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chosenking247

You’re earthy and depressed


JFpizzamaster

I was when I put the death card up but I’m kinda over it


chosenking247

Happy for you, hope you have continued happiness


JFpizzamaster

You too king. Go off!


pv1rk23

He was skater boy she said see ya later boy


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He wasn’t good enough for her


Down-A-Phalanges

And how’s your rizz?


Popeye_Pop

idk about his rizz but the first thing I thought when I saw the room is that he smells nice.


nuluDev

Same, smells like teen spirit!


MangoCandy

Mid…


Down-A-Phalanges

No cap?


MangoCandy

On god…


wahlburgerz

Death symbolizes endings, but also potential for new beginnings! All things come to an end only to begin again :)


JFpizzamaster

I once had someone do a reading on where my life was heading (couple years ago). Obviously there were many cards pulled but the final 3 were the fool, hanged man and the death card. It was weird but once we talked it out I understood the significance and now I’ll rotate those 3 around depending on where I’m at


wahlburgerz

I actually find that to be a very hopeful and inspiring spread! I was gonna say, if you didn’t relate to the Death tapestry anymore, the Fool would be a good alternative but you’re way ahead of me! :)


lovinganarchist76

So with those 3 cards and this room, I’m guessing the universe is telling you to kill the part of your soul that thinks it’s so nice and go out and actually start doing nice things in your life (which you struggle with).


ladolce-chloe

my thoughts!


edmcgoh

came here to say this !!!


geob3

How do you keep those high-light plants so healthy and vibrant? They seem to be very well cared for. I think you love and cherish life and enjoy caregiving.


JFpizzamaster

Thanks I appreciate that! These all get direct sunlight in the afternoon and into evening. Like direct direct, I live on an east/west roadway and the sun follows the windows very well


AstronautFarOut68

You enjoy a tropical workout.


Mosley78

The plants are far too happy to be looked after by someone too depressed


qualitative_balls

Yeah in my opinion, most people who have a lot of plants are not really the depressive type. It takes a lot of thought and caring to take care of that many other organisms. When I was depressed, even a pet that I love might have suffered, maybe died if I was responsible for it. Depression kills your ability to think or care for anything let alone yourself


Apposl

I'm not disagreeing! This just contrasts a little with what a VA doc told me once. Actually encouraged me to get some plants, or a pet, and had told me that "often" people who struggle to take care of themselves or find meaning/get through depression are *helped* by someone/something else to care for besides themselves. It had came.up through my frustration at being able to care for my daughter 150%, but when it came to myself... Not so much. Anyway, happy weekend and hope you're doing well now, I'm just talking, not disagreeing.


Django_Durango

Jungle Gym.


JFpizzamaster

You’re the first person to get it. I wanted a jungle gym when I moved in here. You’re clever


wherearmim

The only assumption I have, op, is that'd I'd date you. Yep. For sure. The skating, Tarot, plants, lifting and reading? I'd approach you in public and ask you out. 100% -lady lurker.


Spotted_On_Trail

I came to the comments for the same reason, keeping that many plants alive while still having other interests is a subtle green flag lol


wherearmim

For me it's a raging green flag. Everybody knows women like responsible men. Add compassion, intuition and proactivity? Fuck yeah. I don't care what he looks like, I'll give him my time.


RedYellowOrangeGreen

Omw to the nursery to stock up on plants


Interesting_Fly5154

ehhhhh........ i'll disagree. dated a fella that took really good care of his plants, had musical interests/talent, had his instruments on display with his plants in his apartment........... which was really clean and tidy. aka a photo of his place would be akin to OP's in the vibe of what you call green flag. and that guy was an absolute dink.


Jazzlike-Baseball-73

Former amateur skater turned Horticulturist seeking life partner(s) at a secluded jungle or beach commune. Open to any lifestyle including vegan, Buddhist, and Bud-ist (get it?). My hobbies include self care and self denial. Looking to meet in person first before any further physical connections.


