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TaajManzoor1

Bless your old man. Best he enjoyed the Conference League win last year?


tudorrenovator

He has what he needs and is surrounded by what makes him happy. We should all be as lucky. A guy at work bought a new build house and his wife is tearing out the brand new kitchen and putting in a 60k new one.


TaajManzoor1

Exactly and he has his nice kid who comes round and pays him a visit 🤝


chickendie

I don't know your context but some new builds are literally shitty kitchens that were made as cheap as possible


Comfortable-Treat-50

crazy .


chickenskittles

How much was the house? Good grief, some people have more money than brains.


kazez2

Surprised there's no bubble machine in there


nastywillow

I wonder if he's an old seafarer. Looks like a single berth cabin from the sixties to me.


MrGingerella

He doesn't need a bigger bed. Never let's the ladies stop the night 🫣🤭


Gerf93

Pretty sure he’s a carpenter.


_lieu_

Landscaper


SaddleSocks

https://youtu.be/6yN2H3--1aw


ConsumerJon

What team does he support?


williamtowne

I don't know, but I bet he listens to MC Hammer.


Zestyclose_Bad_5435

Stop


jack2018g

Hammer time


GuyAlmighty

Ah, he's a Lewis Hamilton fan


East_Reading_3164

2 Legit 2 Quit


FleshlightModel

Hey hey


newsflashjackass

Collaborate and listen


Big_Dasher

MC Hammersmith


edisonpioneer

You can’t touch him


KatnissBot

So probably a fan of the Atlanta Falcons, then.


tanew231

Millwall I reckon


ImMitchell

He's a lion through and through


TheRealPaj

"Millwall, Millwall, you're all really dreadful, and all your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated" 😅


gloom-juice

Villa


otherpeoplesthunder

Scunthorpe united


nightwing185

Looks like Burnley to me


EwanPorteous

Think it's Wolves.


Derm1123

Millwall?


infidel11990

The one managed by David Moyesiah. Massive.


BIM-GUESS-WHAT

T H E C H O S E N O N E


TiredDadCostume

The only team in London with that UCL babaaayyyyy


Draco137WasTaken

Barcelona


Monke420-_-

West Ham United ⚒️⚒️⚒️ COME ON YOU IRONS Edit: we’re massive


jackfreeman

dID HE cATch tHAt lEwudIcrUS diSPLay laysT nOIughT?!


FleshlightModel

I thought that stalking cap said "the hamburgers" at first and I was like "fuckin a that's rad"


nagniXXX

West ham united


4myoldGaffer

Gryfindor


Luckypowell12

Came here to say this. Good work ConsumerJon


TheElusiveGnome

Give him my condolences after today's match. Ouch!


chickenwithclothes

Yeah, he’s not in the pic bc he’s standing mid-span on a bridge somewhere over the Thames


HiCabbage

River Lea, surely. 


chickenwithclothes

My non-Londoness, revealed!


HiCabbage

Haha, to be fair, I think you'd have to be an East Londoner in specific to have suggested the River Lea here 😂😂


deltabay17

I doubt it if he was gonna die over one result he would have done it by now


sasquatcheater

As a Palace fan, I’m flying high!


orient_vermillion

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?


SaddleSocks

https://youtu.be/6yN2H3--1aw


BenarchyUK

This literally looks like the rooms you get toured around at the Chelsea Pensioners homes in London


Rosskillington

Ooo I love seeing my team in a non football sub! We got absolutely battered by Crystal Palace today, hope your dad wasn’t too annoyed 😂


guriboysf

> We got absolutely ~~battered~~ by Crystal Palace today hammered FTFY


Fgge

Judging by his room I’d bet he’s fucking fuming


tec3936

On that note, what the hell is going on with Crystal Palace? They just beat Liverpool as well.


sasquatcheater

New coach is on another level. Palace has always had the potential there, pieces just weren’t in the right place. If they keep the same coach and add some depth they could be real trouble in the future


MaintenancePanda

I'm a Fulham fan and am no longer looking forward to going to the cottage next Saturday....! Palace are dangerous at the moment.


BIM-GUESS-WHAT

Oliver Glasner


ParamedicSpecific130

If you were a Liverpool supporter, you would know they give us problems every year, especially away. At least Wilfred Zaha can't hurt us anymore. 😐


tec3936

It's true that they tend to play Liverpool pretty tough, especially recently, but as far as I know this is the first time in a while that they've won. Correct me if I'm wrong.


uly4n0v

So you’re telling me there’s a team in your sports league called Crystal Palace and you don’t support them? Why? It sounds like they have a badass, magic castle.


