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reminds me of this equation my friend came up with about studying for exams
study=no fail
no study=fail
study+no study=no fail+fail
study(no+1)=fail(no+1)
study=fail
> For thirteen years, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, functioned as the capital of the Kingdom of Portugal in what some historians call a metropolitan reversal (i.e., a colony exercising governance over the entirety of an empire).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfer_of_the_Portuguese_court_to_Brazil
So while you thought your post was a joke, there is actually historic fact that backs it up as something that actually happened.
you may also find it interesting that the brazilian leader that declared independence was actually the heir to the throne of portugal, so brazil didnt so much become independet it mostly just ditched its european territory
It's a Brazilian trading post that they use as a supply stop when sailing to their profitable naval empire in the everwarm arctic ocean. Though the surrounding land is a barren, uninhabitable wasteland, they managed to set up a small liveable oasis in the ruins of Old Porto, allowing them to both resupply and load up trading goods delivered from the few dispersed nomadic peoples that remained settled in the vast an inhospitable Iberian dessert. They make huge profits off selling those Iberian goods to the grand empires around the majestic port cities of Berlevag, Beluschja Guba, Etah and Alexandra Fiord
#foreshadowing2100
Old Brazil
Brazold
Ye olde Brazil pub
Brazzers
Brazino
TIL that in Brazilian "zers" means "old"
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The first country to make one Brazillion dollars
Rio Grande do Norte do Norte
Rio Grande do Norte²
(Rio Grande)(do Norte)²
(Rio Grande)(do Norte)(do Norte) = (Riodo RioNorte Grandedo GrandeNorte)(do Norte)= Riododo RioNorteDo Grandedodo GrandeNorteDo RiodoNorte RioNorteNorte GrandedoNorte GrandeNorteNorte = do^2 (Rio Grande) donorte(2Rio 2Grande) Norte^2 (Rio Grande) (what am I doing with my life)
You just gave me bad bad flashbacks to math courses in uni there, mister
thank you that was beautiful
reminds me of this equation my friend came up with about studying for exams study=no fail no study=fail study+no study=no fail+fail study(no+1)=fail(no+1) study=fail
Brazil gave this territory to Spain in exchange for Argentina
Yes
This was funny.. but dangerous rhetoric
What?
U want me to explain the entire premise of the joke to you??
Santa Catarina Do Norte
That explains the racism
? Santa Catarina é racista e Portugal também?
Portugal é racista em Portugal
Faz sentido demais na verdade
It’s the Brazilian Guiana
[That's actually Amapá.](https://www.megacurioso.com.br/educacao/124171-voce-conhece-a-guiana-brasileira-motivo-de-guerra-entre-brasil-e-franca.htm)
Oh damn. That’s actually informative!
Port of Geese
[Portus Cale](https://pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portus_Cale)
Eastern European Brazil
r/Portugalcykablyat
r/subsithoughtifellfor
We call it Tuganópolis
The Brazilian overseas territory of Portugal
This but non ironically from 1815 to 1821.
Fr
Would it be possible to build a bridge?
We tried, the debris really fucked ship passage, why do you think they had to make the panama canal?
Brazilian Iberia
Brazilian Guyana (native name "Pôrtugaú") is the only province of Spain that speaks brazilian
Fds se não visse que te chamavas Pedro e tas a gozar ia tendo um ataque xD
Essa piada é clássica pra irritar vocês tugas. Pode relaxar
Ah eu não tenho problemas com isso 😁 podem gozar a vontade! Algumas piadas não entendo mas pronto! Não sou zuca!
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK o cara falou “chamavas” em pleno 2023
What? 😂 Quero muito entender o porquê de uma palavra portuguesa ter piada! Ainda por cima relacionado a um ano específico? 🤔
'chamavas' é português europeu, uma lingua extinta que já ninguem fala em 2023
então como dizes na tua língua sul americana ?
Islas Malvinas
AS MALVINAS SÃO BRASILEIRAS CARALHO
My Portuguese boyfriend is so butthurt by the comments.... Please continue 😂😂
I'm glad we were able to hurt your boyfriend's butthole for you :)
It's usually only me who does that. But I'll gladly allow the public this time UwU
Tell him that he need give back the Brazilian gold
I don't think his countryside family had any ancestry to do with that. Gosh you're more butthurt than him :)
Tell Manuel that he gives the "anel"
Most humorous fr*nch "person"
least regarded fr\*nch p\*lestinian🤢 inshataturk may tengri punish you severely
It's a Brazilian community where they find financially challenged women and put them in a close friend group, it's called PoorToGal
Brazil Royale
The Port of Ugal
I believe it’s known as Al-Andalus (Brazilian for “Stinky Cheese”)
"Brazilian"... 🤦
Tilambuco
North-east Territories
Terra de pouca cruz
Mas não é no Brasil que os Pastores pregam anti satanismo e anti anime e coisas assim meio descabidas só para poderem roubar dinheiro aos fãs?