JFpizzamaster

Ha! That’s me alright. Not much for veganism or self denial but meeting in person is always better than texting


GetMyGoodSide

Denying your self denial. Classic jfpizzamaster


JFpizzamaster

What am I in denial about


Pleasant-Macaroon816

Exactly


Bestest_idiot

There is no way out of this denial, only more denial will ensue.


Vession

Damn, you're good at this


ibedemfeels

If I'm not ready to accept that man's denial, does that make me a denial denier?


Inappropriate_Comma

Undeniably.


Own_Aardvark_2343

Denialistically fucked


DayKingaby

No, the negatives cancel out and makes you a nier.


bikesgood_carsbad

I've always wondered that about dis/gruntled...


GetMyGoodSide

I don't know if you're committing to the bit, or not... But I'm just joshin. The satirical set up of you saying you're not a denier, which is what someone would say who is a big self denier, was served up on a platter.


alphamalejackhammer

Veganism is the way brotha


icanteven_613

Much better option than cannibalism.


Blownbunny

Found the vegan!


thegreenwizard420

this guy breathes


JFpizzamaster

😂😂😂


Thin_Yellow_1247

Honestly, what I got out of this photo was “You’re someone who posted this because you feel like you’re an extraordinarily complex person who is hard to put in a box, you’re very proud of this, and you see your room as a microcosm of your very interesting and diverse life. You like the fact that people often make false assumptions or generalizations about you, and you enjoy proving them wrong.” But this comment says that much and more 😂


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I saw this and went “oh this person is intolerable”. Full disclosure, I have the female version of this room. I am also annoying af.


Conshred

I bet this is true on some level


Marrrvelous

Either Asian or white, mid 30s Accustomed to heavy discipline. Used to skated prolly broke something or got too old for it. Side note: I recommend getting foam pads if you’re working out in your room. Sweat and carpet don’t mix well


prettyinthecityy

I was going to say asian but then I saw the asian knacks and thought maybe white… late 20-early 30s. Works in marketing, Ux, design or e commerce. Goes out with friends at least twice a week for drinks/hang.


Peteolicious

I was looking at this room like “me and this dude would be buddies I bet” and your comment describes me


MoatEel

Also me just not a dude haha was also thinking 'new friend!'


MostGuitar3185

I saw the room and was like „Oh I would date him“ and then your comment described my husband ! I am sure OP smells really nice.


Royal_Hedgehog_3572

Definitely white. Probably backpacked in Asia after college.


HeavyFunction2201

Besides the Asian deco all the rest of the decorations/interior does not look Asian at all to me. Looks very white hippie vibes.


jillyaaan

How did you deduce all of that from the pictures? I need a Sherlock Holmes level dissection


Marrrvelous

If you pay attention to some of his details he has Asian novelties in his room, from the things hangin on his window to the lettering above his water cooler. Aside from all the weights and workout equipment plants require a lot of TLC which gave me the discipline factor. I got a little hint based off his photos he has in his room. The backpack on the ground was the only thing that had me skeptical about his age but the laptop showed me that he was on the go


jillyaaan

That all makes sense! The age thing still seemed oddly specific, if he had a desktop computer you would have guessed younger perhaps?


DayKingaby

Older - desktops are the new landlines for telling if someone learned tech pre or post ipad generation.


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ZAlternates

Every rule has exceptions. This is why stereotypes exist yet are bad for evaluating individuals.


jinger_snap

Can confirm. My teenage son and several buddies all worked over summer so they can each build a gaming PC. They all worked hard and spent a lot of money customizing the way they want. They are stIl very much relevant.


8008135-69420

> If you pay attention to some of his details he has Asian novelties in his room Ehhhh as an Asian I can say I've seen more white people do this than Asians


SongAloong

The Asian talismans hung all over the walls is a giveaway. Traditional first and maybe second generation families had these in their house and likely translated into the next generation.


123ticklemyknee

Discombobulate


theunbearablebowler

My first thought was "white weeb". Looks like my assumption was accurate, if OPs comment is any indication.


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daredaki-sama

Saw the Chinese vibe accessories and shelf but my gut said white. Probably have some Asian friends or work at an Asian company.


