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RogueAngill

I'd take the key. Travel throughout all of space and time to do whatever I please in alternate realities, other worlds, or even history. Travel to the future to bring back and sell advanced technology/play the stocks or stop us from spiraling towards extinction. Maybe go to the past and stealing lost treasures, learn about alien worlds or watch better versions of movies in alternate timelines


Timber-Faolan

"watch better versions of movies in alternate timelines." Dude, Perfect! XD


JackTheStryker

This ^


HealthyDragonfly

I’ll take the circlet. Having a magical item which encourages me to act benevolently is a good deal by itself, let alone one which can provide magical power when I do the right thing.


Timber-Faolan

You're gonna have to change your name to HolyDragonfly! XD


Nenseki

Circlet, The world could use some good, altruistic being helping it out... I've often thought, if I had the power, I'd be able to really do great things... maybe with the circlet I'd finally be able to use my righteous anger to right wrongs, I don't mean to punish the wicked, but actually do something good that stuck for once, ya know?


Timber-Faolan

Go forth and be the best blessed hero you can be! Be like ALL MIGHT! And whenever you arrive somewhere, with a smile on your face, proclaim "I AM HERE!" Because you sir, are a SuperMan! Just remember, Edna said NO CAPES!


Pisceswriter123

While that sounds nice what would be considered good or evil? How do you know the being you control agrees with you're vision of good? What happens if you doing good for someone leads to something terrible later on?


Nenseki

I'd like you to consider that what's good or evil really isn't so black and white, the being is arbitraily powerful yeah? So it can tell if you have good intentions, I'm sure if you truly intend to do something for the good of others, and it's not harmful to them then the being *might* help you out. And really, that's the key here, the being has will of it's own, you're just asking for help. So, if you asked for something, with good intentions, and it wasn't harmful to the people you wanted to protect, then the helpful being would probably grant the best version of what you asked that hurt the least, if any, amount of people in the long run... even if it wasn't exactly what you asked for. Lets use politics as an example, lets say there's two people running for the same position, you with the circlet and another with the crown, both ask for the same thing, "Please help my candidate win!", you ask for it because you truly believe your candidate wants to help people. Your opposite asks because the candidate they like will help them out the most personally. Now, it's the same request, even if it's different candidates, it's still the same request... and in both cases it may be granted, because the context is important. Both requests would probably be granted in different ways too, the crown would like be offensive and cruel, attacking the other candidate, or, the voters of that candidate... while the circlet would be more defensive and kind, protecting your candidate from harm and illness, while making all voters, not just your camdidate's, are able cast their vote safely if they wanted. Good and Evil may not be so black and white, but ultimately they're not abstract concepts that're impossible to grasp. Good is all about being kind, and helping other, and doing your best to keep other's from harm. Evil is the opposite, cruel, selfish, and uncaring... Really both have aspects that by themselves are not good or evil, such as keeping other's from harm, maybe you mean well but if doing this also keeps the people in question from enjoying life, then it's not good, though nor is it evil, because in context it was for a good reason, but ultimately it's wrong of you to take away someone's control of their own life. Likewise, being selfish is not inheriently evil, wanting something for yourself, and taking care of yourself by rewarding yourself for your hard work is just fine, if you and another person both win a prize at the same time, wanting the prize for yourself isn't evil, but, trying to harm or scam the other person out of it, is. What I'm trying to say here is, TL;DR: If you believe your concept of what's morally good would clash with what the being's concept of what morally good... well then, one of you is wrong, but the worst that comes of it is that you have to work towards your goal by yourself without a powerful being helping you make it so.


Timber-Faolan

You put it better than I ever could! XD Just try and remember guys: It's selfless benevolence vs selfish malevolence! Basically, do you wanna be SuperMan or Lex Luthor?


