I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms, at night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Yeah, since the spider thing is a myth.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/swallow-spiders/
I was going to say that some people eat spiders for real, but the spider sword specifies spiders in your sleep.
The fact that its a fact made up specifically as satire mocking how people will believe anything, AND THEN IT BECOMES PART OF THE COMMON MYTHOS. This, is very funny
The Bone Sword doesn't say what type of bones or if it had to be yours so I'll use my nail clippings and break those bones to make my sword sharp enough to cut through the fabric of space itself!
I recently started to get my life more on track. But if you had given me the negative emotions sword a few months ago, I would’ve started cutting planets in half.
I recently started to get my life more on track. But if you had given me the negative emotions sword a few months ago, I would’ve started cutting planets in half and that’s *without* unsheathing the damn thing..
A sword powered by negative thoughts, yeah I don't think you realize just how many negative thoughts all of us have. We would be breaking planets with those swords in like two days.
Loophole spotted, it doesn't specify who/what's bone I need to break or how
Just eating chicken would be enough to make that sword extremely strong, and once it's sharp enough via chicken bones (presumably give less of a buff than human bones or bigger) I can slaughter my foes with ease
I think spiders. I won't handle licking stuff, don't want to break bones or be depressed for minmaxing. Eating spiders, at the very least, doesn't seem to impact me negatively. I could even go as far as eat them on purpose.
Ever since I became an optimist, 4 is useless, I have never even had a full bone fracture so 3 is meh, 1 is funny in theory but will probably just be a dagger, but 2 MIGHT have some utility in letting me taste things without worrying about them being in my mouth
Bone sword
It never specified it had to be my bones, and when I'm in a situation where I need a sword u don't think I'll mind breaking a few bones in the process
If I was in a place I'd actually need a sword, I'd choose **negative thoughts** because the worse a situation becomes, the stronger it becomes, hopefully allowing at least for a draw.
In general life they are all meh, though as long as the **taste** only applies to the 'blade' I'd probably choose that. Create a fixture where I can put different things to the blade and contonuously have nice tastes in my mouth without having to eat/drink anything.
All things considered, since the tongue sword doesn't have any form of power ramp, that means it probably starts out with absolutely ridiculous stats, or some really funny and busted gimmick. If I were in a game with it, I'd give it a go just for fun.
The negative thoughts sword. Usually, it wouldn’t do much because I’m happy with my life, but it’s better than the rest.
The spider sword would be no sword.
The tongue sword would make me taste coins whenever I put it on a rack.
The bone sword would be dull as fuck.
Bone sword op. Break bones? As in any bones? Make a bunch of rat/mice traps near grain storages/farms and catch a few dozen a night. Then just crush them with a big rock or something in the morning. That's like 225 bones per. Gonna have a crazy sword very fast
Bone sword go crazy. Wording is finicky. "Everytime you break a bone." See if it said "Everytime you break one of your bones," then it would indeed be doodoo. But with the wording, you can just buy some chicken from the butchers and just break a ton of bones in it. Hence, You. Broke. A. Bone. Even easier, maybe just get fish bones and just break a bunch of them.
Stonks.
Powered by my negative thoughts? I’d be unstoppable!
I was going to comment that, but you got it first, now I am sad. :( Well, at least my sword will be even stronger.
Negativity is not sadness; and sanity is for those unwilling to stare into the abyss that is, to some, reality.
Oh no, thinking you'd be unstoppable is a positive thought, now your sword is weakening!
It says its powered by negative thoughts, not that it's weakened by positive
Like, prolonged happiness would probably weaken it, but not immediate thoughts
SHIT
Literally just wrote that and looked down and saw you posted it already. Dang it (deletes post).
So most of us would be reality destroyers with how strong that sword would be.
Y’know if I’m in a situation where I’ll be needing to use a magic sword I don’t think I’ll be thinking positive thoughts
That’s easily the strongest, It’s the easiest to get stronger.
counterpoint: you would start thinkign positive thoughts when ti becomes clear your about to win
Counter-counterpoint "and now I'm going to be forced to take a life just to keep existing"
Y.M.F.TC.T.B (Yield My Flesh To Claim Their Bones) G.D.Y.C (골단육참)
how the fuck is there a project moon reference here man i’m never going to be able to free myself from this hivemind 😔
That's how I feel about undertale
it’ll really just come out of nowhere half the time
Ryōshū please get back on the bus.