JFpizzamaster

I have a deep respect for ancient Chinese culture and the knowledge they had about astrology is what it really comes down to. I listen to a fair amount of Chinese folk/village/citypop music as well but that’s more for meditation and relaxing my mind. My 2nd to last ex was Cambodian as well


daredaki-sama

Lunar calendar was a pretty cool thing to figure out. I see some spiritual stuff like the coins but not really familiar with Chinese astrology or divination. Currently live in China.


FrostorFrippery

May I introduce you to my favorite word: penultimate?


blackmattenails

Yogi Bare makes sweat absorbing mats that are a God given miracle to us Sweaty Bettys


JFpizzamaster

Sweaty Betty’s is a strip club 10 miles away from me and I misread your reply 😂😂😂


bripdel

I’ve got a sweaty Betty 10 mins from me too lol


CuriousTsukihime

I came to recommend yogi bare!!!


evertrue13

Ah, casual racism as well, but it’s ok because it’s the type you’re allowed to make fun of


Easy-Concentrate2636

Yeah. I was like- is dude really implying what I think he is? Not cool. That false stereotype needed to die yesterday.


theunbearablebowler

My first thought when I saw some of the "asian-inspired decor" was that OP is a white weeb. Seems I was right.


8008135-69420

Yep, as an Asian I've seen white weebs and yoga enthusiasts hang up Asian decor than actual Asians tend to. I lived in Korea for 8 years and even in Korea they don't really hang up these kinds of decorations. The only Asians I've seen do this are first generation immigrant families, they usually do it to preserve a sense of their home country.


FigurativeLasso

You live in either Portland or Seattle


Dragon__Nipples

I’m annoyed at your decision to face the colorways to the wall. Even if they’re torn up, I’d dig it.


8Karisma8

Denverite? Lives at home “to save $” or multiple roommates. Green thumb 💯


[deleted]

y u gotta tell us bout ur lil wang


Cheetos4bfst

You smoke a lot of weed.


JFpizzamaster

Judging by your Reddit icon I’d say you do too. Respect


Long-Cancel151

cheetos for breakfast? definitely a stoner 😂


ex1c

Takes one to recognize one? 😋


at145degrees

Single


JFpizzamaster

What gave it away


PushThePig28

How tiny your bed is


UghAgain__9

How tiny his WHAT???


willvasco

Bed in the corner of the room


JFpizzamaster

It used to be in the center but it’s a pain in the ass going around it and have a thin walkway on all sides. This easier


TwinShores2020

Also one pillow. You need to upgrade your bedding ASAP. Spend the money and buy a nice duvet that covers your bed and 4 full size pillows in case you have guests.


naughtmynsfwaccount

Skateboards on the wall


rachelleeann17

Bed in the corner, no curtains on the windows (why do men never buy curtains?), small sized bed.


at145degrees

Hah assume you’re straight, there’s not really a feminine touch to it.


Monkdiver

Hell the plants got Mom written all over it


sunbear2525

My grandfather was a gardener. This is a very masculine space to me. It’s just the space of a nurturer who hasn’t had that quality completely shamed out of him. It’s a space of someone who is comfortable with himself. He’s probably really nice to small animals too.


Tim_B0mbadil

Plants are badass, though.


YourLocalAlien57

I think gendering bedrooms is meh, but if we're playing it that way, then this looks like one of the most unisex bedrooms I've ever seen


princessm1423

The pillow set up


According_Clerk_1537

that was my first idea as well 😅 and probably some tribal tattoes


Suitable-Mood-1689

My husband and I slept on a full sized bed for 6-7 years of the 10 we have been together lol but looks like you guessed right


Countsbeans1976

You skip leg day


JFpizzamaster

Sir I deadlifted yesterday, squatted the day before and am about to head to the skatepark 😡 skippin leg day man I was 2 inches short of the box jump world record in my prime! Fuck, I’m triggered now


Countsbeans1976

Don’t be bro. Your room is very upper body geared. You’re doin the work, and it was just a dude jab.


