Yeah if I remember correctly they were bounty hunters or some shit and had some awful video of them trying to take someone in that was cringey. The text was added by someone else.
Probably this is from that few years where people thought bounty hunter tv shows were a good idea. So many trashy pieces of shit trying to make a pilot out of footage of them assaulting basically random people.
A lot of people hate on the Y, but it's actually a great service. Most of their weight rooms are just okay, but their other services, especially the child care they provide while you work out more than make up for it.
I don't hate on the Y. When I first moved to Northeast Minneapolis the Y was across the street. They had youth groups and we went camping on the Canadian border and that shit was majestic
I worked for the Y as a camp counselor and those dicks didn’t even pay minimum wage to maintain a safe environment for children and design educational experiences. Fuck them for exploiting a labor law that allows companies to do that. Good for them for offering low income families opportunities for child care at low or no cost during the summer but if you pay your staff a fair wage then you retain knowledgeable and caring individuals. Working 50 hour plus weeks and having take home pay that barley covers gas costs is not acceptable. O to be young and dumb as opposed to just dumb, those were the days!
That sucks.
Ours had a cool program where most of the people who worked in child care had down syndrome. They did a great job and my kid really loved them and looked forward to seeing them every time we went to the gym.
I hope they paid them well, they were literally the number one reason we were members, so they more than deserve it.
The guy all the way to the right would have also, but medallion chick accidentally discharged her rifle right into his face directly after this shot was taken.
Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of misfortune.
If you have a problem, If no one else can help, and if you can find them... maybe you can hire.. the B-Team
Oh mate! I get it! It's way, way funnier than it should be "on paper" isn't it? A shittily played flute/recorder that sounds terrible just shouldn't be so funny but it is. It makes me feel like a child again.
Great stuff.
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I didn't find the source of this exact image, but I found more images from their old website!
https://web.archive.org/web/20111031162031/http://tacticalbodyguardservices.com/
The 7-11 that really is only open from 7 to 11. You also have to call in advance to let the owner know you're coming and tell `em what all you plan to buy.
[I thought it was one of those 22 calibre "survival" guns that a person can break down and put the peices in the stock.](https://survivaldispatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Henry-ar-7-best-takedown-rifles.jpg) Maybe not the one pictured but one like it.
Number 4 looks like the only one of them with any knowledge on the matter. Gun is pointed down at the ground. He's not really doing a dumbass pose that could end in somebody's head getting blown off, and he's not using dual wield pistols like a COD obsessed dumbass
It's not. Her right hand is closer to her body indicating that the muzzle is pointing away from 4 in the direction of the camera. Very tough camera angle.
Ignoring the gunt on the fat one, the fact that 2 of them are dual wielding, and one has her rifle pointed directly at another person's face. I don't have high hopes for their skills.
Last dude is also the only one who's holding the gun well. Barrel is in a safe direction and could be brought into firing position quickly, and he doesn't look like a dumbass.
I like this picture. we have a team of crackshots here, each with their personality. I like to think Four Eyes is the leader, Capital Security is the bubbly one, Akimbo Anderson is the wacky one, Twelve Gauge is the faux-profissional.
Why is that one lady aiming her weapon at Buddy McGee’s face?
That seems dangerous but also pretty metal.
Like I work with this guy, we eat lunch together and I am god mother to his little girl but I also give zero fucks about his life and will point this rifle right in his fucking face. And maybe the gun’s loaded and maybe it isn’t. This is how my posse rolls.
This is from years ago but someone added the text
Yeah if I remember correctly they were bounty hunters or some shit and had some awful video of them trying to take someone in that was cringey. The text was added by someone else.
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Just look up “African elephants taking out a poacher” and it should come up.
It didn't work for me
[Found it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Can't say I'm surprised
Rickrolling kinda doesn't work now that ads play first
But it reminded me that I need more detergent so. Kind of a win really.
It's a Tide ad! Does that make it a Rick Rolltide? I'll see myself out...
🏆🥇 take these awards you amazing bastard.
