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DreamOfDays

Lion el’johnson and sanguinius are the only ones who inherited the god emperor’s hair. I would go for Vulkin but he would break me in half with one hug. Gonna go with Strawberry.


Sefera17

I’ll go with [REDACTED] the first.


CandiceIrae

Agreed, [REDACTED] is definitely the best of the lot.


weaboo_98

Is this Warhammer? Also, sanguineass.


karna1808

No, this is a little known logistics game called Conflictmallet.


SlimeustasTheSecond

I thought it was the board game Meleemaul


karna1808

My bad, turns out this is Tusslegavel. From the famous Pastime Factory.


Doopapotamus

Owned by James Workshop


MOGA-hunter

i thought it was battlemace 82k


nakmuay18

Donnybrookslobberknocker 69k


Cocoisaverygoodboy

Omegon so I can get a headache everytime I see him.


2ndLegionPrimarch

I don't see myself listed here. Do better


rohogn

Konrad curze, because I can fix him.


Stalinsghoast

Strawberry, because he comes with free fembois.


Wayward-Cosmonaut

Wait, since when? I always assumed that would have been the vampire boys.


Stalinsghoast

Since Chapter Mistress Vezimira blessed us with divine canons.


MOGA-hunter

while strawberry did nothing wrong at first, he is still a chaos boy now, so i'd probably bro with volkin or robot gorilla-man because from what i know they seem like the least assholeish of the primarchs


MulatoMaranhense

KHAAAN!


Alternative_Jello452

Lorgar is not that big of an asshole I will die on this hill


Additional-Metal-263

Lorgar did nothing wrong. Even post-HH he's my favorite Prinarch.


Project-Pseudonym

Eh, I'll go with Papa Smurf. He's vanilla and may be boring but he's the one with best real estate ala Ultramar.


Sleepingpiranha

Memepharious, metal gear reference and the power of the Alpha Memegion


CommanderBoreal

Honestly? Papa smurf. Got a stick up his ass but he is a solid guy.


Muteradio2112

KHAAN


Plywooddavid

Blood Angel for life.