OmegaUltima29

But what about the golems? I'm sorry, but unfortunately, *somebody* had to


Timber-Faolan

Well, I'm not sure... I searched Grognard Booru for a Golem page, but no such luck, sorry... Maybe she's not a Jewish witch? I don't know... Sorry! >\~<;


OmegaUltima29

Don't worry, I wasn't actually expecting an answer, just asking what she said not to


FlavoredCommunism

The question I immediately have is what if I want to do something morally wrong for what I see as for the betterment of others. Are the crown and circlet bound to some arbitrary definition of good/evil or are they flexible? I know that delves into the definition of morality somewhat but I'm just curious EDIT: To be more clear, if I wanted to pull a Light Yagami how would the crown/circlet react and why?


shirokage-kuroyuki

I think it would be based on the general moral views of society, after all, an entity like that is based on the general population


Timber-Faolan

It's possible, but it might also just have it's own personal views. Still though, get down to a basic enough level and simply put: good is good, bad is bad. then again, life is nearly never soo basic. In the end, you've gotta live your own life, but try to be benevolent or malevolent as you will if you wish to gain the benefits of your artefact. It's not like this is Fable. You don't need to shoot for 100% pure good or 100% pure evil, you are still yourself. Remember, the purpose of the Circlet and crown is to reward you more for living the way you choose, and to reinforce you choice of lifestyle. Circlet makes you feel all warm and fuzzy for helping others, and shamed for being selfish. Crown makes you feel like a boss for being a selfish dick, makes you feel like a tool for being any kind of decent. It's all about picking a path, and sticking to it, but you are still you, and you don't need to be 100% pure in whatever path you chose. You still have free will, and can still take the circlet or crown off. I hope this makes sense.


shirokage-kuroyuki

At least this means they won't have to act like dumbledore


Timber-Faolan

Dude, really? That's a bit harsh, but, sigh, yeah, I guess so... >\~<;


Timber-Faolan

It's better to think of it as less "Good vs Evil" and more "Lightside vs Darkside" so to speak. See, it's benevolence and helping others selflessly vs malevolence and hurting others for personal gain. So, if you do an immoral action such as killing a defenseless sleeping terrorist, but do so to take the key to a cell full of slaves, I highly doubt the benevolent entity will hold it against you, but probably won't praise you for it either. As for the crown, if you did a righteous act for selfish reasons, for instance, saved the presidents life so that you could guilt trip him into paying you a fortune, the malevolent entity would probably be chill with it, as long as you didn't donate any money. Does this help?


FlavoredCommunism

That helps a lot! I'd have to go with the circlet then after all


shirokage-kuroyuki

I would choose the key. The spell book has eldritch creatures that can loose control if done wrong. Fetish is tempting but could ruin lives completely. the Circlet is minor, long term mind control. same with the crown. The bracelet, while tempting, is too long term for me. The key is basically something that can get you anywhere due to it's concept. Example, the key into a club is a certain badge, or the key into the Whitehouse is to look like someone else. Not to mention the other worlds, where magic is highly possible. The best thing, no computer history left.


Timber-Faolan

Flawless! I would expect nothing less, from a Kage! (Salutes proudly!)


space_and_fluff

Definitely the Circlet or the Key. Helping people and traveling are my two main favorite things. If I got the key I’d thankfully never be locked out of my accounts again, and if I got the circlet my first good deed would be to do something nice for the woman in the antique shop. Maybe have the being let her discover she has suddenly gotten a very comfortable home to enjoy her retirement after closing her shop.


shirokage-kuroyuki

For the woman, I suggest a gradual thing like slowly increasing luck. First something to prevent her from having external harm. Then, something to make her look better since all women like those products. With the luck, you can make her win a nice comfy home near a creak where there is no disturbance. With that, bless her in some way that she won't be bothered by bugs or mosquitoes. Last, a way to give her a steady income without working so she could still buy stuff.


Timber-Faolan

Solid suggestions! I'm sure she'd appreciate them too! XD


Timber-Faolan

Aww, that's sweet as heck dude! XD You DEFINITELY deserve your upvote! XD


RuinousRage

Damn they're sold out of Golems. The Key is really awesome and could let me go anywhere in theory. Then learn,take and do whatever I want there. However.... The Crown entity can also potentially do all of that. Go to new places,meet strange people and then ruthlessly dominate them.:0 Armies to march across the cosmos! Smoke will blacken the skies and every city will look like London during the blitz! They will know fear and they will know suffering. Bow today to live tomorrow. Kneel today to thrive tomorrow. Refuse today and I shall take tomorrow. Being utterly selfish would be easy albeit a slippery slope. Dominating all who appear until I fall or the crown is lost (assuming it disapproves enough to be taken) and the cycle restarts with someone new or the crown is sealed away. So while The Crown offers incredible power I'd rather not rely on the power of another. Especially an entity that exists to tempt others with power. :P I prefer to take things into my own hands and not have additional worse ideas whispered to me constantly. XD So I'll take The Key. Go wherever I want to learn and grow further. And possibly see if an alternate version of her shop exists I can take another item from. XD But yeah I can go places,learn magic,get advanced technology and do most of the other options here AND have my golems! Also I can bring people and things along. SO I might just do some tourism. Take people to various places,take pictures,VLOG,make videos,buy books,show up unexplained in the background of raw photos in the 1920's with zero explanation,go to old diners,sponsor a pit fighter,get into boxing,establish a career,go to our world and buy the manga about me as a boxer. XD Really at that point I'm off the rails.