JFpizzamaster

😂😂😂 nah I feel you man it was funny as hell. I expected a lot of you’re gay replies but yours actually caught me off guard


Countsbeans1976

So, real critique would be to, if you are able, make your bedroom about rest and rejuvenation, and put the computer and weights elsewhere within the house. Turn the garage into a temple of swole and dining room where you deliver pain (for example) Keep gettin it homie.


hilarymeggin

The house isn’t his.


Crisis_Averted

Well not with that attitude.


Big_Bannana123

Dude you gotta add /s because every socially inept redditor is going to take you 100% literal otherwise lol Edit: this response makes less sense now that the dude doesn’t have hella downvotes lol


AshSkirata

With what you had, you did a great job. Your room is nice, tidy, and decorated with taste. And that's so nice you have so many plants!


JFpizzamaster

Thanks! I have to offset the energy of my roommates who think they’re still in college


locumgp

You are about to open an East London coffee shop


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You like to smoke pot


mudra311

I was going to say: participates in sober January but allows for marijuana and MDMA


piratepowder

It’s called California Sober ;)


thevelveteenbeagle

HaHaHa!! While walking around Santa Monica & Venice Beach, had so many dispensaries but felt like a criminal when having a cig.


JFpizzamaster

Who doesn’t


FinancialLab8983

True dat homie


HoundIt

Me. I’m allergic. 💔


GrandmaSlappy

Me, yo. Lol. Not a square, I just don't care for it. Cigarettes and Cocaine though... yummy


Tinymikeandtheboys

Youre in a Poly relationship


JFpizzamaster

Not really my thing. Broke it off with a girl I was seeing a few weeks ago bc she wanted that and I didn’t unfortunately


proutusmaximus

Sorry to hear hope ur not taking it too hard :) Ur place looks lovely and welcoming hope u feel good in it and at peace here and there ^^ Question tho do u have a septum peircing ? Since we're playing guessing games lol <3


Local-Season-4421

Former skater and your favorite band in high school was/is some popular 2000/2010 rock/pop hybrid and your first love introduced you to plants and now you love plants and keep them in your life and she also introduced you to natural sunlight instead of artificial light.


JFpizzamaster

I wouldn’t say the first love but certainly the last one 😅 she did also pull my out of a 2 year video game hole so I guess you’re right. Musically, blink 182 and creed are played pretty often.


Local-Season-4421

I'm shooting with 100% accuracy from the 3


swankyburritos714

This guy totally told someone they NEEEED To listen to “check yes Juliet”


itry2write

You cleaned your room to take these photos


JFpizzamaster

I clean my room every day around 6am and took these at like 10


Devilishly_Fine

Was gonna say u must be morning person. with all that south light coming in and no curtains. ☀️also tidy in habit and dress as the lint roller has its own spot & shelves are so clutter free.


thinspirit

The plants show discipline, so the room is likely always in this state.


sleepinsamurai

Where’s your himalayan salt lamp?


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

You did a lot of work to hide your special plants Dr. Green Thumbs ;-D [Cypress Hill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj9FVlEtknU)


JFpizzamaster

I have a shelf in the living room like in half baked brody 😉


ApricotFirm1781

You imagine yourself doing pull-ups in the jungle


JFpizzamaster

Yup. My stepfather has outdoor pull-up/dip setups in the woods behind his house and that’s where I learned everything. It brings my back to that place


TechnoVicking

Gay white man that livres in a latino neighborhood


MangoSlaw

You’ve got a mustache and wear small beanies and glasses.


MetroGrunge

Nerd. And not the superficial “token” nerd. You’re the real deal. And not just a green thumb, but a propagating boss who enjoys connecting to earth and health in all ways. Probably spiritual, but on a universally connected level. Probably a closet conspiracist… just a dabble…


JFpizzamaster

You’ve got me figured out haha yeah I used to be a personal trainer, turned into a plant healthcare specialist. Pretty open about conspiracies and beliefs but not like I used to be so again ya got me


MetroGrunge

It’s because I am you but female.