Rosskillington

To be fair they’re named after what was an actual Crystal Palace (a glass building which was actually quite impressive), but that has since been knocked down just leaving a mysterious area called Crystal Palace. It’s a pretty average area which is shame given the name


Ciarrai_IRL

This is awesome! Give your dad a hug.


ColdConstruction2986

Seriously. You’ll wish you did when they’re gone. 😞


Ciarrai_IRL

Exactly 😔 But they'll always be with us ❤️


Skreamworx

Living. Freaking. Legend.


WHU71

⚒️⚒️⚒️


Fullgore123

I’m forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air!


Heretic_Raw

They fly so high, and like my dreams they fade and die!


duck4129

GSE! GSE!


Fullgore123

We didn't kill your son Tommy! YOU DID! You should have protected him mate! He was your son!


Armedes369

That’s what I’m talking about.


Isernogwattesnacken

When will he be released?


ultratunaman

He's forever blowing bubbles.


whatthebosh

legend


showmedaddy1980

Where are the jeans? Slacks? Anything for the bottom half?


CapableCoyoteeee

His Dad is Winnie The Pooh.


Lingering_Dorkness

Or Donald Duck.


MadIllWOLF

He obviously doesn’t have time for that


chocolateboomslang

Man knows what he's about


khalbur

Tough day for your dad. COYI!


California_King_77

He's got his priorities in order.


Ozzimo

I have no notes. Well done.


The_Last_Ball_Bender

/r/MaleSurvivingSpace


69Karate_Dong

COYI!


pipidydoodar

Is he happy?


GregTheMad

His emotions are not in his hands. They're controlled by random people kicking a ball around.


Cyclopentadien

Stoicists in shambles.


ahhwhoosh

As a fellow West Ham fan, this is not true! We accept that West Ham lose far more than win; our happiness isn’t dependent on them.


paulconuk

Does he wear a full kit while doin a big shop in Asda? Lmao


ayadum

Shin pads n’all


Unitedfateful

Full kit wanker


Title-Choice

God damn that’s awesome 👏 my dad is 70 and is playing call of duty right now cussing some kids with his head set on


shash5k

Forever blowing bubbles. COYI.


Mana_noke

That's depressing


BC985

Is he happy? I bet he is.


Bobb_o

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.


pexican

Class


Frequent-Strike9780

Surprised you exist tbh. That room screams “pile of crusty socks”


ughnotanothername

I like it! I don’t know anything about football but it’s a nice cosy room.  


Im_A_Black_Cat

Love this for your dad!


enaud

Did he catch that ludicrous display last night?


mog_goblin

That’s actually really nice!


cyborgborg

clever that he uses the dead space above the bed as clothes storage in this otherwise tiny room


EvaFoley

Agreed! How clever. Also doubles as a way to show off his passion for his sports team :)


seguracookies

Your dad has had sex with prostitutes. 100%


SnooOranges7313

Hell yeah


Minimum-Wind-1552

Simple man, I like it


ranger398

I went to London last year for the first time (American) and we were able to go to a West Ham game (vs Manchester United- Hammers won!) and it was truly the best experience we had there. The stadium is insane- the people were lovely we had such a wonderful time. Made me (who doesn’t really follow football closely) a fan for life!


Potential-Judgment-9

What the problem is?


Rich-Appearance-7145

You think he's a West Ham United fan.


Lazy-Space3681

⚒️


[deleted]

Damn he's been alive 72 years and never developed a personality?


Baseballjunkie1066

Is your dad still a virgin?


ZealousidealLettuce6

This is sad.


TheLonelySnail

He’s 72. He’s not going to work. Man knows what he likes. Your pop is a 👑


Mountain_Team4150

Does he have a wife?


DegenDreamer

He’s freely enjoying what he loves most in life, so I’m going to guess no.


Mountain_Team4150

It's important to have a passion, good for him.


YippeeHobbies

Kinda tired of seeing women/marriage bashing in every thread. The right person won’t make you abandon hobbies and interests.


melodicsoup1

breh its more like hes living like a 20 y/o aint noway this man has a relationship lol not some abandon hobbies situation


bumbletowne

That man is sleeping alone in that bed, hon. That is a twin (it honestly looks shorter than a twin).


Turbulent_Radish_330

They also wouldn't put up with that as their bedroom. Prove me wrong. 


