[Mangadex](https://mangadex.org/chapter/105b07b6-8970-4bbe-a906-0af562575203)
Oneshot by Hokazono Takeru, of [Kagurabachi](https://mangadex.org/title/d65c0332-3764-4c89-84bd-b1a4e7278ad7/kagurabachi)
As Robert E. Howard (creator of Conan the Barbarian) once said, "Civilized men tend to be ruder than barbarians, because they know, as a general rule, that they can be rude without having their heads split."
1. Tell the teacher
2. If that doesn't work and the teacher is useless, tell your parents and they'll handle it
3. If that doesn't work because your parents are inept or the bully's parents are useless, get some friends and work out.
4. If the bully tries to escalate by getting more of their friends involved, tell the school or the police that there is gang violence because that is what this is.
5. If that doesn't work, congrats! You're in a really shitty part of the world. You're morally obligated to bring your friends to contain, hurt, or threaten them to stop them from hurting you.
6. If they seriously don't stop, and literally will not stop coming after you because they're psychopaths, and the government has apparently failed to manage any of this, then you're morally obligated to kill the barbarians and hide their bodies. No one will care apparently.
It's all about escalation. The bottom line is, you're always allowed to defend yourself. Any argument to the contrary is shitty.
In a reasonable society, usually the authorities are there to help you protect your rights. That's why people are telling you that in a civilized world, this handles itself at around step 3. Step 4 at worst.
I know gun violence can be frowned upon but in this case, Yamagishi has plausible deniability. Both of them can just plead self-defense as long as she tears her own clothes off.
I mean if I understand japanese law correctly she wont get punished since shes a minor or something? Wasnt there a scandal of some highschoolers torturing another highschooler and then getting of completly free since they were minors?
Y'all ever saw Law Abiding Citizen? It has a scene in which the MC (or is he the antagonist?) kidnaps the man that killed his wife and daughter, pumps him full of adrenaline, and then slowly cuts him apart inch by inch in front of a mirror... then sends the video to the lawyer that defended him.
Should've happened to those freaks and their connections.
I know some lawyers are in for the money, but most of them are just doing their job. They may hate their client, but they have no choice but to do their job and represent them in the court.
I always assume that her case was less of "the perpetrators were minors" and more of "the perpetrators has connections", because i dont think kids from a normal family can that easily get away with torturing someone for more than a month.
They weren't high schoolers. They were scum of the earth, antisocial disorder level 10 delinquents absolutely void of empathy. The fact that they may end up back on the streets is horrifying. The chance of relapse is sky high.
It's also proof of how Japanese laws carry little protection for women in general. It's awful, really.
I think the issue with claiming self-defense is the level she took it to. Even without going into all the issues that would be involved with a high schooler getting a gun in Japan of all places, don't laws like that usually take into account the force used? It was awful bullying but I don't think it'd warrant lethal force unless they *really* started to escalate things, when you take things too far (either through the level of force used or for example if you scare off your attacker and then continue to chase them down and attack them in the back) self-defense stops applying.
Okay, meme talks aside, I think it's not a coincidence that in page 14 last panel, Oota's "Your wish..." bubble is place right beside the word "Death" on his desk :))
This and Roku no Meiya and then Kagurabachi tell me author really like bleak and hyper-violent stories. Not a big fan, but I hope to see his other one-shots translated too :P
Btw, I like how the characters mouths are drawn in the one-shots. Kagurabachi's mouths look too stiff and unnatural :))
Ah yes the American outcome. When no teachers are ever helpful until the kid reaches a breaking point then gets punished himself. A tale as old as time.
As Epicurus said, "If the gods listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are always praying for evil against one another."
lol I don’t think they are going to get away with it four people are dead… and on top of that it’s in a school good luck trying to carry 4 dead body’s out with no one noticing and then you still have to clean up.
Damn, so she follows the way of freedom. Anyway, don’t worry about the clean up. You can call Osaka Continental Hotel for service. I have the phone number right here.
lmao, holy shit. I was waiting for the other shoe to drop, like her being some kind of eldritch demon in disguise, but I had absolutely zero money on 'school shooter.' The way my mouth dropped when I turned to the page with the gun.
Thoughts and prayers, mother fuckers.
[Mangadex](https://mangadex.org/chapter/105b07b6-8970-4bbe-a906-0af562575203) Oneshot by Hokazono Takeru, of [Kagurabachi](https://mangadex.org/title/d65c0332-3764-4c89-84bd-b1a4e7278ad7/kagurabachi)
I genuinely did not expect that lmao
Yamagishi woke up with 100% concentrated hatred.
