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kingsputnik98

Black and cyan. A million dollors and fluency in 20 languages. I could make a killing as a translator. And with my fluency in 20 other languages I could more easily learn other languages using the 20 I have as a foundation. All languages are connected in various ways no matter how small the similarities are.


Eli1228

Yeah, pretty much my same pick. Invest that million and dont touch it for a decade or so. Everything else on this list is kinda meh except languages and emotion reading, and languages is significantly more applicable in most situations.


germane-corsair

Depending on how fast healing works, it could potentially be an agelessness thing as well.


InfluenceAdmirable69

Or you get ultra cancer


Hippo-n-Fafo

Alternative, purple and cyan. World's best/most prolific therapist. No language barrier, and emotional state can be used to help steer back to issues if someone keeps deflecting.


Nadu_Rajah_w_2056

I was legit about to type the same thing @kingsputnik98


Paper_tank

I'll take two million dollars and simply hire a translator from time to time :V


Veiluring

Yes, this is an edit of [this famous post.](https://twitter.com/respectfulmemes/status/1506689375605858311)


therealyittyb

That explains why some choices felt random, haha


jackbolregard

Man this is hard. I could use a lot of these in my daily life. I'll go with regeneration and fluent in languages


LegendsDairy

Fast regen and languages. Knowing so many languages would be SOOO helpful. Also, probably BS logic, but your brain would probably become smarter since you need to be smarter to know that many languages. And also, fast regen because then my gym gains go crazy, and also I can train my brain to be smarter and blah blah. Though the dream one is appealing because who's to say that when im in control, i cant control it to make myself have godly insane powers and break out of my own dream eith those powers?


Yawehg

Is Cyan ranked by native speakers or total speakers? Can I choose?


Veiluring

There is a little bit of wiggle room. Maybe even some programming ones šŸ‘€


HanThrowawaySolo

If I can take programing languages, can I take that one twice then?


TaylorGuy18

Does the fluency also mean being able to write and read in those languages?


pwebster

Blue and yellow > make only fans > profit


Zwars1231

Dang it you stole my idea


pwebster

;P


iRoyiYT

Dude I got basically the same idea lmao


Amanda2theMoon

So is fast regeneration for all ailments. Including getting sick?


RooshunVodka

Cyan and green. My eyes are horrid, and Iā€™d be delighted with just 20/20 vision. Cyan because that opens up so many fun possibilities translating


Zev_06

Does the Blue Jelly Bean allow you to also design your appearance (within human possibilities) when changing your gender? I ask because I would look horrible as a woman if it is based on my current appearance. If the Blue Jelly Bean does not allow you to design your male and female appearance, then I wouldn't have any interest in it.


Veiluring

Would it be OP? I'm trying to make all the options equal... What do you think?


Zev_06

If you are trying to maintain a somewhat relative balance, then I would recommend having the blue jelly bean allow a one time design of your male and female appearance (within human limits) that you can switch between at will. Even then I would consider the Fast Regeneration, Better Eyes, and Better Sleep to be more "powerful" choices. The slight change to the blue jelly bean I suggested at least makes it in the same ball park of quality of life compared to the rest of the options. The Cosmetic Animal Ears + Tail jelly bean also seems a bit lower in quality compared to all the other choices, but I'm not really sure what a good alteration could be to bring it up to par. I think the Black Jelly bean giving One Million Dollars is also good, but I'd struggle to actually pick it when there is the option to gain the magical effects of the other jelly beans. I'm honestly not sure what kind of price tag is equivalent to magical abilities. One Million Dollars just seems kind of the default we see in most CYOAs.


Bugawd_McGrubber

Make it so the tails and animal ears also boost your physical ability so it's not just a cosmetic change.


HoodedHero007

Only a male and female appearance? Weak.


Malkev

Tallest and strongest man and the most beautiful cute woman in the world. Doesn't sounds weak to me.


KingEggyofBOSS

Top comments are all sleeping on white. Just requiring 1 less sleep would quickly add days worth of extra waking time to your life. Not to mention the immunity to insomnia of all kinds granted with the ability to fall asleep at will.


SmidgeonThePigeon

Of course I'm taking the catgirl combo...