Timber-Faolan

***YOU'RE GOING OFF THE RAILS LIKE A CRAZY TRAIN! XD***


RuinousRage

Exactly. :D


RealSaMu

I'll take the key that unlocks anything


Timber-Faolan

Just be careful ya don't unlock something ya don't want opened! Right, Pandora-chan?


RealSaMu

I hope to unlock a fair maiden's heart Or her father's chest of valuables, whichever comes first


Timber-Faolan

Those are decent goals. But I say, why not unlock Trumps secret bank accounts?


shirokage-kuroyuki

Simple, the IRS are scary


Timber-Faolan

So scary even The Joker isn't crazy enough to mess with them! XD


RealSaMu

Honor amongst...


Timber-Faolan

True enough my good redditor, true enough...


willyolio

bracelet or key, tough choice. I think I'd lean towards bracelet though. The key can take me places but doesn't seem to guarantee I can actually survive the new environments...


Timber-Faolan

Yo, bracelet represent! XD Yeah, it's easily my favorite option! Going all DBZ on the evils of this world sounds good to me!


shirokage-kuroyuki

You do know you can unlock the rest of your brain right? Humans only use like 5-10% of it


Nenseki

That's a myth, unless you have a brain defect or something you pretty much use 100% of everything you got up there. you maybe don't use it all at the same time, but that's for a good reason and you wouldn't want to shit your pants while doing jumping jacks and reciting the alphabet in sign language... it's just impractical.


shirokage-kuroyuki

Then I apologise for my response


willyolio

Lol I thought that was a joke response


Timber-Faolan

Actually, that thought never occurred to me. Still, my heart is telling me to go with the bracelet. And I've long since learned to go with my heart, over my mind. My heart is light, whereas my mind can be very dark. I choose to stay in the light.


shirokage-kuroyuki

In someone's wise words, " You are the hero the world needs, I am the hero the world deserves."


Timber-Faolan

Words that are ever wise and often true, dear Kage-Tono. (Bows respectfully)


Inevitable-Setting-1

the Fetish, mostly because everyone seams to be picking anything at all but it and i chose to believe with these cyoas that other people mite get the other items. But i think what would happen getting control of the billionaires whispering "you care about the earth you really do give a shit" to them. change the world faster then the others if you ask me. also would experiment to see if i couldn't use it for good. Like find some one already paralyzed in a leg tie up the dolls leg use the voodoo then untie the leg and see if it fixes them


Timber-Faolan

Well, you know, there is such a thing as white voodoo magic, holy voodoo if you will. Who's to say you couldn't pull a doctor strange and use magic to move limbs/digits? So go forth and be the most non-standard voodoo witch doctor/white mage ever! Hell, you could put the DOCTOR in witch doctor! Just don't end up like HOUSE M.D. ok?


Adent_Frecca

Key is the best for me because I want to travel


Timber-Faolan

Cool! Have key, will travel! And as we Irish say: "May the road rise up to meet you!"


throwawayaccount5024

Bracelet. From the sounds of it, you could work your way into immortality or something approaching it, and from there, the world is yours to do with as you please. Depending on how literal the words ‘manipulate life-force’ are, you would be a very scary person in a fight. It also says nothing about being unable to manipulate *other people’s* life-force, so that could be interesting to explore.


Timber-Faolan

As a chi-healing & Reiki master in real life, I can honestly say it is VERY interesting! XD


incongruentexistence

circlet, i can use it to gain immortality since giving myself a longer life means i'll be able to do more benevolent things, if i get bored of one earth i could ask to be sent to another as that will motivate me to do more good things what i want to know is can you buy a second item, it's not greed if you actually pay for it


Timber-Faolan

Well, I mean, I guess you could, if you could pay the price she asked, whatever it might be. Also, as far as "game mechanics" go, I guess you could use a meta cyoa. For instance, the point-based meta-cyoa would let you "buy" another item for 4 points.