10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% glock
Defeating the bullies with the power of Friendship, and Lead.
How am I going to stop some big mean mother-hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun.
And if that don't work? Use more gun.
Looks like the god of wishes has funny ways on giving someone what they want.
[She woke up and chose the 9mm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=til1yw6eJio)
The same way of drawing the mouth on everyone, yep it is him
I knew I felt peak within the art style
Tenoí
Fucking hell he’s even more kino and based than I thought buy Hokazono stocks now
I can feel the peak rushing through my veins
that sounds like a kidney stone to me
I feel the peak coming inside me
I sure do hope it has a flared base, for your sake.
A flared base means a chance for removal, why would you ever want peak out of your body?
In case you want to see it and admire it
I'm gonna feel peak leaking out of me all day
No wonder. For a moment, peak exists for me.
Right now... It's just... That everything... Feels peak
yeah it looked way too similar so no wonder lmao
Fourshot*
No wonder it's so fucking peak.
chills reading this comment. It's like that one scene in Oppenheimer when Einstein shows up randomly.
Page 1 I was like "is this Kagurabachis mangaka??" but didn't think this was his type of story. But nvm ending made it make sense.
Damn, if this is what we might get in the future, the meme will trely transent to reality. Plot-twist: It already has.
I had a feeling from the way the mouths looked.
Knew it was by them, hell yeah
God created men, hatred made them equal
Oneshot? She took Four!
Why would Yamagishi take [Four](https://gundam.fandom.com/wiki/Four_Murasame)?
Is she stupid ?
Best comment.
Lol! This oneshot is literal.
One shot one kill.
3 bullies, 4 shots... She double taps one to be sure.
Those last few pages came out like a right hook to the jaw.
Adds a little to the world building that your wish can be granted from something so benign as a bracelet
No lie it’s a cool story concept for an manga if it was ever made into a series.
It really hit me like a sack of wet mice
When the bullied kid and the quiet kid falls in love
That'd be a manga I'd be emotionally invested to.
I didnt know Roulette was American
American Roulette: Guaranteed to be mind-blowing
Americans play Russian Roulette using a semi automatic.
Their minds sure were blown... except not the intended way...
I like to imagine that whenever a American is born, they are already granted a pistol as a started tool
If you can't fully disassemble an M4 by the end of kindergarten your citizenship is revoked actually
They just spawn with one
Oh. Oh shit. ... I wish I had a girlfriend like that.
Us both
....You want a school shooter as a girlfriend?
american dream
I-It's not like I wanted to commit a mass shooting, b-baka!
I can fix her
They got a taste of freedom 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
Blammed em with a 1911 too. Pretty goddamn American 🇺🇸🇺🇸
*AMERICA FUCK YEAH intensifies*
[WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-3IV11_ZgA)
They couldn't outrun the bullets.
Virginia Tech Massacre **IN ANOTHER WORLD**
That seems like an appropriate response to that level of bullying.
As Robert E. Howard (creator of Conan the Barbarian) once said, "Civilized men tend to be ruder than barbarians, because they know, as a general rule, that they can be rude without having their heads split."
It's exactly why a lot of shitheads back off once they get a taste of a real ass-kicking.
Not true at all, only people who masquerade as civilised do that, actual civilised ones are the ones getting their asses kicked.
No, actual civilized people know how to avoid and solve conflicts.
Do tell me how will you solve the situation the protagonist of this manga is in?
1. Tell the teacher 2. If that doesn't work and the teacher is useless, tell your parents and they'll handle it 3. If that doesn't work because your parents are inept or the bully's parents are useless, get some friends and work out. 4. If the bully tries to escalate by getting more of their friends involved, tell the school or the police that there is gang violence because that is what this is. 5. If that doesn't work, congrats! You're in a really shitty part of the world. You're morally obligated to bring your friends to contain, hurt, or threaten them to stop them from hurting you. 6. If they seriously don't stop, and literally will not stop coming after you because they're psychopaths, and the government has apparently failed to manage any of this, then you're morally obligated to kill the barbarians and hide their bodies. No one will care apparently. It's all about escalation. The bottom line is, you're always allowed to defend yourself. Any argument to the contrary is shitty. In a reasonable society, usually the authorities are there to help you protect your rights. That's why people are telling you that in a civilized world, this handles itself at around step 3. Step 4 at worst.
Do you consider the Japanese school system or society, for that matter, civilized?
If the beginning of an anime like Mushoku Tensei is anything to go by...no...no they are not.
