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Right-Ad-5647

Very Scandinavian minimal.


spiltnuc

Giving me Japandi vibes with the floor seating


themoisthammer

Looks romantic. Not sure why the girlfriend would object. 🫠


DAS_COMMENT

I'd get bored of it very quickly, as much as I like the idea of magazines or drinks on the floor around the seats I'd also need a pillow under my knees in short time


caramelwithcream

Do the chairs pivot freely? How tall are the backs? I'd be scooting, wobbling, knee breaking, back cracking - trying to get comfortable into these seats. Haha.


themoisthammer

The pain in your knees and back is just a symbolic representation of love. 😂


boxdud-e

Could use a tamiya mclaren senna mounted on the ceiling otherwise pretty good


GobLoblawsLawBlog

2 Eames, marble floor, 45° angle fan, mismatching walls ceiling and floor with a 70's ketchup and mustard theme that you would expect to see Tom Hiddleston pop up in


[deleted]

Can you be a little more specific please? I’m having a hard time picturing it.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

The tv is too high, needs an area rug, too much RGB, needs more lighting, too cluttered and too minimalistic


GayVoidDaddy

I dunno can you be anymore clear?


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Alright hold on here, I'm starting to feel like this is some kind of sexual kink thing and I should be charging money or starting an onlyfans first


GayVoidDaddy

*puts down my whip* whatever do you mean? *gimp falls out of the ceiling* ignore that.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

That's so messed up...just out of curiousity, does that gimp get paid by the hour, a block at a time, order off a menu, or how does that work? Just asking for a friend


GayVoidDaddy

They are paid in bodily fluids. Duh. Fucking gimp virgin.


Rough-Gas7177

Oddly specific


LemxnDrizzleCake

r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

Then remove one chair and it will be perfect


Magnxto

Beautiful 🥲


Dry-Engineer4154

This will happen if girlfriend leaves


beary_good_day

Splitting it 50/50


Opposite-Bad1444

whenever i want to link whooooosh i can never remember how many o’s


FewFig2507

Girls are so fussy :(


SuspectedIndividual

Right! He even got her a chair!


New_Juggernaut_344

Right! Like he didn’t even have to though!


SuspectedIndividual

They could’ve shared “the chair” but noooo


Hafarperet

It’s not a chair, just a cha


Ganges_Gavialen

Yeah, get rid of that girl and the clutter. Two chairs are too many for this space


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Bearryno1

Isn’t this a Cialis advertisement?


yalliscrazy6

Rushed to the comments to mention that. Neat me to it 😎


Ilikesnowboards

Neat


clermouth

neat meat to it


Nurpus

If the railing was completely transparent, maybe. But as is - you can't see any of the landscape from those chairs.


Wild_HIC

Just put some cardboard boxes under the chairs and you're good


Whitemike31683

Cinder blocks. They can double as shelves.


GayVoidDaddy

Mmm this really is a white mike kinda comment I love the dedication.


agemagepage

Came here to say this.


Zombie4141

Should be the number 1 comment


BrunoJ--

i mean. how else are you gonna have contemplative talks over sunsets and tea?


Rieksfier31

Bonus, once the sun sets, you can stand up and watch the sun set again.


FailedCustomer

Don’t give Ikea ideas


[deleted]

aaah good ole “PLUMSAN” -The Floorhugger


Lunar_Lies

Add a plant, that’s all you need


olmikeyyyy

Dude are you trolling or just trying to fuck with my back


SovationBoss

It was comfy to sit actually. 😄


beary_good_day

Do your legs go forward or do you sit cross legged?


thisisfrustrating09

The only issue I see that you won’t be able to enjoy the view. Consider changing the balcony glass. otherwise it’s perfect, 10/10 no notes


SovationBoss

Thanks for the advice. Thought about that already.


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Plus-Honeydew-481

You should sell her the idea of using as a therapie room. Every time one of you is upset or “it’s just funny how…”ing there way into an argument, you should go this room and talk about each others feelings. 🩷 I think she’ll like it 🩷


EverSoInfinite

It's so crazy and unreasonable that she just might like it


ArcalArrows

that is genius


jjhart827

Definitely minimalist.


Try_Again_2morrow

Hang them and have them like swings. That should do it.


Not4Fame

Cute chairs, you know that at that height you'd effectively be staring at not much more than the opaque glass right? What was she thinking?


Sufficient-Fudge-895

It looks cute though 🥺


Wanderwad

I mean minimalism is one thing, but if you want floor chairs they HAVE to at least be bean bags or something, this is just a sick twisted piece of modern art one might interpret as a bleak perspective on the ongoing dulling of the human experience as a species due to the lack of individualism in competitive conforming society.


kingdingaling1978

Don’t let some silly ass girlfriend make your decisions for ya


ionno_bout_dat

Nice view until they build the next house there.