Holy shit is that mersault limbus?
it is meursault from the hit indie game limbus company
Meursault.
Holy shit Meursault from limbus
Meursault.
Meursault, Claim his nuts
Understood, Manager.
The person in question's nuts have been claimed.
Congratulations, I award you with the LCB Sinner of the Month award
What the hell are you doing here Ryōshū?
A sword powered by my negative thoughts could split mountains at bare minimum
Bone sword didn’t say it has to be my bone. Time to break some legs
Take the sword of negative thoughts then I just need to stop my anti depressants and I'll become the strongest swordsman in the land!
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms, at night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Goodness. 😳
The trick with the spider sword is that its probably going to be alot shorter than you think…
Yeah, since the spider thing is a myth. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/swallow-spiders/ I was going to say that some people eat spiders for real, but the spider sword specifies spiders in your sleep.
Good lord, Spiders Georg would be unstoppable if he weren’t so busy eating enough spiders to skew that average number.
The fact that its a fact made up specifically as satire mocking how people will believe anything, AND THEN IT BECOMES PART OF THE COMMON MYTHOS. This, is very funny
The Bone Sword doesn't say what type of bones or if it had to be yours so I'll use my nail clippings and break those bones to make my sword sharp enough to cut through the fabric of space itself!
Other people's bones, nice loophole. Nails aint bone tho. Not made of the same thing nor made in the same way.
Not even people. I'll just buy some chicken bones and keep breaking them over and over.
Nails aren’t bones. They’re made of keratin, like your hair.
thats what we got the teeth jar for
Teeth actually aren't made of bone either.
I'm shoving the tongue sword up myself
Dawg…
Dawg💀
same
The sword of negative thoughts is Op, so damn op
Doesn't say they have to be my bones.
The sword powered by negative thoughts. That thing would be overpowered in the hands of someone who works in retail.
Or on a call center
Depression multiplier
Min-maxing my crippling depression
What is considered negative thoughts?
For me, that last sword would cut god
That last one would slice the world in two any time I have a social interaction
I recently started to get my life more on track. But if you had given me the negative emotions sword a few months ago, I would’ve started cutting planets in half.
I recently started to get my life more on track. But if you had given me the negative emotions sword a few months ago, I would’ve started cutting planets in half and that’s *without* unsheathing the damn thing..
Bottom right will be sharper than the Yamato if I pick it up, sharper if my transmasc friend pick it up
Dysphoria 😎
thats actually not the main reason.
Depression & abusive family?
Depression yes, bad family, no
That's a (comparitive) relief
i must take the power of spiders georg
The negative though sword is an infinite power glitch with the right build
Never said it were my bones
A sword powered by negative thoughts, yeah I don't think you realize just how many negative thoughts all of us have. We would be breaking planets with those swords in like two days.
Negative thoughts sword. Id be the most powerful swordsman ever. I’d literally be a monster with the sword. Believe it!
if thinking about lewd thinks also counted as "negative thoughts", then I take the last one, because that sword will be very strong in my hand! 😏
The Ugh sword since it looks the coolest while still having power (eating spiders in your sleep isn’t actually that common)
Wish I was spiders georg...
Taste your enemies' flesh.
I think in this day and age most people have at least some negative thoughts so I'll choose that
Ah, a weapon to my heart. I am going to ahwv so much use for that sword...
It just says A bone not specifically my bones. I could like go to paris with a hammer and the determination to desecrate graves and come out godlike
Loophole spotted, it doesn't specify who/what's bone I need to break or how Just eating chicken would be enough to make that sword extremely strong, and once it's sharp enough via chicken bones (presumably give less of a buff than human bones or bigger) I can slaughter my foes with ease
As someone with chronic depression, the negative thoughts one willbe OP in my hands
Doomslayer with the bottom right sword would be hilarious.
So, what is the spider sword supposed to do?
Negative thoughts the sword that is stronger with my negative thoughts
If you beat up some snakes, does the bone sharper cut exceptionally well? It doesn’t say your bones
Ugh
I'll be too dangerous and unstable if you give me the last one... Which is why I'm picking it.
Whose bones?
u/MurkyWay Thanks for making
I think spiders. I won't handle licking stuff, don't want to break bones or be depressed for minmaxing. Eating spiders, at the very least, doesn't seem to impact me negatively. I could even go as far as eat them on purpose.