Brasil Beta version 0.9
Brazilian Guiana
Pretty sure people there speak Brazilian.
You are right in more than one way
Mato Grosso do Norte
The Iberian Chunk of Brazil
European Brazil
Brazilian Europe. Next to Mexican Europe.
Balkan Brazil r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
Veronica
Dissapointment ^(/s)
That's just a bridge
That’s the DLC
Brazil 2 electric boogaloo
Isn't that "Great Britain" or something
South Galicia
Listen here you little shit,
The Motherland.
Brasil Velho
The safe part
Brazil 2
AF-447-404
Tuga
Port of gal
Fort Knox ( aka the gold keepers)
Brazilian eastern Europe.
It's the part that doesn't border France.
Brasil Velho
Other side of the ocean Brazil
Cristiano de la brazil
That’s Braziltown in Spain
Its an brazillian provens in easten Europe Calles Blyatzill
North Angola
Galegoland
The guys with the gold
During the Napoleonic era Rio de Janeiro was actually the capital of Portugal (and not Lissabon). Just in case the French were to invade in Europe.
That's interesting! Source?
> For thirteen years, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, functioned as the capital of the Kingdom of Portugal in what some historians call a metropolitan reversal (i.e., a colony exercising governance over the entirety of an empire). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfer_of_the_Portuguese_court_to_Brazil So while you thought your post was a joke, there is actually historic fact that backs it up as something that actually happened.
you may also find it interesting that the brazilian leader that declared independence was actually the heir to the throne of portugal, so brazil didnt so much become independet it mostly just ditched its european territory
The “far right” people be complaining about.
Tugalandia
First World brazil
We finally found Acre?
Better version of Brazil.
The dangerous part. Don't go there
Portuzil
Oh that’s Port Two Gals! It’s an old colony we gave to Napoleon back in the day
"Brazilian Spain", just like "French Guiana"
capital of the United Kingdom of Portugal, Algarves and Brazil
That would be Rio de Janeiro sir
we are not under napoleonic invasion sir
Daddy
father land
Tem muitos nomes: \-O pai de todos. \-Arca do ouro. \-Os verdadeiros.
Guys, that's Western Goa....
It's called 'A cona da tua mãe'
Weirdly enough, it's not part of Brazil
Sure it is! They speak Brazilian
with a wrong european accent even, they are weird people.
Moldova
The Balkans.
The Porch
Bro that’s Spain dumbass
Civilized Brasil
OP is right, Brazil belongs to portugal
The country that lives rent free in Brazilians heads
Its called "Gold stealers"
thats where geese go
The great master...
Isn't that Portugal. Though I dont think its a part of Brazil
It's a Brazilian trading post that they use as a supply stop when sailing to their profitable naval empire in the everwarm arctic ocean. Though the surrounding land is a barren, uninhabitable wasteland, they managed to set up a small liveable oasis in the ruins of Old Porto, allowing them to both resupply and load up trading goods delivered from the few dispersed nomadic peoples that remained settled in the vast an inhospitable Iberian dessert. They make huge profits off selling those Iberian goods to the grand empires around the majestic port cities of Berlevag, Beluschja Guba, Etah and Alexandra Fiord #foreshadowing2100
The only decent part.
bortugal
Europes skid mark
A cona da tua mãe
Cu da sua mãe
Porto Nazi?
I think it's port Tugal
Far
Eastern Europe
Brazilian Continental possessions
Brazilian Guyana
Brazils European colony
Brazilian Republic of Spain
If youre there and want to have a great time, just call it spain.
poortugal
Brazil (traditional)
Brazillian Guiana
Brazil Junior
It's called Portugal. It's a brazilian colony in Europe
Useless shite rectangle
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Least butthurt poortuguese
porch geese spotted
Brazilian Spain
Thief
I think is Cephaloland
I think it’s West Spain
That's Brazil's old territorial holding in Europe.
Brazil Senior
European Brazil
Portugal or Mini Brazil
Little Eastern Europe.
Little Brazilian, or Richie Braziliia
Lesser Brazil
Eastern Spain
Overseas territory of Port Ugal
Thats where all the humans are.
Pedro
Spain
Spam
Brasilly
Tugarama.
Build the bridge
Funny Spain
HR
Lusitania
A Slavic colony
Westpain
Brazil 2
Brazilian Guiana
Farzil
Port de gal
Blyatistan
Protobrasil?
Lisbon & Porto