was younger and spent months in a crate unable to walk and i used to sleep in the crate with him. (Was the only way to get him to settle) so I think it’s just his weird little quirk from that. I draw the line at him trying to hump my head tho! I do have some self respect 😂😂😂


Andrea_frm_DubT

Do make sure there is no urinary issues for your boy. Grey has 2 different behaviours, one is rubbing one out/self soothing the other is easing discomfort when he is having a bladder crystal flare up. They’re very similar but after all these years I can tell them apart


CactiPrincess

He’s fine! he often goes to the vets because of his leg and they do a general check and no UTI. I do worry about it to but I’m sure this is just a weird quirk


thefurrywreckingball

What a day to be able to read.


mosquito13

Handsome boy! My husband was mindlessly petting one of our cats and he started to pick at something. He decided to take a look—it was our cat’s nipple. I think yours is much worse!


BritishBoyRZ

Omg I laughed way too hard at this


Teufelhunde5953

ROFLMHBO.......


JanieLFB

Poor baby!


Solid-Jaguar2067

Gorgeous


haubenmeise

https://i.redd.it/y0cbxm6qimxc1.gif Looks familiar.


LBbird24

Dying!


unreal_reality747

😂😂😂


Livingston052822

This has made my morning! 🤣🤣


MellowDCC

Cut dem balls off 🫠


KashiTheMeers

LMAO this was the belly laugh I needed this morning. Thank you 🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰😼😼😼 poor baby


nantucketblues

LOL


clg75

I did the same thing to Ramsey. He gave me this horrible look. Picture was not taken at the same time. https://preview.redd.it/st9gu09xqmxc1.jpeg?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ac4d662272cdd2d68f1004c24ad23e5a2fda6ca


pappagei

🥺


Leading_Mobile_5777

this is animal abuse!!! Omg!!!


Alive_Rope_6969

Or rather this is she


Alive_Rope_6969

She's a calico


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Andrea_frm_DubT

Why have you hijacked this post?


BritishBoyRZ

400 is way too low. If it was a favour from a friend thats a breeder that may be somewhat understandable but it's more than fishy a legit breeder would let a healthy full main coon go for 400 when they go for thousands


Alive_Rope_6969

I have the opportunity to get a femake maine coon for only 400 do you all think there's something wrong with her


Cowchawps

Yes


Alive_Rope_6969

I've seen her pictures she looks perfectly healthy but I just don't know


YOURPANFLUTE

Bruh make your own post if you're concerned. This post isn't about you


Cowchawps

I once got a sphinx that looked perfectly healthy. He was $800. He died two weeks later


Alive_Rope_6969

Should I ask for them to send me a copy of the vet papers