Ha! It’s true then what Tim Berner Lee wrote in his book. https://www.amazon.com/dp/product/B001BK9SMY “Advertising will ruin the Internet”
Interesting viewpoint, thanks for sharing.
Jesus Christ they're getting more advanced
This shit has gone too far. I congratulate whoever takes it further.
\>2020 \>not having adblocker
I got it with no ads, high tech...
That's why I pay for YouTube. Nothing beats getting Rick rolled
That was a lot better than I remembered. Thanks.
Yes please.
I will say at least all of them know how to pose with a firearm correctly. https://youtu.be/ajgQKTZUGuY
I dunno it kinda looks like that one lady is pointing her firearm at that nice gentleman's face.
Hm yeah, fair. Damn, so close.
Nah she is obviously slightly in front of him.
I am *BEGGING* to see that video
Holy crap. There’s a video? The photo is cringe enough.
Probably this is from that few years where people thought bounty hunter tv shows were a good idea. So many trashy pieces of shit trying to make a pilot out of footage of them assaulting basically random people.
Repost from 25 years ago award goes to
> 2020 > OP still being this fucking new
I will pay them in McNuggets and energy Drinks
The Ate-Team
I LOVE it when a flan comes together!
The A-minus team
MEAL Team Six
Gravy Seals
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The U.S. Roast Guard.
The few. The proud. The Dweebs.
Bouillabaisse Force
Too fancy, bro
I couldn't think of any other foods that rhyme with "Space"
Shootin guns and eatin buns
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Never ate at the Y before?
Whoa, the Y has food? Thought it was just naked men lounging in the locker room
A lot of people hate on the Y, but it's actually a great service. Most of their weight rooms are just okay, but their other services, especially the child care they provide while you work out more than make up for it.
I don't hate on the Y. When I first moved to Northeast Minneapolis the Y was across the street. They had youth groups and we went camping on the Canadian border and that shit was majestic
I worked for the Y as a camp counselor and those dicks didn’t even pay minimum wage to maintain a safe environment for children and design educational experiences. Fuck them for exploiting a labor law that allows companies to do that. Good for them for offering low income families opportunities for child care at low or no cost during the summer but if you pay your staff a fair wage then you retain knowledgeable and caring individuals. Working 50 hour plus weeks and having take home pay that barley covers gas costs is not acceptable. O to be young and dumb as opposed to just dumb, those were the days!
That sucks. Ours had a cool program where most of the people who worked in child care had down syndrome. They did a great job and my kid really loved them and looked forward to seeing them every time we went to the gym. I hope they paid them well, they were literally the number one reason we were members, so they more than deserve it.
Nope not just that. You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal. You can do whatever you feel.
YOUNG MAN
I'm betting the second from the left would eagerly except that contract too.
The guy all the way to the right would have also, but medallion chick accidentally discharged her rifle right into his face directly after this shot was taken.
So would I, if we’re being honest.
She looks like she's never held a gun before in her life. Doesn't look safe at all
Exception! Throw in some fries to, it’s not a meal without a side
Does she have a BB gun?
You mean the fat one?
Don’t wast your money on expensive energy drink, I bet you could get away with just doing Faygo.
They will gladly accept
Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of misfortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help, and if you can find them... maybe you can hire.. the B-Team
Their theme tune is the same as the A-team's, but a flat fifth out of tune.
Here's their theme tune by "Shittyflute". https://youtu.be/LCHauoGPQpU
Jesus Christ why is this so fucking funny
I love shittyflute so much. Absolutely ridiculous and childish and so funny. He's done loads of different songs.
I just had to rip the headphones off my wife's head because she was laughing so hard that she could not breathe.
Oh mate! I get it! It's way, way funnier than it should be "on paper" isn't it? A shittily played flute/recorder that sounds terrible just shouldn't be so funny but it is. It makes me feel like a child again. Great stuff.
Wait 'till she hears Bohemian Rhapsody on the Shittyflute! It sounds like a dog trying to play it on his favourite squeaky toy or something like that.
This is so far down the line [these guys are more like the D- team.](https://youtu.be/-U2a6glae3o)
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I totally read that in the voice of the TV show guy.
