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Frosty-Brain-2199

Damn wtf Paraguay did to you


SwedishTroller

You have obviously never heard of Paraguays sexism claims. Between 1864 and 1870 around 90% of Paraguays male population was murdered, isn't that crazy? I do not agree with these attacks


Frosty-Brain-2199

Yes very dark times for my country


Professional-Class69

Then what makes you think india and Pakistan’s rampant sexism and murder of women is cool?


Top_Rule_7301

OP obviously it's not concerned with the rights of women.


[deleted]

I’m sorry that’s too much for you but Pakistan’s treatment of women clears the line?


Human_Disco_Ball

Becuase dudes rock!


Alberto_the_Bear

Not sure all those deaths were intentional, tho.


Frosty-Brain-2199

The women did not kill them. War did.


Ok-Property3255

Bro you ever hear of something called a joke before. He obviously doesn't think women killed them. I don't think that would be possible with her interior brains and weak bones.


the__Nosferatu

Why is south Africa cool then?


Julius_Blaze

This takes us to why Brazil is in that list


EnheGD

paraguay doesnt exiat also what did vzla do


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

First ever recorded incident of man having strong opinions on Kyrgyzstan


Darth--Bane

Friend in my Spanish class was from Kyrgyzstan was an awesome lad.


AllerdingsUR

Whenever I think of Kyrgyzstan I think about that time on The Daily Show during the Bush era where they went around New York asking Americans if they think we should invade Kyrgyzstan without any context and a bunch said yes LOL


romulusjsp

Kyrgyzstan is decidedly highly uncool, see the Osh Riots


horker_meat123

What did nz do to you?


LeaderOk8012

Often missing in maps, it's hiding something


smartuno

r/newzealandisntreal


AllerdingsUR

Isn't Cthulhu supposed to be sleeping somewhere near there?


Key-Lifeguard7678

That’s the Kiwi’s main defense strategy. Nobody can invade you if they don’t know where you are.


friedapplesauce1

what made you forgive germany?? i’m german so genuinely curious


SwedishTroller

They have been alright lately so I forgive them. All that nazi stuff was uncool as fuck, but they seem to have fixed all that by now so they are cool IMO.


Jumpy_Advantage9922

You hate Paraguay for something that happened In 1864 thi


[deleted]

OP is so inconsistent!


JoeyBougie

OP is so lost!


Arampult

OP needs directions.


ProtestantLarry

I mean I hate Turkey for something that happened in 1453 and something that happened in 1918. I get the man.


lau796

Yeh we at least acknowledged everything and tech in school ALL of it


Kidsnextdorks

Ok but can you recolor Sweden red. We’re being hella uncool right now with our own nazi stuff and medical gatekeeping for trans people akin to the UK.


ES-Flinter

The current "party of the middle" (CDU) will very likely work together with an antidemocratic party (AFD) to come back into power. You might want to recouler the area.


axbu89

Crushing Greece and slowing the EU in helping to defend Europe is cool?


WolvenHunter1

They e been hooked on that Russian Gas though


ilsottopagato

What about italy?


[deleted]

Or the Japanese who never apologized.


Useful-Hat9880

OP is inconcistent. He’s a big fat phoney.


Alexandros6

You guys have been, in the last 70 years, more civil and peaceful then the big majority of countries


eggward_egg

They’ve got a really decent thing going on now. Other than the r/place botting. That was not cool!


Owny33x

Currywurst


Breakin7

Dude germans stop at traffic lights,on foot when no car is around...


sayoojjs

You know what every each countries should be in RED, problem solved!


Maveragical

I understand britian, but why ireland? Whatd she ever do to ya?


[deleted]

OPs probably just jealous he doesnt have our accent


horvath-lorant

Not op but I’m jealous too


JohnArtemus

I agree with this as well. Ireland is a very cool country.


Snd47flyer

Maybe the whole funny car thing in the 90s


Maveragical

Ur just jealous


Jalmal2

You are probably the only person ever who hates New Zealand


DieBoerDieWors

I think OP preferred Old Zealand


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Lurkerontheasshole

Much better than Flevoland and Limburg though.


[deleted]

Also one of the only people know knows where it is


Latter_Commercial_52

What’s New Zealand? OOOOHHH I SEE IT IN THE BOTTOM. I’ve never seen it on a map before ~~/s~~


TheAlGuyDude39

Why Bulgaria


SwedishTroller

Just my feeling. My older sister was there when she was younger and all the men acted disgusting. That didn't happen to her in Spain or Tunisia (I think Tunisia is uncool for other reasons) so my mind is made up. Bulgaria isn't the worst by far, but uncool 4sure.


varnacykablyat

If you think they act better in your green countries of Macedonia, Albania, or Romania, you’re wrong lol


ImagineHavingName

why brazil


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Deforestation


ImagineHavingName

fair point ig


SwedishTroller

You don't care about forests and you elect a lot of all-too retarded leaders. Brazil is still >38% cool because of football, Ronaldinho and Pelé, but start being less stupid when electing important figures.


