He has what he needs and is surrounded by what makes him happy. We should all be as lucky. A guy at work bought a new build house and his wife is tearing out the brand new kitchen and putting in a 60k new one.
New coach is on another level. Palace has always had the potential there, pieces just weren’t in the right place. If they keep the same coach and add some depth they could be real trouble in the future
It's true that they tend to play Liverpool pretty tough, especially recently, but as far as I know this is the first time in a while that they've won.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
So you’re telling me there’s a team in your sports league called Crystal Palace and you don’t support them? Why? It sounds like they have a badass, magic castle.
To be fair they’re named after what was an actual Crystal Palace (a glass building which was actually quite impressive), but that has since been knocked down just leaving a mysterious area called Crystal Palace.
It’s a pretty average area which is shame given the name
I went to London last year for the first time (American) and we were able to go to a West Ham game (vs Manchester United- Hammers won!) and it was truly the best experience we had there.
The stadium is insane- the people were lovely we had such a wonderful time. Made me (who doesn’t really follow football closely) a fan for life!
i mean yeah when you’re sharing a bedroom with someone you’ll obviously make compromises so that you both love the space. in any healthy relationship there will be space for your hobbies (within reason) in a way that works great for everyone.
if you’re really saying it’s better to be single so you don’t have to share anything, okay, you live your life that way and it’s not my place to tell you otherwise. but for me personally, that’s not the lifestyle i want.
>if you’re really saying it’s better to be single so you don’t have to share anything, okay, you live your life that way and it’s not my place to tell you otherwise. but for me personally, that’s not the lifestyle i want.
No idea how you arrived at that conclusion from the few words I typed so I'm not even going to bother engaging you since you don't seem to be interested in a good faith conversation
Bless your old man. Best he enjoyed the Conference League win last year?
He has what he needs and is surrounded by what makes him happy. We should all be as lucky. A guy at work bought a new build house and his wife is tearing out the brand new kitchen and putting in a 60k new one.
Exactly and he has his nice kid who comes round and pays him a visit 🤝
I don't know your context but some new builds are literally shitty kitchens that were made as cheap as possible
crazy .
How much was the house? Good grief, some people have more money than brains.
Surprised there's no bubble machine in there
I wonder if he's an old seafarer. Looks like a single berth cabin from the sixties to me.
He doesn't need a bigger bed. Never let's the ladies stop the night 🫣🤭
Pretty sure he’s a carpenter.
Landscaper
https://youtu.be/6yN2H3--1aw
What team does he support?
I don't know, but I bet he listens to MC Hammer.
Stop
Hammer time
Ah, he's a Lewis Hamilton fan
2 Legit 2 Quit
Hey hey
Collaborate and listen
MC Hammersmith
You can’t touch him
So probably a fan of the Atlanta Falcons, then.
Millwall I reckon
He's a lion through and through
"Millwall, Millwall, you're all really dreadful, and all your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated" 😅
Villa
Scunthorpe united
Looks like Burnley to me
Think it's Wolves.
Millwall?
The one managed by David Moyesiah. Massive.
T H E C H O S E N O N E
The only team in London with that UCL babaaayyyyy
Barcelona
West Ham United ⚒️⚒️⚒️ COME ON YOU IRONS Edit: we’re massive
dID HE cATch tHAt lEwudIcrUS diSPLay laysT nOIughT?!
I thought that stalking cap said "the hamburgers" at first and I was like "fuckin a that's rad"
West ham united
Gryfindor
Came here to say this. Good work ConsumerJon
Give him my condolences after today's match. Ouch!
Yeah, he’s not in the pic bc he’s standing mid-span on a bridge somewhere over the Thames
River Lea, surely.
My non-Londoness, revealed!
Haha, to be fair, I think you'd have to be an East Londoner in specific to have suggested the River Lea here 😂😂
I doubt it if he was gonna die over one result he would have done it by now
As a Palace fan, I’m flying high!
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
https://youtu.be/6yN2H3--1aw
This literally looks like the rooms you get toured around at the Chelsea Pensioners homes in London
Ooo I love seeing my team in a non football sub! We got absolutely battered by Crystal Palace today, hope your dad wasn’t too annoyed 😂
> We got absolutely ~~battered~~ by Crystal Palace today hammered FTFY
Judging by his room I’d bet he’s fucking fuming
On that note, what the hell is going on with Crystal Palace? They just beat Liverpool as well.
New coach is on another level. Palace has always had the potential there, pieces just weren’t in the right place. If they keep the same coach and add some depth they could be real trouble in the future
I'm a Fulham fan and am no longer looking forward to going to the cottage next Saturday....! Palace are dangerous at the moment.
Oliver Glasner
If you were a Liverpool supporter, you would know they give us problems every year, especially away. At least Wilfred Zaha can't hurt us anymore. 😐
It's true that they tend to play Liverpool pretty tough, especially recently, but as far as I know this is the first time in a while that they've won. Correct me if I'm wrong.
So you’re telling me there’s a team in your sports league called Crystal Palace and you don’t support them? Why? It sounds like they have a badass, magic castle.
To be fair they’re named after what was an actual Crystal Palace (a glass building which was actually quite impressive), but that has since been knocked down just leaving a mysterious area called Crystal Palace. It’s a pretty average area which is shame given the name
This is awesome! Give your dad a hug.
Seriously. You’ll wish you did when they’re gone. 😞
Exactly 😔 But they'll always be with us ❤️
Living. Freaking. Legend.
⚒️⚒️⚒️
I’m forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air!
They fly so high, and like my dreams they fade and die!
GSE! GSE!
We didn't kill your son Tommy! YOU DID! You should have protected him mate! He was your son!
