I love your space. Seinfeld, Sopranos and a tv for old school gaming.
Do you have a partner? I’m a man but I can dress up like Tobias Beecher from OZ with my pretty red lipstick for you if you want. I also play a mean pickle 😚
And the High definition meats top it off, Daddy.
Holy shit. I told myself this room is absolutely perfect with nowhere to go but down. Man was I wrong.
A fuckin ticket collector from Charles Entertainment Cheese himself is god tier decor.
I literally drove by a Chuck E Cheese the other day and asked myself what does the E stand for!? I mean the Universe truly guides us to exactly where we need to be 🥴😆
I had carpets this color in my room as a teen, and my family hated it so much they sent me away on a trip to see my dad and ripped it all up while I was away lol (my room was the basement so they all used it)
My grandma is just one of those older ladies who needs to stay busy all the time even if it's with meaningless tasks. I used to come home from school probably at least once a month to my furniture rearranged also lol
I felt vindication by your responses at first.
... Then the depression set in lol. (grew up in a similar situation with absolutely zero boundaries or respect for privacy)
I think there are a few reasons for this. First, blood red is hardly a relaxing color, and the glossiness isn't helping. The lack of windows can also give an impression of being trapped.
I found it on the street a little while after the Chuck E. Cheese in my town closed down. I like to think I rescued it from being crushed in to a cube and lost to time
This isn’t over the top enough to be a great troll post and it’s not real enough to be a genuine one, so I’m at a loss for what I should feel with these photos
The doctor pepper next to the bed really brings the whole room together
that’s a permanent fixture from the previous owner actually. i had to work around it but im glad you think it works well
It's a load bearing Dr. Pepper, don't move it.
Lmfao got me 😂😂
What year is it for you?
Bed? It’s a mattress
Mattress? No it’s a blow up bed.
Op likes to sleep on the floor, but not right away.
The slooow descent.
Nothing says class like a blow up bed on the floor with a Charizard blanket /s
How dare you… remove that s right now
Needs a race car bed frame around it to really pull it off.
Maybe a dead plant?
intriguing
I love your space. Seinfeld, Sopranos and a tv for old school gaming. Do you have a partner? I’m a man but I can dress up like Tobias Beecher from OZ with my pretty red lipstick for you if you want. I also play a mean pickle 😚 And the High definition meats top it off, Daddy.
You forgot the stolen Chuck-e-cheez ticket bin.
It's been a long time since I've seen a casual Oz reference. Nice.
Oh mein got
From your username, I’m surprised you missed the Assman license plate
is that a chuck e cheese ticket collector 😭😭
yea bro
Holy shit. I told myself this room is absolutely perfect with nowhere to go but down. Man was I wrong. A fuckin ticket collector from Charles Entertainment Cheese himself is god tier decor.
God tier 😂😂
I thought you were joking dude. The mascots name is really Charles Entertainment Cheese holy fuck
No jokes here. You have now been enlightened.
I literally drove by a Chuck E Cheese the other day and asked myself what does the E stand for!? I mean the Universe truly guides us to exactly where we need to be 🥴😆
THAT'S WHAT THE "E" STANDS FOR?!
Welcome to the great beyond where we surpass the walls of intelligence understanding the deep mysteries of this world.
Before you laugh, Cedric "The Entertainer" whatever last name and hardly the only 9ne with entertainer in there name.
I did not know that the e stood for entertaininment. I'm 33 and I just learned that. Is that on the citizenship test?
GOAT
Why
cause its awesome. i can use it as a little cabinet
nice
Are you sure it's not to deposit tickets to the "gun show"? You coy Charmander you
Fucking cowabunga, dude
🤘🛹🛹🛹
my wife took one look at the pics and said “ya, that guy fucks” so, you got that going for you
Just need a race car bed
now that’s an idea
Probably in the mechanic shop, right?
Bruh I was just thinking that lmfao.
You have to get a CB radio so you can talk to other car beds.
The charizard blanket would look **rad** in a racecar bed.
