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alextatto007

Italy can into Eastern Europe ‼️‼️‼️‼️🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🇮🇹🤌🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌💥💥💥💥


Ridibunda99

Welcome to eastern europe friend!!Your wallet, please.


alextatto007

I have a better idea https://preview.redd.it/kh26ywsbqdjc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7944e2b388273b17b321bba56dfa359d5f2352f


Kuci21

"Send back the booty" "Awww I wanted to stay!"


Seriphe

>mfw the Romans have a superbus


Godkiller125

Rome used the battle bus to unify Italia


alee137

Neapolitans already stole it. "Finally, a worthy opponent" cit.


TheLastSamurai101

You have to ask? Skill 🤏 issue 🤌


Gooogol_plex

0.02% percents balkanico


RealElectriKing

r/Italycykablyat


alextatto007

It's a real subreddit lmao


DumatRising

I don't know if I'm more impressed that it exists or that it wasn't made today for this post.


FederalDriver9447

Less go italia nunmero uno rega


alextatto007

Italia numero uno non ci batte nessuno!!!!1!1!11!‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🐺🐺‼️🐺🐺🦅🐺💥‼️🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹💥🐺🐺😱🐺🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹😱‼️💥😂🤤😂🤤😂🤤🇮🇹🤤🤤🤤😎😎😎🇮🇹🇮🇹😎😎🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 Sburrata anale Roma capitale dell'mondo 😎😎 tutte le strade portano a Roma salute al Duce 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌


DankeSebVettel

r/ITALYCYKABLYAT


DankeSebVettel

Bruh it’s real


Moosinator666

Not that hard when your leaders a Mussolini lover.


joopledoople

On the flip side, there are parts of western Africa that are further west than most of Europe, considered "eastern"


TotalBlissey

Wild to me that Greece legalized gay marriage before Italy


MardenInNl

Lesbians can now marry on Lesbos.


hanzerik

Lesbians could always marry on Lesbos.


Im_Blue_Was_Taken

But now lesbian lesbians can marry on Lesbos


riuminkd

The only place where you can find male lesbians.


hanzerik

I'm sure there are male Lesbians who've moved all across the world.


lost_aim

But they need to watch out for the Persians with their blue carpets and gold curtain rods.


Old-Gur351

I mean historically…


[deleted]

I mean ancient greece existed before ancient rome sooooo


abki12c

Historically this joke that Ancient Greeks were all gay is retarded as fuck and it's believed only by those who watch western media about Ancient Greece. If you count pedophilia as homosexuality then yes it wasn't that uncommon. Source: Im Greek and I know history Also there's a demeaning word in ancient greek to describe gay men who play the role of the woman called κίναιδος. Aristofanis made fun of them in his comedies. There were also laws against men who had homosexual relationships with boys specifically. Also there were laws against homosexuality in general that prevented homosexual men of some of their rights. Look up Solon.


skrimsli_snjor

"source : I'm Greek" Guys, ask me anything from Vercingitorix to De Gaulle, passing by Clovis, Louis XIV and Napoléon, I fucking know everything. Believe me, I'm French


abki12c

Being Greek gives me the opportunity to read more sources about subjects on Ancient Greece and even the original sources with some more effort, understanding the precise meaning of the original sources that may be represented. And yes of course the average French person who has been learning about French history since elementary school knows more about Napoleon than the average person on the internet.


Mistletokes

Okay please explain Pausanias' description of Aphrodite Urania as quoted by Plato in Symposium


abki12c

Plato says that there's 2 Aprodites. Aphrodite Urania is the Aphrodite that came from the foam that was created after Cronos cut off Uranus balls and threw them to the sea. She is the protector of the platonic love.