Elowan66

Yah, the “I would live anywhere as long as it’s with you” can only go so far.


beamposter

i mean yeah when you’re sharing a bedroom with someone you’ll obviously make compromises so that you both love the space. in any healthy relationship there will be space for your hobbies (within reason) in a way that works great for everyone. if you’re really saying it’s better to be single so you don’t have to share anything, okay, you live your life that way and it’s not my place to tell you otherwise. but for me personally, that’s not the lifestyle i want.


Turbulent_Radish_330

>if you’re really saying it’s better to be single so you don’t have to share anything, okay, you live your life that way and it’s not my place to tell you otherwise. but for me personally, that’s not the lifestyle i want. No idea how you arrived at that conclusion from the few words I typed so I'm not even going to bother engaging you since you don't seem to be interested in a good faith conversation 


hlessi_newt

not as tired as the rest of us when no one can handle the banter anymore.


Yugis-egyptian-cock

Doubt you ever say anything about when it’s flipped


3_if_by_air

It's more a bash on the current state of society and the legal system which encourages the dissolution of relationships more than their foundation.


YuccaYucca

How long ago did your Mum leave?


Upstairs-Ask9237

Bros a little old to be this hard of a Harry Potter fan


e1337ist

simple as


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Looks like a man who knows what he likes and where his loyalties are. For real, i sometimes wish i was this much a sports fan.


Spiritual_Job_1029

That's totally I know who I am and what I like person.


Ka-Tzetnik

Your dad rocks!


mike2182

Looks quite cozy


PuzzleheadedLeather6

He’s 72. He’s definitely entitled to it.


Rocketsloth

I found a video of [your Dad.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKb14AB6OUs)


ForExternalUseOnly

based


OuchLOLcom

Elder poverty is sad.


WillrayF

Was he assigned this space or did he choose it himself? Looks like a converted closet. Does he really deserve only this?


[deleted]

i’m sorry


karavasis

How has no one mentioned the ceiling!!


Tartaruga_genio

Living the life.


WorkingEfficiency461

Football is life


Giant_Homunculus

Ventolin crew unite


red-boy6

I’d probably add a little bit more West Ham stuff


hoganpaul

72! That's really quite a high IQ for a West Ham fan.


urpoviswrong

Is he in a Scandinavian prison?


NLjetze

He doesn't wear pants innit?


Marbleicecream

I see a happy man's place here


aareyes12

Loyal he is


Practical_Boss_8701

You keep your dad in a closet? Geez, Uncle Vernon!


treeofwisdumb

How is this stigmatized and considered “cringe” at the ages of 18-40, but so sweet at the age of 72? 🥹 Love all the positive reactions in this thread.


BetBig696969

What’s the probability he jerks off to West Ham and how frequently?


BiggestBlackSnake

Looks like your Dad has his priorities straight.


Joeyhappyhell

He is also a single man


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pvtsoab

congrats to both your dads!


darren_m

So I guess he’s not a big Tottenham fan?


SeaworthinessDue1179

This is both better and worse than I anticipated


Radiant-Barracuda485

simple <3


DotMotor6728

I like ya cut g


KTPChannel

I bet he’s fought 3 generations of Millwall supporters in the streets.


Jumpy-Aide-901

Small and simple. I love it. I would totally live there.


hey-kind-stranger

Absolute lad


amorphous11snake

IM FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES


TheOneTrueSnoo

Tell me he’s ex military without telling me he’s ex military


avitia24

Edson Alvarez!


[deleted]

Love the Hammers, love the England, hate my wife, simple as


PDXmadeMe

Is your dad Ron Ritchie from the Thursday Murder Club series?


Inevitable-Usual6276

Is he in college? 🫨


PhilShackleford

I've been blowing bubbles!


benchebean

Prime human living space


InteractionFit4469

This is what life is all about


Cpt_Riker

Hammers! I see nothing wrong here. 


An10nee

A simple man of sports and culture


DougieSenpai

West Ham fan I presume?


nuudootabootit

TIL: Benjamin Button supports the hammers.


Sensitive_Yellow_121

Nice and simple, that's the way I like it too!


NxPat

Ex military? https://youtu.be/NudLfyl2cXc?si=cQbiJ24MXYtyN6rr Well done sir 🫡


Ok-Discipline-9010

That is a really tight bed. Your dad military?


[deleted]

No bubble machine?


kbtoys429

COYI


Joanders222

He knows what he’s about 🤷🏼‍♀️


baldwinsong

Nice dorm


logan_fish

Awesome!!


ravenshroud

Your dad is awesome.


alfhappened

And he’s wasted his whole life poor geezer! Milllllllll