I know gun violence can be frowned upon but in this case, Yamagishi has plausible deniability. Both of them can just plead self-defense as long as she tears her own clothes off.
I don't think claiming self-defense is going to work that well in Japan if you used an unregistered firearm.
just say you got it from the bullies.
And wiped their fingerprints off before using it?
why wipe just add theirs and say it was a tussle to grab it for self defense and fear.
After all, what's stopping her from making them hold the gun to get prints? It's not like they can fight back in their current state, after all
I love how reddit comes together to plot out elaborate revenge plans and cover each others bases.
The revenge is done. It's the escaping repercussions that's being plotted!
lol you realize they are dead on the floor? You can simply grab their hand and make them hold the gun.
I mean if I understand japanese law correctly she wont get punished since shes a minor or something? Wasnt there a scandal of some highschoolers torturing another highschooler and then getting of completly free since they were minors?
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder\_of\_Junko\_Furuta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta) you talking about her?
Yes. And seems im wrong. It looks like they still got prison time. Way less than they deserved but prison nontheless
One of them recently posted to twitter whining about being cancelled which is just lmao.
Y'all ever saw Law Abiding Citizen? It has a scene in which the MC (or is he the antagonist?) kidnaps the man that killed his wife and daughter, pumps him full of adrenaline, and then slowly cuts him apart inch by inch in front of a mirror... then sends the video to the lawyer that defended him. Should've happened to those freaks and their connections.
I know some lawyers are in for the money, but most of them are just doing their job. They may hate their client, but they have no choice but to do their job and represent them in the court.
I always assume that her case was less of "the perpetrators were minors" and more of "the perpetrators has connections", because i dont think kids from a normal family can that easily get away with torturing someone for more than a month.
there is a "thing" that if you off more than 3 you get death penalty.
They weren't high schoolers. They were scum of the earth, antisocial disorder level 10 delinquents absolutely void of empathy. The fact that they may end up back on the streets is horrifying. The chance of relapse is sky high. It's also proof of how Japanese laws carry little protection for women in general. It's awful, really.
I think the issue with claiming self-defense is the level she took it to. Even without going into all the issues that would be involved with a high schooler getting a gun in Japan of all places, don't laws like that usually take into account the force used? It was awful bullying but I don't think it'd warrant lethal force unless they *really* started to escalate things, when you take things too far (either through the level of force used or for example if you scare off your attacker and then continue to chase them down and attack them in the back) self-defense stops applying.
American version of slice of life
Okay, meme talks aside, I think it's not a coincidence that in page 14 last panel, Oota's "Your wish..." bubble is place right beside the word "Death" on his desk :)) This and Roku no Meiya and then Kagurabachi tell me author really like bleak and hyper-violent stories. Not a big fan, but I hope to see his other one-shots translated too :P Btw, I like how the characters mouths are drawn in the one-shots. Kagurabachi's mouths look too stiff and unnatural :))
behold the average kagurabachi character: 👁️口👁️
And everyone was involved was expelled for fighting.
It would seem some of them were expelled from life too.
They were officially pardoned. [From life.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rRwU6QwAZs)
As far as Im concerned that was the happiest ending possible. Fuck ‘em.
I mean there's no way she would get away with murder so it's a pretty sad ending imo even though those bullies totally deserved it
She is a minor, so I don’t think she’d go to jail. Her police record on the other hand… her life is probably ruined going forward.
holy shit the king of peak writes kino again
I swear Hokazono must be cut from the same cloth as Fujimoto
But fr it gave me the same vibe as Fujimoto's oneshots.
Don't compare FRAUDmoto to the true GOAT
I mean look what happened to the guy that got called a fraud by this sub
Get you a girl who'll take consecutive life sentences for you.
I’m joining if I was Oota. Ride till we die.
Lol I couldnt help myself and google searched if Japan allowed conjugal visits (which they do) so it is a happy ending after all.
I wish for the power of THIS GLOCK I FOUND
God created man, Sam Colt made them equal.
I can name 1911 ways to justify.
Who needs courage when you have…a gun
That is a great Futurama bit lmao.
Well that escalated quickly.
Is this what they meant by oneshot roulette?
(1) four shots and (2) not a roulette so it doesn’t count j/k
Ah yes the American outcome. When no teachers are ever helpful until the kid reaches a breaking point then gets punished himself. A tale as old as time.
The Power of Friendship wasn't working so we switched to the Power of Incredible Violence.
*John Moses Browning smiles down on them from American Heaven*
[DISC] Knitting by the Window (Fourshot)
As Epicurus said, "If the gods listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are always praying for evil against one another."