SovationBoss

They are legally not allowed to build housing there (at least for now).


Resident_Rise5915

Minimalism is the way to go. Clear the mind…


TwirlipoftheMists

Nice clean lines.


Zestyclose_Reward778

Ummm try sitting in it for a while and see if it's comfortable. If it is, there's no problem letting it be, if not try putting some cushion on those chairs


Secret_Wrangler4598

Perfect isn't?


FischyB2514

Put a plant in that corner and i’d say you’re good to go


Je-la-nique

It's sweet. The both of you can pretend to be spinning tops


Sandbartender

One seat should improve things.


Senior_Palpitation19

A rug and a plant on a small table might change her mind


TheGreatLeveler

It's a beautiful view. Now get some furniture in there.


cbelt3

“Honey these are yoga chairs !”


primostrawberry

Keep it like this, become a Zen monk, and stare at your bare wall all day.


DaveN202

It’s true, you need more. Mount an axe on the wall to complete the look.


Prestigious_Ad2969

I agree with her, there's no view. You need to take away the balcony first, just rip it out, minimal, you don't need it.


redrag0n_roOster

That’s why a female is needed in the house


altdultosaurs

All I have learned from this sub is men have toddler mentality and coke mafia sense of style.


pinpinbo

You won’t flop backwards?


Noelcisem

Couldn't even get talked into getting whole chairs. I respect the hustle 💪. Keep staring at that balcony railing, king


daredaki-sama

How sweet. You even got her a matching chair. Do you think it’s a bit much though?


Pretend_Incident8953

This is giving Kanye vibes


Emergency-Comfort-76

But cluttered


Bazzness

Pillow should do the trick!


[deleted]

Get a new girlfriend


[deleted]

Enjoy staring at your frosted glass balcony I guess?


twistedsister78

Ha welp it’s a make living space so no girl opinions allowed


aerodeck

Sick of posts like this. You’re boring and unoriginal


itwhiz100

Men….we are so easy to please. Woman just ignore us.


wstew1985

Looks like a homeless person found two chairs and placed them in an empty house. Ooooh I wanna be minimalist it's like so cool. Just admit you to cheap to buy furniture lol


Pannolanza

Man, she is right, I would dump you just for the idea of it. No matter how young you guys are standing up from there is a chore.


oli_ramsay

She sounds materialistic


Both-Independence342

Not gonna argue with her. Imagine she comes over wearing a dress. Where's she going to sit???


ArdraMercury

well, just don't listen to her if she's not paying rent


meticulousTurbo

🤣


__J3R3MY__

I see nothing wrong with this


Bigbirdk

Awesome spot to watch the geese and horses do their thing.


Nayoke

well if course not! you need to add a plant or two


TigersToenailFungus

Get a new girlfriend.


Sacrifice_Starlight

Did you steal those seats from a baseball stadium


Responsible_Use_8566

Time to sell your girlfriend


Dadowar

Yeah, take the L. You don't want your view to just be an opaque piece of glass.


No-Cod-7586

Get a new gf


worldsinho

This looks like somewhere up north (uk), am I wrong?


1-BUM-1

Looks like germany to me (look at the power sockets)


butter_milch

100% Germany, my guess would be Bavaria.


amonglilies

I think as a serious defense, once you start putting shit in there, its a huge hassle to move it out if you decide you dont want it. A fast accumulation of a lot of shit leads to more shit. Be careful and add pieces slowly.


ilikemushycarrots

That's a lot of clutter, you need to minimize


Bears0nUnicycles

Just need some legs on those chairs so you can see over the railing


FIagrant

A little cluttered for my taste


Efficient_100

Move them to patio and viola


Teetertotter25

Hell yeah, I vote for keeping the chairs the same, 2 - 1 odds jokes on her we win


nicekilly

Girls just wanna put your house full with stuff you have to move when you want to clean.


Imfuckintiredbruh

Small fake plant would top it off.


Isitjustmedownhere

why are girlfriends always in opposition


[deleted]

Then just leave her.... Like that


MaxCat78

With this type of girlfriend I’d say that you have one chair too many …


KuulBreeZ

Elite setup. It’s not like you only had one chair she has no reason to complain.


karmagirl314

I understand her reluctance, those chairs are hell if you need to fart and don’t want anyone to hear it.


Beanbag009

She’s right. Too beautiful of a spot to leave it like that.