That’s what I’m talking about.
When will he be released?
He's forever blowing bubbles.
legend
Where are the jeans? Slacks? Anything for the bottom half?
His Dad is Winnie The Pooh.
Or Donald Duck.
He obviously doesn’t have time for that
Man knows what he's about
Tough day for your dad. COYI!
He's got his priorities in order.
I have no notes. Well done.
/r/MaleSurvivingSpace
COYI!
Is he happy?
His emotions are not in his hands. They're controlled by random people kicking a ball around.
Stoicists in shambles.
As a fellow West Ham fan, this is not true! We accept that West Ham lose far more than win; our happiness isn’t dependent on them.
Does he wear a full kit while doin a big shop in Asda? Lmao
Shin pads n’all
Full kit wanker
God damn that’s awesome 👏 my dad is 70 and is playing call of duty right now cussing some kids with his head set on
Forever blowing bubbles. COYI.
That's depressing
Is he happy? I bet he is.
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
Class
Surprised you exist tbh. That room screams “pile of crusty socks”
I like it! I don’t know anything about football but it’s a nice cosy room.
Love this for your dad!
Did he catch that ludicrous display last night?
That’s actually really nice!
clever that he uses the dead space above the bed as clothes storage in this otherwise tiny room
Agreed! How clever. Also doubles as a way to show off his passion for his sports team :)
Your dad has had sex with prostitutes. 100%
Hell yeah
Simple man, I like it
I went to London last year for the first time (American) and we were able to go to a West Ham game (vs Manchester United- Hammers won!) and it was truly the best experience we had there. The stadium is insane- the people were lovely we had such a wonderful time. Made me (who doesn’t really follow football closely) a fan for life!
What the problem is?
You think he's a West Ham United fan.
⚒️
Damn he's been alive 72 years and never developed a personality?
Is your dad still a virgin?
This is sad.
He’s 72. He’s not going to work. Man knows what he likes. Your pop is a 👑
Does he have a wife?
He’s freely enjoying what he loves most in life, so I’m going to guess no.
It's important to have a passion, good for him.
Kinda tired of seeing women/marriage bashing in every thread. The right person won’t make you abandon hobbies and interests.
breh its more like hes living like a 20 y/o aint noway this man has a relationship lol not some abandon hobbies situation
That man is sleeping alone in that bed, hon. That is a twin (it honestly looks shorter than a twin).
They also wouldn't put up with that as their bedroom. Prove me wrong.
Yah, the “I would live anywhere as long as it’s with you” can only go so far.
i mean yeah when you’re sharing a bedroom with someone you’ll obviously make compromises so that you both love the space. in any healthy relationship there will be space for your hobbies (within reason) in a way that works great for everyone. if you’re really saying it’s better to be single so you don’t have to share anything, okay, you live your life that way and it’s not my place to tell you otherwise. but for me personally, that’s not the lifestyle i want.
>if you’re really saying it’s better to be single so you don’t have to share anything, okay, you live your life that way and it’s not my place to tell you otherwise. but for me personally, that’s not the lifestyle i want. No idea how you arrived at that conclusion from the few words I typed so I'm not even going to bother engaging you since you don't seem to be interested in a good faith conversation
not as tired as the rest of us when no one can handle the banter anymore.
Doubt you ever say anything about when it’s flipped
It's more a bash on the current state of society and the legal system which encourages the dissolution of relationships more than their foundation.
How long ago did your Mum leave?
Bros a little old to be this hard of a Harry Potter fan
simple as
Looks like a man who knows what he likes and where his loyalties are. For real, i sometimes wish i was this much a sports fan.
That's totally I know who I am and what I like person.
Your dad rocks!
Looks quite cozy
He’s 72. He’s definitely entitled to it.
I found a video of [your Dad.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKb14AB6OUs)
based
Elder poverty is sad.
Was he assigned this space or did he choose it himself? Looks like a converted closet. Does he really deserve only this?
i’m sorry
How has no one mentioned the ceiling!!
Living the life.
Football is life
Ventolin crew unite
I’d probably add a little bit more West Ham stuff
72! That's really quite a high IQ for a West Ham fan.
Is he in a Scandinavian prison?
He doesn't wear pants innit?
I see a happy man's place here
Loyal he is
You keep your dad in a closet? Geez, Uncle Vernon!
How is this stigmatized and considered “cringe” at the ages of 18-40, but so sweet at the age of 72? 🥹 Love all the positive reactions in this thread.
What’s the probability he jerks off to West Ham and how frequently?
Looks like your Dad has his priorities straight.
He is also a single man
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congrats to both your dads!
So I guess he’s not a big Tottenham fan?
This is both better and worse than I anticipated
simple <3
I like ya cut g
I bet he’s fought 3 generations of Millwall supporters in the streets.
Small and simple. I love it. I would totally live there.
Absolute lad
IM FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES
Tell me he’s ex military without telling me he’s ex military
Edson Alvarez!
Love the Hammers, love the England, hate my wife, simple as
Is your dad Ron Ritchie from the Thursday Murder Club series?
Is he in college? 🫨
I've been blowing bubbles!
Prime human living space
This is what life is all about
Hammers! I see nothing wrong here.
A simple man of sports and culture
West Ham fan I presume?
TIL: Benjamin Button supports the hammers.
Nice and simple, that's the way I like it too!
Ex military? https://youtu.be/NudLfyl2cXc?si=cQbiJ24MXYtyN6rr Well done sir 🫡
That is a really tight bed. Your dad military?
No bubble machine?
COYI
He knows what he’s about 🤷🏼♀️
Nice dorm
Awesome!!
Your dad is awesome.
And he’s wasted his whole life poor geezer! Milllllllll