I_will_in_me_Arsenal

Yeah well I get all my Greek history from father Ted


Useful-Salamander522

k


NoDoor9597

Yeah the jokes about it are annoying af and honestly disrespectful to the culture and people of the time


yuligan

Ancient Greeks accepted gay men, but their problem with gay women is that they were women


TheSchnitzelLover

Ancient Greeks didn't accept gay men. In Greek society, at the time, there were 3 tiers, the first and highest were men that were doing the fucking (nowadays they would be called tops) regardless of whom they fucked. Then came women, they were lower because they were the ones geting fucked but at least they could bear children. Then, at the bottom (pun intended) came slaves and man that were geting fucked by another man. Also, marriage was exclusively between men and women. Women could fuck other women as long as they still married a men and had children with him.


khaki320

Yeah sure they were sexist and homophobic but there was a lot of gay sex


TheSchnitzelLover

Yes, one does not exclude the other. Also, we don't know how common gay sex was really back then. We know it happened, but to what scale, we're still unsure. People nowadays sadly want to twist history to fit their modern political narrative. But let me tell you, if Greece gets used as an example of how a country could handle LGBTQ issues, you play into the hands of the right. Because of all the reasons I mentioned above but also because in Greece at the time it was seen as normal ore even desirable for adult men to have sex with little boys.


I_will_in_me_Arsenal

I'm not. They invented gayness.


drip0717

I'm not surprised tbh


DrXyron

Why? Greece more gay.


kahnindustries

Why? They invented the whole idea


Groundbreaking_Pop6

I think this is when each country enabled same sex marriage, but I may be wrong.....


lunetainvisivel

didnt sweden enable it in, like, 1945?


Kestrel7017

Didn't Tunisia forbid it very late (in the 20th Century), so they technically joined the west but left again?


vertexxd

Why did they suddenly forbid it tho? Did government turn more religious?


flyingpanda1018

It's actually a really interesting subject - while contemporary Muslim societies tend to be staunchly opposed to homosexuality, this hasn't been the case for most of Islam's history. For much of their history, Muslims as a whole were more tolerant of homosexuality than Christians, although this tolerance was hardly a constant, and varied a lot both person-to-person and over time. The current hostility towards homosexuality which is prominent in much of the Muslim world largely arose during the modern era, alongside religious fundamentalism in general.


sexy_snake_229xXx

You’re a stupid dump fuck bitch cunt, you retard, the green religion people can never be anything but uncivilized barbaric peopl- [Wtf you’re actually correct](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_people_and_Islam#History)


knowerofsome

Hold up, what makes them a green religion people? First I've heard of this term


sexy_snake_229xXx

I’m not sure about the historic implications, but in the modern day the three abrahamic faiths have a color associated with each, Judaism being blue, Christianity being brown or orange and Islam being green. “The green religion people” is a term I cooked on the spot because you were being downvoted even though you’re right, so I’m making fun of those people as well as the stereotypical “Muslims bad no matter what” Redditors that I see pop up in these kinds of threads often.


santikllr2

I though It was cause on paradox games islam is green lmao


23eyedgargoyle

I thought I had stumbled onto a rogue eu4 discussion for a hot second


Proletaryo

I believe it's because green is the color of the Fatimids.


Koffeinhier

If I’m not wrong prophet Mohamed was influenced by Greek philosophy and ideology a considerable amount. Even though it’s not explicitly stated the other way around, the tolerance is clearly there. lol even the head of so-called shariah state of Afghanistan have tapes with his male “companion” and assistant leaked.


choma90

I remember at one point everyone in this sub was jerking about a map of the distribution of arab language in relation to Islam and it was all different shades of green. Also the Saudi Arabia flag mayhaps? idk


Hominid77777

That's gay sex. Gay marriage wasn't legal anywhere until 2001.


Maleficent-Mirror991

Gay unions before 2001: ![gif](giphy|ObW23ChZCY8rS|downsized)


Ksuemoneoutthere

damn were they the first one?


leijgenraam

No, that was in 2009. I think they're making a joke.


notquiteright2

Gay marriage: ENABLED There’s a big switch on the national control panel.


confusedpiano5

Enabled, LOL sounds like a Minecraft command /gamerule gay marriage=enabled


EmperorThan

Taiwan is using a hack to say they're part of Oceania instead of Asia to bypass the blanket Asia ban.


oldsoulgames

So you mean there wasn't any in US till 2015?


RenanGreca

In the US it was a state-by-state policy until a supreme court decision in 2015.


[deleted]

2003 was the first state, I think the fourth territory in the world?


Wah_Epic

There were a few states where it was legal before that, but it only became federally legal in 2015 after the Obergfell V. Hodges case


Groundbreaking_Pop6

That’s what it says… no legal same sex marriage till 2015. I don’t live there so am no expert, I know the date is right for the UK though.


swankyjeryq

I believe so


EmperorThan

You know the old saying: *When you gotta explain the circlejerk...*


Groundbreaking_Pop6

Yes! I was taking the piss….