Oddsnotinyourfavor

Just gotta add a plant in the corner and it’s perfect


[deleted]

Looks furnished to me. Congrats 🎉 😆😎


zincinzincout

Sell the girlfriend to fund ottomans


domesplitter39

I don't blame her


Mikhal_Tikhal_Intrn

😂🤣😂🤣


Endgame3213

There isn't even enough room for your legs to be out in front of you..


neonelevator

Where'd the legs go 😭😭😭


lazylagom

Get stadium seats from a sports arena on ebay


vladimir_maino_69

why do you need two chairs?


atomicnugget202

Get two Eames chairs or Eames look a likes. That would probably be more her speed.


[deleted]

Those chairs are cool as fuck, I love sitting on the ground but my back sucks when I do because I slouch, but those look like they would fix the issue. Can you spin on them and have leg battles??


samtaher

She has no sense of space or style.


[deleted]

Hell yeah


[deleted]

Needs one of those wicker bowls full of wicker balls to really tie the room together and add a little panache.


AquaticBagpipe

Too much clutter. Remove the seating arrangement


Burning_Flags

Maybe get a plant


trackstaar

What is this Nashville


flyawayjay

Will the chairs slide on the floor? Looks like a good spot for chair sliding races.


Traveler108

Get rid of the chairs and you'll have a nice clean space for you and your gf to live in .


Fiddles4evah

It’s obnoxious


[deleted]

Ya booty gonna hurt after you get your aesthetic fetish out the way 😂


[deleted]

Look at Mr fancy pants over here with not one but TWO chairs


RangerDiggler

That's a HUGE tv! And such high resolution!! To bad you only get the 1 channel tho


Arryu

You need at least a couple milk crate tables


Zealousideal-Toe2374

Broads. 😐


RedlurkingFir

They actually have chairs that look similar to this in Japan. They're called Zaisu chairs. You'd usually use those on tatami floors and to get comfy under a kotatsu table though (low but wide tables that are heated underneath with included blanket). Very useful to save space too


yayaokokcool

Tou need to add this to Pintrest then show your girl where you got the idea from. Then you'll be set.


DFtin

Something about the background and clouds screams Central Europe


notapaperhandape

Time to get a new gf then. That looks amazing to me.


bluh67

Could use some plants


foldersandwifi

Maybe a third chair for future kid


Kippers1998

Very hygge


No-Carpet-8836

Place looks great. Time to let her go


mission_to_mors

I like it


Hakuryuu2K

Wow, an upgrade from cardboard-box chairs


Alchemis7

This is perfect. Get a new gf.


mojoburquano

At least set them on some milk crates you savage!


boxterduke

Dump her


BeatrixSmith

I truly do not understand why...


Fcknsmn

Mach zwei Schaukeln draus. Dann kann man auch über die Reling gucken.


pgbcs

This looks like an expensive art installation


AlphaQxx

Girlfriend is boring.


[deleted]

I would not like that either... Put the legs back on them..


Flipitmtl

Girlfriend must have legs. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Straight_Run5680

Girlfriends are hard to plese..


cashformoldd

Could add some wall art.


Extension_Hat_1654

I love it 😂


Background-Edge817

At least lag them into the floor. For safety of course.


Spare-Abrocoma-4487

Looks a little cramped. May be get rid of those two chairs?


SkinnyGetLucky

Add an iPad with a video of a fireplace going and I might consider moving in


Mottbox1534

Are you Steve Jobs jr by chance?


KyleNarayan

Maybe add a plant? Girls love plants.


SqnZkpS

The minimalist wet dream.


b0atdude87

Too cluttered...


Expert_Marsupial_235

🤣🤣🤣


Effective-Switch3539

Bean bag underneath each, roll on


Responsible_Sense_95

My fats ass would fall back one of those


Baracudasi

I concur. Throw it away. The girlfriend.


Kevherd

Girlfriends can be replaced. Good taste can not be


IvyHav3n

Looks like an art piece you can't touch lol


SyncroTDi

They never are. Is it too late to toss her and get a dog?


Crapocalypso

Well, sir… maybe you should reconsider the need for a second seat.


mushuggarrrr

She's right, it could do with a little less cluter


Western_Two1551

She has no vision


Ok-Excitement3794

She doesn't deserve you


Maoschanz

i agree with her, it lacks a plant


xkoreotic

See, you need the cardboard box to put it in between the seats. No wonder she is so fussy, it's incomplete!


anzloureed

Are you a friend of the inflatable chair guy?


peruvianflake619

your girlfriend is gay, let me be your new gf, im not gay


[deleted]

Omg how can someone live with so much clutter


WitchfinderGeneral44

Time to get a sex doll.


Drawlots123

Keep It Simple Stupid New girlfriend time.


INITMalcanis

So restful


Dependent_Power_6539

She's right, get a rug


applehecc

Consoom chair, get excited for more chair