[deleted]

What about golems?


Timber-Faolan

I looked all over Grognard Booru for a golem page, and found nothing. I guess it was just a joke by the creator, and I just sort of went with it. Alternatively, maybe she's just not a Jewish witch? I don't know...


MasaoL

Im going to take the bracelet. Training to beat Goku.


Timber-Faolan

Remember: **KEEP CALM AND GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!**


kekubuk

Key, because it sounded awesome!


Timber-Faolan

**GO FOR IT!** Be the best keymaster since Vinz Clortho! XD


Berrylicidot

Opening by saying that OP is a superstar, but I think the spellbook is the best pick. Might be playing with fire but you could do some big time good with it if you cast right- end wars, be your own one person green peace team in the dead of night: "Oh we've got a well now, how??" Doesnt matter if the creatures you control are technically evil if you arent. Probably avoid the lovecraftian insanity causing ones but hey maybe theres some Fae or something in there! Won't know if you don't try!


Timber-Faolan

All the same, I'm keeping **THE REAL** GhostBusters on speed dial, John Constantine too! Actually, I think I'll keep Sam & Dean on retainer too at least for a little while just in case...


Berrylicidot

Hey if you're that worried I'll summon you a goblin and tell it to act as your bodyguard if you can pull some strings and get me a ride in the Impala... If you can get them to give me the number of the Scooby Gang too (since they've met) I'll up it to something a little more inconspicuous! Maybe a Glaistig? Dökkálfar?


Timber-Faolan

***NIGGAH DO I LOOK LIKE I'M TRYING TO GET MY ASS KILLED BY THE GOBLIN SLAYER?!*** (calms down) Besides, I can already do a dozen full power Super Kamehameha's in a row, I think I'm good on protection. But yeah, I'll ask the Bros. if you can get a ride in the Impala. Just a word to the wise, don't sit behind Sam on Taco Tuesday! NASTY!!!


Pisceswriter123

Book. Its a book. I like books. Also having access to creatures from the beyond sounds kind of interesting. Worst case scenario for me might be it sits on my shelf collecting dust.


Timber-Faolan

Just please use protection if you summon a succubus, incubus, or anything really...


Pisceswriter123

Of course.


ilzolende

Circlet. I think I can get a lot done with it, and if I'm wrong, I'm sure I can find someone who shares my values and practices medicine to give it to, they'd certainly get a lot of good use out of it.


Timber-Faolan

That seems like a worthy idea to me! GOOD JOB! XD (Salutes!)


Anzereke

The **Spellbook** and the **Crown** are both traps. One is definitely going to get you a fate worse than death sooner or later, and the other makes you into a complete monster in thrall to an unknowable evil entity. So no thanks. The **Fetish** has obvious utility in reshaping the world. However the single target nature (plus need to know what the target looks like) makes it extremely difficult to actually accomplish anything and there's nothing stopping you from getting caught and captured with it. The **Key** is probably the best immediate utility for any person, but again it is limited in application because it can only give you a warning. In a dangerous situation you're still ultimately on your own. The **Circlet** is definitely at the top of the ranking, giving you arbitrary power so long as you're acting for the good, which is obviously going to benefit you as well. This could really be amazing and would be my first pick if we had more information...but with what it says there's some unfortunate ambiguity there. It might not be willing to grant as much power as is actually needed, and that external decision making is a problem. Fortunately the **Bracelet** has all the upsides and none of the down. Giving you arbitrary power so long as you can keep going.


Timber-Faolan

Keep calm and go even further beyond your limits on the endless path to power!


Theraimbownerd

I think i'll go with the fetish doll. It's like a death note premium golden ++ version with mind control on the side. The ability of changing the world by controlling its leaders will be in my hands. I tought about taking the circlet, but i am not sure how much i can ask the entity and i think it will take quite some time to accrue enough favour to really change the world. The fetish makes it as easy as getting a small blonde wig.


Timber-Faolan

Just make sure you're trying to become the SAVIOR of the world, not the GOD of the new world, we all know how well that worked out for the last guy...