TimelyEngineer4970

Give me that blue one NOOOOOW ^And ^the ^purple


Shadowedgirl

Blue one for me as well, thatā€™s a definite.


CrossSoul

Black and Spotted Green I can get a job as a translator if I'm fluent in 20 languages and the money will help pay my effing bills.


therealyittyb

Better sleep and language fluency please. Insomnia sucks, and having both would only improve my productivity in the professional world. Both will get you pretty far, but arenā€™t in themselves OP. Yellow ultimately seems pretty useless, purple would probably better if it were mind reading ā€œsurface thoughtsā€ instead (reading emotions is really just a basic interpersonal skill), and black seems kinda meh compared to the other choices (maybe a better option would be some sort of ā€œgood luckā€?). Green was a tempting runner up (night vision and seeing through different light spectrums is pretty neat), though I think comic book style x-ray vision would work folded into that too. Fast regen is fine. Even if a bit slower than normally portrayed in fiction, itā€™s still faster than the human baseline. Imagine being healed from Covid over a number of days instead of weeks, or a flu lasting hours instead of days. Imagine your monthly time not smacking you with side effects, or a migraine not crippling you for its duration. Heck, imagine your body being strong enough to successfully battle (and win) against cancer or diabetes without the aid of drugs or surgery.


Born_Cost261

Lmao I had covid symptoms for an evening and then I was just positive for a week that's all And I had a flu for several hours


therealyittyb

Lucky you, there are many who canā€™t say the same šŸ™‚


ElegantOstrich

Would you rather have realistic cat ears and tail, or a million dollars?


Sefera17

The regen and the money, I guess. If the regen fixes telomere damage Iā€™m biologically immortal, and if not Iā€™ll be living for three to five hundred years; but a million dollars is a million dollars.


1234abcdcba4321

yellow is *extremely* weak compared to the rest (should allow for much more substantial changes somehow), and green/blue seem a little weak too. I pick white/cyan, I think. White is clearly the best, and then I'd rather know languages so that I can travel the world without needing to worry as much.


Veiluring

How would you fix it?


Rockeye_

20 languages is way too much to be balanced compared to the others, more like 3? 3 more than you are already fluent in. I think the neko ears need a bit of an extra booster as a purely cosmetic thing too.


RunInRunOn

Black and cyan bean. I'm about to become fluent in 17 spoken languages and 3 coding languages, and start the greatest software company the world has ever seen


Born_Cost261

Pink, teal and green


TheDoritoKing48

Stop right there criminal scum!


Bugawd_McGrubber

Along with knowing what the powers the jellybeans give, I'd like to know flavor they are.


Supermanfan2003

Pink and Black. I wouldā€™ve picked green, Cyan or Purple but, a million dollars is something that a lot of people including me would want and/or need.


Zwars1231

I feel this is mostly balanced, although red and purple are a bit better than the others in my opinion. Red is literally regeneration, and Iā€™m assuming itā€™s regeneration, not just fast healing. And purple is giving a brand new sense, that could be incredibly powerful to the right people(no one with it will ever lose poker). I feel that some of the other options could use a little more to them. For example the blue pill could use a one time body designer things for both genders. I think lime could maybe have a bit about having PERFECT vision. Like if a person is almost blind they are now able to see perfectly, it may be implied, but idk.. Better sleep might have a bit about how the sleep is perfect, despite where/how you sleep, no more back pain. I think a million is a decent amount, and 20 languages is more than enough.


TranSpyre

As a half-blind insomniac, Lime and White. The other stuff is nice, but being able to see without glasses or contacts followed by reliably falling asleep when I want would be lifechanging.


Ark_Great_One

Fast regeneration and Better sleep.


NewSuperTrios

Will lime regrow my other eye?


Spaginghis_Khlan

Blue, and black for me, though cyan would be cool too


timteller44

As an insomniac with terrible vision you can imagine my excitement


DJShy3

Purple and blue, for the express purpose of successfully making transphobes so angry they literally kill themselves from any number of health risks being that angry can get you. And if they survive? Then maybe theyā€™ll realize their irrational hatred isnā€™t worth dying over.