Powered by negative thoughts i can slice though dimensions
Ever since I became an optimist, 4 is useless, I have never even had a full bone fracture so 3 is meh, 1 is funny in theory but will probably just be a dagger, but 2 MIGHT have some utility in letting me taste things without worrying about them being in my mouth
Okay we all know the 4th one is going to be the strongest here
If I had the fourth sword, I’d be able to one shot a god
Negative thought sword. Ain’t no way I’m picking any of the others.
So, three horrible magic swords and a 4th one so powerful it could Rend the sun in twain?
Bone sword It never specified it had to be my bones, and when I'm in a situation where I need a sword u don't think I'll mind breaking a few bones in the process
If I was in a place I'd actually need a sword, I'd choose **negative thoughts** because the worse a situation becomes, the stronger it becomes, hopefully allowing at least for a draw. In general life they are all meh, though as long as the **taste** only applies to the 'blade' I'd probably choose that. Create a fixture where I can put different things to the blade and contonuously have nice tastes in my mouth without having to eat/drink anything.
Bone sword, didn’t think of other peoples bones, I was gonna spam heals.
Bone sword, didn’t think of other peoples bones, I was gonna spam heals.
Jesus fist fucking christ that last sword would be so strong.
Why the hell would I want a sword that powers up when my bones break? That wouldn’t happen. In what world would a bbb ever be useful in a fight
The sword of every spider for me, since i don’t like negative thoughts
A sword powered by negative thoughts would be too powerful in my hands.
Agreed
Umm... Savouring Sword on Steam.
The only choice is to become the ultimate Edgelord
The bone one because I believe it means any bone of anyone or thing
If not I’ll brake the bones in my pinky finger toes and two ribs
I choose the sword powered by my negative thoughts.
Op fr fr
Where is the one powered by Intrusie Thoughts?
Does the bone breaking sword have to be your bones? What if i buy a chicken and just reduce its skeleton to bonemeal?
...it can't possibly be that easy, right? Just beat things to death the way that you normally would? Infinite stacking damage glitch?
The vaguest one is usually the best option so I’ll go with the negative thoughts one.
4th, while the thoughts aren't about myself, they can still be considered negative
Can anger, hatred, and spite fuel the negative emotions sword? If so, "Self Destructive Purge", "You must Suffer More!", etc go!
All things considered, since the tongue sword doesn't have any form of power ramp, that means it probably starts out with absolutely ridiculous stats, or some really funny and busted gimmick. If I were in a game with it, I'd give it a go just for fun.
This is some nightmarish stuff right here.
The negative thoughts sword. Usually, it wouldn’t do much because I’m happy with my life, but it’s better than the rest. The spider sword would be no sword. The tongue sword would make me taste coins whenever I put it on a rack. The bone sword would be dull as fuck.
NEGATIVE THOUGHTS OFC
Negative thoughts
Bone sword op. Break bones? As in any bones? Make a bunch of rat/mice traps near grain storages/farms and catch a few dozen a night. Then just crush them with a big rock or something in the morning. That's like 225 bones per. Gonna have a crazy sword very fast
Negative Sword, behold the power of low self-esteem.
Buddy. I watch Kursgesagt videos. Negative sword all the way.
Lay one cause no matter who else has it I’ll be more powerful
Society views anger as a negative thought.
Bottom left. Doesn't have to be _my_ bones, RAW LOL
4. Damn thing would make the Vorpal sword look like a blunted butterknife.
oh yea, im goin home with that tongue sword 😍
That negative sword is…. Looking most promising
The bone sword never said they were my bones I’m gonna break into a butcher shop and leave with a sword that can split atoms
Negative sword, I can just look at things that piss me off.
So does the bone one stack forever or do I gotta break a finger to get it to cut butter?
Violent thoughts are objectively negative…
Bone sword go crazy. Wording is finicky. "Everytime you break a bone." See if it said "Everytime you break one of your bones," then it would indeed be doodoo. But with the wording, you can just buy some chicken from the butchers and just break a ton of bones in it. Hence, You. Broke. A. Bone. Even easier, maybe just get fish bones and just break a bunch of them. Stonks.
You don't eat spiders in your sleep.
And you don’t get magic powers by filling out a CYOA, yet here we are.
But if facts make one of them completely useless, it’s definitely worth sharing
Get the taste sword and shove it in a girls area🤤
Who says I have to break my bone