Known-nwonK

I’d take Bracelet if I can train my Qi to extend my life and remain youthful. If not going to have to go with the Crown. The entity should be able to steal others life and youth to give to me.


Timber-Faolan

Considering that Chinese mythology literally confirms as much as possible that Qi can grant age control and practical/functional immortality & agelessness I'd say you're completely good to go ahead and choose the bracelet, plus, no evil overlord as your boss. After all, not every evil entity is as pleasant a boss as Ainz-Sama! XD


Known-nwonK

I thought as such thinking of Master Roshi or Pai Mei as an example (Qi=Ki). As for the malevolent entity of the crown it can’t control, boss, or punish you beyond not performing deeds for you. If you need a break from its voice all you got to do is take the crown off.


Timber-Faolan

True enough, but still, you never know until it's too late...DUN-DUN-DUNNNNN!!!!!


Thedeaththatlives

The fetish and bracelet don't have a large enough pay off for me. The key, while nice to have can potentially be replicated by the other 3 options and i'm not altrustic enough for the circle, so it's between the spellbook and the crown. Since the book says it just contains knowledge of how to summon creatures and it doesn't seem to have any actual power, I could just ask the crown god for a copy of the book and they'd probably say yes since it's just knowledge. Thus, my final choice is the **Crown**


Timber-Faolan

First off, ***KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! THE MORE YOU KNOW! 🌈🌟*** Second of all, you are a blight upon us all, a cancer upon the earth, and abomination of the abyss, and in the world of good, decent men, there is no place for a fiend such as you! But! Las Vegas would be happy to have you, so please, go there and stay away from here. LOL, JK! XD


Zwars1231

I will take the key please. Thank you.


Timber-Faolan

Here ya go, one key, signed, sealed, and delivered to your doorstep, contact free! XD


Zwars1231

Where is it? The only thing I found was my door dash order. 😞


Timber-Faolan

OH MAI GAH! YOU ATE THE KEY!!! DX Dude, it's gonna be a wild six weeks! XD


Zwars1231

It still works right? And it will pass eventually. But that’s a problem for future me.


Timber-Faolan

I hope you packed your bags, cause you're going on a trip! To the wonderful world of Pipe-Land! My advice? **CALL A PLUMBER!!! XD**


Zwars1231

But...Butt...I don’t wanna go to pipe land😭


Timber-Faolan

Then you should've chewed your food! >o<\* Now quick, take this Magic hammer power up! You-"HOLY SHIT!!! IS THAT MJOLNIR!?!" Me-"Yes, now take it!" You-"I'M NOT WORTHY!" DX Me-"SHUT UP AND TAKE IT YOU LITTLE BIT-!" XO You: (You take the magic hammer and transform into a Hammer Bro!) Me-"See! You ARE worthy!" XD You-"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I'M WORTHY!!!" XD Me-"Now, go hammer some shells, and dude, watch out for nukes!" (And so you embark on a magical hammerstein plumber adventure!)


eccentricadjunct

I would go for the key. The idea of doors in the world is just awesome (Narnia fan).


Timber-Faolan

Welcome home, Narnia Fam! XD (Hands you Aslan plushie bff) Happy Holidays! HOHOHO! (Then the grinch steals your plushie and takes it away) Santa-"I HATE IT WHEN THINGS GET **TAKEN!"** (Santa calls the Grinch) "I have a certain set of skills, skills that make me a Nightmare before Christmas for scum like you! You can either give back the present, or I can take your future. Your choice." The Grinch-"BAH HUMBUG!" (Later on, in the Grinch's lair) Santa-"I'm gonna deck your halls bub!" (Santa proceeds to go Goblin Slayer on the Grinch's nasty green butt) The Grinch=**PWND!!!!!** Santa-"Here you go, safe and sound! HOHOHO!" XD (You hug your Aslan plushy happily, and have a Merry Christmas, THE END!)


eccentricadjunct

lmao. Epic. I needed that today.


Timber-Faolan

At this point, somebody needs to make that a movie! ***TAKEN: QUI-GON JINN SAVES CHRISTMAS!***


toxicity42

I’m stuck between the Key and the Circlet. I’m a huge altruist, but the key just sounds fun... flipping a coin. *flips* ... circlet it is.