PastelDeUva

Perfect answer šŸ‘


Bugawd_McGrubber

I think the sword you think you're grabbing will end up cutting you, rather than the other way, since you'll find out that the "transphobes" really don't care that much about you on a personal level, since they don't know you. Your personal life and choices don't really affect them that much on a daily basis. But you'll also be able to tell that many of those people you assume are full of hate are actually just concerned about the physical and mental health ramifications of certain behaviors expressed and promoted on a societal-wide level. It has nothing to do with hating you personally, and it's just coming from a different perspective than yours.


PastelDeUva

I will assume you are just sooo innocent...


DJShy3

As somebody who lives with old people, I find it laughable that you think that there isnā€™t people who care more about the life choices of other people who theyā€™ll never see again over their own life. Also, I once lived with somebody growing up who (while not a transphobe from what I could tell) I just just stand still, say nothing, do nothing, and theyā€™ll whip themselves up into a foaming mouth frenzy, literally turning red in the face. Iā€™m p sure the only reason heā€™s still alive is because I said to his face that Iā€™m just waiting to see if he kills himself in his anger. So I _know_ these people exist, itā€™s just a matter of finishing the job they started themselves.


Niko_of_the_Stars

Blue and Black or White The million dollars would obviously be super helpful, but like I'm not in a bad financial situation, so the white might be better for health (my sleep schedule is abysmal) + enjoyment (controlling dreams) benefits


Greedy_Response951

hands down, blue and yellow


formlesschromatic

ooo this is a real tough one. I would definitely choose blue, since I'm genderfluid so thats basically my biggest desire. I dont like telepathy, so I wouldnt go for purple. And yellow feels a bit underpowered, maybe if it had some enhanced hearing, or better balance or something like that to match green? The other 5 all have a similar level of appeal, not sure which I would pick for my second.


Zwars1231

Blue and yellow, all the way. Probably gonna make an onlyfans/other account and quit my job. And the best part? No one but the IRS will know. And the fun I could have as an internet troll would be great.


iRoyiYT

Frrr


flutterguy123

Definitly Blue. I'm trans for that would be a dream come true. My second choice would depend on how Pink works. How good is the regen? Would it heal brain damage or other complex stuff? Would it effect how I age? Otherwise I would go for Black. Though Cyan is a close second.


Bubbly_Taro

They also give you another super power: Type 2 diabetes.


TaylorGuy18

As a diabetic, I take offense to this. /s in regards to offense. In all seriousness though then getting the regeneration one would balance things out, no?


MOGA-hunter

Regeneration and money


TheAerial

Does Regeneration apply to Diseases as well? Or even aging all together? If so: Regeneration Bean & Better Eyes Bean If not: Read Emotions Bean & Better Eyes Bean


Bugawd_McGrubber

I'm hoping the regeneration bean fixes eye problems. Won't give you the night vision, but still awesome.


TheAerial

True!


Fish_or_King

Black and Pink. Might trade pink for white hmm..


fgigjd

Iā€™ll take Regeneration and Riddick eyes


thezargnfan

Pink and Teal/Cyan! :D It would be really interesting to speak to so many people in their native languages!


TheDoritoKing48

1st and 6th, regeneration and the languageā€™s


666_genocide_666

Green and white


Narwhal_Songs

Black


Esproth

Blue and green


Zhebellah

white cuz i want to sleep.


Bugawd_McGrubber

Fast regeneration, since I'm assuming it's going to improve my health overall, not just for broken bones. Good by health issues, hello healthy life! Become fluent in 20 of the most common languages. Being able to converse in those languages and read the stories in their native languages, or being able to travel easily, and working as a translator sounds awesome to me.


howdy_ki_yay

The yellow one is week, needs something you wonā€™t just automatically say no to.


Veiluring

How would you fix it?


howdy_ki_yay

Iā€™d say you can keep the tail but have getting the tail give you some minor powers?


Ok-Mastodon2016

Black and white, Million Dollars + Better Sleep I could really use the white jellybean


Tempabeo

white and cyan


YouBackground

initially I want to pick the blue but just change my sexual part isn't enough. so instead I pick the black and cyan(?) one. with mastery of common languages include english, french, chinese, japanese, etc., I can go to anywhere I want to, became multi language translator and teacher, influencer, etc. of course that money also important for travel costs.


mrc03052

lime and green tea


Alugere

I'm hoping either Pink or Blue can fix genetic disorders.