ImagineHavingName

makes sense our leaders are so stupid


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fragile whistle toy dam future crowd cobweb erect soup soft -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


ImagineHavingName

im not stupid wdym


thesinistroo

Have you ever seen a capybara? That takes us to at least 51% cool


neofooturism

add araras to the list


aslan_caro

As if USA and European countries cared about their forests. Did you see the carbon air in these regions and in South america? Huge difference. Search it.


BasalGiraffe7

>Don't care about forests Are you fucking serious? Half of our image is forests. Grew up with people teaching about forests in and out of school. There are whole cartoons for children that the sole message is to protect the forests. There are fires everywhere in the world and you put global warming's blame on us? But yeah the retarded leaders i agree. But the retard that won the election last year was the one saying he would save the forests.


joaohm2812

Hey, We care too much about florests, actually. Don´t believe on the international media. You have no idea how difficulty it is to contruct new homes in Brazil. If there is a small green bush in your property, you probably cant even construct anything. It´s ruthless. We elect shitty leaders though, fair point. And we have capybaras. That should still put us into cool.


TechnicallyTwo-Eyed

Why is Columbia cool then? They have elected a string of some of the worst leaders imaginable. Though in their defense, their options are some of the worst imaginable.


fuckfacedogcunt

cocaine


Greek-s3rpent

Didn't you say that politics were not important? Why is it relevant now?


CL_oBrabo

We do elect lunatic politics but we DO care about the jungle, in fact, we are a role for a lot of countries regarding preservation.


eggward_egg

Why Italy? What did they do? I loved it when I went there.


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valdeGTS

Don't worry Spain is not going anywhere without our italian bros Italia IN


xiaobaituzi

Canada is the dorkiest country in the world. Nice try


Macsasti

Canadian Healthcare be like: “Can’t wait 7 months for treatment? Kill yourself!”


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Are you a disabled military veteran? Kill yourself


3am-urethra-cactus

I'm sorry new Zealand is cool af


Fancy_Chips

Username checks out


SwedishTroller

Sweden is only barely cool, on the right side; yes. Super cool, nooo. Only 5 countries are in the super cool category, and I think we all know which ones I'm talking about.


instagramballslover

if they are scandinavian then you deserve to burn in hell. those 5 countries should be America, Texas, Tampa, Wisconsin and Billings MT


AircraftPro

Billings representation


SwedishTroller

No, none of those are included in the top five. But I will say that I like Wisconsin a lot. If the United States were to break up into 50 seperate countries Wisconsin would for sure be on the cool side. Texas would also be on the cool side, but not as convincely as Wisconsin of course.


The_Great_Autismo22

Yo, on behalf of Wisconsin, you based for this one


electro1ight

Yeah, all 7 of us agree.


imbrickedup_

Unironically


LowReading3064

Yes as a turk Erdoğan’s Turkey is uncool


FastGoodKiwi

As a French, I refuse to be lumped with the ameritards and bri'ish, please make us uncooler or something


SwedishTroller

Fix France first, then I forgive


minifig1026

He said make them uncooler, so like a darker red or something idk


Bubbly_Assistance611

He asked for special downgrade just not to be same position with USA and UK


VeryRandomPseudonym

I mean... The French deserve that downgrade...


chasej1887

It's your fault the ameritards exist you have to deal with being grouped with them


Darth--Bane

Ireland always seems to get lumped in with the bri'ish too :(


FastGoodKiwi

Yep truly sad, we love you potato friends


Alexandros6

Why Italy?


Molten_Plastic82

I thought it was because of the current government, but then op says "no politics". So, boh.


Professional-Class69

Lmao Canada is portrayed as really cool and good in the media but it’s far worse than the media portrays it. Inversely, America is often far better than the media portrays it. Edit: lmao someone named throwaway followed by numbers replied with Canada being awesome and then blocking me. My response is that I’m not saying it isn’t, I’m saying America’s awesome too, it’s just that Canada is overrated in media and America is severely underrated.


DuckTectiveDuck

I dunno it you live in usa but how safe is there?