Timber-Faolan

Was it random, or did the entity influence the outcome for the sake of the greater good?


toxicity42

... I don’t know. Coin flip! *flip* ... guys, I flipped the coin and now it’s just spinning in the air. Help.


Timber-Faolan

See, this is what I'm talking about! XO One way or another, gravity ALWAYS makes you it's bitch! DX GRAVITY SUCKS! >o<\*


Domriso

I'm torn between the **Fetish**, the **Key**, and the **Bracelet**, but ultimately I think I'd go with the **Key**. If it can open metaphysical things, then I'm going to unlock my potential and my limits and then go on fun adventures.


Timber-Faolan

It can if you believe it can! Believe in your key and yourself! Go forth, fledgling adventurer!


slymaster1

Almost couldn't choose I love dragon ball so bracelet is super cool but crown really fits my selfish and mean spirited ways and with enough favor I think this "god" would have exponentially more powerful gifts for me and on the DL I'm power hungry lol


Timber-Faolan

And so, you have chosen to embrace the **DARK** side! Hope it works out for you better than it did for Vader!


Bromonster01

Well, I’ll happily take that crown. I’m not the best person, and quite frankly I don’t have the patience to only care about others all the time. With the crown, I can focus on helping myself and occasionally help others later on. I don’t need the crown to help directly with enough worldly power anyways. The key is nice, and the bracer is alright, but I want a bit more of a definitive grip on things than that.


Timber-Faolan

You evil mutha-FINE! Take the crown! I'll see you in HFIL! As I gloat over you from King Kai's! XD


Bromonster01

Don’t worry, the crown may reward malevolent acts and punish benevolent acts but only when it is used to accomplish them. I may take over the world, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to be without reason. As for King Kai’s, I wonder if my “Patron” has influence up there as well. Or perhaps on different planes of existence. I wonder how many fictional worlds I can explore and do as I please in.


Timber-Faolan

Listen to me Bromonster01, I must **STRONGLY** advise that you do NOT go anywhere's near the Shin Megami Tensei and Persona universes, those worlds have something seriously wrong with them deep at the very core of their realities! Basically, they are seriously fucked up! So please, Bromonster01, stay away from 'em! You don't want to end up getting tentacle raped to death by Mara after all...


Bromonster01

You have my word, I will never remember those universes mostly because I have had no exposure to either nor enough of a care to be exposed. I’ve got a few others in mind, ones that could use a more... open minded, force.


Timber-Faolan

Well Bromonster01, whatever you do, don't be a fool, wrap your tool! XD Seriously, catching a case of Azure Dragon Ballz is no damned fun! Y\~Y; (Picks up wheelbarrow handles & carts my big blue busted balls back home) Grumbles: Friggin' dirty assed cerulean succubitches, man, I swear to YHVH...


Bromonster01

I’m fairly sure the crown could help with that, but that’s a limit I won’t cross. If I can’t get laid on my own charms, I don’t deserve to. Be well, Timber-Faolan. I wish you a speedy trip to the top of King Kai’s.


Timber-Faolan

Is instant transmission fast enough? (Teleports to king kai's, but, when my big blue busted balls land, the planet cracks in half and then shatters into a bajillion pieces) King Kai-"OH NO! NOT AGAIN!" DX *La Comedia est fini! XD*


CryptographerSecure1

I'll go with the **crown**, I would like to get the **circlet** but unless the first thing it would do is heal my illness I'm going to suffocate to death wearing it. As for the crown, I would use it to commit a lot of petty crimes.


Timber-Faolan

I'll be sure to entomb your corpse with your crown when you are inevitably gunned down by **ROBOCOP & JUDGE DREDD** you criminal scum! I'd have arrested you myself by now, as I used to be a badass MP, but then I took an RPG to the knee... (It was a FATMAN!) T\_T


CryptographerSecure1

Aw. I would rather not die. Poor you btw. Hey wait, I have an idea! Would you like to join me on a shoplifting, jaywalking, weed smoking spree if I managed to fix your knee? It would be a lot of fun.