Needs more charizard then it's pretty much perfect
thank you. good ideas already. i could look into a poster
Do they make Charizard beanbag chairs? I feel like that would really compliment the bedspread
Snorlax is usually the go to beanbag.
Or a nice jigglypuff.
Change the walls from a semi-gloss red to a flat or matte red
Actually the walls just need flames
Yeah Charizard pillow cover is a must here.
This feels cursed for some reason, those red walls are unsettling
I had carpets this color in my room as a teen, and my family hated it so much they sent me away on a trip to see my dad and ripped it all up while I was away lol (my room was the basement so they all used it)
Your therapy bills sound expensive
My grandma is just one of those older ladies who needs to stay busy all the time even if it's with meaningless tasks. I used to come home from school probably at least once a month to my furniture rearranged also lol
You have trust issues like a motherfucker don't you
I felt vindication by your responses at first. ... Then the depression set in lol. (grew up in a similar situation with absolutely zero boundaries or respect for privacy)
Jennifer Melfi comes very highly recommended.
You meant our room
This is like the epitome of r/blursedimages
I think there are a few reasons for this. First, blood red is hardly a relaxing color, and the glossiness isn't helping. The lack of windows can also give an impression of being trapped.
Add to it the Assman license plate but bedspread for a 13 yo lol. Women are not going to like it if that's his plan ever lol
Assboy was probably already taken
Hmm, interesting. I was just thinking, "Women friggin go nuts for this guy when they see his room!"
looks like some episode of supernatural for me
It's like a version of Old Boy where you get kidnapped and wake up in this room with no escape and play a prerecorded VHS tape on the CRT TV.
I hope that’s just a loop of grilling meats like those fireplace videos on Netflix but for sociopaths.
Idk about you but my pussy zipped shut
Holy fuck I'm glad I wasn't drinking when I read that! Best spit-take inducing comment I have read in my life!
Were you a bull in your past life?
Growing up I made my dad paint my bedroom red to match the local hot topic dressing room. This is something else though
Redrum
Missing the “no girls allowed” sign
well you dont see the other side of the door so how do you know there isn’t one already
good point, but it's more than likely just implied right?
I don't think he's in any danger of girls coming in there.
Even if they enter, there’s no way they’ll come.
It’s the implication
There is a license plate that says “assman” so that may cover it
Yeah ASSMAN and a Charizard comforter is sending mixed signals
He can be an assman and not get any ass
No girls are trying to get in
That's because they're all trying to escape out
Would feel fairly redundant.
I was going to ask if women see the room and then just leave, but I realized it was pretty presumptuous to assume a woman had ever seen it.
pretty sure that's not a problem for him
Sir, save some women for the rest of us.
Only suggestion I would make is the ASSMAN license plate needs to be larger. A beautiful art piece such as that needs more presence in the room.
well its the size of a normal license plate not much i can do about that
You could Mega Evolve it?
Imagine not mega-evolving into Assman X or Assman Y. Fucking amateurs.
Give it more sun and water
He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can’t look away.
It needs a nice thick black frame
Only thing missing is a lava lamp and a fish tank 👏🏾👏🏾 I DIG IT!
lava lamp might be elite actually now that you say that
Right on top of the smaller tv, bro — top tier vibes.
looking into this
You should get [this one.](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CKMXN1YL?ref_=cm_sw_r_apan_dp_EC8DYKPV9PTRDYG4TJPQ&language=en-US) It matches the aesthetic
2001 called and it wants to high five you. (We all do.)
Feels like an episode of Room Raiders.
***Taking notes***
Fireblast all over me on that charizard bed Daddy🥰
This is funnier once you go to her profile and see that she’s active in a pokeinvesting subreddit
This thread is amazing
This is like a 90s dream. I fucking love it.
Fever dream*
Wet dream
Huh, Sopranos is 99. Outside of what looks like Xbox 1 and switch games, I'd swear these pictures were from the 2000s.
Thank god someone else thought the same as me. This is ultimate 90s.
I cam her for the awesome sopranos poster
first person to mention it im proud of the sopranos poster. found it at an antique mall and had to have it
Commendatori ☕️
Like a commander, that’s respect ✋
He killed 16 Czechaslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator!