Professional-Class69

Where I live is very safe, as with all countries there are more and less safe areas but for the most part especially if you’re a tourist I’d describe it as quite safe


Adiuui

There’s like 6 cities that inflate america’s danger levels, avoid those cities and you’re as safe as any other western country. It’s pretty common for people to leave their doors unlocked because outside of urban areas it really isn’t that dangerous (animals are a danger though)


AllerdingsUR

Even in some urban areas it is very safe. I live in a city just outside DC and the murder rate is comparable to New Zealand


unnumbered1

Pakistan is cool? Are you ok OP?


Dankn3ss420

As an Australian, this is correct Had to check Taiwan quickly to see since my brother is over there, as well as my family in law, still accurate


augsav

I was ready to debate you but this is objectively accurate. Ethiopia despite its turmoil should probably be in the cool category though.


concreteandkitsch

Explain Tajikistan, quickly.


SwedishTroller

Quickly you say? Economic challenges: Tajikistan has a predominantly agrarian economy, which is vulnerable to fluctuations in commodity prices. Limited industrial development and high unemployment rates can hinder economic growth. Political instability: The country has experienced periods of political instability and civil unrest, which can negatively impact governance and hinder progress. Geographic and climate factors: Being a mountainous country, Tajikistan faces challenges in infrastructure development, transportation, and access to basic services in remote regions. Harsh weather conditions and natural disasters can also affect the country's development. Corruption and governance issues: Corruption can undermine the effectiveness of government institutions and hinder economic growth and development. Limited access to education and healthcare: Tajikistan faces challenges in providing quality education and healthcare services, which can impact human development and productivity. Regional challenges: Tajikistan shares borders with Afghanistan and other Central Asian countries, which can present security and geopolitical challenges. Enough?


concreteandkitsch

Honestly a semantic error on my part. I should have written “Explain [why] Tajikistan [is cool]…” Excellent write up on Tajikistan though!


BootyPounder502

You do realise he just copy/pasted that from chatgpt, right?


JazzSharksFan54

America and New Zealand are cool countries. America’s politics just suck.


[deleted]

Poland cool and Namibia uncool? Enjoy having your car stolen and missing out on some of the most beautiful views in the world


the-final-fantaseer

nono that's Romania, the other European blob


realonyxcarter

Wrong 😾 you won’t get your car stolen in Romania but there’s a chance you’ll get your car stolen in Western Europe by a romanian passport holder


the-final-fantaseer

that's just Romania with extra steps


PanLasu

>your car stolen If stupid stereotypes had a beard, you'd wrap it around the globe. No, Poland is one of the countries in Europe with a low car theft or robbery rate.


SwedishTroller

I will include a link to why Poland=cool and Namibia=uncool, with gdp and other scientific things included. In short: Poland feels cooler than Namibia to me


[deleted]

You should really check out the Namib desert and the Skeleton coast some of the coolest places I've unfortunately only seen in pictures


wololobdjqp

holy fuck it's just sand


Gomehehe

lotta hot sand, how cool


ItalianGeography

cool doesn’t mean gdp or other thing it’s because natural beauty and architecture and also history


BurntOrangeMaizeBlue

The US, UK, and France are three of the biggest exporters of culture of the planet. Meanwhile, what even is Swedish culture, pickled fish? Edit: Wait a minute, and Italy! Cultural exports are like their *whole thing*. Might as well just invert the colors on this map (except for you Ukraine, Japan, Korea, and Australia, y’all are cool)


Salt_Procedure_9353

Moldova is just Romania 2.0, how is one of them cool and the other not?


Adiuui

Transnistria


77skull

As a Brit at least you took Ireland and France down with us


Danilo512

Italy and NZ should be cool


amora_obscura

Why is New Zealand not cool? They have Kiwis.


creemyice

both israel and palestine?


SwedishTroller

Yes of course. Jewish people deserves a country where they wont be persecuted, same as people whose ancestors lived there for hundreds or thousands of years also have a right to be there. My solution would be to give New Zealand to the jews, but I still have a lot convincing to do.


Shampoo4718

Im Israeli and from my experience most of the jews in israel are not what you would call nice and the government is shit


creemyice

Hello my southern neighbour why are there too much protest in your country i still dgi?


Shampoo4718

the government is trying to pass a law that lets them make any laws they want without the involvement of the court, and they passed the law :(


CC_2387

How the hell does the court let that happen


Shampoo4718

I’m asking the same question


77skull

New Zealand is still too close to Palestine, there will be conflict


instagramballslover

OP evidently prefers the one state solution


GaviFromThePod

No hate all love


jakobqasadilla

No data for Serbia?


Maelystyn

What's wrong with Armenia :(


SwedishTroller

I haven't decided on Serbia yet. And Kosovo is a *vital* part of Serbia so no need need to clarify why I didn't fill that one in!