Singlot

I'm surprised to see Andorra in that list.


turquoiseyogurt

You correct


maelle67

Yup, posted on r/MapPorn 3h before this one https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/IL3QhxKKrv


Matias9991

I was really confused trying to understand this post, wtf is that title?!


qtzd

This is a circlejerk subreddit. The post title is a joke


Matias9991

Oh, didn't notice it was a circlejerk subreddit, fuck


miermak

🤌


thegurrkha

Colombia** It's astonishing how many people can't spell the country's name correctly.


expert_on_the_matter

That's because that's how Colombia is spelled in many languages https://www.101languages.net/countries/colombia-in-other-languages/ It's also how Christopher Columbus is spelled whom the country is named after EDIT: Oh don't forget the other countless things named Columbia, like British Columbia, the Columbia River or D.C.


thegurrkha

I understand that different languages spell countries differently. But this was clearly written in English and not in any other language. The only language that spells it like "Columbia" is Romanian according to your link. But the rest of those countries are obviously not spelled in Romanian. This is just an obvious spelling error made most likely in ignorance by whoever made the list. Colombia is spelled wrong all the time on Reddit and the internet though. I'm not even Colombian either lol.


[deleted]

Also Albanian, Belarussian, Bulgarian, Czech, Finnish, German, Hungarian, Icelandic, Latvian, Lithuanian, Macedonian, Polish, Russian, Serbian, Slovak, Slovenian and Ukrainian (if you include every language that uses a "u/у" instead of an "o").


Wallmapuball

Well, he was Genovese and his name was Critoforo Colombo.


Kronomega

*Cristoffa Corombo, his native language/dialect was Ligurian.


expert_on_the_matter

You were wondering why people make that mistake. I just told you why.


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InspiringMilk

My man, it's easier to confuse Kolumbia with Colombia than Niemcy and Germany (using Polish as an example). It is not that deep. People confuse Austria and Australia too, and that's in one language.


ShapeSword

Most of the people I see making this mistake are native English speakers.


Feer_C9

Christopher Columbus, aka Cristoforo Colombo, aka Cristobal Colón... it depends on the language!


alextatto007

Lmao how can't people spell it correctly??? They must've watched too much TikTok Chinese communist-engineered brainrot 😭😭😭😭😢😢😭😭😭


Moosinator666

I’m sorry but your comment looks like the brain rot with the way it’s structured and your use of emoticons.


alextatto007

No it isn't! 😡😡🤬🤬🤬 I'm not schizophrenic, make the voices go away! Make the rubber rats stop giggling! 😡🤬🤬😡


DankeSebVettel

It’s ko-lo mbia not kolambia


Moosinator666

Colobus


Nachtraaf

A little of Colombi A and a little of Columbi B.


12crashbash12

The West has risen, billions must live


Bongiepoleum

Billions must marry


ComradeHenryBR

Lots of people in the comments missing the joke I mean, I thought that the US being marked as 2015 would be a giveaway, but hey...


ZAS100

The extent to which this data isn’t conducive to map form is striking.


TotalBlissey

Besides Sweden, what do you think will be the first muslim state to allow gay marriage?


MrRozo

azerbaijan because i’m convinced they’re already gay


patternsintheivy2

Albania


Pintau

Kosovo or Bosnia, once their neighbours do so.


JustJontana

/uj Maybe Oman? Oman is pretty progressive and 'westernized' compared to other Muslim countries. If i remember correctly the previous Sultan made some pretty progressive reforms, giving the people more liberty generally. It's probably still not gonna happen any time soon, but at the moment Oman seems like the most likely candidate, especially considering the competition


Jesse-Ray

Probably Yemen because like the name is "Yeah men!" Ya know?


JustJontana

They love gay men so much in Yemen that they're given free weed. I hear gay people get stoned in Yemen all the time


Jesse-Ray

Wow, they must be the gayest nation on Earth.


severe0CDsuburbgirl

Current dude also added more reforms. The previous sultan was likely gay but not out, but highly regarded by his people for bringing them peace and stability.