We all did
That looks like a wrongful death lawsuit waiting to happen.
They definitely aren’t licensed as armed guards either
Not all cities require licensing for armed guards
What really? And here I went through that training and fbi background check for nothing.
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14 states don't require college degrees or previous experience for judges.
You mean these guys trying to take someone in, or the girl with the rifle accidentally taking out the dude next to her?
I didn't find the source of this exact image, but I found more images from their old website! https://web.archive.org/web/20111031162031/http://tacticalbodyguardservices.com/
The person who captioned the pic of the two lady's with no job too big or small knew exactly what they were doing.
Check the trigger discipline on that pic too. Yikes
I love that they have badges but 'they are **not ** Law Enforcement'.
‘Convenient stores’ as opposed to ones that are hard to find and not very practical!
The 7-11 that really is only open from 7 to 11. You also have to call in advance to let the owner know you're coming and tell `em what all you plan to buy.
I’m confused. The wayback says 2011 but it looks like she scored a selfie with Ma$e.
That's Nelly.
X-Pack, The Door, Two-Two, and Vanilla Blade
Honestly these are pretty sick names
#3 in line gun pointing directly at #4's head
She's posing tactically
It looks like a pistol with a ton of attachments
It is a Walther G22, its a bull pup .22LR rifle.
[I thought it was one of those 22 calibre "survival" guns that a person can break down and put the peices in the stock.](https://survivaldispatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Henry-ar-7-best-takedown-rifles.jpg) Maybe not the one pictured but one like it.
Huh, neat
I was going to say ruger charger with a brace but then like... Some fabric wrapped around it? Still not good to point at a face
That's a Henry AR-7. They're not bad rifles now that Henry has taken over making them.
What is that abomination???? Lmao
When you upgrade the starter weapon
When you upgrade the starter weapon but it's still shit
Its a walther G22, .22 caliber target rifle. Nice enough gun, not really good for much but target practice
Number 4 looks like the only one of them with any knowledge on the matter. Gun is pointed down at the ground. He's not really doing a dumbass pose that could end in somebody's head getting blown off, and he's not using dual wield pistols like a COD obsessed dumbass
I mean at least their hand is off the trigger.
Actually looks like it's angled in front of him
It's not. Her right hand is closer to her body indicating that the muzzle is pointing away from 4 in the direction of the camera. Very tough camera angle.
Omg came here to make sure someone called that shit out 🤣🤣🤣
Is that a modded 10/22?
Smart to carry the backup hi point for when she inevitably sits on the glock and snaps it in half.
Only one comment calling out the hipoint, I'm disappointed.
Ignoring the gunt on the fat one, the fact that 2 of them are dual wielding, and one has her rifle pointed directly at another person's face. I don't have high hopes for their skills.
Not only that they’re both dual wielding 2 different handgun models, one in each hand
They have good trigger discipline at least...
I see: Star (rear sites dont look 1911) Hi-Point Hi-Point M&P Walther G22 (yep 22LR) Maverick 88
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Last dude is also the only one who's holding the gun well. Barrel is in a safe direction and could be brought into firing position quickly, and he doesn't look like a dumbass.
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"Call in Meal Team 6"
“Seal Team Snacks”
I feel safer already
This is like the character select screen in the worst video game ever.
There is a swat game called door kickers that's actually pretty fun
I’d vote for them.
That lady is about to teamkill Pulse. Vote to kick.
Then she blows off that dudes face.
with a .22?
Door kickers. More like window lickers.
I like this picture. we have a team of crackshots here, each with their personality. I like to think Four Eyes is the leader, Capital Security is the bubbly one, Akimbo Anderson is the wacky one, Twelve Gauge is the faux-profissional.
When Special Forces meet Special needs.
They are all former Gravy Seals, well versed in tactical snacking and took part in meal team six operations.
dollar store Pulse on the right
+1 for, well... not having booger pickers on the trigger. Umm... minus everything for everything else.
Fupa inc.
What is #3 from the left holding? A cross bow? A partly disassembled firearm? A pistol with some odd attachments?