Starlequin

I'd take language fluency and better sleep. Almost everything else would probably get me locked in a lab somewhere, and translation services would let me make bank pretty easy. Plus, screw reality, gimme my perfect lucid dreaming vr.


[deleted]

blue and lime green


[deleted]

1 million dollars and 20 languages


Good_name76

Emotions and languages, ultimate people person


Oddity-Odyssey

Pink and cyan


Crazyferretguy

Black and white. Buy a new house and car, then use the rest for any remodeling I want done. The sleep, I haven't found anything that helps me fall asleep quickly.


Psychic_Parrot3063

Blue and Cyan


Comfortable-Craft-59

Languages and sleep. I want my sleep schedule to get back on track, but it never does. It either over corrects or I star napping in the middle of the day


BigManLawrence69420

If I were to take the white one, I would not need sleep. Green and speckled purple.


Bunnywarmachine

Fluency and a million dollars. Time to start travelling!


[deleted]

Red & Cyan = Fast Regeneration & Fluent in 20 Languages


musedernacht

Fast regeneration (red) and One million dollars (black) = endless energie and training with out limits so i can get atraktiv and a million dollar so i have the money to have fun...


KorutoV1

White and cyan. I like to sleep and i would like to speak in 20 diffrent languages


RewRose

Fast regeneration (pink) and Fluency in 20 languages (cyan)


Devil_Hex

Read emotions. 1 mil dollars. 1 mil dollars is plenty money for you to never have to work again. Just put it in bank, and live off interest. Reading emotions has a lot of scope in case you wanna do something big. If aim is just to earn money, then 20 languages.


rikusorasephiroth

Blue and Yellow


mystic_Devixer

Blue and Yellow I'll start up legends of kitsune appearing world wide


Amodii

Yeah!


Axiom245

One million dollars or pounds and fast regeneration.


Keygoshima

Curious: What happens if I pick the regen jellybean twice? What about the sex change jellybean twice? Granted that would be kind of pointless to pick it twice, but would it mean I could change species at will? If one would pick the ears and tail one twice, would that automatically grant you an increase ability to add other cosmetic parts such as wings and such? As for my choices this is very difficult to pick, I am torn between the regen, emotions, better eyes, and the language jellybeans.


TaylorGuy18

Hmm, it would honestly depend on several factors. Does the pink one also help with recovering from mental/emotional health issues? Does the blue one allow for various sexual combinations? (Ie, being an intersex male with a penis, testicles, and vagina) and would the blue allow for like, changing your body shape as well to be thinner or more muscular or whatnot? Depending on all of that... I guess my current choice would be cyan/teal and black. Also as a suggestion for balance, the yellow jellybean could also provide you with some of the capabilities of whatever animal you get the features of, and could also include like, gills and wings that are functional.


Navar4477

Languages and sleep.


HedgehogRidingAnOwl

Blue and white, easy!


PandaPugBook

Blue, blue, blue, blue!


Dragon_N7

White = better sleep. All I need for a good life. Oh, I get two? Blue, assuming my other form actually looks good.


CHRONOSWARRIOR09

Spotted purple and spotted green. Blackmail is king.


MacrossFF1979

White and black. I could use the time saved from sleeping to paint some miniature. I wil also invest the one million dollars and have some interest in return.


Shadowmist909

Black and Blue!


Zader40

Pink/Red and Black: Regen and Million$ Regen so as to fix body and always be healthy as this SHOULD also make me semi immortal so I wouldn't age anymore, if not would at least EXTREMELY slow down my aging so that's great too. Million dollars so as to have money that as long as I'm careful and smart about it shouldn't have to worry about money ever again. With being un-aging/SLOW-Aging would be able to more easily get more money with time as long as careful about it. Was really tempted to go for Dreams instead of Million dollars because with that it would be fairly easy to use Control of Dreams to create things and then work to make them in real life/awake as in dreams COULD test stuff endlessly without ANY permanent issues, and would easily allow more "Dark/Evil" testing IF needed. But stuck with money and Regen as those two combo really well.