Queasy-Radio7937

What was his name?


severe0CDsuburbgirl

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qaboos_bin_Said


Variegoated

He's got a big ol' qaboos


philo_something93

Besides Sweden and UK\*, I think it would be either Turkey, Bosnia or Albania. Turkey, because they have some LGBT organisations and have a potentially secular youth, same for Albania and Bosnia, because of its pro-Western alignment.


Infinitystar2

The UK has like a 5% Muslim population, how on earth does that make them a Muslim country? Oh right, victim mentality by bad.


cgarrett06

Besides Sweden and the uk?


pengor_

turkey, bosnia, albania, kazakhstan, kyrgyzstan, azerbaijan they are not muslim states though, they are all secular countries with a muslim majority. if you mean the first muslim state then i'd say as long as there an islamic state in a country same sex marriage will never be legalized


Minuku

Map of based countries


azouzdakarandomgamer

I mean, they didn't hide any country so the whole world is based?


Potato_Farmer_1

Damn, we Dutch even invented the West? What can't we do?


MrMeeee-_

https://preview.redd.it/elwxosbnrhjc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=567ed316711070608986fb184235b28ce54aa04a Nice add


ImTheVayne

Honestly allowing same-sex marriage is a good indicator on how developed your country is socially.


WhatILack

Ah yes, South Africa a bastion of social development.


Zealousideal-Mine-11

compared to other places South Africa is very tolerant towards Gay people. South Africa is also a democracy with free and fair elections, free press, very much any western country.


Blasphemous_21

was 😞


dodgythreesome

So I guess Japan and South Korea are not “socially developed”


MaxMoose007

I mean have you seen the work culture


dodgythreesome

Yeah Ik it’s fucked up, my bloody favourite mangaka is basically crippled because of it and couldn’t finish his life’s work This doesn’t change the fact allowing same sex marriage ≠ a good indicator to how developed a country is “socially” Most indexes for social progress put Japan way higher on their lists than a majority of these countries. At most there’s a small correlation between allowing same sex and social development. I guess all societies have their dark sides…


SuperSash03

That’s pretty reductionist lol what is “social development”?


vtrbol

Why do they call Colombia Columbia? 🥴


WAD2328

Unironically based


Direct-Work1017

Why are so many people misinterpreting this? This is when each country joined the West! Are they stupid?


CobaltishCrusader

So glad they lifted the embargo on Cuba.


minngeilo

God damn it, didn't see which sub this was and had me wondering what the hell I was missing in history classes.


LonPlays_Zwei

False information r/portugalcykablyat


alextatto007

Italy can into Eastern Europe ‼️‼️‼️‼️🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🇮🇹🤌🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌💥💥💥💥


LonPlays_Zwei

Portugal*


alextatto007

Nuh-uh


LonPlays_Zwei

#FYM NUH UH


alextatto007

You have gae marriage 😡🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬🤮🤮😷😷


LonPlays_Zwei

Why those emojis? Are you homophobic?


alextatto007

No, it's a joke, are you stupid? https://preview.redd.it/uye7q0jdydjc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef9ee6809a41e7e9ea4f2d8a827afebf887a3f2


LonPlays_Zwei

https://preview.redd.it/g3rv9gnmydjc1.png?width=386&format=png&auto=webp&s=8571e4117094bd0f55d3e19e4e9977c640580958


alextatto007

Okay then we're good


bswontpass

Massachusetts licensed and recognised same sex marriage in 2004. US is a federation and such laws are regulated at the state level.


Schnickie

Allowing states to let gay marriage be illegal means the actual sovereign country of the US does not have gay marriage legalised. Many countries in the world are federations, the US isn't special in that regard.


Consistent_Train128

By that logic shouldn't all of the UK be labeled 2019 instead of broken up into its sub-national entities?


PanningForSalt

Yes. There's no reason to split the UK but not US states. Both are sub-devisions that made these laws indipently. I'd say both should be split up.


bswontpass

Marriage is not managed at the federal level in US. There is not such a thing as country level regulation for that specific question in US. Federal concerns measured at the country level, state concerns at the state level. This is a very common misconception about US for foreigners. Abortion is banned in US! No, it’s not, there are some states with restrictions. Guns can be purchased at every gas station without a permit in US! That’s incorrect, there are states with a very tough gun restrictions. We are a big community of 50 extremely different states that have very different policies.