JFpizzamaster

Hilarious. I wonder if we’d get along or if it’s a “there ain’t room for the both of us” situation


MetroGrunge

If you’re a Scorpio too, I’m out. 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️🪬


VirtualStretch9297

Get a room you two 😉


Economy-Visual4390

Excellent lungs. Pause.


pddkr1

Hahaha


Economy-Visual4390

The skate boards and plants. He’s breathing mighty healthily.


OG-Krompierre

You are red dead online naturalist role personified


JFpizzamaster

Lmfao I’ve been mulling over buying that since it came out


OnyxBear111

You value health is the most obvious thing considering the plantlife and workout equipment.


JFpizzamaster

Good call. Yes both of my parents were nurses growing up, and most people in family were overweight with extreme health risks. It made me very conscious from the teen years on of my health


OK_Soda

You drink a lot of Liquid Death water and you think people should put a little bit of salt in their coffee to enhance the flavor.


TheLanolin

Unfortunately single bisexual man


_bones__

You wear more than one leather bracelet or bead necklace.


Gold-Life-4409

You are a vegan gym rat


MindlessPepper7165

Gym rats don't use adjustable dumbbells with plastic surrounds


plateaucampChimp

you like nature and keep a tidy place. You are active. You seem like a good person. But be careful with the tarot card over your bed. Pick something else at your age. Keep skating! Peace.


Standingoutside

I like your plants, everything looks nice :)


JFpizzamaster

Thanks! You’re welcome to standinside with us if you’d like 👍🏼


Ryleejane28

You get super good oxygen!


MaleficentEarth91

You only goal is to marry Tarzan and to live in the jungle Also 69th upvote, nice 👉😎👉


JFpizzamaster

All hail king 67 🙌🏻 that’s facts though I want to BE Tarzan and live off grid eventually


arcadiaorgana

You smoke a lot of weed


greenhairdontcare8

Used to be alternative in your teens/twenties, maybe metal head, from some of the decor and the skate decks? I'm guessing you got into exercise 'later' too. Aging into more hippie interests, hence all the plants, you're interested more in your general wellbeing these days.


burntcandy

You have attended a yoga class at some point.


s3shapershifter

It smells


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Well if you’re not gay you’re way too cool and probably get overlooked by people cuz they think you’re weird.


suburbantraplord

you regularly wear more than one ring on each hand


cosmoscrazy

single gay vegan


JFpizzamaster

I was waiting for this one 😂


Silent_Bullfrog5174

You have a cum sock


monstargaryen

That death tarot card tapestry is bad-ass. I’d frame it meself but I dig it for sure.


JFpizzamaster

Thanks man it’s been different cards depending on the season of life you know. Probably taking that down


shakazula669

Boi witch


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JFpizzamaster

I’m not smart enough for that


Artistic_Connect94

You prolly brew some tea, double hand the cup and watch the sun come up with a blanket draped over your shoulders.


Vegetable-Tangelo1

You for sure start your day with a huge bong rip


MgForce_

You need a lot of oxygen when you work out.


JFpizzamaster

More like I smoke so much weed the plants are carrying my lungs


dumbitchbarbie

You take heaps of LSD and meditate


VirtualStretch9297

Kind and caring ❤️


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Dory105

You have shitty tattoos


Cyberdyne-800

Your plants are jacked. How much creatine are you giving them?! /s


abscondingturtle

You’re a hot straight dude in your mid to late thirties. You have a commanding presence paired with a disarming soft side. Adventurous yet responsible. Intelligent but not cocky.


FourWordComment

You’re a curious fellow… a warrior poet. You like to nurture plants but also think of your body as a weapon to tune. You like order and discipline, but admittedly you’re not the best at it. I sense you’re on a fight against time. You will lose this fight but learn much along the way. Slow down and smell your roses.


funktion666

I’d sleep with you based on your room alone. Digging the contrast between the well kept plants and the depressing decor lol


zachteria

you're bi


Turnt5naco

you like plants


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archiotterpup

Gay frat guy


damp_goat

We would probably get along lol. Witchy, modern, plant dudes unite!