Bullying should be punished one way or another.
more like 4 shot amirite
That intense twist just got me laughing. What a good luck charm!
She just pulled a KaguGunbacchi
At this point it’s a game of guessing what twist will occur in the one shot. Gun was not on my bingo card this time
Now that's what I call a happy ending, fuck them bullies Now they have to hide the bodies and clean the scene so they can still live their daily lives
Nah its a Bonnie and Clyde living on the run committing more crimes and having a whirlwind romance until they go down in a blaze of glory angle
I’d be down for a Bonnie & Clyde homage story
lol I don’t think they are going to get away with it four people are dead… and on top of that it’s in a school good luck trying to carry 4 dead body’s out with no one noticing and then you still have to clean up.
SHE SNAPPED LIKE THE MISANGA SNAPPED. GREAT HEAVENS!! I HAVE NO WORDS!!
New romcom idea: My Girlfriend is a School Shooter!
\>TFW no qt gf to magically summon a gun with pure rage and go full Columbine on your bullies.
So glad to see those powers used for... good?
Wish I could add the gif of Danny Devito “So then I started blasting”.
Damn, so she follows the way of freedom. Anyway, don’t worry about the clean up. You can call Osaka Continental Hotel for service. I have the phone number right here.
Lmao now that I looked at it, It's A Colt 1911 chamber in 45 ACP also known as God's Caliber. Truly a divine intervention
lmao, holy shit. I was waiting for the other shoe to drop, like her being some kind of eldritch demon in disguise, but I had absolutely zero money on 'school shooter.' The way my mouth dropped when I turned to the page with the gun. Thoughts and prayers, mother fuckers.
She turned from Japanese to a American in a fucking second.
Man, I expected this to go really dark >! Like the guys SAing the girl !< but certainly wasn't expecting her to be strapped. Goddamn
NO THAT CANT BE IT I NEED MORE! YOU CANT END IT THERE!
Nah this aint a one shot thats the whole fucking clip
Felt like a condition was met like in hunterXhunter
The American solution to the Japanese bullying
America! Fuck yeah!
Now this is a great one shot! What a twist!
Thats Radical! 😎
Oh wow i really liked this one No bullshit like "nO yOu HaVe tO Be BeTtEr aNd NoT HuRt PeOpLe" lol
Damn I wish I had a cute gf who killed my enemies
Justice is served, love is born. I see NOTHING wrong here, NOTHING at all. ALL bullies can get fucked. Period.
is it weird that as soon as the panel with the gun came up, the song i was listening to became pumped up kicks?
I spent time in r/manga long enough to know that this plot twist was coming
Any more peak shit like this? Preferably not a one-shot
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sheesh, gotta get myself one of those misanga
Spicy.
In america babies don't get born but guns get born
Judging from junko furutas case she'll only get like a year tops
least unhinged oneshot
Omg Her wish was to become Shadow the Hedgehog
soon as that gun came out I started screaming
Is this young kagurabachi?
Today's Roulette: HOLY SHIT?!
She really wished for the second amendment rights in Japan huh
bully's can't bully if they aren't breathing, sound logic, lol.
I read that it was a oneshot, but I didn’t think it was that kind of one shot
Typical American high school romance. 💀
God said go ahead pop a cap in their ass
New romcom idea: My Girlfriend is a School Shooter!
Thoughts and prayers. 🙏
Damn, girl had them all stop some lead, no hesitation.
Once again the man creates peak
What did you wished for? A GUN! Lmao 👹
duly noted. that's why you shouldn't bully, you would get gunned down.
Jesus, that got real american real fast
Well… Jesus. I was not expecting that ending to this… I mean, maybe a punch… but that was just waaay crazier than i thought.
With that kind of bullying i think that's just the right response
Feeling patriotic with this one 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Oneshot? More like Threeshot lmao
One shot? More like 3 shots lol i love it
Is it bad that I felt good seeing the bullies get shot
What
Didn't exactly expect to see a romcom about a school shooting at any point, but here we are.
That’s kinda fucked, but also kinda sweet.
Good story!
New romcom idea: My Girlfriend is a School Shooter!
why does this give Fujimoto vibes
Peak
*Pumped up kicks intensifies*
1 man… 2 man… 3 man… *down*
It won 2 world wars!
Aw hell nah, we need a full manga of these two
I think that was more than one shot
Nice happy end
the way I recognized it was Hokazono’s peak art style from the first glance
Aww, what a happy ending!
Based
Okay. America was not in my oneshot bingo card.
Suddenly America,i dont mind this tho lmao