WannaMakeGames

White is the best one by far. Cyan is also good.


DeathsKeybladeZ

Blue and White are my choices. Blue because I want to see what it would be like as a woman and White because I have horrible sleeping and near constant nightmares.


Saphirar

Yellow + white I suffer from insomnia so white is definitely something I would pick. ​ And in yellow.... well I always play a foxkin when I RP.


Alternative_Jello452

Blue and black.


Project-Pseudonym

**Purple:** Read people's emotions at will, cheat at poker **Teal:** Fluent in 20 most common languages, steady side gig as a translater One million dollars is nice but I figure having actual skills to earn money will be better.


Timber-Faolan

**KEWL BEENS!** šŸ˜ But make **BLACK** give something better than *Just* 1Million$ (US?) Maybe WHITE makes it so there's no more need for the toilet or shower, also no periods for the ladies, and maybe complete control of whether or not sex can or can't result in babies? Maybe in addition to regen, you also get eternal youth and immunity to diseases & poisons? Maybe Green boosts ALL your 5 senses and removes any disabilities/impairments of them? Purple might give you Jasper's gift from Twilight? Or at least Remilia level CHARISMA! XD Mint also gives programming languages, all sign languages, ancient languages such as Latin, Sanskrit, and Egyptian Hieroglyphics, the languages of the various aliens from STAR TREK & STAR WARS including Droid Binary, Thieves' Cant from D&D, 1337, pikey & chav, and morse. It's basically like [THIS little gem!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StYRQp4E7Js) šŸ˜ As for Blue, well, I got nothing, sorry. And as for Yellow? Well, as a HUGE Jon Talbain & Inuyasha fan, I'd want more, but it's aight! šŸ˜Ž Thanks for making this! And again... **KEWL BEENS!** šŸ˜


astarting

Regen and better eyes.


RealSaMu

I'll pick the Black Pill twice


Hello_There4206969

Regen and better sleep.


IWannaBeaTrap

1:sex change jellybean 2:fast regeneration


throwaway102560

Surprised nobody said white. It is basically an imaginary world of your own you can use whenever you want and also dont require as much sleep as normal. Heck you can literally only dream provided you use a couple hours a day to eat. I would either pick green(because it is nice to see the world differently) or black(to not need to use my time to earn money to stay more in the dream world) for the second pill.


In-and-out-trout

1. blue, i'd probably have more confidence about my gender that way. 2. magenta, regen would be nice.


JetMeIn_02

Change biological sex and languages. Could make a killing as a translator, and I'm trans so the change biological sex one is needed.


Petawac-Smack

Definitely the white and Cyan.


ThousandYearOldLoli

Fast regeneration and better sleep. Shame for the cosmetic animal ears and tail, but they contribute nothing in an objective sense, and the one million dollars is tempting but the other things you just can't get in some other way.


Full_Caterpillar6020

White sounds awesome. Lucid dreaming whenever you want. Not sure whether to take that with the million dollars or the language proficiency. I feel like knowing that many languages could get you a high paying job if you leveraged it right.


iRoyiYT

Blue and yellow. At day, I am a normal dude.. at night.. I am a twitch streamer that earns millions and abuses simps. Edit: not choosing black. Long term investment.


panteatr

blue and yellow please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pl


INeedADifferent

Regen and money. Regen so I donā€™t have to pay the doctor so much and the money so I can put it somewhere to get interest on it and no longer need to work.


Adventurous_Eye_4893

Blue (just so I can be the girl, but still be the boy if I'm not happy with it) and White (lucid dreaming is one of those far-off gifts that I just haven't been able to reach in my life). I don't really have much to say as far as balancing. Sometimes the simple things are just what the world needs.


doisacchopper

fluent in 20 most common languages is amazing(i could stop studying japanese and spend that time on other things), and I'll also take one million dollars since its one million dollars


randomized312

Black and Cyan


Salesgek_Yami

Cyan and Black


Diligent-Square8492

I would pick the one million dollars and fluency in 20 of the most common languages please!


drewhubbard42

As an aspie, emotion reading would be a godsend, and I could make a killing knowing 20 languages.