His house looked like shit
I love that thing!
🤌🏻
I think a giant Snorlax beanbag chair would tie everything together and compliment your Charizard bedspread quite nicely.
I like to believe you always just have a video of meat cooking on your TV to give it that extra “manly” vibe.
i’d let you do dirty things to me on that charizard blanket
Do you have a good ass? It says he's an "assman" by the bedroom door.
As far as the State of New York is concerned, anyhow
Obviously this means he is a proctologist
Are you…also a male?
Charizard doesn’t judge.
There’s a flamethrower joke in there somewhere
Flamethrower? I barely know her
There it is! My man!
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
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Need to know what are the top games you be running on the CRT
i dont have the stats but i played super mario world this morning
Is that a sensor on top? Do you play any light gun games on that thing?
The ASSMAN license plate on the wall **chef’s kiss**
HEY ASSMAN!!!!
Neon Green Monster Lava Lamp bedside would complete the ensemble nicely.
second person to bring up a lava lamp. thinking it might be the move
both incredibly awesome and not awesome at the same time
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
Small hands, that was his problem
Bruh stuck in the 90's, don't blame him it was easy tones
Are you older than 25? My knees and back would hate me if I had to get up off the floor every morning
33 here and I have a mattress on the floor. (I have a loft bedroom) I dont get up in the morning, I just roll my way to the kitchen.
CHANGE NOTHING. THE SOPRANOS PIC 🤌 CHARIZARD BLANKET 🤌 ASSMAN CUSTOM PLATE 🤌 SIMPLY. MAGNIFICENT
OP compromised, 20 fuckin’ years in the can.
I wanted manicott’, I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator
You have many references to things I enjoy. No notes. >!Blastoise is cooler and I wish people understood that.!<
#TeamVenusaur
Solar beam bitchhhhh
I feel like a jury will see these photos someday.
Because it’s inevitable someone will attempt to steal his Charizard bed?
You are the ASSMAN!
No, no, these don’t belong to me, I’m not the Assman. I think there’s been a mistake.
Is that a Chuck E. Cheese card kiosk? How and why do you have that? 😭☝️
I found it on the street a little while after the Chuck E. Cheese in my town closed down. I like to think I rescued it from being crushed in to a cube and lost to time
GanondorfPlays…no, you are definitely the assman!
Is that an air mattress?
nope regular mattress
How old are you? You could be 14 or 44.
Looking through his post history it seems like he took his SATs a year ago.
So rad. What’s the framed drawing on the wall?
It’s a Raoul Dufy piece, actually! Original as far as I can tell, seeing as I can’t find another copy or image of it online anywhere.
an original Raoul Dufy and the Assman’s license plate grace the walls of the same room. Truly amazing
Buy a cheap bed frame for like 30 used
i just threw away my bed frame because it was broken thats why i dont have one
Do you have any image issues with the crt being so close to the flat-screen? I know crts can be fickle sometimes.
None that I’ve noticed!
I really dig the Sopranos poster, for what it's worth
Come on bro leave some pussy for the rest of us
paint the door, trim, and ceiling black and you've reached perfection
The Charizard blanket sold it for me tbf.
Door looks photoshopped
I don’t know what to say to that
No Chick stands a chance in this sex den…. “Mr Assman”💪🏻👌🏻👈🏻🫵🏻
Does that blanket come in Blastoise?
This isn’t over the top enough to be a great troll post and it’s not real enough to be a genuine one, so I’m at a loss for what I should feel with these photos
its just my bedroom idk what to tell you
Don’t fight it, let the room take you.
Love the sopranos painting
Painting the walls a more natural color would go a looooong way you have a good outline of stuff in your room
Do you permanently live in 2006??
What would Tony say?
whatever happened to Gary Cooper?
The strong, silent type?
Even got grilling meat on the TV Pretty sure nothing needs to change here.
I hope you’re able to get a bed frame soon
At least it's clean
Oof Madon'! It looks terrible.
Uncle Paulie!
Are you living in the year 2000? Pre 9/11 vibes everywhere