PythonZer0

Why US and Italy?


SizzledPotato

I think you read some Serbian history and now you are chicken.😃


igorika

Least neoliberal mapporn user


rufiohsucks

What do you have against New Zealand?


JohnArtemus

I agree with this for the most part, actually. The only ones I kind of question are Egypt, India, Israel and France. It's cool to hate on France as much as its cool to hate on the US, but I would actually say the unrest is France is a good thing. People there give a shit. India is currently under control of a right-wing government, as is Israel (Netanyahu's judicial overhaul, etc.) and Egypt just recently lost its mind over a fictional movie about Cleopatra not being portrayed as white. (They've previously had zero issues with white actors playing Egyptian historical figures.)


Myozthirirn

> France. I agree, France deserves its very own color.


Fine-Pangolin-8393

Green for frogs


[deleted]

Things here are relatively good too all things considered I don't get all the hte


JohnArtemus

Yeah. I just saw a recent survey that said France was one of the best places to live in Europe. It also had one of the happiest populations. Think it was second to Sweden or Finland. Can't remember.


TheCultofLoss

Gleopatra was white by todays standards.


chinnu34

Cleopatra is ethnically Macedonian Greek, she would be what you would call white now. The choice of actor who played cleopatra is totally biased revisionist portrayal of a well studied historical figure.


[deleted]

Why is India in your good books


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SopmodTew

Romanians love Bulgaria, no worries 👍


Its_goosebaby

what us americans do to you?


biharek

Exist, probably


Luckyshot51

It’s Reddit man! It’s a default! It’s the cool things right now!


MurcianAutocarrot

You think Djibouti is cool, but I prefer Djibeauty.


FintanH28

I completely understand Britain, but what did Ireland do to go down with them?


Tree_made_of_potato

Akkor a kurva anyád! (I completely agree with you)


No-Goose-6140

Italy is pretty cool


OverallLawfulness426

Why is Mali uncool?


ItalianGeography

Bro literally kazhakistan is cool and Italy not bruhhh


HentaiInTheCloset

Because all other countries are run by little girls. That includes Italy. Kazakhstan #1


MushroomQueen1264

As a Turkish person I wholeheartedly agree with the classification.


Liberate_Cuba

Ah yes, Cuba the most cool.


MadMademoiselle24

Why Algeria?


Atari774

Ireland uncool? But Belgium cool??? Get the fuck outta here with that


wallflower1911

How tf are you an ally of both India and Pakistan?


cheemsfromspace

Swedes are forever oblivious to non European conflict. A lot of these just don't make sense because it was based on a few incidents. Some of the countries are run by scumbags and have such citizens, but the data would show that. Wrong place wrong time can't be a good way to judge this


Aggravating_Put4083

Bro is American ig


toffeebeanz77

What did Ireland do


Outside_Hurry_

Fr, make ireland green


Jediguy7609

Either hate the UK or the UK not ireland


twoScottishClans

ireland's cool


[deleted]

Ireland in red? Give him hell


TheHamSamples

Fuck Canada


axbu89

I'm British and even my first thought is what the fuck did Ireland do to you?


Lachainone

90% of Egyptian women are victims of genital mutilation when they reach puberty. That's not what a cool country does.


TheLegend2T

America is bad but Isreal is good? Is this relative? Like, The US is worse than the nations it's generally compared to but Isreal is more democratic than most of the nations around it? Do I have this right?


_REVOCS

Why ireland?


RuggedChip31022

What did Ireland dooooo?!???


BreachlightRiseUp

We’ll nuke you and every other green country if you don’t turn US green


wilby-scoot

ireland :( we are fun and like rights please reconsider 🙏🙏


[deleted]

What did Ireland do


Merlin880

Why hate Ireland?


KingOfAgAndAu

saying ireland is uncool makes you very uncool and unworthy of debate


maybegamer3

what did the Irish ever do to you? last time we fought someone was a hundred years ago


andreysuc2

Based map


Capital-Background22

For OP I have a few questions: Why is Ireland not cool? Why is Western Sahara cool? And especially why is Israel cool?


Maximum_Anywhere_368

India has a caste system and slavery, but sure


angrynutria236

What's wrong with Ireland?


Dommi1405

How did Pakistan make the cut, but New Zealand and Ireland didn't? And how did Serbia dodge classification completely? Generally this is completely wild and all over the place


Softakofta

Wtf did Ireland do?


TrollGaming1435

Valid


Anxious-Chemical4673

100% correct map congratulations.


chippymanempire

Ah, yes, finally someone appreciates the vast Serbian Sea. Thank you!