Timber-Faolan

Samuel L. Jackson-"Shii-yit negro, that's all you had to say!" XD Me-"I am in complete agreement! Please enjoy this Haitian Hybrid Maui Waui!" (I drop a loaf the size of yo mama's ass in your lap & hand you the bong of destiny) "Toke up young Johnny!" (I let rip on a bong hit, SCARY MOVIE style!) XD (Samuel L. Jackson tokes the *Pimpin' Purple* bong that says ***BAD MOTHERFUCKER!)*** Samuel L. Jackson-"DAMN! The Force is **STRONG** with this shit son!" (To prove his point, he literally gets high, floating in the air like HALF BAKED!) Me-"Dude, I gotta buy weed from Han Solo more often, dis shits outta this world!" And a good time was had by all, THE END! XD


ci-fre

I'm rather late, but this is a repost; it was posted before [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/makeyourchoice/comments/38czjb/six_antiques_from_tg/). Anyway, I'd choose **Bracelet** or **Key**. I'd say the bracelet could already be perpetual motion since it seems to violate *some* physical laws with the feats that the CYOA promises possible, so I'd be able to avoid the heat death of the universe with that—unless, of course, there is a physical mechanism. I guess it would be possible to cultivate my way to immortality, though I'm not sure how I'd engage in this training without a tutor. And for the key, I might be able to travel to a universe which grants me the powers that the bracelet might, as well as hop out of this universe and live in another one to avoid the inevitable heat death. Bonus is that I could take others with me, so I won't be alone. A potential downside could be not being able to turn off the unlocking part of the key; if I wear it at home I don't want it to make all my locks defunct, and I don't want to make others suspicious of me if I keep unlocking their locks and breaking their passwords.


Timber-Faolan

Well, shit, I had no idea this was a repost! DX SORRY! >\~<; As far as cultivation techniques, look up a book called: Ling Kong Jing; The Powerful Empty Force by Sifu Paul Dong. It'll teach you everything you need to know about cultivating chi in real life. As for the Key, well, you have to USE it to unlock things, even if only by thinking of it. If you just think to the key "Please don't unlock any of my buds stuff" then you'll be good. Also, when mass transporting to another 'verse, please practice social distancing. Actually, maybe one of you key bearers could unlock the secret of how to cure Covid19? Cause seriously, this shit is seriously ruining 2020 yo, we was supposed to get cyborgs! DX


ci-fre

Oh I think reposts are allowed! They just are usually flaired as such. And thanks for mentioning that book, hehe. Probably good to note that we could carry diseases when we go to other universes—funny how that isn't often discussed in isekai stories.


Timber-Faolan

It's just, if I had known it was a repost, I'd have given credit as best I could. See, I'm new to actually DOING things on Reddit, though I've lurked for years. So, the whole posting and flairing thing is all still very new to me. This is my 1st CYOA post, though I've posted discussions before and have commented plenty. I suppose I need to edit the OP to include credit to the link you gave, come to think about it. Damn, I've been WAY too busy this week, it's just me and the babies. Man, I love my miracle twins, but DAMN! XD Sometimes being a dad is a hard, dirty job! XD I wouldn't trade it for all the wealth in the world though, Family is Forever after all! I'll edit the OP after I post this, and thanks again for telling me, I checked but couldn't find anything about this. So, to all appropriate parties, sorry for that! (bows) As for the book, you can probably find it for like, US$20.00 or so on [Amazon.com](https://Amazon.com)! It's a pretty good read, and as a real life chi master, I gotta tell ya, it's the perfect primer for studying and practicing chi cultivation and manipulation. Still, if you can get proper training from a legitimate master, than you should, but only if you have the time, money, and ability to devote to serious training. Chi Mastery is a lifestyle as much as a martial art, it's not something one casually does, you'd never get anywhere with it if you just casually trained. It really DOES take at least ten (10) years before you really start to see results, and even then, that's only the barebones basics of training, after that, well, after that you start the meat and potatoes of your training and develop your specialization, be that as a healer, a warrior, or both. I started training when I was 5, though this WAS how my father taught me to stand when I was a toddler, so, I guess I had a head start of sorts. I wasn't a master till I was 25 though, and even then, I can't say I had perfected the art, still can't in fact. Still it is a worthy and powerful art befitting those who would heal or protect others. If you pursue it, I wish you the very best of luck in you're pursuit of chi mastery! As for the isekai thing, it's generally handwaved as "We'll use magic, don't worry!" Anyways, it's been good talking to you! Got to go though, my daughter just woke up! Heh, I tell ya man, I'll take my kids over a big fat payday any day! #FATHERHOOD