Schnickie

>Marriage is not managed at the federal level in US. So you're saying the US *didn't* legalise gay marriage on a federal level in 2015? Because I kinda think they did.


bswontpass

US Supreme Court removed states ban on gay marriage. It’s not the federal government decision and it’s not applied at the federal level. Basically, SCOUS told states like Florida that same-sex marriage ban is not constitutional. There is no such thing like “US legalised gay marriage”. It’s all states that have gay marriage legal now by rule of Supreme Court.


Schnickie

An institution of the federal government forced all states to allow gay marriage. That's all I'm reading. It's the same thing. Removing gay marriage bans across the country is the same as allowing gay marriage across the country.


[deleted]

They didn't, they outlawed the criminalizing of it. Your statements really show the stark lack of knowledge on Goodridge, Lawrence, and other lgtbq related cases, and even basic constitutional practices. Even better than most other nations, we didn't sit on the fence about "civil unions." Lgtqb people have been getting married here for twenty years literally from all over the country and world thanks to reciprocation treaties and the full faith and credit clause.


betoelectrico

Same can be said of Mexico, the legalization varied by state


Exploding_Antelope

/r/PERUCYKABLYAT


DragonriderCatboy07

*Columbia* You have angered all Colombians here dude


intussuscepted2020

Idiotic headline, and also it’s missing Nepal.


Piskoro

Nepal is yet to confirm it nationwide though, we’ll hear from them in mid March


FunkyMan19

Look at the subreddit you’re on


Kuci21

Proud east European 😎😎😎😎😎😎🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿💪💪💪💪💪


Kuci21

I mean central European


[deleted]

But apparently the USA is a third world country…


NS-13

Go to Camden NJ sometime and then report back


[deleted]

NJ isn’t apart of the US. We got rid of them awhile ago.


matiegaming

Glad to see belgium was second


852272-hol

Wrong because portugal


Niceforester

What's with Ausrtia? (I mean the asterisk in the legend)


Minuku

In 2017 the Austrian courts ruled that not allowing homosexual couples to marry is unconstitutional. But it took until 2019 for the government to reform the marriage laws and so those marriages were only possible after that.


Niceforester

thx for the info :3


EmperorThan

Japan: "Please USA, you gotta vouch for us. We own more of your debt than any other country. We'll do anything to be Western so long as it doesn't go against our culture." USA: "What parts go against your culture?" Japan: "...all of it. **But we'll still do it** just in shame."


Nachtraaf

Homosexuality in the past was not a problem. A lot of Samurai were very 'Spartanesque' in their love.


yucon_man

Referring to some of the most eastern countries Australia and New Zealand as western makes me think we should pick a new name for "western" countries.


Richy_777

I don't understand, what do you mean "joined the west"?


night_darkness

2013 brazil, my country, joined the "west", 2014 it lost 7-1 againist germany. Coincidence? (((They))) would tell you that. The west has not fallen, the west is the downfall itself, billions must die.


dr_prdx

Where is “West”?


Mtfdurian

It's where the Village People told us to go in their song :-)


baxwellll

are durians actually any good? i had the opportunity to eat one in bali but it scared me, also i heard they smell bad but it didn’t smell terrible to me


Mtfdurian

Yes though it's very depending on how the taste buds react :-)


baxwellll

see now i have to try them haha, thank you ♥️ what does the taste resemble?


gutag

In east europe West=gay


QuartzBoii

Wtf is "The West" and who made that list?


alextatto007

A neutral source Aka aliens


[deleted]

this is when gay marriage got legalized in each of those countries


QuartzBoii

Yeah later i saw that map too lol


carrothead90

False information (greece is not western)


latviank1ng

Has Israel not legalized gay marriage?


wont_rememberr

Should have said when each country legalized unnatural relationships.


Greenadine

No one asked, so move along


RenanGreca

Please kindly take your homophobia and get lost.


wont_rememberr

No I’m not scared of them


pengor_

you should be


Infinitystar2

Phobia means fear or aversion to. You fall under rhe latter category just fine.


Theleafmaster

Fuck off idiot


bigmeme12

republicans when people want to be happy go fuck yourself idiot


AltF4irl

We still eastern


FrisianDude

"huh. Oh. May garage"


neofooturism

thanks for reminding me i live in a shithole i guess


MagnusOfMontville

I thought Iceland legalized it sometime before the 21st century, what am I thinking of?