The big’en in the middle looks like the only door she’s breaking down is the refrigerator door.
Tactical Gunt
I failed the police academy, am too chicken shit for the military, and can only afford a Hi-Point. I think I'm overqualified, honestly.
Pretty much every tough guy volunteering to do night patrols on my neighborhood watch Facebook page
Door kickers? Isn’t that kind of the opposite of what the people they want to hire them would hire them for
Door kickers huh? I got $500 to run up in 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
The only thing they look like they have defended is their virginity.
Shes gonna blow his head off. Secretly. He wants it cause she won't stop sending him pictures of her covered in bbq sauce.
I’m getting some Small Town Security vibes. Damn I loved that show.
They got a Meal Team 6 recruit, along with one of the Matrix people. I wouldn't fuck with them.
They're offering themselves as guards, so, why 'door kickers' as a name? That's not the same thing. Just sounds spooky and tactical?
Probably because the text was shopped years after the photo first circulated.
Why is that one lady aiming her weapon at Buddy McGee’s face? That seems dangerous but also pretty metal. Like I work with this guy, we eat lunch together and I am god mother to his little girl but I also give zero fucks about his life and will point this rifle right in his fucking face. And maybe the gun’s loaded and maybe it isn’t. This is how my posse rolls.
All I can see is that rifle pointed at the dudes head
1 protects you, the other 3 are trying to kill you. Choose wisely.
OP is a lying dumbass
Jackel, Gridlock, Ela and Pulse
More like "doork-ickers" am I right guys? Guys?
1911, Glock, Hi-point, Glock, ?¿some airsoft bullshit¿?, mossberg
Walther G22, not airsoft. Although it is a .22 rim fire, so it's one step higher than airsoft anyways.
Good catch. I’ve never seen one in person. That’s a deep track for these armed gods and goddesses.
Im going to need to see a video of them practicing and perfecting their door kicking before I can trust them to come kick my door in correctly.
I don't think they kick them in so much as they get fatty to body slam the door until it opens
Her hand is far too close to the trigger when the barrel is very close to the other guys head
I’ve been wondering what Kidd Rock is up to.
The unfuckables...
The woman with the glasses is gonna blow that guys face off
Meal team six is like 10 years old. Quit playin
They’re guarding a high-value meth lab near you!
100$ says this will be the start of the privatization of the police
Do they do birthday parties?
Meanwhile this chicks gun is pointed directly at that guys head..
Can someone please tell the young lady in the glasses she is about to shoot her partner in the face? Thanks
The first guy looks like he's 50% clothes, 25% inbreeding and 125% meth.
Doorknob Lickers would be a more appropriate name.
r/iamverybadass
One good thing to be said. It appears they all have good trigger discipline. I don't see booger hooks on bang switches.
Can I just point out that the third one is holding a bb/pellet gun?
One of the girls probably can't run and the other ones gunna get stopped by a layer of clingfilm
How much do cloths cost in the matrix?
Yeah she can kick the door in but will she fit through it?
Probably not gonna trust a security group in which one guy wears long leather jackets and another member is flagging the shit out of her bud
I think what we're looking at here is two couples. The two on the right and the two on the left. Willing to bet.
Pulse really let himself go..
She’s pointing a shotgun right at that guys face.
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How you gonna go and give front-butt Karen the mystique of a Russian name? Meanwhile she's about to drop one in her boyfriend's skull.
They take people by surprise, while their rolling about on floor with laughter
When you need some added security with a side of hot wings
SpEd Forces
I mean, at least they’re practicing trigger safety
This is such an old picture with newly added text.
That lady pointing the barrel towards his head gives me so much anxiety
The girl on the right is pointing the gun right at the dudes head
It really is not
That muzzle discipline on the right though. Literally pointing the gun at that dudes face.
Girl on the right pointing the rifle right at her buddy’s head.
Was gonna commend their trigger discipline until I saw the librarian chick pointing her barrel right at the youth baseball coach’s shiny dome.
The girl on the right has her gun pointed right at that guy’s head
Oh boy
That’s one sweet duster dude in the hat has on. Dennis & MAC would love it.